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So... hi, people of earth. Mostly, these are stories that consist of Naruto Fanfictions. Most of the stories are of Akatsuki from Naruto, having a different perspective of the history of Akatsuki from the point of view from Tetane Namikaze, step-sister of Naruto and the possessor of the Raikugan (information with and following the story The Untold Story of Betrayal). Also, there will other funny parodies and points of view from some of the characters following Naruto. I do not not own Naruto and the Akatsuki in any way, but do own Tetane Namikaze and other characters. Hope you all enjoy, read, RESPOND (highly freaking recommended), fav, read my little blubs down below, vote on the poll, and well, ya know... uh... have fun!!!

Naruto Questionaire

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Oh my god, there are so many I absolutely love, but for my top three, I would have to pick Shikamaru for number three, Kakashi for number two, and for number one... Itachi!!! (GO AKATSUKI!!!)

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? AsumaXKurenai, NarutoXSai, ShikaXTemari, PeinXKonan (if there was a relationship), and SakuXLee (ha!)

3. Are you a Naruto Yaoi or Hentai fan? It depends which characters. I laugh so much at the Akastuki Pairings, but my favorites are DeiXTobi, KABUTOXORO!!!, NarutoXSai (mentioned before), and KakaXIruka

4. Ever Cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? It's funny, I've never cosplayed anyone... but I'd be an awesome Deidara (blonde hair, blue eyes) Wow, just parolling the streets in an Akstuki robe, hair pulled up, saying "un" after every sentence... that would be the life.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I only have one manga (the one with Team 7 vs. Zabuza and Haku). I have nothing, sadly, but i do have the internet!!!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Itachi... Just kidding. Maybe. Ah, not really, but some characters, (aka: Akatsuki hawt boys)... well, are very atttractive. There was no one I ever conidered love soulmates with (except for Kisame, but he could like be my best friend soulmate if i was in Naruto)

7. Naruto/Hinata or Kiba/Hinata? That's not even a question. NARUTO/HINATA. Period.

8. Sasuke/Sakura or Sasuke/Naruto? HA! I never really liked Sasuke, but i can imagine this big fight on who is going to marry Naruto, Sasuke or Sai. They fight, and end up killing each other in the process, and Naruto would have no choice but to live happily ever after with Sakura. I just don't see Sakura with Sasuke anymore since SasGAY left for Orochimaru for a three way with him and Kabuto... that would be epic yaoi lol

9. Which team is your favorite? Again, that's not even a question... TEAM GAI!!! Lee, Neji, Tenten and Gai are hilarious together and i love the rivalry between his group and Kakashi's group.

10. Do you support the Obito theory: (Tobi=Obito)? No, though sadly, it would work. I loved Obito, and i wish he were alive, but sadly, Tobi is Madara. :(

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? I'm not blind! They look exactly the same.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? It always comes down to these type of questions that gives me a headache in the end of these stupid qustionaires. Umm... Itachi's a sexy beast, so I'll give the position to him, maybe Tobi or Kisame... AH, WHO AM I KIDDING?!? I love them all!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? If SasGAY were here right now as i type, i would stab him with my pencil, bury him in the ocean, and watch him get eaten by Kisame and his shark friends. That would be everyone's happy ending. :)

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? YEP! Gotta love Naruto!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? I'm trying to follow them, but i never have the time.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? HA! yep. Well, usually all of the time, but when he realized that Sasuke left or Jiraya died, he turned into a complete emo and started ripping off people. Poor, poor, ADD Naruto.

17. Sub or dub? Sub. Those Dub voices for the characters:

1. It makes Naruto voice sound like nails on a chalkboard

2. Deidara and Hidan sound like someone from GI Joe, or some really cheesy action cartoon

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? She's okay. I'l go with Pro just because i feel bad for her when SasGAY left to be a sex slave for Michael Jackson lol

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? I love Tobi. He's one of the funniest people in Naruto with Lee and Gai, and possibly Shino (he cracks me up, being all emo and gangsta!)

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? *spoiler* (MADARA UCHIHA!!!!) love him!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Best question yet lol. He's... interesting, he's not a nerd, but he's certainly not a SEXY BEAST?!?

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Neji in a ruffled dress, hair down and all. Deidara would be the obvious pick, but i don't think he looks like a girl at all.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? I love Lee, and he's awesome. He's not Akatsuki amazing, but he kicks major a* with tai-jutsu

24. Which character would be best OoC? Who and how? Ah! The worst question! IDK

25. Do you like Naruto FanFics? As in obsessed, then yes ;)

26. Do you write Naruto FanFics? That's a stupid question. Why wouldn't I be on here?

27. Do you like lemons? Ah, this is a question Tobi would ask! But for the time being... no, i don't like lemons, but if life is full of lemons, make lemonade :)

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? HA! Nope, even though they've been pretty observant.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? HAHAHAHAHAHA HELL YES. Zabuza was the best!!!!! If any of you haven't seen them, go to youtube. Now.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? YES. THEY ARE AMAZING. More youtube :)

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? I'm secretly trying to get my friends hooked... hopefully it works

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Well, i drew Deidara on the side of my notes in social studies class and this really tall kid starts looking at it, having the height advantage. He asked if that was me in a robe... and with an excuse, i had replied with a quick yes and i also took aware that he was peeping at my notes for the test so i told him to copy down his own notes or he wouldn't have a D in the class. XD burn

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'What is this'? Nope! (Thank god)

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No, but i think with all of this writing, it's getting me an A in english class! SEE? TV is a good thing!

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope!

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? *looks akwardly at reader* hehe... what are you talking about? (hides the book) lol

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope. Never once believed that Yondaime was the leader, and that was only because Pain was revealed before i ot hooked onto Naruto for the second time in five years

38. Do you draw Naruto FanArt? Yeah, but not much. I drew some of my characters form my fanfics, and actually, they're not half bad.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Dude, he has hand-wing things! Hell no, and besides, i think he wastes those good looks on Orochimaru and Kabuto (SasGAY!)

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? More than one, yeah. (Tetane Mikaze, Kaminari Akimatsu... ext in more fanfics)

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Probably lol

IF YOU HATE SASUKE, I request that you copy and paste, then add yo' name. Narukashi666, AHeartThat'sNeverBeenWhole,Yuki-chan114, IceCrystal7, miragechic2

If you think Kakashi is HAWT and should never have died, copy an' paste, an' add yo' name. Narukashi666, AHeartThat'sNeverBeenWhole,yuki-chan114, IceCrystal7, miragechic2

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ X ] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes aregrey/gray.
[ X ] -My closest friend is a girl.
[ X ] - I'm a very secretive person.
[ X ] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4 ]

[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
] - Origami RULES!
[ X ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[ X ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 2 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[ X ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ .5 ] -Many people find me attractive.
] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[ X ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[ X ] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3.5 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[ .5 ] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ X ] - I like gore :3
] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[ X ] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[ X ] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ .5] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4 ]

[ X ] - I look young for my age.
[ .5 ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[ X ] - I'm very impatient.
] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ X ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 3.5 ]

[ X ] - I'm an artist.
[ X ] - I like and appreciateart.
[ X ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ X ] - I have blue eyes.
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[ ] - I have a 'friend' who folloes and annoysme.

[Deidara Score: 4 ]

[ X ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ X ] - I have had stitches.
[ .5 ] - I hate Hidan.
[ .5 ] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 3 ]

[ X ] - When I'm mad! ] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ .5 ] - I am religious.
[ X ] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[ X ] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 3.5 ]

[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[ .5 ] - Nature is AWESOME!
] - I'm usually alone.
[ X ] - I don't mind the company of others.
] - I don't have many friends.
[ X ] - Tobi is not that bad.
] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 2.5 ]

[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[ .5 ] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ X ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[ X ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.

[Tobi Score: 3.5

[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
] - I have a very pale skin colour.
] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ .5 ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ X ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 1.5 ]

I, miragechik2, am the: Pein/Pain - Nagato, Kisame Hoshigaki, and Deidara of the Akatsuki.

~Your top twelve Naruto Characters (in no particular order)~

1: Itachi Uchiha (sexy beast!!!)

2: Kakashi Hatake (haha he makes my day :P)

3: Shikamaru Nara (wiseass)

4: Kisame Hoshigaki (badass!!!) (and probably fav Akatsuki character after Ita-kun)

5: Suigetsu Hozuki/Zabuza (ah! both of them tie for fifth!)

6: Tobi/Madara Uchiha (i kinda miss Tobi, but Madara's badass as well)

7: Naruto Uzumaki (believe it, dattebayo!)

8: Sai (hahaha no comment)

9: Lee (o.m.g... ditto Sai)

10: Deidara (luv himm!!! hottest after Ita and Saso)

11: Killer Bee (luv his rapping!!!)

12: Shino Aburame (hahahahaha gangster)

Name twelve of your favorite Naruto characters in any order.

1. Kakuzu

2. Sakura

3. Deidara

4. Kisame

5. Kakashi

6. Killer Bee

7. Madara

8. Konan

9. Might Guy

10. Sai

11. Itachi

12. Hinata

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Nope... kinda don't want to... I don't know what Naruto would say if they did, and what their conversation would be. Sai comes walking in on Kakashi and says, "Kakashi, I need to tell you something."

Kakashi: "Hit away." Sai: "I think I'm in love with Naruto... I don't know what to do!!!!" The Kakashi sighs and says, "Go tell him. Scare the crap out of him. He needs it."

Yeh, that's how it would go if i wrote it. Ta Da! Thanks for the fake applause.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Oh boy... yesssss... he's cute, with his little "un" at the end and his cute blonde hair and blue eyes... omg i want to glomp him!!! Not really, but he's cute, not necesarily hot

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Killer Bee got Kakuzu pregnant... 0_0. I think Kakuzu would sue Bee for putting that drug in his drink last night.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Ha! Nope. Actually, now mentioning, I haven't read one about him in general. Hm... ponders through fanfictions

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Sakura and Madara, sittin in a tree. Hell no. Sakura, my advice, try to aim for a more younger Uchiha... maybe... SASUKE?!?!?

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

KISAME AND GUY!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Best closet couple you'll ever see. That battle was just the highlight!!!

Kisame: "You're my worst enemy."

Guy: "You're my best friend!"

Yeah, that's the whole fight. Hehe, I love both of them fighting each other.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Deidara discovered Konan and Kisame in a relationship... first of all, he would be like: "Un!!! Why do you have the girl?" Then Pain would come after Deidara tells on Kisame and... you've got cold blue sushi.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Bee. Sakura. One mission... to get Naruto away from his obsession with Sasuke. Who's gunna win? The boss tone-deaf rapper and the pink haired knwo it all, or the blonde ramen eater who can't stop thinking about his emo friend?!?!?!? Hahaha... that won't work out.

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

I HOPE NOT!!!!! Too much blood and attempted yaoi!!!

"Sir, I hope you know that you're blue, right, Mr. Fish Face?"

"Samehada will have your head, gay man."

"Is that what I think it is?? A big noodle sword???"


"Penis, penis, penis..."

That would be the funnist story ever written on the face of the planet.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

"The Hurt and Suffering of the Two Secret Perverts"

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Well, there already is one (Deidara wants revenge against Itachi for his freaking Sharingan), but if i made one, it would be fighting over me!!! ^_^ *hearts*

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Nope. My frieend loves Madara, though. For nine...Hehehe... no.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

"I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today" Guy's THEME song.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: If you don't like excessive cheesy musicals about rapping, obsessions, and drama, step away from the computer screen.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Konan: "Hey there, grey hair... what'cha got there? A pervert book women? Well... *takes off cloak, revealing a slut outfit*...you've got me!!!"

Kakashi: *starts to droll excessively*

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Sai: "Ya know, I don't like women like you... too b*y."

Konan: "*pulls out origami of Sai* "This is you..." *starts crumpling up the paper* "...and this is you in a few seconds." *smiles innocently*

Sai *muttering: "This is why I like men."

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Madara is anti-yuri. If Sakura and Hinata were piled on top of each other in Madara's bedroom he would say: "Ah!!!! You sick b*es!!! Get off of my bed and find a guy!!!" Harsh.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Kisame, being himself, would get Kakuzu drunk. I have no idea and I don't want any ideas on what 'de-flowering' means, but I feel like I have a dirtier mind than Kakashi... or Jiraya... *shutters*

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Madara???? I love him, and my friend does too, but not that we know.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Nope. No Deidara het

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I do!!!! Itachi Uchiha, hottest Uchiha and Akatsuki member!!! Um, hehe, I'm a big fan, and I have a really cute drawing of Ita-kun. And with writing... I'm here, arn't I? Check out Akatsuki Torture Story for funny stuff with Itachi, and for serious stuff, (when he's the hottest!!!), The Untold Story of Betrayal. Read and review... I beg of you!!! ^_^

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Probably not. Kisame kidnaps Sakura and Kakashi comes to save the day with his magic Sharingan. Yeah, yeah, not that fun reading.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Naruto!!!! Penis!!!!!"

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A while ago, actually. He gets turned into a dog and him and Pakun go on this crazy adventure. I love that dog.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Rapping, of course!!!! He's the best, maybe he can beat out Eminem for best rapper in the world!!!

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Itachi... AND GUY?!?!?!? Itachi would have to get WASTED!!!

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Thye would have this huge fight, but Madara would top Kakashi down. Pwned.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Kakuzu and Might Guy are in a happy relationship until Guy suddenly runs off with Kisame (HAHAHA I CALLED IT!!! FATE!!!). Kakuzu, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Itachi and a brief unhappy affair with Hinata (that's gotta be interesting...), then follows the wise advice of Kakashi (perverted advice) and finds true love with Sakura.

Um... HAHAHAHAHA, first of all, and the title... "Kisame and Guy are meant to be, Kakuzu!!!!! Geez, don't diss the defenition of SOULMATES!!!" haha best fanfic by far

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Aw, thatd be so sweet, and I had always seen Konan breaking up with Pein and going with Madara, holding hands into the sunset... hey! That's not bad! *starts writing*

Random Stuff Questionaire

1.Do you like music?

Music is my muse, my passion... well, no s* sherlock, if you hadn't figured that one out yet. I'm listening to the sweet joy of iTunes right now.

2.Are you an Sakura hater?

Nah, she's just... hm, what should you call it, oh yeah. IRRITATING. She's nice, but her and Naruto's obsession with SasGAY has gone too far.

3.Gai or Lee?

Gai, only because he's a beast. And he's the funniest character. Hehe X3

4.SakuraxItachi or SakuraxSaskue?

No one touches Itachi, or a limb is coming off.

5.Do you like Karin?


6.InoxKiba or InoxGaara?

Gaara of the Funk needs a girlfirend big time. Go for it, Ino! They'd be kinda cute actually.

7.Do you think Hinata is cute in long hair?

Yeah, but not just that. She's been less annoying and quiet and then she finally has the guts to say to Naruto that she likes him and almost died for him. So yeah, the growing of the entire pixie hair thing must have helped.

8.Who are nicest Gaara or Sasuke?

Gaara. No question. I mean, seriously, SASUKE? Who would have that as an option?!?!? The guys is a total asshole!!!

9.Do you like to read fan fiction about Naruto and Sasuke?

Nope, unless it has Akatsuki or Ita in there somewhere (if you hadn't relized, i'm a big Akatsuki fan). If it has any of that yaoi SasuXNaru crap i'm going to throw up. No, no, no, NO!

10.Who are the cutest Naruto or Gaara?

Naruto. Who wouldn't deny that cutie when he brings in the bright blue eyes and the lip? AWWWWW

11.Do you think that Gai is hot?


12.Who are your favorite male character in Naruto?

Dei-dei. HAHAHA (And that's the honset to god truth, nd to me, he looks hot enough to be a guy)

13.Have you read SakuraxLee fiction?

shutters while reading this question to themselfs*

14.Who are scariest Itachi or Pein?

Pein. Geez, if you saw a guy with that many piercings in your life, why wouldn't you be?!?!? Omg, Purple Buggars, Carrot Top, Magneto Man (see my Totrture story if you want that to make sense)

15.What do you hate?

Terrorists. Dei-dei can be accepted, but if he comes alive and bombs my house, i will have his neck.

16.What do you like?

My droid phone, friends, family, music, pasta, New England, NARUTO, and more amusing crap like that ^_^

17.Are you doing a new story?

Yayz! Good question!! Um, i have four freaking stories to work on and update, and with The Untold Story of Betrayal, there WILL be a sequel, and with the Torture Story, there may be a spin off or something. Anyone who reads should freaking read anything at the bottom of the page!!!

18.Have you eat today?

Just had lunch. (Pinnaple pizza... WHAT?!? It's realllllyyyy goooooddd!)

19.Gai or Azuma?

Azuma-sensei. It's funny, everytime i hear or read his name i think of Naruto Abridged and their version of Azuma made me... wait for it... LOFLMAO.

20.Temari and shikamaru sitting in a tree kissing?

I like both of them together, so yeah, sure, why not

21.Do you hate Ino?

No, it's not hate, it's just... ANNOYED.

22.Ino or Tenten?

Same thing. If it's like at recess and we're picking dodgeball teams, then i'd choose Tenten because 1) she doesn't dress up like a skank in Shippuden, 2) she's one of the more modest characters, and 3) doesn't really obsess over Duck-butt Uchiha.

23.Do you like to write?

Um, would i be on this website?!? Well, to answer simply. Yes. Yes i do.

24.Do you hate Sasuke?

He's just one of those main characters that annoy the s* out of me and will bug the hell out of you until you give into what he wants. If i was literally in Shippuden, i would have challenged him as Tetane and kicked his ass (See Untold Story of Betrayal)

25.Do you think that someone hate your stories?

WHOEVER DOES WILL GET SHOT. Nah, i kid, but i suggest these people who don't like my stories not to write crap about it and move and an ignore it. It's just the more mature thing to do.

I also have a devaintart page, but it's nothing fancy. Just some drawings of my made up characters and one of Deidara and Sasori, so come check it out, my name is the same! ^_^

You see below? Those are my freaking stories, so I urge you, go read, and also make my day and comment!! I answer all comments on the next updates!

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Uchiha Itachi by Tsarina Torment reviews
Meet Uchiha Itachi, Sasuke and Sakura's only son. He's a typical 16 year old ninja. Missions, jounin exams... Wait... What? Uncle? Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,298 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 11/29/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Itachi U., OC
My Generic High School Story by Moophy reviews
Private school. The bane of my existence. It can't be that bad though. It's not like I'm sharing a dorm with the most inconsiderate, vulgar, maladjusted, ragtag group of teenage boys on campus. Oh wait...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,627 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2010 - OC, Deidara, Hidan
Bound to Happen by Hatchi1 reviews
Orochimaru has his sights set on the destruction of Konoha & Amegakure.They join forces.Konoha gains fresh enemies.Akatsuki & 14 leaf shinobi are split into teams of 5. Wait, Why is Sakura stuck with 4 Akatsukis? SakuXItaxDeixHidaxKisa... HidaxSakuxDei & KisaxHina *Hidan talks. Therefore, there's swearing. And lots of it!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 129,364 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Ripples by Mokana-chan reviews
How long does it take to kidnap someone? How about a kunoichi? A woman trained in the deadly arts of seduction and of the sword. These are woman that no man wants to trifle with. But what about a kunoichi that is also trained as a medic? KisamexSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,154 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Reluctant Bonds by laharvey125 reviews
Ritsuko the Loner is forced into joining Akatsuki against her will and later makes a miraculous escape. But is she really as free as she thinks? She soon finds herself a pawn in a much larger game.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Akatsuki are in my Living room by TwistedShinigamiSisters reviews
Look,don't believe what Sam and Alex tell you. Honestly, I didn't mean to bring the Akatsuki to our college loft. Honestly! I only wanted to sing the jingle and then they fell through the roof. It was an accident! Swear On Itachi's life! Rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Akatsuki
New Konoha Genins by DrMaggieXD reviews
The Akatsuki have shrunk to cute, little 7 year old kids! Now, Teams 7,8,10 and Gai have to retrain them and lead them to a new life. Humor ensured. PS: Not a single konoha person know this, so keep it a secret from them! *hush hush*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,895 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
The Mist Asylum for Freaks and Sexual Deviants by WanderingGambler reviews
Zabuza, Kisame and Raiga never did want to talk about their time in the Seven Swordsmen. Although it has nothing to do with the cruel and bloodthirsty nature of the village itself, more the eccentricity of its inhabitants. May contain Choujuurou, sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Mangetsu H., Kisame H.
Siren of the mist by SammywithSwagger reviews
Midori is a academy student from the mist village. she becomes the friend of Kisame; the class freak friendship turns into love but what do people think? KisaXOC Rated T for language in later Chapters! Enjoy!*NEW CHAPTER UP*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,067 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Kisame H.
How to Piss Off The Akatsuki by Daaviiee reviews
Sakura has joined the Akatsuki for a year now and she is getting bored. Then she stumbles upon an article 'How to Piss Off The Akatsuki'. This is going to be one hell of a fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,177 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Naruto vs Akatsuki! But With a Twist? by OsuwariKawaii reviews
What happens when Naruto comes to your house, wanting you to help him find his team? With Akatsuki on your tails? And also, what happens when a type of trust forms and a truce is in sight? Unlikely? Yes. Impossible? NOPE! Genres: Adventure/Romace/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Romance and Pranks and Akatsuki, Oh My by OsuwariKawaii reviews
I have to room with five jerks. Have to prank with my friend Kayla and the biggest jerk, and Orochimaru in the equation? Too much to handle! But... I can't shake off the feeling to leave. Gah! T for obvious reasons. Several NTAS references. Later though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,541 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Akatsuki
Didi and Frenchy's MultiDimensional Road Trip! by DidiTwitches reviews
What happens when a hyper anime freak and her reluctant friend are kidnapped by the Akatsuki and wisked away to the land of Naruto? A WHOLE LOAD OF RANDOMNESS, THAT'S WHAT! Slight pairings, but nothin' major. Calm down. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,776 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Brother My Brother by OsuwariKawaii reviews
Raiya, sided with young Kiro, is sent after her older brother, Deidara, and bring him back to Iwagakure. But when they encounter trouble, and the other Akatsuki, will her plans be so easy to follow through? T for language. Romance/action/family/adventure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Wanted by Orange Sherbet reviews
Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
This Mind of Mine by Ria- The Ninja of Time reviews
Lei-Ren is your normal girl with an amazing photographic memory who has memorized the entire Naruto wiki. What happens when she gets thrown in the the Naruto Universe. Akatsuki Duh! Rated T for Hidan and Oc. OcXAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Akatsuki
akatsuki survivor camp! by poisonlovely reviews
the akatsuki are off to a desert/rainforest island located somewhere near australia to play survivor camp, a reality show! chased by beavers and chucked off cliffs, how will these poor ninja people survive an undetermined amount of time here? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
Hidan's a kid! by Dana.Kay123 reviews
Hidan got turned into a kid, can the Akatsuki deal with it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,406 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Akatsuki Get Sued by Bleeping Bloop reviews
The ninja of Akatsuki are getting sued! Who is brave enough to do that? Pure and utter crack. Do not take seriously! Rated T for everyone's favorite Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Obito U.
Akatsuki go on holiday! by alexisamidnightrunner reviews
The naruto badguys decide to go on holiday, but will things go right?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Akatsuki
Jashin's Devil, God's Angel by Valkyrie0Magma reviews
AU. The Akatsuki is an orphanage holding many 'different' kids. Hidan, a 12 year old Jashinist, starts to develope these feelings for another, Konan. He doesn't know what he's feeling, what should he do? A HidanKonanPain love triangle story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Hidan, Konan - Complete
7 Minutes In Heaven Akatsuki Style! for girls :P by ShioriAkasuna reviews
You had just joined the Akatsuki and you are really bored. You thought that if you were here you would be given more missions but not today. You are sitting in your room when Tobi barges in and drags you out to play a game of... 7 Minutes in heaven!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
Trick Gone Wrong? by laharvey125 reviews
Itachi pesters Pein to upgrage their ancient internet service, but no luck. So he plays a trick on Pein, but with unexpected results... ::WARNING -- mild yaoi reference::
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Akatsuki High by allen.seizmik reviews
Ah, the wonders of senior year in high school! Parties, beer, getting arrested...Deidara is just a normal teenager attending a normal high school, except for the fact that he's suicidal and his dad's a violent alcoholic. SasoxDei PeinxKonan HidanxKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,942 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Captured by Lenag09 reviews
On the search for Sasuke, Sakura somehow ends up being kidnapped by 'Snake' and is left to figure out what to do next, until Uchiha Itachi comes along...I'm not very good at sumarizing but its a SasuSaku fic with some language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,911 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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What are you doing here? An Akatsuki Torture Story reviews
What happens when eleven deranged S-Rank criminals enter your house, try to kidnap you, and are looking for a specific person who you know? Rated T for a specific member's pottymouth and gross comments. ItachiXOC, SasoriXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,870 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Akatsuki
The Untold Story of Betrayal reviews
Tetane Namikaze, the sister of Naruto Uzumaki, the great nine tails, and the daughter of the Fourth Hokage, is taken hostage and is forced out of her will to join Akatsuki by the nortorious Kisame Hoshigaki and Itachi Uchiha. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,090 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Akatsuki, Kisame H.
Marooned With the Akatsuki Wait What? reviews
Ten oblivious Akatsuki members. One island. Two crackhead snake ninja. And a tribe of fangirls. There's only one solution to it all... to escape this place and get the heck back to reality. Rated T for someone's *cough* Hidan's *cough* pottymouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Akatsuki
Jashinmas! reviews
It's the holidays at the Akatsuki base, and Hidan wants to pull of his own relegious holiday... Jashinmas. Includes a lot of humor, a little yaoi, and overcelebration. Rated T for someone's pottymouth cough cough... Hidan , nudity, and beer!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan