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Author has written 21 stories for Glee.

Hi. Ummm, yeah I like to write and stuff. I have no idea what to write here. Glee makes me laugh hard and if you can make me laugh, I'm yours.

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Over and Over Again by KonstantineXIII reviews
Shizuru and Natsuki fit every setting. Let me prove it. T for excessive swearing. Warning: Stereotypical ShizNat fluff ahead. With a dash of drama.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,570 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F.
Deeds Well Done by tinlizard20 reviews
Behind-the-scenes in the creation of a TV classic. Brittana. Rated M for language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 4/9 - [Brittany P., Santana L.] Mercedes J., Lord Tubbington
That Awkward Moment When 2 by gurj14 reviews
Sequel to That Awkward Moment When. AU-Brittana.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,617 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Santana L., Brittany P.
We Become Who We Are When We Fall In Love by summerkid reviews
Sent to live with her aunt in Texas, Santana comes face to face with a past she thought was long gone. She is shown the beauty in life through the eyes of her childhood best friend, Brittany, who ultimately shows her that life and love are one and the same... by making her feel it. AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 235,213 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Professor Pierce by gurj14 reviews
There's only one way to be a hero: make out with a hot Admiral, use your genius mind to come up with solutions, and have all your vitamins. That's three things you say? Well Professor Brittany Pierce is so awesome she can do three things the way you do one. AU-Brittana
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,829 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Santana L., Brittany P.
The Messiness of Life by Victoria G reviews
Every person has a breaking point that once reached, begins the inevitable descent toward devastation or beauty...in the rarest of cases, both. Fujino Shizuru happened to encounter hers on a bus. (Shizuru-centric AU, eventually ShizNat)
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 256,435 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F.
That Awkward Moment When by gurj14 reviews
That awkward moment when Santana realised she was sleeping with her boss's daughter… AU-Brittana
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,800 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Freaking Super by LateInLifeTiburon reviews
AU. The comic books don't tell you everything. Like when to take the mask off, for example. Superhero!Santana, Brittana, Samcedes
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 266,474 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P.
No Rest for the Wicked by Cognitivism reviews
AU. Santana has a very unconventional and dangerous job. During one of her missions, she meets an overly cheerful waitress and finds herself exasperatingly distracted.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,309 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Kunoichi by OhThatsWanky reviews
Britt is a shinobi, a perfect killer, trained to feel nothing and let nothing get in her way. But when a job goes wrong and propels Santana Lopez into her path, all of the training in the world can't stop the collision between the darkness of the only life Britt's ever known and a life in the light with Santana. AU!Brittana. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,391 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner by Brittana-Fanfiction-Den reviews
Versione originale di killer cereal. Trama: "A Brittany e Santana non è permesso avvicinarsi a meno di cinquanta metri l'una dall'altra, e quando a scuola non hanno altra scelta che stare nella stessa stanza devono avere delle guardie del corpo." "Ma perchè?"
Glee - Rated: T - Italian - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,696 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Battlesong by NegativeSpaces reviews
912 AD. The great North is a dangerous place. Santana, a priestess native to the plains of Iberia, is forced from her home to take refuge in foreign lands. There, she finds a viking girl determined to prove herself, and a love she never knew she had. Brittana.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 371,994 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
A Fairy Tale? by galaxy18hime reviews
Natsuki is hired as a bodyguard for the beautiful and popular heiress, Shizuru. In order to protect the princess from her vicious stalker, Natsuki must play the part of a prince and dress as a man. Some say that fairy tales end in happily ever after, but there is always a price to be paid... AU, OOC. All Mai Hime/Otome characters are the property of sunrise.
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 167,560 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F.
Observe & Report by Swinging Cloud reviews
Santana Lopez thought being a security officer would be a lot more exciting, but literally nothing ever happens on her shifts- until she meets Brittany Pierce. AU Brittana. Two-Shot. SOLOSMU #4
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Brittany P., Santana L.] - Complete
Memento Vivere by vin.fireclaw reviews
Rising up from the ashes of their demise, Shizuru and Natsuki attempt to salvage what's left of themselves. Along with the other HiME, they attempt to navigate their past traumas without succumbing to them. Of living life while remembering one's death.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,898 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Shizuru F., Natsuki K.
a spanner in the works, you know by acid.glue234 reviews
When they say their goodbyes in the parking lot, Brittany's expecting a goodnight kiss, because if this woman was her soulmate, she'd totally just plant one on her without a second thought.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,832 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Santana L., Brittany P.
You Don't Know My Name by doublecheeseburger reviews
"Throughout life you will meet one person who is unlike any other. You could talk to this person for hours and never get bored, you could tell them things and they won't judge you. This person is your soul mate. Don't ever let them go." (ON HIATUS)
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,976 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F.
White Shadows by Good Afternoon reviews
AU. 1862, the North has started the draft. Santana follows her father to war, intent on proving her worth as a doctor. Brittany enlists in place of her father, intent on keeping her family safe. In this broken land, they find a home in each other.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 316,763 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
A Dame to Kill For by lonely jester reviews
"My mother taught me two things as a child: 1. Don't talk to strangers, and 2. Stay out of trouble. I learned two things as an adult: 1. Don't talk to strangers—especially not serial killers, and 2. Shizuru Fujino was a magnet for trouble." AU.
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,087 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F. - Complete
Everlasting Light by BeyondCanon reviews
AU. "I like the way you move" is the first thing she says to you the first time you meet. She's funny and charming and her hair runs wild and black. "I'm Santana," she says, and you nod.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Midnight Screening by auntytany reviews
Santana, this latter day power-girl, wasn't expecting this. She thought love at first sight was something pussies created to justify their lame romances. Her soul-mate was obviously another talented girl from her own stature she just hadn't met yet and it definitely was not some random girl selling tickets at the movie.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,014 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
The Chauffeur by Backsound reviews
Brittany has been in LA perusing her dreams of becoming a cultural icon for weeks now. When money starts getting short, she finds herself in need of a job to pay the bills. She just didn't know what she was letting herself in for. AU Brittany/Sanana
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,988 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Roughnecks in Love by Archer.Rose reviews
AU. Roughneck Santana is hired by the law firm Sylvester, Bieste, and Schuester to play in the annual Dallas Law Association softball tournament where she meets lawyer Brittany. Fun, romance and a bit of drama ensue.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,910 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P.
random acts by summerkid reviews
Through random acts of kindness two strangers find something they never expected.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,057 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Shadow and Sunlight by NegativeSpaces reviews
She had no name, and yet it was on the lips of all men. She had the power to Create, but yearned to Destroy. Through her rage, she learned of love in the form of a blonde that yanked her off her pedestal and taught her the power of humanity. Brittana.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,440 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Dance On Our Graves by pleasant-hell reviews
At first the only person you see is a little girl standing there, her long blonde hair in braided pigtails. Then you finally see who is standing with her. Brittany nervously shifts her weight from one foot to the other, "Uh, hi Santana."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,197 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Song For You by gd20 reviews
AU. Santana goes on tour with Pink; Brittany is a dancer for Pink. This is the story of what happens between the two over the summer tour.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,576 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Lake Hope by Cora709 reviews
On the last weekend of summer, Brittany convinces Santana to come camping with her. For both bad reasons and good, it's a trip neither of them will ever forget.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,716 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Relocation by Gorms reviews
When the Harmonium starts playing silly buggers, it's up to the Columns of Garderobe and their allies to sort things out. A ShizNat story with plenty of other pairings and general Otome madness to keep you busy...
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 86,061 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008
Windows of the Soul by Lestaki reviews
An unforgivable crime leaves an immeasurable distance. And even if you offer forgiveness freely, it may not be accepted. Shiznat, post-Hime, and various others. Complete.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 77 - Words: 420,206 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
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First Date Hiccups reviews
Alleged master thief Santana Lopez doesn't get caught, but when she does it's because of a girl.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,442 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Brittany P., Santana L., Sugar M., Quinn F.
Fondue for Two reviews
Brittany invites a special guest on Fondue for Two.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Taken reviews
Retired government operative Santana Lopez is slightly overprotective when it comes to her daughter, Sugar. When Sugar is kidnapped while on vacation, Santana teams up with her old CIA partner to get her back; no matter who or what gets in their way. Based on the movie Taken. Taken!Brittana
Glee - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,570 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] Sugar M. - Complete
After They Bulldozed Breadstix reviews
A series of sort of oneshots based in the Before They Bulldozed Breadstix universe. Involving time machines. And attempts to fix season 4/5.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,887 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
There's Something About Sugar reviews
Santana's asked Sugar to spy on Brittany who is spying on Sugar with the help of Santana because there's something not quite right about that girl. Set in an alternate season 4.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,904 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L.
The Truth Is Out There reviews
FBI Agents Lopez and Pierce investigate when the wildest wishes appear to come true. Brittana AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,740 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Before They Bulldozed Breadstix reviews
Santana and Brittany travel back from the future to find their timemachine-joyriding daughter. "Yeah, I cant see what could possibly go wrong with this situation," Santana muttered.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,542 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
There's some weird Faberry thing going on there reviews
"I know this one. You're secretly in love with your best friend, substitute worst enemy, and have been lying to yourself but now you're about to lose her it's time to sort your stuff out" brittana/faberry oneshot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
The Laws of the Universe reviews
Rachel wants to know why it is that Brittany never gets slushied. Glee club explains.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Glee: Modern Warfare reviews
"It's competition. It's like warfare, but without the dying part." Concludes the Barbra chronicles trilogy after 'Winner, Winner' and 'Once Upon a Time'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,123 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Easy Money reviews
Santana has an announcement for the glee club but doesn't quite get the reaction she was expecting. Kinda fluffy.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Once upon a time reviews
Brittany and Santana go on vacation to Disney World. What could possibly go wrong? Sequel to 'Winner, Winner'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,491 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
It's on reviews
Santana sorts it out. Random fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Back Up reviews
Santana Quinn random friendship scene. Just a drabble of how they could be there for each other if needed.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner reviews
"Brittany and Santana aren't allowed within fifty yards of each other, and when in school and there's no choice but for them to be in the same room they have to have bodyguards." "But why?"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Catastrophic reviews
"It must be tough. What, with being an emotional retard and all." "It is, it's very draining." Santana has a total meltdown and begins to face up to the truth, with a little help. Set in S2 when Brittany is dating Artie. Lots of swearing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,108 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Skittles reviews
Yet another attempt to fix Brittana. With Arties help this time. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Viscum album Mistletoe reviews
Brittany and Mistletoe equals Christmas magic. Warning for swearing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Cheerio Rumble reviews
"Three Cheerios, well probably just the one but they can all be made an example of, instigated a full scale riot against the visiting cheerleaders from Carmel High school, and I will know why."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Dominoes reviews
Set during Sectionals. All of New Directions fall for Brittany. Sort of.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Mack On reviews
Set during Rocky Horror. How Brittany and Santana made up after the events of Duets.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete