The Toast Meister
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Joined 04-20-10, id: 2334711, Profile Updated: 04-02-11
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and As I Lay Dying. - look, enjoy, join, follow :)

I love music

Playing guitar is my favourite thing to do :D

As you can probly see, spelling isn't my strongest point :P


(well technically I'm half polish, a quarter english, eigth scottish and an eigth irish, but more polish than anything else)

But I do live in England

... now my nationality is confirmed...

I am a girl. I am also a teenager.

Which is your favorite book?

well, my fav series is the diary of a crush series. they rock :)

Name the Flock in order you like them from least to greatest:

least-angel - soooo annoying!
nudge- tooo talkative
max- all so bossy and whatever
Fang- idiot for leaving max!
Iggy- he rocks :)

Do you like Jeb?

he's an ok dude. they are a bit harsh on him tho.

Why do you like the Maximum Ride books?

they got a sick story line, with like thriller stuff and romance and humor it's all you'd want in a book. tho certain bits annoy me

What did you think when Max accepted Ari to the Flock?

ooo, bad discision there, max. the others are going to hate you.

Who do you think the Voice is?

don't know

If you could, would you spend a day with the Flock?

go on then :)

8 ways you know you're from the 21st century:

1. you religiously watch the x factor every week

2. you have run out of unlimited texts

3. people will say lol instead of actual laughing

4.Your xbox is your life

5. you know at least 5 people who are chavs

6. cant think of anymore


What's one thing you want everyone to do?

give God a chance


You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (As long as nobody dies)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV- diving and footie lol
Gory movies are cool.(yet at the same time sickening!)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. (Jr. High right now)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun. (Hate 'em!)
Talk with food in your mouth.- i'm a minger lol. joke.
Sleep with your socks on at night.


You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts
Cats are better than dogs.

You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colours
You hate wearing the colour black

You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.


Enjoy reading!

Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8284 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
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Thoughts behind this smile reviews
not really anything to do with the as i lay dying book, but how many people go through the day with fake smiles on their faces, how many actually see the real picture? one shot.
As I Lay Dying - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
When I Went To Camp reviews
max goes away camping for the summer with her friends. little does she know that fang will be there, causing all sorts of tension for everyone. but is there more than meets the eye?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Max - Complete