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Author has written 3 stories for South Park, and Kuroshitsuji.

S'up.

I'm a mature, BL novel writing author(mainly). Dislike, megabyte me.

My interests:

Soul Eater (KidxSoul)

South Park (Creek, Bunny, Kyman, McTucker, ect.)

Death Note (MattxMello, LxL)

L4D (HunterxSmoker~ Zombie sex FTW)

Junjou Romantica, and more.

Also, I like yaoi AND yuri. Though I'm a straight female. Nothing against it, so stfu. I've lost my lust for straight pairings; it's bored me now- Though you might see one or two here and there. Just side stories. I take requests by the by.

I rarely write fluff. Just throwing that out there. R&R, fave, follow, flame. I don't care. kthxbai.

I like writing things that people fap to. c:~

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Aisle 10 by Qindarka reviews
Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 187,973 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
He's On Your Mind by kouichi kimura 4eva reviews
When faced with life changing decisions that may mean the end of Stan and Kyle's relationship, Kyle debates with himself whether he should come clean with his love for Stan or if he should continue keeping it a secret and risk losing Stan to Wendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,303 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Building Blocks by South Park Kid reviews
The story of Craig and Tweek's relationship as it blooms.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Blindfold by Homicide-Inside reviews
Craig hates Tweek, bullies him everyday and can't wait to have him gone for good. But even the hardest of hearts have a soft side for everybody. When will Craig find his for the Spaz? He wouldn’t know, and he wouldn’t care. CrEek. In-Progress. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,077 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Creek Oneshots by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
So this is a collection of any Creek one-shots I might make. I have set myself a target of 10 different stories. Wish me luck. Yaoi, don't like, don't read.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,402 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
xSecond Chancex by xichxliebexdichx reviews
Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,376 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
More than Friends by LeSchizoCoon reviews
Well it seems as though everyone knows Tweeks secret but Craig, and the boy is determined to figure it out. Even if it means pinning him to a wall in a janitors closet and forcing it out of the boy. -MxM, Creek, One-Shot, minor TokenxClyde/edit
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Kyle's Secret Feelings by StyleFTW reviews
My 1st South Park Fic :D Kyle has been in love with his best friend, Stan for years but he's only just relized it when Stan got back together with Wendy... will Kyle's dream come true or will he be heartbroken? R&R Rated M xo
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,214 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Subside by d r a m a t i s . e c h o reviews
A few various one-shots! This is more of an outlet for me to experiment with ideas for future stories. If you LIKE one particular one-shot, please review/comment and let me know! Style, Creek, Cran, Bunny, Kytophe, and many others
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 107,631 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010
Not Gay by Nappy reviews
Hell no, Craig isn't gay. Tweek isn't gay. But Craig IS bored, and Tweek IS paranoid. And Craig IS having strange feelings, and Tweek IS questioning his own sanity, as always. Creek CraigXTweek yaoi. You don't like? Megabyte me.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Said The Spider To The Fly by slaughterhouse reviews
Kiss me like you mean goodbye. Creek, lots of side pairings. M for heavy drug use, violence, and sex
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,950 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Taking Flight by SchwarzKirsche reviews
It's drawing close to the end of Craig Tucker's junior year in high school. But Craig is facing many new changes coming his way. CraigxTweek. more pairings to come. BTW, I suck at summaries.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Waking Up In Vegas by Dretastic reviews
They always say what happens in Vegas, stays there. Sadly when you go with friends, most wouldn't put money on that actually happening. Slash indeed.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,412 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
What It's Like to Be Honest by Essex Cole reviews
When Tweek Tweak moves from Denver to small-town South Park, he'll have to learn to adjust to the new environment...and the reforming bad-guy Craig chasing him. Creek, Kyman, a little Stendy. Rated T for safety.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,232 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Gayest Bet Ever by moerox925 reviews
Cartman made a bet with Clyde that by the end of the year all the boys will have turned gay. Tweek resists everything going around him, too busy staring at a certain black-haired middle finger user. Who will win the bet? rated m for later.Au, yaoi, slash
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Calm Before The Storm by South Park Kid reviews
Craig just moved to South Park during the worst blizzard of the year. Right before he goes inside, he spots a little blonde boy named Tweek. Well, he can't just leave him out there, right?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Lake Cherry Wood by Madam RedRose25 reviews
The Marshes are off to a fun-filled camping trip, and Kyle is invited along. But the fun is short-lived when Stan and Kyle get lost in the woods. Now more than ever they must rely on their strong friendship to pull through if they hope to be saved.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,413 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Innocuous Intentions by Hari-Aisu reviews
"Do you have any regrets, L?" Near asked just as he was about to leave the room. The question remained unanswered as L situated himself back behind his desk, lips shut tight once more.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Guinea Pig by Kokolo reviews
After his beloved Stripe passes away, Craig actually finds himself depressed and upset without anything to care for. That is, until Tweek displays how helpless and needy he can be. - Light Creek -
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,956 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
In Two Hours by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
CraigXTweek. Oneshot. Don't like, don't read. When Craig was invited to Tweek's house for coffee, he never intended to have sex. How could just one kiss lead to all this?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
What Boys Are Made Of by soviets reviews
It's been four years since Kyle's set foot in South Park and his return at age 18 gives him the chance to make sense of the feelings he had when he was young. If only he could get over a new found distance between him and Stan. StanxKyle, different POVs
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,593 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Espresso Con Panna by d r a m a t i s . e c h o reviews
Tweek and Craig have not been friends for the past three years of high school. Craig had ended their friendship for unknown reasons, and poor Tweek was left trying to pick up the pieces. Now in their fourth and senior year, Craig is ready to get him back.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,173 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Kira Kaptured by Angelblaze2007 reviews
"Ugh…Ryuzaki, what is the meaning of this?" Light whispered, he was freezing, hungry and thirsty. He was lying on a hard metal table, which stung at his back; giving him a backache and making him involuntarily arch his back and shiver.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Hunted And Smoked by Hori Midorikawa reviews
Even if you are a Hunter, you can't go against too many survivors yourself, and soemtimes, you need rescuing... And a Smoker is just on hand for that rescue. chapter names differ on the actual writing XD
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Smoker, Hunter
Nobody's Off The Hook by d r a m a t i s . e c h o reviews
The boys find themselves in their Senior Year of high school, and are trying to figure out what... and who... they want. A multi-pair South Park fanfic! Just for fun! Comments/Reviews welcome of course!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,252 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Twinky Fun by NightingaleLost reviews
Just a random thing I did for laughs. Think Kenny, Craig, Tweek, and the idea of porn. You know you're interested. XD
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Cure For Paranoia? by Tweek Tweekers reviews
One day Craig found out the cure for Tweek's paranoia
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Frozen by KiteoftheAzureFlame reviews
“Please, Craig, Clyde.. I -ngh! Think both of you've honestly consumed to much alcohol already..” It started out as a game, now it's apparent it's turned into something serious.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Nonconformist? by Black Katt15 reviews
Rated M for a reason. Yaoi BOY/BOY Half-Peeled Lemon "It wasn’t a problem to me; I’m bi. However, as far as he knew, he was straight. Funny how things change."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Red Goth, Stan M. - Complete
Rumor by Luzufu reviews
Craig is completely unlike himself to get close to someone he liked. Rated M for sexual themes and language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Dumb Incestuous Redneck Fags by Cherry Champagne reviews
McCormickcest drabbles. Prompted by...me being a sicko. Come be a sicko with me please.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Kenny M., Kevin McCormick - Complete
Breathing by PaperBalloonsx3 reviews
-Creek- I thought nothing when he kissed me on my cheek, still nothing when his lips met my mouth. I didn't know that that was the starting of the end of my childhood, and the beginning of a long, hellish path to adulthood. *Sexual Abuse*
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Beauty Withheld in Love by Mr. Shy Rockstar reviews
Oneshot. Put bluntly this oneshot is only a small story of L and Light making love with each other, as lovers obviously. OBVIOUS YAOI Jesus : Read and Enjoy. Explained inside
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Red Rocket Racer by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Craig has two loves in his life: His dog Stripe, and Red Racer. When his loves are thretened he goes to who else but Tweek. CraigxTweek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,027 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] [Clyde D., Token B.] - Complete
What Would YOU Do? by Paperleaf reviews
[ClydexKenny] An exhausted, boiling hot Clyde will do anything for a bite of Kenny's Klondike bar. 8D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Clyde D., Kenny M. - Complete
The Best Dream Ever by Paperleaf reviews
[StanxKyle] When Kyle flees his house to avoid work, he ends up at Stan's house. After napping the afternoon away, Kyle wakes up to an interesting scene indeed. Oneshot, slash. :]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by TDtheMagicMan reviews
Tweek has a dirty little secret. Something he does when nobody else is around. His own personal guilty pleasure. And boy does it bring him pleasure. He’d be so ashamed if anyone found out…
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
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Lust and Want reviews
Ciel has feelings for Sebastian, and Sebastian is a taunting little devil. For mature BL readers and the like . May have more chapters if I get some fans.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Dodging Balls reviews
Kenny's been giving Kyle weird looks recently, and it's been making Kyle jittery. What's Kenny up to? Read and find out . K2. Explicit.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Ignored reviews
Craig broke up with Tweek, but, apparently wants him back. Hints of TweekxKenny. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete