I am one of the many ( there should be more) people that have IAOWHPD or the I Am Obsessed With Harry Potter Disorder. Some of the symptoms may include, but do not limit to: blocking out the world when reading Harry Potter, reading Harry Potter over and over again and noticing new fantastic things each time, wishing Hogwarts was real, thinking that at least one character from Harry Potter is hot, comparing everything to Harry Potter or quotes by the characters there in and making your own fantasy life about Harry Potter. If you think you have this disease copy this onto your profile. We don't want to be cured. Support this disease in its uprise to overpower the brains of people and make their lives so much better...:
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't, Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs plus you're probably a douche bag.
There is no where in the guidelines that forbids us to write this sort of story. On top of that, please take a closer look to the banned list and you will see that the wonderful author of the most prominent fandom Harry Potter (that is to say J.K Rowling) is NOT there. So before you start deleting left and right stories from GOOD authors (like you did before I might add), THINK before you ACT!
I know that a couple of good authors had left the site before due to previous fiascoes as well as numerous readers. You want to loose people to this site? Than keep pushing and shoving like that. I know that you want to respect the law, but please explain before deleting AND warn many of the authors with VALID reasons!
PASTE THE NEWSFLASH IF YOU AGREE!
05 - 06 - 2012
the site owners are planning to take authors and stories down with stories having lemons or extreme violence, check the home page to see that i speak the truth. Please get all your friends, readers if you can, to start emailing these guys through the support email they have cut paste email. We must all work to get it in their head they will kill the site if they do this send this to all friends and reader in a chapter if we all work together and raise enough chaos we can save our stuff and this site if you don't agree to the admin taking storys down copy and pasta this on to your profile.
The Admins on FFN really need to make up their mind - either these stories are forbidden, then they should really delete all of them and put it *clearly* into the TOS. Or they are allowed, then they need to stop these actions. But to allow them for years, then go every few months and delete some, that doesn't make any sense, is chaotic and downright annoying. I'm heartily tired of all that - if they want to drive users away, then they are doing a great job of it!
13 - 06 - 2012
If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, GabsGen - Gryffindor, Avataraddict - Gryffindor, Sela-Lovegood - Ravenclaw, Dothepepperminttwist- hufflepuff, WindRush, Tranquillity's Chaos, adurna-reader - slytherin,
these people are part of the group that has had story deleted because they have nothing better to do fuckwits that they are. if you wish add them to your block users list lets try and cut them of for reporting and getting storys deleted. (Critics United members listed below)
Cha's Aegis (252436),
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Dr Facer (79668),
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Mrs. Flamer (3074931),
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The Bee Honey (3915847),
the legend of derpy (3934752),
The Sage of Toads (1854667),
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Yuna Honey (1264484)
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If you think stories with a MA rating should be allowed on FanFiction.Net, paste this into your profile!
death to Critics United if you agree copy and paste
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He tthen said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
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If you just read this whole long list of copy/paste things, and are now wondering why the hell you did that, go see a therapist, and then copy and paste this.
This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
hi guys just to let you know they is another person out there reporting good storys his name is
Brad Hawk (4095355)
hi i read a story not to long ago by vinnce t that got me writing my own so it up and ready to read its called - a fresh start in the past so 3 chapters are hoping to post 2 -3 chapters a week i ve got most of the chapters outlined. will update as soon as i feel the chapters aready
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.
Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.