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Whirl Wind by Silver Freak 13 reviews
Innocent Harry never thought he's end up in bed with the older Malfoy, and how that would change the world he once knew with the lie of once allies tumbling in around him he start to see thing, beside what other have directed him at. Slash,Bash&lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,048 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Dark Equals by Haugh Wards reviews
In Little Hangleton, Voldemort destroys memory blocks and the false intentions that were placed on Harry Potter by Albus Dumbledore. Harry's true potential resurfaces in himself and he joins the Dark Lord for a better cause. Dark!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore and Weasley!Bashing(not twins)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Dead Man Walking by cywscross reviews
Kreacher goes back to save his master, and Regulus survives but his near-death-by-Inferi puts him into a coma for the next sixteen years. When he wakes, well, the world is not so different. Voldemort is still at large, and the Ministry is still inept. His brother's got a godson now though, so it's only natural for Regulus to keep an eye on young Harry as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 59,951 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 4,286 - Follows: 4,587 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Regulus B., Harry P., Sirius B.
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 150 - Words: 315,302 - Reviews: 5836 - Favs: 3,185 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Solace in Shadows by The Fictionist reviews
When Harry is kidnapped by a seemingly sixteen year old Tom Riddle at the end of his second year, he's convinced that he would do absolutely anything to escape – but "anything" can be a dangerous conviction to have, and even heroes can grow tired of fighting without hope. Sometimes, survival means making a home in the dark… Warning: Deals with Stockholm Syndrome and dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 186,119 - Reviews: 3876 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The Boy-Lord of Slytherin by Zaraki Hariko reviews
Harry Potter has found out via a Gringotts letter that he's the closest blood relative to Voldemort and because Voldemort's body was technically dead, he's not able to take up the Slytherin family Lordship, thus it automatically diverts to Harry. With the Goblin's help, Harry starts on the path to becoming a Lord of the Wizarding World. Story is in process of being revised. Thanks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,770 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,477 - Reviews: 3667 - Favs: 8,302 - Follows: 10,123 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5500 - Favs: 5,745 - Follows: 7,213 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Second Start by 8thweasleykid reviews
Severus dies in the Shrieking Shack but is somehow thrown into the past as his eleven year old self.He has a chance to change so much and not just his relationship with Lily. Will he be successful or will fated circumstances be doomed to repeat themselves
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 162,841 - Reviews: 2355 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
House of Snakes by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,293 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 5,058 - Follows: 6,437 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 362,981 - Reviews: 14853 - Favs: 10,667 - Follows: 10,355 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Embraced by the Darkness by Brigade reviews
There is a reason why everyone wants a piece of Harry Potter; the twelve-year-old is considered a prodigy by the Wizarding World, after all. But Harry has chosen his side. The Headmaster and Minister of Magic can try as they might - Harry is a dark wizard. Now...if only he could get in touch with the elusive, recently resurrected Voldemort. Sequel to Enveloped in the Darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,355 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort
Welcome to Hogwarts 1949 by Ohyeah100 reviews
Harry is accidently transported fifty years back in time through a fluke with the mauraders map. Here he runs into and befriends Tom Riddle, hoping to find his only weakness. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,569 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Changing Lives by Harry-Potter-Magic reviews
After the Final Battle went horribly wrong, Fawkes presented Harry with a choice allowing him to save the lives of everyone he cared about, by giving up the only life he'd ever known. Waking up in 1972 in his ten year old body, Harry has to figure out how to stop a war without anyone finding out who he really is. Time Travel, UP FOR ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 81,219 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 2,808 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
Enterprise High by cable69 reviews
A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 228,950 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 6/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Abuse in a Violently Different Dimension by VG Jekyll reviews
After finding out yet another secret that has been kept from him, Harry blows up Dumbledore's office only to find himself -how cliché- in an Alternate Dimension where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. AU & Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 83,865 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 2,679 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,859 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 4,058 - Follows: 5,487 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
Dark Phoenix by SofiaDragon reviews
Harry needs to take control of his life. Some very old magic is at work, and our hero finds hidden strength within himself. Snape becomes a major player. Better summary inside. Multiple pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,202 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Ethereal Incandescence by DalkonCledwin reviews
16 years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione sit down to discuss work in a small diner in Diagon Alley, when suddenly the Alley's Ward's fail. Next thing our Heroes know they are faced with having to live their lives over again. Powerful!Harry/Hermione. Manipulative!Dumbledore, probably Weasley Bashing. (On Hiatus... Need to figure out where I want this to go)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,259 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 2,264 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Symptoms of Fatigue by JadeMac2442 reviews
Kirk has been awake for ninety-six hours. He's pushed past his limits and is about to collapse from exhaustion. They saved Earth, they destroyed the Narada. Now they just have to make it home. A friendship fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,262 - Reviews: 2146 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 3,110 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 9/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
What is Right: Year Two by Emma Lipardi reviews
SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 3,581 - Follows: 5,343 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 3,835 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Carpe Diem by Jaymarie102 reviews
Harry finds himself betrayed by the ones he fought so desperately to save. A need for revenge and escape leads Harry to a spell that sends him back to 1931, where a very jaded boy who lives meets a young Tom Riddle. IndependentHarry! IntelligentHarry! DarkHarry! TMRxHP This is slash no like no read. Rated T for now could go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,287 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Once Bitten by astridfire reviews
Sirius's feelings for James were wrong, so wrong, and they only got worse when James started ambushing him with sex. Slash, Mature Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,548 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Family Ties by Marwana reviews
When Sirius told Harry that all pure-blood families were interrelated, he wondered if he had other living family members. What he found changes everything, for both him and the war. Dark Fic. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,912 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Quiet Song of Magic by hiddenheadspace reviews
Hogwarts' magic is an odd thing, and will go to surprising lengths to protect the students. [HP/TMR]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,549 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Heir by Na'hiel reviews
ABANDONED. When Harry was five, he met his best friend: the sliver of another man's soul living inside of him. Things would never be the same again. Eventual HP/DM slash with other slash and non-slash couples.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 183,166 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Vanilla Twilight by Dracophile reviews
At the anniversary of Vulcan's destruction, Jim does something crazy. Ending up in the past, he has to survive Vulcan, find a way to warn Vulcan about Nero without being committed, and all the while staying with Spock's family-and seven year old Spock!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,146 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 4/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5360 - Favs: 7,730 - Follows: 6,529 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The-Boy-Who-Lived-To-Mess-Up-The-Plot by my-patronus-is-a-computer reviews
The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Kind Of An Accident by alygdgrl reviews
Harry didn't know how it happened. One minute he was home, the next he was pinned beneath Marcus Flint and his perfect, delicious body. They were kind of an accident, the best type of accident there could ever be. Marcus Flint/ Harry Potter. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,795 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Marcus F.
A Riddled Universe by hazeldragon reviews
Being the recipient of the Order of Merlin and also having his picture on the Chocolate Frog Cards was not a big feat for Healer Tom Riddle. As Head Healer at St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, nothing much surprised him. Little did he know, his life was about to be turned upside down by the arrival of a bespectacled boy with messy hair through the Veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,269 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8532 - Favs: 15,444 - Follows: 10,713 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Master of Death's Second Chance by Selacha reviews
RE-EDIT. Through inheritance, conquest and random chance, Harry Potter is the Master of Death. And Death is not pleased about that. After revealing how his life has been manipulated by those he trusted, Death gives Harry another chance to get it right. Follow along as Harry rewrites destiny itself to get the perfect ending to his story. Super!Harry. HarryXMulti. AD!RW!MW!SS!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,118 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Harry P., OC
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5297 - Favs: 7,935 - Follows: 9,430 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Third Wheel by Cotaku reviews
Haru didn't understand. He was there first. He had been there longer. And now suddenly Urara shows up and Yuki gives him all of his attention? Haru didn't get it. And he didn't like it either.
Tsuritama/つり球 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,505 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Haru, Yuki S. - Complete
Unexpected Things by purple mangosteen reviews
Harry suggests to hire Lucius as DADA teacher in order to get information. Lucius agrees because he's curious & wants to use Harry to further Malfoy's family influence. What will happen next as they both become attracted to each other? Smart and powerful Harry. Master of Death Harry Potter. Slash. Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,377 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Complete and Total Misinterpretations by Heavenly Keelala reviews
A series of conversations take place between Spock, Kirk, and Bones and are overheard by the rest of the crew who misunderstand their meaning. Hilarity and hopeless confusion ensues.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Victory Day by WhiteWave14 reviews
Harry grew up in a Rebel camp with Sirius after Voldemort's triumph over Wizarding Britain. Burdened by the Prophecy, he begins to doubt the Rebels' morals and slowly gets caught in his fascination for a certain Dark Lord. AU. Slow-paced slash, HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 301,376 - Reviews: 1742 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Captain Spirk by Albukirky reviews
Due to transporter error Kirk and Spock found themselves sharing the same body and found that they are able to read each other's thoughts. Craziness ensues-what secrets will be revealed? Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,245 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 4/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 2,707 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Titanium by Alexithymea reviews
Star Trek Reboot AU. Jim never made it to the bar to meet Pike. Instead, he ran away from home to become a computer tech at Starfleet, trying to save money to put himself through classes. Commander Spock meets him one day after he is attacked by three Starfleet cadets, and that changes his entire plan for his life.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,024 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
True Mates by No pen names left reviews
Every Alpha dreams of finding their True Mate, the other half of their soul. Derek knows his chances of finding his is one in a million and refuses to dwell in a fantasy world of hope. It's just his luck that his True Mate practically runs him down one day as he tries to escape from the City Police.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,665 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
Turn Back 53 by Kefalion reviews
It's the summer after year six. Harry receives a timeturner on his seventeenth birthday. It can take him back 53 years. Harry uses it and lands in 1944 where he begins his seventh year at Hogwarts with the plan to get close to Tom Riddle in order to stop the rise of Voldemort. Things are never easy though. The connection between them is stronger than ever. Will be HP/TR pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,588 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Green and Blue by Nia River reviews
ON HOLD. Thanks to a sacrifice by his closest friend Neville Longbottom, Harry is given the chance to do it all again. What will he change and what will he keep the same? And more confusingly, are his feelings for Neville more than platonic? Harry/Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 9/4/2009 - [Harry P., Neville L.]
The Indecipherable Riddle by savya398 reviews
The summer after fourth year Harry goes through some big changes and makes a shocking discovery. What will it mean when Harry isn't exactly who he had thought he was? And how will this change his future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,668 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Dear Spock by MissCar reviews
A digital love story. Sometimes you can only tell a person how you really feel in a letter that they will never ever read. A collection of e-mails that Jim writes to Spock that he is never supposed to read but does anyway. Will be K/S eventually. The sequel "Dear James" is now up.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,758 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] [L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura] - Complete
Vulcans Purr by Milarca reviews
...Who knew?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/9/2013 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3212 - Favs: 6,054 - Follows: 6,554 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
The White Lord by DominaSeraphim reviews
Harry Potter saved the world, but was betrayd. He learns about his place in the universe and goes back in time to change everything HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,743 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 3,040 - Follows: 3,858 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Phoenix ashes by mini-mid reviews
Harry goes back to Hogwarts after a busy summer, ready for year two. He has a new Slytherin following him around and struggles to come to terms with his position as a Slytherin confidant. Malfoy is back with a new outlook on life and Severus has fallen in love. Voldemort is keeping quiet and the wizarding World is going through Changes. not slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,547 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 3,500 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., James P.
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3546 - Favs: 4,405 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
For The Love of Speed by Arwen Thandiel reviews
Jim needs a break, needs to feel something. Scotty knows just what his bonnie Captain needs, and fortunately for both of them, their Silver Lady wants it as well.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2012 - J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
The Circus Bard by SweetToothed-Austrian-WannaBe reviews
A Gam/Kat Oneshot. Where Karkat is dragged to the circus by so called friend Sollux, sneaking out he finds himself alone with one of the circus Acts. The Bard.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
KARKAT: Meet Mituna Captor by Axel-Estan reviews
Short drabble for RobotSquid on Tumblr. Not exactly AU, but slight OOC-ness I think... Hope not. No warnings except there is some coarse language Hope you all like it. Replies to reviews will be added to the bottom of the fic for those who critique or ask questions. If asked, I will continue this.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Karkat V.
Learn to Love by SoulMalady reviews
Harry is a teacher at a preparatory school for young wizards and witches, and that is where he meets five-year-old Scorpius Malfoy. His fascination for the boy grows as their bond strengthens through teaching and learning. It isn't long before Draco is drawn into an evolving relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,424 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Scorpius M., Teddy L. - Complete
Correspondence by xXKarkatluvXx reviews
John finally gets up the nerve to talk to Karkat about his feelings.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Adult Education by Reigen Doki reviews
Academy AU. They wanted Jim to grow up and take on real responsibility, too bad no one in the school was prepared for it. When Jim starts teaching a class, he throws the entire Academy into chaos. Can Spock help Jim with his problems and help the school? Will Jim even give this stranger the time of day? See how Jim matures or if he crashes and burns and how the school handles it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Being Kirk by Khashana reviews
If James Tiberius Kirk were any other man, he would have died. But he is not any other man. Character sketch. Mention of K/S aka Spirk. Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2012 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Not Secret by lahmrh reviews
...Or Six people who weren't surprised to learn Kirk and Spock were a couple. Kirk and Spock's decision to make their relationship public doesn't go quite as planned.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
XO by Mord-Sith Rahl reviews
Spock has a little more understanding of human culture than Jim gives him credit for. Slash Spirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/27/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 6,552 - Follows: 3,297 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
My furry little hero by Madame Xela reviews
After a beating, Harry goes to the park only to meet a stray dog. And being the big softy we know him to be, takes the dog home. But the dog turns up to be none other than Sirius Black! Warnings inside. Rated M for language and later chaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,162 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
It started as an Apology by Madame Xela reviews
Even after school ends Cedric stills finds the need to apologize about the Quidditch incident through letters. Only after a while, the letters aren't only for apologies. More inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,679 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
The WinWin Scenario by twistyguru reviews
Prequel to Dating the Captain, this is the story of how Jim Kirk and Pavel Chekov met...and a ship named Kobayashi Maru. SLASH! Kirk/Chekov. Explains what 'really' happened in the simulator Kirk's third time around.... Now complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,958 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2009 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
Black Phoenix by Sara Blake reviews
After being killed by the one they considered a friend Harry and Hermione travel in an alternate universe with hopes for a normal life.But,as fate has it, they are now in the middle of a war with Grindelwald and eleven again! Normal is overrated anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,973 - Reviews: 3913 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 4,088 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Draco's Time by GeminiCancer reviews
I've never read a Draco goes back in time, and decided to write it. Draco/Harry slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,754 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Marry Me by Reigen Doki reviews
Eight times Jim and Spock accidentally got engaged, one time they almost did and totally knew it, and one time they really got engaged, but in a completely straight way. Sort of Jim/Spock but really not at all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/1/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Bonding by Tsume12 reviews
An away mission gone wrong results in an... unusual situation for Captain and First Officer. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,019 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Kiss Me by Kitten Meru reviews
"Kiss me." What? "You heard me correctly." Tom/Harry oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Bonds of Children by Reigen Doki reviews
Child AU. Spock and Jim were always the ones to choose their own destinies. Even when the universe was trying to choose for them. I think the implication that there is at least a little Kirk/Spock here is obvious. Rated for safety. Genres are hard...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/20/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The One True King by Shara Lunison reviews
AU Harry is James' younger brother and a jealous Slytherin who wants the Potter birthright for himself. He joins the one man who can make it happen, and willingly betrays his own blood in the process. HP/LV A twist on other-BWL/abusive Potter parents fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,301 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Years of Adventure by fictionextravaganza reviews
After defeating Voldemort and finishing school, Harry can't be with the person he wants and doesn't know what to do with his life so he goes traveling. This is the beginning, middle and end of a series. Slash Bill/Harry because there's not enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,242 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Pick me up by Reigen Doki reviews
Jim is a geek. Spock is clueless. Academy life is hard. And really bad pick up lines are used. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/9/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Surrender by Paimpont reviews
Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 4,404 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Small Wonder by fennecfawkes reviews
Neville/Harry. Oneshot. A fifth year post-detention interlude in which our heroes compare battle scars and trade compliments and share small wonders together. Didn't make these guys up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Teachings Of Time by iamalittleLeStrange reviews
Freed from the restrictions of the war and a committed relationship Harry Potter travels back in time to teach his parents and save Severus Snape, little does he know his new student has a crush on him. -adopted by: FalconLux-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Nope! Jake English! by DriftStuck reviews
A story told from the POV of two boys who want to be together, but can't. Why? Because there's too many obstacles in the way. Dirk/Jake mainly. May add in side pairings.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
The golden trio by The elusive shadow reviews
Harry Potter has finally defeated Voldemort. But there is nothing left in this world except for painful memories. So he and his lovers, Ron and Hermione decides to leave. But the new dimension they enter is not what they imagined. Threesome. UP FOR ADOPTION, SEE PROFILE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 186,708 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P.
Coffee and Round Pastries Missing Their Centers by nat13cat reviews
Their is a certain substance in this galaxy that reduces Vulcan cortex capacity, and Spock accidently injests it. Kirk accidentaly grabs his hand and well... read and find out. WARNING: contains graphic vulcan hand porn
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,495 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Dark Legacy by enchanted nightingale reviews
Voldemort and a few of his Death Eaters arrive at Harry’s house a bit after his birthday. As they are about to attack, the Savior of the Wizarding World has a surprise for them, and mostly for a certain blond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,471 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Just A Hug by Sweetloot reviews
Karkat is stressed, what does John do about it? John/Karkat. Rated for language and sexual innuendo.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/25/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
In Need & Deed by ShivaVixen reviews
"There are friends who pretend to be friends, then there is a friend who sticks closer than a brother." Proverbs 18:24. In an Alternate Universe, Spock and Kirk meet as teens, and prove this to be true to Vulcans, Humans, and anyone else in their way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,995 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
My Perfect Little Punching Bag by AquaWolfy reviews
Karkat is just such a little assmunch, isn't he? Song-shot using "Please Don't Leave Me" by P!nk. Humanstuck, Au, Karkat/Gamzee
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Migraines and Mercy by Chronos Keeper reviews
Suffering from one of his accustomed migraines, Sollux finds respite from an unlikely source.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A. - Complete
History by AutumnDawn21 reviews
He wasn't supposed to read those books, the ones with the pictures of prisoners from a war long ago. It wasn't supposed to happen to him, either. Tarsus-fic
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/6/2012 - J. Kirk - Complete
Resemblance by wanderingmusician reviews
The spitting image of his father, they all said, knowing that they were all wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hot Cocoa by armabeddons reviews
A surprise visitor? Wow! John finds himself with a once again grumpy Karkat and many, many questions. Well, more of one question over and over again.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2011 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Return of the Squib Son by phantomace13 reviews
When Harry Potter's brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry is thought to be a squib and left with the Dursleys. But what happens when Harry gets his Hogwarts letter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 113,263 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 3,325 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Start of Something by spock-flavored reviews
Five times Jim wanted to kiss Spock; and the one time he did.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Living another life by bflahavin reviews
Originally called 'Existing'. Kirk finds himself in another universe thanks to a transporter malfunction. It's a Universe with many differences, the main one being that James T. Kirk died as an infant
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,427 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Nine Lives of Harry Potter by MaskedNightmare reviews
The Boy Who Lived has escaped death so many times is it a wonder that his animagus is a cat? However even after surviving the war Harry's life isn't what he wants it to be. Is it really just a potions accident? Or the hand of fate? Threesome Slash! SSHPGG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,822 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 2,886 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Salazar S., Harry P. - Complete
In Your Eyes by alienated-alien reviews
AU: "My name is Spock. Are you male or female?" The child scrunched up its nose. "I'm a boy of course!"
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,833 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
The Dragomirs' by Leelu's skittles reviews
Harry Potter and Teddy, his adopted son, are cornered by Voldemort. Harry grabs his son just before the numerous deadly spells hit them and they both pass out. They wake up to a world so different to the one they left behind. AU Eventual HarryRemus. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,888 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
Harry Potter's List of Things to Do When Kidnapped by Animal Arithmetic reviews
Harry Potter is tired of being kidnapped. So, he plans to do something about it. Mostly crack. Short one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Harry P.
Mad Love by hyenateeth reviews
Deidara has just started working at the world famous Akatsuki Asylum, where he meets the Scorpion Killer, Sasori Akasuna. What does this psychopathic killer want with him? Batman based AU, yaoi, Sasodei. ON HAITUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,932 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Reckless Serenade 01 by Abbykinz813 reviews
John is surprised to find Karkat standing at his door one night, drenched in the pouring rain. But as the two get to know each other personally, he starts to feel a bit different towards the troll. slight AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2011 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Overdue Protection by PadyandMoony reviews
The fallout from the Dueling Club was worse than in Canon and leads to the release of one Sirius Black from Azkaban. And he is not amused. 1 SLASH couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 504 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
It's a Beautiful Lie by Anaki Starsong reviews
A multi Chapter fic about Karkat, John, Dave, and Sollux all as humans in college I wrote for AO3 and have compressed into one long story here with Chapter titles : Please enjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,912 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Only Half by Card Carrying Villains reviews
The realization that Gamzee has voices in his head and, when sober, is prone to bipolar personality issues catches the attention of Sollux, who decides that the last thing Gamzee needs right now is to be alone. He should know. Sollux/Gamzee. By Spades
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Sollux C., Gamzee M. - Complete
All Thanks to a Memory by Zuvie Girl reviews
Time travel fic. Harry is thrown back in time due to a special memory, and gets to spend time with his teenage parents while he is teaching.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,948 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Isolation by Hyouri reviews
AU, takes place in a human world. GamKar Karkat have experienced something really traumatic and isolates himself from the world. But Gamzee is not going to sit at watch his friend suffer without helping.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,528 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
Time For Truth by Rocks-my-socks reviews
AU. Five years after the first war, new laws are brought in that means Sirius will soon be free, and there is only one thing he cares about when he does get out: his beloved godson, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,666 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Sacramentum Effrego by Justpucky reviews
At the end of year 3 Harry starts to think. He doesn't like what he learns. Dumbles!Bashing Semismart!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,034 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Misery Business by redhaze03 reviews
Karkat Vantas waited too long for John Egbert to let a little thing like Vriska get in his way.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 6,313 - Follows: 2,881 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Heartbeat by LostInSpace1966 reviews
As we go back inside I put my hand on his chest for a few seconds. His heartbeat is fast, erratic. I did that. Harry/Fred
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
It's Okay by FrenchieFie reviews
Karkat has lost just about everything that was important to him, and John is the only one there to console him... in that idiotic, yet adorable Egbert-y way of his.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Learning Life's Lessons by meikouhaikitsune reviews
Harry goes back in time... to 1934. Tom, meet Harry Potter, you're new father - er -ly figure. Incest, kinda. Harry/Tom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,061 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Absolute Pin by Drago Van Hellsin reviews
After finding a flier about the chess club training sessions; Jim, being Jim, decides to go. Altogether, uninterested in honing his already adequate skills, he stays for one reason only: the intriguing half-Vulcan faculty member... Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Top Or Bottom? by FearIsButFearItself reviews
Envy and Ed are having a conversation and Roy overhears. Confusion ensues.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Water Under The Bridge by aiji-mango reviews
Jim goes to the Academy, flirts, does well. He spent more time indoors than he'd have liked, but that was before he met the acting librarian. My first story, please review!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,311 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Home by The Physicist reviews
Kirk/Spock. Their mission is vitally important: to find a new home world for the Vulcan race in the face of alien opposition. But guilt at not having been able to save Vulcan and the responsibilities of captaining the Enterprise are wearing Jim down.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 133,522 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Imprint by DB2020 reviews
After a mission goes wrong, Kirk must deal with a de-aged Spock and fight to keep them both alive. Spock grows attached and begins to worry that he won't remember his time with Kirk once he's changed back.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,391 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Game Night by Anaki Starsong reviews
Dave, John, Karkat, and Sollux have been getting together for a while for college boy game nights. Will a drinking game help John bring Sollux out of his shell and settle something between Dave and Karkat?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/21/2011 - John E., Sollux C. - Complete
Vulcan PDA by gqmfacacia reviews
4 times Spock surprised Kirk with PDA and 1 time he expected it
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/9/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Thief by cable69 reviews
Spock tilts his head. -Why, Mr. Kirk-I rob banks.- A modern AU in two parts. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,891 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8600 - Favs: 6,633 - Follows: 5,958 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
It Is Illogical, But It Is Love by HannahMCR reviews
Kirk and Spock are finally together. They fight and disagree, but they are firmly in love. This story will be a mass of ficlets focusing on their relationship. Warnings: Slash and sexual situations. Will be more M rated in later chapters. Drinking. Fluff.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Coffee Prince by MairiNathaira reviews
The masterminds of the WWW decide to expand their business by opening up a coffee shop, and Harry becomes the new barista - much to George's horror and delight. SLASH WARNINGS! George/Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,760 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/22/2011 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Sollux: Be flushed by Lame-as-hell reviews
Sollux is bored. Maybe reading some of the human conversations would help...or not.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Complete
How It Began by Aironth Flamebringer reviews
How It Began between Marcus and Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by RayShippouUchiha reviews
Born of tragedy, raised in the fires of Hell, he walks through the valley of the shadow of death and fears that he is evil. When bedtime stories are long since over Jim Kirk struggles to survive. *Abuse, Tarsus, use of Vulcan, grim!feral!Jim, Spirk,
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,835 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Retroactive by wordhammer reviews
Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Shrimp Flavored Pringles by Lover of Angelus reviews
The older Spock's memory surfaced again and you tried desperately to hide the emotions it elicited. All your Spock had to do was open that mental link and he would see what could've been. Spock/Kirk SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Safe Mode by Vivian Street reviews
Time freezes. Kirk and Spock are the only ones unaffected. But when time resumes, how will the crew react to their new-found friendship?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,723 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Jealousy Of A Vulcan by BlueboxNinja reviews
Once again, Captain Kirk of the USS enterprise managed to persuade another colony into joining the Peace Federation, which they celebrate with a feast and where a certain Vulcan starts to develop a new emotion towards his captain. SPIRK Slashy slashy :D
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Intertwined by RayShippouUchiha reviews
Or "The five times Spock acknowledged and reacted to the connection between him and a stranger and the one time he completely rejected it." Companion piece to "Bedtime Stories"
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Thank you, Leonard by coffeestar reviews
When Jim sees himself forced to spend some time with Spock, he has no idea how this will change their lives.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Matter of Choice by sunnryder reviews
Jim Kirk runs away to San Francisco to find out more about his father, makes friends with Spock, pisses off the Romulan Empire, and crashes head first into a destiny he's not sure he's ready for. Friendship for now, eventually slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,405 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
After Altair by SnapeInDrag reviews
Spock hasn't been the same since the ordeal on Vulcan. After Altair, when assigned to milk runs, Kirk decides to take the opportunity to break through Spock's shell. What happens when he does?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,867 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Creative Visualisation by DainoChild reviews
AU, EdVy. Ed receives an English assignment to write a creative visualisation of a goal he'd like to achieve and how he'd achieve it. He gets a bit carried away describing his goal: seducing Envy Alighieri. Which isn't a problem, until Envy reads it...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
So This Isn't an April Fool's Day Joke? by MissCar reviews
Nyota's reaction to receiving an invitation to her ex boyfriend's engagement party on April 1. Did she mention that her ex is supposedly engaged to her captain? This must be a joke or not. Extended by popular demand. K/U and U/HS friendship with K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,738 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - [J. Kirk, Spock] N. Uhura, H. Sulu - Complete
Stethoscope by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
Everyone said that Arthur Weasley's shed full of Muggle Artifacts was boring. Teddy and James wanted to find out for themselves. Teddy/James oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Teddy L., James S. P. - Complete
Language by Estelle Stafford reviews
Jim is trying to learn Vulcan from Uhura so he can ask Spock an important question. The ship's crew thinks he is cheating on Spock. Spock just wants to know why his Captain is spending less time with him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 202,151 - Reviews: 3519 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Failure to Disengage by waywardvictorian reviews
Squeal to Fifty and Five Peaches, Harry is moping in America, Marcus is in England. This poses a problem. Marcus/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,704 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Marcus F., Harry P. - Complete
Influence of Souls by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. He stared at his journal, a creation into which he had poured his memories and dreams, his heart and… soul. Now, to send it to where it needed to be. Time-travel, redo fic. Darker, more ruthless Harry. Sirius/Harry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,141 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - [Harry P., Sirius B.] - Complete
Private Tutoring by bflahavin reviews
An Academy AU. Kirk is bored and so takes on a Xenolinguistics class and falls in love with the professor. Rating for language and sexual reference.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,916 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
You Girls Never Know by CharlieSchulz reviews
Sirius and James overhear some crazy ideas from the girl's dormitory and start to realize.. well, maybe the ideas weren't that crazy after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Keeping Love by mattmetzger reviews
The direction of Spock's life changes forever when Ensign Kirk asks him for a game of chess. AU, K/S. Rated for explicit sex and strong language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/27/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Why Jim Should Not Write His Own Press Release by MissCar reviews
Jim Kirk's uncleared press release in response to those who were upset about his relationship with Spock once it became public. Now with annoyed future spouse response by popular demand.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - [J. Kirk, Spock]
I Didn't Know I'd Love You So Much by Broken Headphones reviews
Edward has his entire life planned out from college to his death day. Enter Envy Bradley, the new student who won't leave our dear shrimp alone. That life-planner might need to be put on hold for a while when life suddenly punches you in the gut.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,413 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 3,312 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Scent of You by NorwegianWood23 reviews
When Spock has a late shift, Jim finds himself unable to sleep. He turns to his pillow for comfort. Fluff. Pure, cavity inducing, fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Destiny Waits for No Vulcan by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Spock and Nyota are still together. A transporter incident brings a Kirk who is bonded to Spock in another universe, he sets about to make things right. S/U, S/K, K/U & K/Mc
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Wrong Generation by angel-of-gryffindor reviews
James felt weird as he woke in a world that wasn't his. Harry felt just the same. Unknown how they switched can they fit into each other lives? a big OC part, just read and you might understand. no pairs...okay lied there is one boyXboy pair, sorry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,149 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Babysitter Bones by Dreamwind1 reviews
Another mission gone wrong, but this time Bones is left to sort out the consequences. Is he prepared to watch over two small children? Especially when those children are Captain Kirk and Commander Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,166 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - [J. Kirk, Spock] [L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura]
Veela challenge by diagonfloo reviews
Drarry Veela fic. Draco Malfoy/ Harry Potter. Draco Malfoy is a Veela who hasn't found his mate yet. He should have had a vision by now of his future mate, but he hasn't. Or has he? Rated M for later chapters. Warnings for SLASH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,988 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reunion by movinggirl reviews
James and Lily Potter have had to learn everything about their son through people who have died and come Above. But after 100 long years on Earth, Harry's finally at the Gate. Now James and Lily will get to meet their son, for the very first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Anchor Me by Fenice158 reviews
Kirk is part Betazoid, he doesn't advertise it because it doesn't define him, but after feeling the terror and the psychic scream from the destruction of Vulcan he can't block anything anymore and it almost kills him. Spock intervenes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,116 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 120 - Published: 2/12/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Heartbreak Down by NorwegianWood23 reviews
Jim Kirk doesn't do love. Or so he thought.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Meeting Bill by fringeperson reviews
Just a couple of small questions at the right time allowed for a big change in Harry's life. Of course, Harry's life isn't the only one changed, nothing is ever that simple. complete. do not own. eventual yaoi and yuri mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 235 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Reality Rip by Panda-chan-plays-tennis reviews
Jim was bored. He should be careful what he asks for cause fate loves to accommodate him. When a female Kirk and Spock show up from another dimension, that is when the real fun begins. Slash and light fem-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 6,272 - Follows: 7,281 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Hold Your Heart Down by InnocentGuilt reviews
Joanna and Jim have something in common...and both of them try to keep it at bay. Pre Kirk/McCoy, warning: starvation, Tarsus IV, Cerberus, mentions of starvation. Disclaimer: I own nothing
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/14/2011 - John Harrison/Khan, J. Kirk - Complete
Outcasting English by Xenanutra reviews
"I cannot wait to see the day when your rotten carcass will be stripped away by the hungry mouths of worms." If there was one thing Phillip Pip Pirrup knew, it was that he really knew nothing at all. DIP. Not your normal lovey-dovey slash. Mature.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,243 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Pip P., Damien
Brothers by DB2020 reviews
A transporter malfunction de-ages Kirk. At six years old, no one is safe from his charm.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/9/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Slytherin Green by Ming Xiong reviews
Harry wanted a calm moment in the cold, and gets to see a new side to the Slytherin Quidditch captain. Preslash Marcus/Harry, rated T for an eensy weensy tiny bit of swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5052 - Favs: 11,389 - Follows: 12,868 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
xSecond Chancex by xichxliebexdichx reviews
Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,376 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
The Trouble with Normal by Cinnamon secrets reviews
It's time for the Enterprise's performance evaluation. Too bad that on this ship, 'normal' gets a whole new meaning. Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,999 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/26/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Short Distance Correctly by Little Muse and Majestrix reviews
A summit meeting has finally been arranged with the Romulan Empire regarding the Narada incident, leaving Spock to deal with the concerns of a possible alliance, his counterpart onboard the Enterprise, and the emergence of new, or perhaps old, feelings.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,496 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
Surprises in Seventh by fringeperson reviews
DO NOT OWN. COMPLETE. ONESHOT. Harry's in the same year as Bill Weasley, rather than Ron, and it's his seventh year - the Twin's first year. Whatever will happen now? Bill/Harry, rating for implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 5,385 - Follows: 659 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Definition of Sirius by Audrianna13 reviews
Harry is digging through his trunk and finds a list of spelling words from primary school with the definitions written out beside them. And who can guess what number seven on the list is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 165 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Apples to Apples by Maxegirl1313 reviews
To Jim, apples are a sign of victory. Tarus IV. Implied abuse.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2010 - J. Kirk
The Longest Christmas by brytewolf reviews
The only thing Jim's ever wanted is Spock. But Spock is the one thing he can't have - until a strange visitor grants Jim one wish. Written for K/S Advent on Livejournal.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 5,397 - Follows: 2,459 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Kirk v Random by SylviaW1991 reviews
Captain Kirk reminisces about a recently discovered planet and it's inhabitants then has a rather... peculiar dream involving them. WARNING: TWILIGHT BASHING AHEAD
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sleep of Reason by coprolite blend reviews
Jim gets turned to a kid. Chaos/Hilarity/Discovery ensues. Eventual Slash. ETA 30Nov2010 : two new chapters.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2425 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 3,994 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8679 - Favs: 11,051 - Follows: 8,389 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
But I Thought You Were Straight by MissCar reviews
Because even in the 23th century people still make assumptions. Five people who assumed Jim Kirk was straight and the one individual who knew better from the beginning but still got a surprise. Will Be K/S with past S/U and S/P
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,661 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] N. Uhura, C. Pike - Complete
The Enterprise's OTP by Cinnamon secrets reviews
Spock knew that working with humans would be challenging. However he wasn't ready for the things the crew talked about the Captain.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,923 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4214 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 4,401 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 512 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 3,040 - Follows: 601 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 3,872 - Follows: 1,202 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Gift by shamenteen reviews
Spock remembers the actual first time he met Kirk as the strange cadet who gave him his scarf. Kirk/Spock day fic. Slash-Fluff
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
No Longer a Part of Me by fyren galan reviews
Dumbledore decides to give Harry another chance of growing up normally. So he sends him back in time to 1976-the age of Marauders. Harry just wants to get through his sixth year, but James Potter is making that extremely hard. SLASH, INCEST.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Some accidental magic by Madame Xela reviews
When all Harry wants is to be with his parents, something strange happens and he ends up in his parents sixth year with no way home! But, does he want to go back? I'm rewriting the story, don't worry, I'll post the updated chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,304 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Pads Signal by Captain Boo Bear reviews
How accidentally watching Batman made a better future for everyone. AU; happy ending
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
A Kiss Between Friends by DB2020 reviews
With the unexpected arrival of Bones' ex-wife, Kirk realizes he's not the only person vying for the doctor's attention. A prank kiss reveals hidden desires and tests the boundaries of their friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/23/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Certain Advantages by probablyquantum reviews
Spock presents unexpected competition for Kirk during shore leave. Kirk thinks that's hot. Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash! COMPLETE. Humor/Romance/Hurt-Comfort.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,702 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Follow Your Bliss by ED of Oblivion reviews
Companion fic to "We'll Walk In Ecstasy." It's day five of Kirk's impromptu Pon Farr. Let's see how the two lovebirds are doing. Vulcan!Kirk. Kirk/Spock. PWP and smut.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Love Advice by xXCherryLicoriceXx reviews
James had been rejected by Lily and looks towards his best friend for advice. Damn him for choosing his most roundabout friend, just how will this turn out? Sirius/James SLASH. Just a bit of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
We'll Walk In Ecstasy by ED of Oblivion reviews
An alien anomaly changes Jim in a way no one could have predicted. His relationship with Spock is ultimately put to the test. Vulcan!Kirk. Kirk/Spock. Plot reverse of "The Chase."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,184 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/20/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,154 - Reviews: 2274 - Favs: 7,094 - Follows: 2,730 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Waiting by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
James often wondered why he reacted so strongly to seeing Teddy Lupin kissing his cousin Victorie. It took him until the summer of Sixth Year to fully understand. Teddy/James twoshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
What Will Be, Will Be by Kerchan reviews
Spock x Kirk A strange anomaly has somehow transported the older versions of Jim, Spock, and McCoy to the new time line where the young, new crew must now observe what could be their future.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,777 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Bound by Blood by TheNefariousMe reviews
When James and Lily give Harry up for adoption to better train his twin brother, Henry, the false boy-who-lived, Harry is left at an orphanage, until he's adopted... by the Malfoy's! Now, Draco and Harry re-named Adrian are off to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 66,712 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Celebration for the Claret and Blue by salty-sarah reviews
On the way to Hogwarts for his Sixth-Year, Dean finds himself in unexpected company. Warnings for slash. Harry/Dean. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
Past by CrimsonRose18 reviews
One-Shot idea. Time travel fic! AU! A strange boy with green eyes wakes up in the hospital, he doesnot remember everything but knows he's a Potter. The Potter family is called in to see if they know him. JamesXHarry hints.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3747 - Favs: 8,483 - Follows: 8,051 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8445 - Favs: 17,588 - Follows: 7,221 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Ship's Night by Albukirky reviews
An unexpected incident prompted Jim Kirk to admit his feeling to the one person he truly loves. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Stolovan in Space by ember960 reviews
Far in the distant future the human race lives in the stars in many colonies. It is the duty of Diplomats and Defense Officers to police these colonies. Clyde Donovan is one of these Diplomats and is about to be assigned a new Defense Officer . .
South Park - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S.
Dreamland by XeePi reviews
Jewboy is having some inner conflict with homogay feelings for his super best friend. Style/Stan x Kyle ***Haven't forgotten about this, I know it's been a super long time though! Thank you all for the kind words 3 Pie
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dinosaurs Versus Robots by damn expensive eggs reviews
"You know that dinosaurs are way, way, way better than robots," Clyde said. There's only one way to settle this. Hold onto your panties, ladies. Six-year-old Kevin and Clyde have a showdown.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Kevin S., Clyde D. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Quill of Amor by the-4gotten-marauder reviews
D/H, AU until GoF Harry and Draco comes into possession of two linked Quills of Amor, without knowing the true meaning behind. Shared story, the-4gotten-marauder writes Harry, Mizz-Lizzy writes Draco, even we don't know how this will turn out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,938 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not That Bad by Aki Griffin reviews
Captain James T. Kirk did /not/ do cuddling.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2010 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
Ask Not for Whom the Bell Tolls by Moonfairyhime reviews
Death comes to everyone at some point. Death once came to Jim Kirk and then He came again. And again. And somewhere, along the line, Death and Jim Kirk became friends. First in the "Jim and Death are BFFs" series.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/13/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 3,438 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Two Firsts for Spock by cymbalism reviews
Jim, it appears, defies all rules—social or natural, prescribed or implicit. Perhaps it should therefore not be a surprise that Jim is the only person at school to have befriended Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Unless It Trembled With the Strings by disableaccount reviews
For a reason unbeknown to him, Kenny shoves a redheaded boy he's never seen out of the way of an oncoming truck. After Kenny's funeral, Stan is compelled to find what about the stranger was so alluring that Kenny had to die for him to live. StanKyle/Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,144 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Serenade by Dracophile reviews
quick oneshot gift for a friend. Jim's missing on leave and it falls on Spock to go find him. When he does, he's a bit shocked by what he finds...and turned on.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
How Will You Kiss by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Casting off his haze of grief over his godfather's demise, Harry Potter decides it's time to take action. He won't be alone; Mad-Eye Moody, Emmeline Vance, Tonks and Bill Weasley will be there to help. Not to mention the entire DA. Harry/Bill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,665 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - [Harry P., Bill W.] - Complete
The Possessive Pronoun by TheProblematique reviews
Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Journey to the past by abete rosso reviews
A few days after the Department of Mysteries Harry's hurt and lonely. Trying to hide from the world he falls asleep in the RofR. What will he find getting out of it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,019 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Affliction's Sons by Stella Andrea reviews
There's been an outbreak on New Vulcan: Vulcan men of all ages are going through Pon Farr years earlier than expected. Kirk/Spock, complete, slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,271 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Impromptu Bonding of T'hy'la by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
Prequel to Vulcan Couples' Retreat. Spock and Kirk are stranded on the freezing planet of Altair V. The Enterprise is too far away to help. Spock can save them with a Vulcan healing trance but only if they bond. Will Kirk commit to him? K/S SLASH
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Conspire to Ignite by A Touch of Insanity reviews
The Enterprise begins its travels through space with Jim Kirk as its captain, beginning a long history of accidents and crazy circumstances because, well, it's Jim. Spock's pov, established Spock/Uhura, eventual K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,325 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Rock Star by cable69 reviews
-You punched. The president. In the face. During your live. Television. Interview. With him.- Kirk, as a journalist. Spock, as a musician. Their budding romance. A modern AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10982 - Favs: 14,618 - Follows: 5,895 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Talk Russian To Me by dftreaper reviews
Pure smut. Starts as smut, ends the same. Kirk/Chekov. Yay.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2009 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
Five and One: Things Not To Say In Shi'Kahr by Penbrydd reviews
Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Interplanetary Zombie Defense Guide by ally ally oxenfree reviews
There's nothing like the undead to bring a couple together...Established K&S, progresses to K/S. Rated for language and ZOMBIE VIOLENCE.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Sleepwalking by Eris historia reviews
Chekov has been sleepwalking. Kirk comes up with a way to solve this problem. Based of a prompt from the st xi kink meme on livejournal.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2009 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov - Complete
Kisses by ArwendeImladris reviews
Spock stole Vulcan kisses from his captain. Jim was just unbelievably oblivious for the longest time...K/S Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 5,989 - Follows: 1,234 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Twilight the Rewrite by Tprinces reviews
Tired of vampires who sparkle? Wish Bella was less of a Mary Sue? Hoping in vain that Edward could some how be less of a pansy? It's all here in Twilight the Rewrite: How it should have been written.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,735 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trapped in a Broom Closet! by spelunker reviews
Harry's running from Snape... and runs into something even worse. Turns out being stuck in a broom closet with the Weasley twins has consequences Harry's never had to deal with before. Oneshot, very slashy! Co-written with Stellata.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
If You just Smile by njsafkbj reviews
Jim Kirk can light up even the darkest of rooms with his unfailing and brilliant smile...it's only logical that Spock would seek out his guidance on how to try and do the same.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Reflection: Meddling With Time by VG Jekyll reviews
Through the magical qualities of a mirror in Hogwarts, Harry comes into contact with his father James in the Past. Together they try to change the Future, but will they be able to create a better Present? And what about Voldemort? Warning: you will hate me in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,167 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Real Life Love by Stella Andrea reviews
Jim knows he’ll never have Spock’s love in real life, so he creates a hologram of Spock. Kirk/Spock, one-shot, companion piece to *Holographic Love*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
O Captain, My Captain by Black Rapture reviews
His friend, his brother, his lover. Their story is only logical. /reboot universe/Kirk/Spock/
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,899 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Brain Matter by Lanaea reviews
General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,023 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Starstruck by Spylar reviews
Spock finds himself facing feelings he's never had before, but for the wrong person; or right person . Kirk is oblivious. Eventual K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,428 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Spock Gets Rick Rolled by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
Crack fic. Fun times on the Enterprise! Someone Rick Rolls Spock. He is not amused. Guess who's behind it all? K/S SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Casual Fridays aboard the USS Enterprise by ally ally oxenfree reviews
...and the ensuing complications. "The only information I have gathered is that doctors do not wear their uniforms and headwear is not necessarily involved." Kirk without a shirt! Doctors out of uniform! Spock in leather pants! BonesUhura, S/K and plot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 161 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Inside Edition: Enterprise Kirk and Spock's logs by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
K/S SLASH. Crackfic. Remember that email about the diary of a dog and cat? What if that was on Enterprise? Kirk: Sparred with Spock in the gym and almost got choked to death! My favorite thing! Spock: Day 383 of my assignment amongst illogical humans...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five and One: Sleep Is For the Unmotivated by Penbrydd reviews
Five times Jim Kirk slept with someone, in a notable fashion, and the one time he actually fell asleep with someone.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Brilliance, or, The Necessity of Precision by NayNymic reviews
Spock and Kirk are in a relationship...only Kirk doesn't know it, even if everyone else does. What happens when he finds out? And will it be too late? Angst, but a happy ending.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Drunken Lullabies by Penbrydd reviews
It's Scotty's birthday, and Spock is at the party by request. Havoc ensues when Bones lets on that Vulcans get drunk off of chocolate... -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Spock, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Polyfidelity by Figure.10 reviews
/SLASH/ Based off Puds' picture of the same name. Creekomas PWP
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Craig T., Thomas - Complete
Dating the Captain by twistyguru reviews
Pavel Chekov worries too much. WARNING: M/M SLASH! Kirk/Chekov, implied Spock/Uhura. No spoilers, just a silly little piece of romantic fluff from the POV of a certain neurotic young Russian ensign who's in love with his Captain. One-Shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/5/2009 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
Sand Storm by Sincosma reviews
Spock hated storms. A quite amusing encounter with an arrogant, reckless, and adorable little boy changes that. Especially after said boy jumps in a fish pond to save a starship. No slash, just fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Inter Vivos by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 263,213 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I'm Not Insane, I'm Catholic by Cinvxten reviews
The Bible tells me so? Hold your four horsemen of the Apocolypse for just a second... when was the last time the Bible actually spoke to you? For Stan it was, well... just yesterday. Technically, it was God he spoke with. But damn, is He an asshole!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,868 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
F Buddies by cable69 reviews
Kirk/Spock, Chekov/Sulu. Kirk and Sulu discuss their crushes post-coitus.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2009 - H. Sulu, J. Kirk - Complete
Drugs and Late Night Talk Shows are Bad, M'kay? by avalise reviews
Kyle has Stan—sort of. Stan has Kyle—sort of. If only Stan would just grow a pair so that he can quit wasting Kenny's weed on whining. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,666 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Harry Potter: Kidnapped by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8014 - Favs: 8,227 - Follows: 4,445 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3440 - Favs: 5,376 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nights of Insomnia by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: Who would have known all it took was a gentle touch to cure Harry’s growing Insomnia? Dean/Harry SLASH 3 Part Tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Really? by Alexandrea-Delshay reviews
SEQUEL to Fake. Years after their breakup, James sends Sirius a letter asking to meet him. Could old flames reignite?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,923 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 9/25/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
Phobias by damn expensive eggs reviews
Stan is assigned an essay about phobias, and Kyle sure is a big help. Style one-shot, from, like, the beginning of time.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5211 - Favs: 5,258 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 348 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Refuge by LRWrites reviews
After failing to complete his task, Draco Malfoy cannot return to the Dark Lord. Instead, he seeks refuge from the one person he least wants to see. Warnings: HD Slash, Magical Creature
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,951 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3583 - Favs: 6,035 - Follows: 3,673 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
My Name is Cameron Sage by thesewarmstars reviews
Things are going poorly for the side of the light, and in a last-ditch effort to fulfill his destiny, Harry goes back in time to try again. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,959 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ties of Blood by WolfMoon reviews
On a dark summer night, Harry walks straight into a situation that will change his life forever when a strangely familiar vampire saves from him a Death Eater. AU sixth year; some Canon; no pairings as yet. ABANDONED - if anyone wishes to pick this up, let me know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,561 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P.
For Harry by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
He'd escape Azkaban, he'd swim the ocean, he'd live on what he could steal, he'd brave frighteningly perfect neighborhoods. Why would he do it? For Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,048 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
Of Love's Bestowing by Arigazi reviews
Complete. Slash. Summary inside. AU. HPLM. A certain blonde veela discovers his lifemate in the middle of a final battle just as Voldemort moves in on him. From the battlefield to Malfoy Manor, these mates are in for one hell of a rocky ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,006 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders’ Horcrux by The Santi reviews
On the eve of their graduation from Hogwarts, a drunk James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew took drastic steps to protect the tradition of pranking at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 142 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Pffft! by lovefanfiction reviews
“Yeah, Sirius. That really sounded like your name,” James laughed. “Harry is trying to say Padfoot. Go on Harry, try again.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5634 - Favs: 11,517 - Follows: 3,601 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 6,305 - Follows: 771 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Too Perfect by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews
Slight SLASH! Lily Evans was just perfect. It's too bad that James Potter isn't a fan of perfect people. SBJP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Like a Spring Flower by Annamia reviews
Harry Potter has always hated Halloween. As he sneaks out of the annual feast early, he meets up with a certain blond Slytherin. Friendship and love follows. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,653 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oath Breaker by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Slash. HP:DM, LM:SS. At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic doublecross and Draco educates Harry in dark magic. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,987 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Into the Fire by Argenteus Draco reviews
Playing with fire can lead to serious burns. After James and Lily create a magical flame, James suddenly finds the experiment has gone wrong, and in his eagerness to destroy their attempt, finds himself thrown forward in time, to a most unexpected meeting
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,588 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Denial by Cinvxten reviews
Roxas, a struggling teen has been having some strange dreams lately. He decides to investigate and stumbles across a homosexual guy on an online chat room. But, does Roxas realize who this person really is? RxS Shonenai, rated M for later chapters. Enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,388 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Roxas, Sora
The Sad Story Of An English Outcast by Xenanutra reviews
Is dead! Read my reworking of this story, Outcasting English.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,042 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Pip P., Satan
Famous First Words by Lady Lemon Drop reviews
If you haven't already guessed, Harrys first word! Strait forward right? Something simple? Well, thats where your wrong! Read to find out! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Laundry Mat by MetrionZinthos reviews
A Paranoid Tweek. A Shirtless Craig. And A Laundry Mat. Maybe doing the laundry wasn't such a bad idea afterall....Creek! :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2750 - Favs: 4,960 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 511 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dragons of Raveana by Copper Vixen reviews
An ancestor of Harry's once protected the magical Mage Dragons, upon her death they vanished. Now in possession of her journal, can Harry summon them back or is he too late? SLASH,DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,301 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 841 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Decreso Aetas by Haunted Emerald Depths reviews
COMPLETE. An accident occurs in Charms that leaves Draco looking after a...slightly different Harry. How will they live through it, and how do others take the change? What will happen when Draco begins thinking of Harry differently? Spoilers. DMHP SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,126 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stronger Than Hope by Alaunatar reviews
AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him. Eventual Snape as Harry's guardian story. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 164,882 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
I Will Have You! by queennerdlord reviews
HPDM AU Draco Malfoy meets a beautiful black haired boy in Madam Malkins and is unable to take his eyes off him.Will they gain a new friendship? Will it progress to something more? Draco also comes into his inheritage this year. Of what though?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,048 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hanging By A Moment by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU:The life of Harry is never easy and finding a long lasting mate who won’t use him becomes very difficult. Harry's in pain but no one notices except for Lucius Malfoy and soon he finds himself falling for everything his father hates.LMHP:Slash:Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,743 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 3,363 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Back to the Past: Harry's Wish by opungo reviews
In Harry's fifth year, he accidentially sends himself back in time and meets his teenaged parents. The problem is, Lily starts to like a Potter...and it isn't James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,481 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Puppy Love, or, James is Twitterpated by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
James thinks Sirius is completely adorable. As a puppy, of course. Remus is suspicious, and Sirius is itchy. SiriusJames slash. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/8/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Return of the Second Chance by Paw Print Pajamas reviews
The sequel to Second Chance. Harry returns for his second Second Year at Hogwarts. With new challenges and old faces.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,253 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Wet Paint by mechante fille reviews
OneShot. Bill meets Harry for the first time when they both come to the Burrow for the International Quidditch Cup. Something about the boy makes it hard for Bill to think of anything else. Mild shounen ai, Bill&Harry. Long awaited sequel is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Bill W., Harry P. - Complete
Reach the Open Space by Tinn Tam reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 200 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Shadows From The Past by Love-slave reviews
Tom Riddle,doesn't know who this creature is who attacked him at the orphanage,he doesn't know why he was thrown into the future by it,and he definitely doesn't understand why his name is treated with such worry. (HarryxTom slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,579 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Twist of Time by rwcr reviews
Ch. 10, complete! AU, post HBP. On August 11, 1976, four teenagers appear in Dumbledore's office. With knowledge of the future they will never return to, they set out to cut the Dark Lord's reign short. Will they get it right? Dangerverse spinoff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,820 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 4,695 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fake by Alexandrea-Delshay reviews
AU James will do anything to get Lily's attention, even go as far as asking Sirius Black to pretend to be his boyfriend to make her jealous. But will he still want her in the end?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 14,462 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/10/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Craig, Leader of the Lawn Gnomes by Seaouryou reviews
Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Reversal of Fortune by LadyBelz reviews
Blaise bet Draco 100 Galleons to kiss Harry Potter in front of everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10086 - Favs: 14,412 - Follows: 4,299 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 301 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 4,269 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Mind Over Matter by nat rulz reviews
Harry never was good at potions. Ron never was good at controlling his temper. Draco never was good at shutting his mouth. A potion pairing by the HarryHating Snape only ends up brewing trouble. slash! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,971 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3468 - Favs: 7,651 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2542 - Favs: 4,446 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cat Amongst the Pigwidgeons by Ghyste reviews
Magical Creature Story: Draco receives some unsettling news about his heritage and... oh, you know the rest! [AU HD slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I'm Already Gone by redfox13 reviews
Harry is the little brother of James Potter, a Gryffindor through and through. Things start to go wrong when he’s sorted into Slytherin. To make matters worse, he’s starting to fall for Snape... Challenge by Reddwarfer, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 78,964 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snape's Invisible Friend by teacherbev reviews
Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn't telling and no one can see him but Snape. No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,408 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5807 - Favs: 6,193 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 4,769 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Kiss or Kill by Mortalus reviews
HPTR slash. A freak accident transports our favorite attractive psychopath forward in time from 1942 to 1996. Attempted homicide and attempted romance ensue, not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,484 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Memories by Yami no Kogo reviews
Harry gets a visit from his dads spirit one night, and sets the 7 year old out on a rescue mission!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
But I Thought I'd Never Meet You by En Parodia reviews
I know there are a lot of James-going-into-the future fics flying around, but give this one a shot. From flight to fright to fight! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,470 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Oh My Gods by Indigo Kitti reviews
(ONESHOT) Harry's a Veela and so is Draco, but they're not mates! Nope, nope... waaaaait... (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Love Letters by Awesome Opossum reviews
[Complete] Harry begins receiving love letters from somebody who signs only as "Anonymously." But who is this secret admirer, and why are they so dedicated to remaining anonymous? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,795 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Biology by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPBZ - It wasn't just power and ability that Tom Riddle transferred to Harry that night. He made him the son he never had, and that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,019 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - [Harry P., Blaise Z.] - Complete
MisMatchmaker by GeminiEmerald reviews
Dobby decides he can help Harry with his romance problems, with predictable Dobby results. Slash HD COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
When Time Stands Still by Jedi Sapphire reviews
The usual Harry-goes-back-in-time, but with minimal romance. My first fic, so please R&R. Constructive criticism is accepted but no flames, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,635 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Stolovan Mr Rock reviews
Kevin Stoley and Clyde Donovan go on a date, on their way home Clyde trips. What happens while Kevin is rushing off to get a first aid kit? This is the story version of a comic from Deviantart I DID GET PERMISSION FROM THE COMIC CREATORS TO POST THIS
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete