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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hi. I like to review stuff. I am no good at writing and have no creativity whatsoever, so my stories will suck. Yeah...that's basically it.

Things that Annoy Me:
when people spell character's name wrong (i.e. Lilly, Dumbledoor, Serious)

Harry Potter Stuff

Favorite Harry Potter Characters:
Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
Hermione Granger
Ginevra Weasley
Luna Lovegood
Fred Weasley
George Weasley
Neville Longbottom
James Potter I
Lily Potter I
Sirius Black
Remus Lupin
Nymphadora Tonks
Dobby

Least Favorite Harry Potter Characters:
Vernon Dursley
Petunia Dursley
Peter Pettigrew
Bellatrix Lestrange
Lucius Malfoy
Tom Marvolo Riddle
Morfin Gaunt
Dolores Umbridge
Percy Weasley
Rita Skeeter
Cornelius Fudge
Rufus Scrimgeour
Severus Snape

Favorite Harry Potter Pairings:
Harry/Ginny
Ron/Hermione
James/Lily

Legend of Zelda stuff

Favorite Legend of Zelda Characters:
Zelda
Link
Navi
Ciela

Least Favorite Legend of Zelda Characters:
Ganondorf
Tingle

Favorite Legend of Zelda Pairings:
Link/Zelda

Reviews with constructive critisism are appreciated! One of the reasons I got this account was to improve my writing skills. (still have no idea how i managed to get into advanced English class)

Here's some of that 'copy and paste on your profile' stuff:

JOIN THE I-HATE-PETTIGREW CLUB! If you think Peter Pettigrew (aka Wormtail) is a smelly fish-headed wheezy stupid loser with bad breath, copy this and paste it into your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a virgin so I must be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick some one's ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a girl who actually EATS, so I MUST be fat

I'm single so I must be ugly

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm EMO so i must cut my self
I'm in MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I say what I WANT, so I MUST be a jerk
I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life
I have bunch of GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all
I wear what I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I'm skinny so I must be anorexic

I'm a blond so I must be a ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST greedy
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so i must have problems
I’m AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST wear a cork hat and say “G’day Mate”to everyone

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE~

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Re post this to stop racism

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored."

Racism is wrong!!


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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

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Harry Potter and the Wish of Life by Usako3000 reviews
AU. Harry makes a wish that changes the past, sending him into a world where James and Lily lived but Voldemort is all powerful. And, er... Snape is ...Uncle Sevi? While war approaches, Harry shelters beneath the marauders' wings, growing into a stronger and more valiant hero than ever before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 175,302 - Reviews: 2384 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 6/15/2020 - Published: 2/6/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Severus S.
One Last Gasp by secretaryofsillywalks reviews
[UNDERGOING MAJOR REWRITE] Harry is sent to an Alternate Universe where no one knows who he is. After an attack on Hogsmeade the Ministry and Order think he's a dangerous new Death Eater - Voldemort knows better and plans to find out who this scrawny kid is! What's a boy to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,629 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 2,556 - Updated: 6/4/2019 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Harry P., Neville L., Regulus B.
Bodyguard by Corpium reviews
ADOPTED BY LITTLEONE94. CHAPTER 8 IS THE LINK ONLY. Harry left Britain when he found out he was a Horcrux. Finally finding a use for his 'saving people' thing, he spent years as a bodyguard named Charles Frost. The only problem now: Voldemort wants to hire him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,064 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Lyrics-That-Lived (Random Parody Lyrics) by Barefoot XO reviews
A wide assortment of song parodies about Harry Potter, both movies and books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 6/18/2007
Nappies and Naked Dancing by Pickled Rellish reviews
The Weasley twins mess up; big time and there to prove it, is a baby. A baby called Harry Potter. Sit back, kick your feet up, relax and read through the ensuing chaos that the prank has caused. AU Fifth Year. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,239 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort - Complete
Fallen and Risen by Plush reviews
Harry Potter died. As his friends mourned his death, a new student is transfered to Hogwarts. But why does she look so striking like the late Harry Potter? FemHarryXDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 102,013 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 4,404 - Follows: 3,330 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Sometimes, I Wonder by Silver Crescent Eclipse reviews
Harry's twin brother, Chase, is believed to be the Chosen One while Harry is neglected. But the night the Potter's are attacked Harry is the one that is hit with the curse and survives, but get's sent to another place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,996 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 3,192 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Harry P.
Ends and Means by HaruJam reviews
Whilst teaching Harry Occlumency, Snape and Dumbledore find a memory block in Harry's mind. 'For the greater good' they destroy the block in the hopes that Harry will become more powerful and be able to defeat the Dark Lord. Do the ends justify the means?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,934 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 3,179 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P.
Abandoned to the Cold by AnnAisu reviews
Harry, trapped with the Dursleys by Dumbledore over Christmas break, finds a snake out in the cold. After taking him in and naming him Riddle, Harry digs even deeper into his mind and into magic, encouraged by the aptly named 'snake.' Abusive Dursleys. M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,199 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 2,132 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
With the dursleys by fireheart12 reviews
No one would pay attention to the scars and bruises on Harry's body becuase no one wanted to believe that their said boy who lived had indeed become a victim of abuse at privet drive. after ootp. sirius is alive. abused harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,279 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and The Alternate Universe by missingmara reviews
Harry Potter is hurled into an alternate universe where his parents are alive and there is no boy-who-lived. Will he continue on the life that was stolen from him? Or will he try to find his way back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,892 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Dementors of Azkaban by Blue Skyes101 reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban and everyone believes he is guilty. Harry then realizes a strange truth about dementors. Are they really as evil as they seem to be, or just under a curse? Can Harry save them and prove his innocence?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,758 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harry P.
A Declaration of War by slytherin-nette reviews
All Harriet Potter wanted was a quiet life. She never wanted to attend Salazar Slytherin's Pureblood Academy of Magic and anger the S-4. She ESPECIALLY never wanted the attention of its leader, Draco Malfoy. A Hana Yori Dango adaptation. DM/femHP. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,456 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Eclipse by BlueEyes444 reviews
1 AU Sirius and Lupin ended up with baby Harry that night and ran. Years later, they're found and forced to go to Hogwarts. As they try to adjust to the wizarding world again, they must prove their innocence and keep Harry alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,954 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Harry Potter and the Hourglass by bluerawks888 reviews
To Harry's surprise, he went back in time! Harry realised that he could now change the whole timeline. How will he go about doing it? Read on to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,779 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009
The hidden truth by cocoblue181 reviews
harry potter has a very big secret that could either save or destroy the wizard world but the problem is he doesn't himself know what he is. Harry is in his fifth year Voldermort is now after harry but not the way everybody is thinking.R and R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
A New Dawn by xxbreuddwydioxz reviews
Harry is tired of everything. Of being expected to save the world. Of expecting himself to save the world. And in the light of his fifth year, some things are about to change forever. Returnfromdead!JP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,126 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Another Chance by Anne Aragon reviews
Instead of killing Harry, Voldemort decides to raise him as his own. four years later,and Harrys back with his family, now how is Harry going to cope with the turn his life has taken
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Harry P., James P.
Icy Destiny by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
Reluctantly abandoned by his father, Voldemort, for being a squib, Harry must learn to hold his own against a prejudiced, dark society. Elemental Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,327 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Serum by Lilyanjudyth reviews
An unusual epidemic breaks out inflicting children and adults alike. Harry Potter appears to be resistant to the disease, and his blood may carry the cure for all. Snape guardian Harry NOT-SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,281 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Discovered At Last by connor-rox reviews
What if when Harry was back at Grimald Place for Christmas, Sirius and Remus had discovered the scars on Harry's hand? Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Redemption by Kung-fu headdude reviews
Harry is captured, brainwashed, and turned to darkness. But will one Ginny Weasly be his way out? Starts at the end of the sorcerers stone, but most of the story takes place later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,219 - Reviews: 4843 - Favs: 15,051 - Follows: 6,270 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Becoming Female by Venus god reviews
*Who will Harry end up with after turning into a girl!* femHarry/Draco Ron AND Pansy bashing Make sure to write lots of reviews for me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 20,956 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Temet Nosce by James D. Fawkes reviews
Harry Potter can see the future, but it's limited to two minutes ahead and never more. No one knows, of course, but what happens when someone figures it out? Suddenly, the future isn't quite so clear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,640 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 268 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P.
Closed Shutters by apbarium reviews
"Take off your sunglasses, Harry." Ginny said softly. "I want to see your eyes."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Late Nights at The Leaky Cauldron by Jen Riddle reviews
James Potter has been away for four years, and Lily Evans has vowed never to forgive him for abandoning her. But now he's back, and feelings linger. With the war going on, can James Potter get back his old life before it's too late? Very slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,848 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Deadly Sight by Zeromaru Chaos Mode reviews
Death. It's all around us. It's the natural answer to Life. The End. Anything that has a beginning, has an End. Harry Potter can see the End. And through his new sight, not only will Tommy be beaten...but Harry will finally Live. it's a friggn AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,297 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P.
The First Trial: Old Ties and Friendship by How To Munch Death 101 reviews
The first part of the trilogy The Three Trials. What if Harry hid dark secrets from everyone? What if higher forces were involved? The old cliché with an awesome and original twist! features lots of greyness, OCs, action. AU from 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,971 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P.
The Harry Potter Effect by Wyx reviews
Nothing ever happens as planned around Harry. Everything that can go wrong does so. How else can you explain all the crazy things that have happened to him? Goblet of Fire, Humorous but not completely ridiculous. T for some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P.
You Could Be Great, You Know by waitingondelena reviews
Harry put his fate into the hands of the Sorting Hat instead of making his own choice, but now he's in Slytherin! Harry is a good Slytherin, but lately he's beginning to feel like he should have made that choice for Gryffindor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,638 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Harry P.
The Road Not Taken by Mystical Angel reviews
The duel between Harry & Voldemort leads Harry to wake up in a new life, with his parents. Apparently he wasn't the chosen one. Is the life he always dreamed of the one he actually wants? H/Hr in later chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,945 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
So You're a Masochist: the Art of Sidekicking by zooeypotter reviews
If you reckon you're tough, funny, and attractive enough for the job – or if, like me, you'd very little choice in the matter – then this book is the stylish monochrome wardrobe to your Death Eater; the hair product to your Malfoy; the... must I go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Primary School Reunion by Ally Saire reviews
Harry gets an invitation from his primary school for a reunion party. Watch the challenges he faces, going form a celebrity in the magical world, to where he was living in less than adequate conditions. His friends and family view the life of Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P.
In Search of Another Path by multiplicities reviews
There are some things that can't be given, only taken. There are some things that are not treasured, but destroyed. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort has no intention of letting him go. Ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
For You by Isabella248 reviews
Dobby's last thoughts as he lays dying...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Dobby, Harry P.
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Things that the Golden Trio are no longer allowed by uncutetomboy's bro reviews
Slightly bored with always being attacked, the Golden Trio try some things out... leading to a list being made of things that they're not allowed to do. Based on various lists and streeching between ALL the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P.
Convincing Harry by SylvaDragon reviews
It's Harry's first term at Hogwarts, and he is a little confused about one or two things, much to Albus' amusement and Minerva's fury. A humourous slightly insane story about Harry, Albus, and Minerva, blame the plot bunnies. Hints of MMADness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Truth or Dare with the characters of Harry Potter by MarynMoriarty reviews
I am going to play truth or dare with the Harry Potter characters, the questions and dares are up to you so REVIEW, this is kinda a sequel to my other fic Interviewing The Cast Of Harry Potter, so I recomend reading that first if you want
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,599 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
True Cunning by Jove n Anna reviews
Pulled into an alternate demension where Voldemort never rose to power, Harry's new haven has thirteen unexplained disappearances that may be the first before more sinister things to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,574 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 10293 - Favs: 31,795 - Follows: 13,137 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The New Harry by Siriusly345 reviews
When Harry returns to Hogwarts in his seventh year, everyone is shocked by the way he looks. Hilarity ensues, when everyone in the world falls in love with his appearance. Too bad Harry's too modest to notice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,708 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ten Years by RebeccaRoy reviews
When Harry Potter is found alive and well after defeating Voldemort and missing for ten years he finds he has a battle far greater than Voldemort. Finding family with his own godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,839 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Snapped by Everwild reviews
In which Snape finds himself on the recieving end of Harry's grief and frustration.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Trials and Tribulations of Love by xXazureoceanXx reviews
Bakura is in love with Joey, who is in love with Tea, who is in turn in love with Kaiba, who is about to die. Full summary inside. Please R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2010 - S. Kaiba, Anzu M./Tea G.
Letters To Nobody by Kirby77DP77 reviews
What if Harry's summer letter were never read? Would the Order come to his aid, should he need it? Let's see how full proof this little arrangment was!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Phoenix Troubles by Kirby77DP77 reviews
Harry Potter has one destiny, to kill Voldemort. But what if Tom kidnappeds him first? Takes place after 5th year. Summer before 6th year. H/G if there is a pairing HIATUS temporary
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,206 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Day Sirius Found Me by Hermione's-Purple-Quill78 reviews
Dear Sirius, I wish I could come and visit you! For three years we've been together, and now this separation is killing me! I've made friends, but I have one question? Who's Voldemort, and why does he want to kill me? Time span of story-1988-1997
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
When Angels weep by hermionniny9 reviews
They say that the rain is Angels tears, and that they are weeping for those who have departed this world before their time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Interviewing the Cast of Harry Potter by MarynMoriarty reviews
11 I mean erm, 12 Harry Potter Characters gather so that I can interview them, takes place in Harry's 5th Year. Where are the questions, why they are in your head so please review and let the interview begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
A Morning Bet by webeta123 reviews
A day at Potter Manor. A/U. betting!Sirius, smart!Harry R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Second Task by Huginn et Muninn reviews
Just a little drabble: What if Harry had taken the clue to the Second Task a little differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Snogwarts: Blackmailing McGonagall by SNOGWARTS reviews
Sirius notices something very interesting on the Marauder's Map. He and James go to investigate, gaining some wonderful blackmailing material on the way. Technically MMAD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Forced Confrontations by diesedame reviews
A chance meeting with Harry's old teacher reveals something to Remus and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Awakened by Blood.Stained.Fingers reviews
He was doomed the moment the unforgivable curse left his lips. The Horcrux stirred inside him, and took control. Harry was losing himself as he became something completely different. One shot. AU of Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Warmth and Comfort by ChoCedric reviews
Shhhhh, Harry, it's all right," Sirius soothed, tenderly rubbing circles on Harry's back. "It wasn't your fault, kiddo, it wasn't." A moment shared between Harry and Sirius at the beginning of book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Parody and the Philosophical Songs by merlinhelz reviews
We all know Harry and Ginny's story, but do we know it entirely in song parody? Now you can. Come read what it would sound like featuring music from artists like Abba, Artias, Maroon 5, Kelly Clarkson and many many more...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Jane O'Callaghan's Friendly Truth or Dare! by Jane Aileas reviews
Hooray for truth or dare fics! I'm bored, and so decided to make my own! ...The game show is over now, since I'm ending the fic, sorry!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,284 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
The Ocarina of Time: The Reality TV Show by Jane Aileas reviews
In this story, Link is unknowingly the main character in one of those reality tv shows! Pretty much everyone else in the world knows about it, except poor Link. This story covers the entire Ocarina of Time game, with a few twists on things, of course.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,908 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Link - Complete
Link meets Cooking Mama by Jane Aileas reviews
This is a Legend of Zelda/Cooking Mama crossover, where Link is forced to cook something, or die! Well, maybe it's not that dramatic, but you get the idea...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Link - Complete
The Phantom Hourglass: In a Parallel Universe by Jane Aileas reviews
Takes place after my other story, The Wind Waker: In a Parallel Universe. Link is still the money making coward, but this time he has an annoying fairy to keep him on track!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,050 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Link - Complete
The Wind Waker: In a Parallel Universe by Jane Aileas reviews
Like the title says, this is the Wind Waker in a parallel universe, where Link is just a coward who wants to make money, his little sister is a world dominator wanna-be, and Tetra is... well, Tetra! Completed! Just updated to answer a few reviews.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,316 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Link - Complete
10 Things: Harry Potter Style by a little erratic reviews
Series of lists of 10 Things. Such as 10 Things you Shouldn't Say to Voldemort, 10 things that would instantly let people know that you read waaay too much Harry Potter, 10 Devastatingly Overused Plotlines, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
After Dinner Discussions by thebiwholived reviews
One-shot. Takes place in the middle of OotP. Over Christmas holiday at Grimmauld Place, Harry finds himself unable to keep the nature of his detentions with Umbridge as secret as he would like from the adults who care about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 417 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Green Eyed Tears by thebiwholived reviews
Post-GoF. Because of a son's desperate wish, James Potter finds himself thrown back into the land of the living. But the miracle soon becomes marred as he learns of Harry's nightmarish past and the horrors that await them both…Under revision.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Harry P., James P.
Sequel to HP Age 5 and a Few Days After by Yami no Kogo reviews
Here's the first chapter of the sequel. I'm not promising it's as good as the first, but I found it very amusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,315 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Love The Books! by Kamotri reviews
What will happen when Harry finds out about his own book series? Ooh....temper, Harry! Great short oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
WWP Presents: Giantus Pratus by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
Power of Hogwarts by ksomm814 reviews
Complete. Sequel to BOAD. Harry has left the wizarding world as a last attempt to save those he loves. However, no one is ready to let him go, whether it is friend or foe. Powers are realized. Friendships are tested. Alliances are formed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 219,365 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Saviours Freedom by Darkest Melody reviews
A OneShot fic dealing with the pressures placed on Harry and how he finally chooses to deal with it. Contains brief mentions of abuse and suicide. Warnings: Character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Burden of a Destiny by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE Sequel to TOAC. Voldemort has returned but not everyone is ready to believe it. Harry enters his fifth year at Hogwarts changed from the events of the Triwizard Tournament but how much can one person endure before they eventually break?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,639 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Trials of a Champion by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE Sequel to Midnight Guardian. Year Four. Harry now has a family and is looking forward to a boring year but someone at Hogwarts has other plans. Horrific nightmares, uncontrollable powers and overprotective guardians complicate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,281 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 5,122 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4897 - Favs: 7,051 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
I AM YOUR FATHER reviews
At the Final Battle, something very different takes place... A crackfic, inspired by my dad. Written by my sister and I. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete