Sacred Phoenix Of Nephthys
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Joined 07-14-02, id: 233512, Profile Updated: 04-12-14


My name is Ally, and I am 28 years old. I have been around since the good old days when NC-17 stories were allowed, category for parings weren't around yet, and there was still a music section. Come to think of it I was 14 years old when I first joined. Wow, I really am old. I use to write, but not anymore. I haven't written anything since 2006, and I don't have any desire to do so. I still read stories though, and always leave short reviews. I never really was good at writing lengthy reviews and what not. That stuff just wasn't me, but I do make my reviews sweet and thoughtful with a little constructive criticism every now and then.

Anyways, I am married, and this year will be my 9th year wedding anniversary! I also believe in God and Jesus. I am cool with other peoples religious beliefs and choices. I won't judge others based off a cover. I love to read, play video games, watch TV, talk to friends and family, play with my cats, and draw. My cats names are Coco (F) and Mickey (M). They are my life along with my pet fish named Fishy. He didn't get a very creative name. If you can't also tell I am a cat person. I work at a university where I handle mail and deliver the mail to the departments on campus. My living arrangements consist of a two bedroom and 1 bathroom second story apartment. It's great! Lastly, this apartment is in Savannah, GA USA.

My outlook on life is very positive. I don't like to be negative or be around negative people. I always try to take charge when need to be, and always get things done in a timely manner. I don't like to let things sit out too long. I am also very OCD, and have to have things neat and straight. It'll drive me nuts if they aren't. Even my cleaning can be OCD. My clothing style however isn't. I just either wear shorts/jeans along with a t-shirt/long-sleeve shirt with ADIDAS shoes. Sometimes I'll wear flip flops.

Some other random information about me is I love the colors blue, green, purple, and grey. My favorite foods are sesame seed and teriyaki chicken. I don't drink soda and eat junk food. I like to exercise and keep in shape, so I can be confident in myself and appearance. I don't have kids. I don't know when I will, but I like to have a girl named Sierra or a boy named Matthew. I've been to Tokyo, Japan twice. I've seen Dir en grey live four times in the USA and four times in Japan. I am a picky eater. I like to eat healthy things. No, I am not a vegan or vegetarian. I like my meat too much to give it up. Dinosaurs, dragons, turtles, whale sharks, dolphins, orca's, and cats in general are awesome. I don't have a favorite number and my birthday is February 4th. I have hazel-green eyes and my hair is a brunette color. I cut steak with my left hand with a knife even though I am right handed. My favorite soda before I stopped drinking them was Vanilla Coke, and I love apple juice. Lastly I am Caucasian.

I love music! Linkin Park, Armor For Sleep, and 311 are my three favorite bands. I got to meet Linkin Park twice, 2011 and 2012, and they were amazing! I also like other bands like Bring Me The Horizon, Of Mice And Men, Shinedown, Three Days Grace, Rlient-K, MXPX, The Fray, Red, Volbeat, and many, many, more. I even like some pop like Katy Perry, Mariah Carey, and Justin Timberlake. My first concert though was Third Eye Blind with Our Lady Peach and Eve 6 back in 1996 with my dad. I was 10 back then. I use to listen to Backstreet Boys, N'SYNC, 98 Degrees, and Hanson back then like they were my religion. I really didn't get into rock and metal till Korn started to become much bigger. Then I started listening to Radiohead along with my pop beats.

I love anime! Akira, Grave Of The Fireflies, and Spirited Away are my favorite anime movies of all time. They are just amazing in both art and story. Grave Of The Fireflies though makes me want to cry at times. I really don't have a favorite anime series, but Pokemon was the first anime I've ever seen. Back in 1999, when I had to evacuate due to Hurricane Floyd, I discovered Dragonball Z. Now, the Frieza saga hasn't started yet, and Vegeta's voice still sounded funny. That means those were the good times when DBZ didn't get rebooted 10,000 times. Gohan is my favorite DBZ characters of all time. Also, Gundam Wing, Gundam 0080, Gundam 08th MS Team, Outlaw Starr, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Cowboy Bebop, and Sailor Moon are pretty sweet! I miss Yu-Gi-Oh! though.

I love tv! Law & Order is my favorite TV series! I am trying to collect all the DVD box sets released, but so far I only have series 1, 2, 3, and 6. It's going to take a while, but that's ok! Currently My husband, and I are watching Arrow, The Big Bang Theory, The Walking Dead, and Two and A Hal Men. Still waiting for book 3 of The Legend Of Korra to come out, so I can continue watching that. I don't watch many cartoons on TV anymore. I stopped back in 2004 just when Rurouni Kenshin and others started to show on Toonami. I am glad Toonami is back on Adult Swim though. Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon just isn't my thing anymore. I remember when Doug and Rugrats first aired on Nickelodeon. It was great, and I also liked to watch shows back then like Hey Dude!, Roundhouse, All That, Kenan & Kel, Space Cases, Are You Afraid Of The Dark?, Figure It Out (90's), Drake And Josh, Goosebumps, TGIF, SNICK, and Stick Stickly in the afternoon! I really liked iCarly when that was airing though! I still wish I watched the Snowy River Saga and be able to re-watch Rescue 911.

I love cartoons! Well, at least the old ones. I use to watch Doug, Rugrats, Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, Reboot, Thundercats, The Real Adventures Of Johnny Quest, Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, The Fairly Odd Parents, Hey Arnold!, Angry Beavers, Mr. Peabody and Sherman, Weenerville, Rocky And Bullwinkle, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (90's),Batman the Animated Series, Superman the Animated Series, I am Weasel!, Cow and Chicken, and many others! I watch Spongebob every now and then.

I love books! Watership Down and The Outsiders are my two favorite books of all time! I had to read The Outsiders in middle school, and I feel in love with it instantly. There's also the movie, and I love that too! I wish it was out on Blu-Ray, so I can buy it! I pretty much read anything, but mostly inspirational romance novels. The Christian style just makes me smile, and know that these authors can portray these happy couples that are satisfied with themselves and their religion. The Lord of the Flies and The Bean Trees were two books I had to read in my senior year in high school that I really enjoyed! I wouldn't mind reading them again if given the chance.

I love manga and comics! My favorite manga is Dragonball. I use to own Issue 1 when it was owned by Viz, so it was the floral like white-beige pattern cover thing. It's just so funny to see little Goku on his adventures with Bulma, Krillian, and the others. My favorite comics are DC and sometimes Marvel. I am not really a big Marvel fan. My favorite DC characters are Richard Grayson and Slade Wilson. Deathstroke is amazing, and Manu Bennett plays the perfect Deathstroke on Arrow! For the Marvel side I like Gambit and The Punisher. I also read the funnies like Garfield, Kit N' Carlyle, Rose Is Rose, Heathcliff, Marmaduke, Dillbert, Baldo, BC, and many more. I just like a good laugh and smile that I get from them.

I love movies! The Outsiders is my favorite movie ever! Then the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory! There's just something about the chocolate factory movie that just makes you smile. My favorite movie series are Star Wars and The Pirates of The Caribbean. I could re-watch these over and over again without getting bored.

I love video games! Final Fantasy 8 is my favorite video game of all time! I remember playing it on PC when it first came out, and even the commercial with Rinoa and Squall in that field. It's just great! That and Final Fantasy 10 are my two favorite FF's. I like other games like Devil May Cry, Kingdom Hearts, Fable, Infamous, The Last Of Us, Ni No Kuni, Bioshock Infinite, and Assassins Creed 4. I got a Playstation 4 last year when it came out, and I am dying for March to get here, so I can pick up the Infamous: Second Son Collector's Edition that I pre-ordered. I also own a Nintendo 2DS, Nintendo Wii-U 32 GB Black, Playstation Portable Fat, Playstation 3, Playstation 4, and Xbox 360. I have no interest in buying the Xbox One any time soon. Also, my Playstation 3 is backwards compatible since it's the 60 GB version. I also play PC games! I have The Walking Dead Season 2, Broken Age, Bully, Scribblenauts Unlimited, and Transformice on my desktop right now.

What about Youtubers? RayWilliamJohnson and PewDiePie were the first two people I subscribed too. They are amazing, and I love watching their videos! I am also the Kameiko girl that came up with the name for Ray's Podcast called "Runaway Thoughts." Well, I had "Runaway Thoughts and Discussions," but they took out everything after "and." I also watch: CardGamesFTW, CinemaSins, Cryatoic, Epic Meal Time, ERB, HowToBasic, Linkin Park, ,ManlyBadassHero, Marjorie Vangenewitt, minute physics, MysteryGuitarMan, PlayStation, Shane Dawson TV, Smosh, TeamFourStar, TheFineBros, and Vsauce. All of these are amazing channels! Check them all out!

As for parings go I will read anything as long as it's not consisting of a minor and an adult, bestiality, any sex scenes in churches, religious figures used to play out sexual experiences, or incest. If y'all write that kind of stuff then that's fine. It's just not my kind of thing. I just get uncomfortable around that kind of stuff. I rarely read anything below an M rating, but I like the occasional K rated stories too. Father/son bonding fics always get to me along with angst. Angst is my favorite genre, and I don't do humor. Comedy is not my thing, but if any of y'all write it then that's ok. Mpreg is interesting as well.

That's all I have for now! Feel free to send me a DM here! I don't want to put my FB and Twitter on here just because I might run into some creeps along the way. Not that I am calling anyone who DM's me creepy, but I am taking a precaution! Once I get to know you, and if you want to add me to these things then sure why not? I'll even share my WordPress, AIM, and Skype accouns. Anyways, have a great day and night!


Favorite Parings (Top x Bottom): I still read any paring.
Akira: Kaneda x Tetsuo.
Arrow: Slade x Oli, Tommy x Laurel, Oli x Felicity, and Malcolm x Oli.
Attack On Titan: Levi x Eren, Eren x Mikasa, Jean x Eren, and Eren x Armin.
Avatar: The Last Airbender: Zuko x Jet, Zuko x Sokka, Zuko x Aang, Aang x Katara, Sokka x Toph, Sokka x Suki, and Zuko x Katara.
Bully: Gary x Petey and Gary x Jimmy.
Cowboy Bebop: Vicious x Spike and Spike x Faye.
Danny Phantom: Vlad x Danny (Father/Son), Vlad x Danny (Adult), Dash x Danny, and Danny x Sam.
Death Note: Raito x L, L x Raito, Mello x Near, L x Misa, Raito x Misa, Near x Misa, and Mello x Mat.
Devil May Cry: Dante x Trish, Dante x Lucia, Dante x Lady, Vergil x Trish, Dante x Nero (Uncle/Nephew), Vergil x Nero (Father/Son), and Nero x Kyrie.
Dir en grey: Kaoru x Kyo, Toshiya x Die, and Die x Shinya.
Dragonball Z: Vegeta x Goku, Vegeta x Future Trunks (Father/Son), Trunks (GT) x Goten (GT), Future Gohan x Future Trunks (Adult), and Piccolo x Gohan (Adult).
Final Fantasy 7: Sephiroth x Cloud.
Final Fantasy 8: Seifer x Squall, Seifer x Zell, Squall x Rinoa, Seifer x Quitis, Irvine x Selphie, and Squall x Irvine.
Final Fantasy 10: Auron x Tidus, Tidus x Yuna, Tidus x Wakka, and Wakka x LuLu.
Fullmetal Alchemist: Roy x Edward (Adult) and Edward x Winry.
Gundam Wing: Wufei x Duo, Trieze x Wufei, Heero x Relena, Duo x Hilde, Wufei x Sally, Trowa x Quatre, and Milliardo x Heero.
Harry Potter: Snape x Harry (Father/Son), Snape x Harry (Adult), Draco x Harry, Ron x Draco, Draco x Ron, Draco x Hermione, and Sirius x Snape.
Kingdom Hearts: Axel x Roxas, Axel x Sora, Lea x Sora, Riku x Sora, Riku x Kairi, and Sora x Kairi.
Linkin Park: Chester x Mike, Mike x Chester, Brad x Mike, Rob x Joe, and Dave x Mike.
Naruto: Sauske x Naruto.
Outlaw Star: Fred x Gene, Ron x Gene, and Jim (Adult) x Melfina.
Rise Of The Guardians: Pitch x Jack.
Rurouni Kenshin: Saito x Sano.
Samurai Champloo: Jin x Mugen and Jin x Foo.
Teen Titans: Slade x Robin (Adult), Robin x Starfire, Beastboy x Raven, and Cyborg x Beastboy.
The Matrix Trilogy: Agent Smith x Neo.
Twilight: Edward x Jacob and Jacob x Edward.
Yu-Gi-Oh!: Seto x Jounouchi, Jounouchi x Seto, Bakura x Yami, Ryou x Yugi, Bakura x Marik, Yugi x Anzu, Malik x Mai, Malik x Yami, Seto x Shizuka, Jounouchi x Mai, Otogi x Honda, Honda x Shizuka, Yami x Anzu, Yami x Yugi, Bakura x Ryou, Malik x Marik, and Jounouchi x Yugi.
Yu-Gi-Oh! GX: Manjome x Judai.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Jack x Yusei.
Yu-Yu Hakusho: Hiei x Kuwabara, Yusuke x Kurama, and Hiei x Yusuke.
YouTube: Ian (Smosh) x Anthony (Smosh) and Felix (PDP) x Ryan (Cry).

Favorite Characters/People:
Akira: Tetsuo
Arrow: Slade
Attack On Titan: Levi
Avatar: The Last Airbender: Katara
Bully: Gary
Cowboy Bebop: Spike
Danny Phantom: Danny
Death Note: L
Devil May Cry: Dante
Dir en grey: Kyo
Dragonball Z: Gohan
Final Fantasy 7: Zach
Final Fantasy 8: Rinoa
Final Fantasy 10: Tidus
Fullmetal Alchemist: Roy
Gundam Wing: Duo
Harry Potter: Snape
Kingdom Hearts: Ventus
Linkin Park: Mike
Naruto: Naruto
Outlaw Star: Melfina
Rise Of The Guardians: Jack
Rurouni Kenshin: Sano
Samurai Champloo: Jin
Teen Titans: Robin/Nightwing
The Matrix Trilogy: Neo
Twilight: Jacob
Yu-Gi-Oh!: Jounouchi
Yu-Gi-Oh! GX: Manjome
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Yusei
Yu-Yu Hakusho: Kuwabara
YouTube: RayWJ

The Must Be's:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIAN so i Must burn in hell
I grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too.
I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life.
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem.
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat.
I wear FLANNEL SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and fuck her senseless.
I work as a CLOWN so I MUST be happy all the time and want to join the circus.
I cut school, so I must be in a gang or on drugs.