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Joined 04-20-10, id: 2335290, Profile Updated: 03-03-12

Residence: New Jersey, USA
Age: 23
Sex: hell yeah!...i mean, female...

I LOVE Severus/Harry, Voldemort/Dark!Harry, Dark!Harry topping Lucius, sometimes Draco/Harry

I JUST LOVE SLASH!

I find Severus and Draco and Lucius to be extremely HOT.

I love Severus because of Alan Rickman whose voice is to die for. Is there any man with that sexy, velvety voice?

oo.Oo.oO.Oo

(From SnapeAngel's page)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks Write: For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.(Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we'd have to find some other site to visit.)

oo.Oo.oO.Oo

FUN TIME

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. Mentor ok VII Ch.6 Amelon's investigation comes to him, Snape bites off more than he can chew, Enid suspects, Remus and Sirius commiserate, and Voldemort reminds Harry he's a terrible, terrible man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 145 - Words: 1,220,148 - Reviews: 9829 - Favs: 5,151 - Follows: 4,577 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Somewhere in Time by Serpent In Red reviews
Sent back in time by a mysterious person and trapped in the past with a missing Dumbledore and an overbearing, charismatic Dark Lord, they had no idea how much they could dabble with before the world they had known shattered into pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 360,180 - Reviews: 2590 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Cliché by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Eight years after the end of the war Hermione does something that will change her world as she knows it. OOC, EWE, NC-17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,661 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,788 - Reviews: 10760 - Favs: 7,074 - Follows: 6,220 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hollow Thunder, Vital Lightning by Aariya07 reviews
Life after Voldemort is ideal and perfect for everyone except the one who made it possible. Unbelievably bored and unhappy, Harry performs a spell that will take him to an alternate universe where he can be happiest & active with Voldemort. Even he hadn't expected the outcomes or how the spell would misinterpret his desires. ::AU; slash::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 151,684 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Far Beyond a Promise Kept by oliver.snape reviews
Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,548 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lynne's AU Ending to The Marriage Stone by lynned0101 reviews
One fan's take on how Josephine Darcy's abandoned but wonderful story, The Marriage Stone, might have proceeded. A powerful Harry, a surprised Severus, all the others, and a really bad Voldemort!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 446,353 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Panther time by Lizzy0305 reviews
After a badly ended experiment Snape turns into a panther. To get his human form back, he goes to Potter, who freaks out when he sees the giant animal on his doorstep. But then Potter realizes it's Snape and something hits him: he wants to touch that animal. HP/SS SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,115 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12046 - Favs: 14,374 - Follows: 13,028 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
An Unwritten Future by Aurette reviews
Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,575 - Reviews: 2726 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
After Effect by kc404duh reviews
No one knew Draco had a daughter, but due to unfortunate circumstances surrounding the end of the War he'll have to bring her to school for his eighth year. Perhaps a bit of innocence can help to open eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,415 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Wish for You by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione Granger writes Muggle romance novels under a penname, with a heroine named Hannah and an evil Lord Lionel, the Earl of Malford, who has a passing resemblence to Lucius Malfoy. He wants her to stop & he's going to anything to make sure she does!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Size Matters by Laurielove reviews
Hermione, Ginny and Hannah ponder the relative size of various parts of their professor's anatomy. M content. Fun bit of silliness. SS/HG, GW and HA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S., Ginny W., Hannah A. - Complete
The Price of Family by Elpin reviews
On the night of Voldemort's attack, Harry Potter is found by muggles and left at a workhouse. Years later Malfoy is looking for a safe and controllable playmate for his son and finds young Harry... Pairing Harry/Draco Set in 19th century.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,031 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Facilitating Change by Aurette reviews
Hermione ends up in a dead-end job because she never went back to take her N.E.W.T.s. Severus is at loose ends because no one will offer him a job. Fluffy Angst Flangst! AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,740 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Needs Must by Aurette reviews
How long does a thirsty man stare at a glass of water before he takes a sip? How long can a woman keep putting another first before she rebels? EWE?, SS/HG, Adultery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,416 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
It All Started With A Visit To Gringotts by jadedragon36 reviews
Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends. Powerful Harry. Mild Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 428,262 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 3,202 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Opaleye: A Dragon's Love by RZZMG reviews
A rare Opaleye dragon has set-up a lair in the ruins of Malfoy Manor. Hermione Granger is dispatched to check it out. Not all is as it seems though. A dragon's love is forever. Post-Hogwarts. Drama/Romance/Mystery/HOT SHAGGING. Draco x Hermione. Story won 1st Place for "BEST STORY TWIST" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Most Unkindest Cut of All by Riddle Master 101 reviews
"And suddenly he's laughing. Hysterically. Because it's inconceivable, implausible, and ludicrous that Severus Snape, of all people, would betray their Lord...and yet..."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2010 - [Severus S., Voldemort] - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2552 - Favs: 3,440 - Follows: 3,977 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Raising Potter by LuvHarryP reviews
au/ooc after the war ends in ministry Harry is deaged to four by a potion.It is decided to let him remain four, and have a childhood,but his chosen guardian becomes Snape.How does this work? warn may be slash/mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 95,596 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 4,465 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Diffrence Between the Past and the Future by Mistrus reviews
Hermione accidently gets thrown back in time and interfers with something that she shouldn't have. She meets and falls in love with one Severus Snape and then has to leave. Severus has thirty years to think about her, he comes to a decision. WARNING: SMUT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,259 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time Laughs At Us All by Batsutousai reviews
Time-turners and age potions shouldn't be mixed, Harry accidently finds out. His luck holds steady, though, and he finds both love and pain in the strangest of times. HPAD, slash, character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
The Gift of a Second Life by Silverhair Theory reviews
Sequel to Gift of a Second Chance. A new life, as the... something... of the Dark Lord. A long journey begins, in more ways than one. Harry now faces himself, whatever that may be or become. HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,408 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Positive Effects of Porn by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Twoshot After years filled with failed relationships, a bit of porn and some friendly encouragement help Harry to discover who he really wants. Warnings for slash and explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sometimes, I Think About It At Night by LadyAsh5869 reviews
A re-written story! Severus had feelings for his best friend. When he tells him, will they be returned? Teen!Lucius, and Teen!Severus Nc-17 Extreme slashy slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,243 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Your Move by Emily Waters reviews
Post-War. AU. Harry has a crush on Snape, and a strange game of chess brings it to light. Warnings: BDSM, dominant!Snape, submissive!Harry, chess sex, and general silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 4,219 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anger Management by Emily Waters reviews
Post-war. Humor. Pre-slash. Auror Harry Potter is sent to take anger management classes. To his shock, he discovers that Severus Snape was sent to take the same classes as well. Can the two war heroes learn to manage their anger? Should they?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Experimental by SkeletalChild reviews
The summer after HBP, Harry goes for a walk in Little Whinging, and is suddenly face-to-face with his worst enemy, who makes an immoral offer... that he takes him up on. Slash, LV/HP, just because there are not enough fics with Harry on top.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Must Be Genetic by Lady Altair reviews
Five: No one really wondered why Toby Dursley's Potions marks took such a dramatic turn for the better after a detention in an abandoned dungeon. When she told Albus that the Angel of Potions sang to her, she was only half-joking. Next-gen, one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Heir of Gringotts by The-Caitiff reviews
Horrid little plot bunny that spawned because someone pointed out a growing cliche. I twisted everything around as usual and this was the result. HPGrHo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3279 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Embrace the Past by Countess of Abe reviews
..DH SPOILERS.. Curious as to what became of Draco Malfoy after the final battle? Well, then this shall answer those unanswered queries about our favorite cowardly prince, such as: who is the nameless wife? Draco’s love life and family drama ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,247 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Draco M., OC
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13400 - Favs: 7,249 - Follows: 6,061 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Speechless by La Morraine reviews
Harry and Draco are considering marriage. Therefore, it's most unfortunate that the future father-in-law tries to interfere ... Harry/Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,738 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 3,821 - Follows: 254 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Restricted Section by Soline reviews
ONE-SHOT. Hermione stumbles upon a Dark Arts book on seduction that pulls her in and doesn't release her. Snape catches her in the night and helps her out. Warning: Explicit! -EDITED-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pitiful Creature of Darkness by Lady Gwenevere Smith reviews
Tom Riddle was engulfed in his own darkness. It nearly swallowed him, until an unlikely ally showed him the light. Meet Gwen Morrison, the light in Tom Riddle's darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,386 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Gift of a Second Chance by Silverhair Theory reviews
SEQUEL NOW UP. With everyone he ever loved dead around him, Harry Potter uses a secret weapon and goes back to kill the one who caused it all. But when the one he came to kill becomes the one who means the most to him, will he follow his heart? HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,840 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Catwalk by notwolf reviews
Severus teaches Lucius a well earned lesson in respecting boundaries. NOT slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
The Scios Totalus of Legend by Elpin reviews
Snape finds Harry witnessing his humiliation in the pensive [in fifth year], but before he throws the boy out he uses a very old and mythical artefact to get his revenge, only it doesn't turn out quite the way he planned. Slash Not graphic before HP is 17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,168 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Superlatives by Kudra23 reviews
A photo of Harry and Draco captured by Colin Creevey's camera sets off a series of unexpected events. HarryDraco pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,275 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
His Darker Impressions by Tsurai Shi reviews
Albus Severus Potter is proudly Sorted into Slytherin and soon after meets his Darker namesake. Not everything was written down in history books, and some people still need closure from the pains of war... AlbusScorpius, HarrySeverus [Slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Girl in the War by kilara25 reviews
Snape's life would have been so much easier if Rose Potter had been born a boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One Last Lullaby by Lady Altair reviews
Andromeda sings one last lullaby to her daughter. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 402 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Three: Cherry Stems by slash mania reviews
Sirius is curious about the myth of cherry stems and tries it on a certian werewolf on Valentine's. SBRL Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3678 - Favs: 2,657 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9149 - Favs: 10,653 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Walk in my shoes by SSC reviews
Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother's lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Mating Season by Adara's Rose reviews
THAT time of month... WARNINGS: This fic contains SLASH, which means two men in a sexual andor romantical relationship. IT ALSO INCLUDES A DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF TWO MEN HAVING SEX! I have warned you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Biding Time by Snape's Nightie reviews
Severus Snape’s career changes dramatically after Voldemort wins the war. Not entirely consensual SSLV SLASH. Choose your own ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,369 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
So Lonely Without Me by Caligryphy reviews
SnapeHarry slash. Two men, two rooms, a war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,181 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
An Evening Cupcake by Yorugami Ahou reviews
Snape had a love and hate relationship with Cupcakes eaten by one Harry Potter. 1st Snarry Fiction...so please be kind. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Possession by Jade Tatsu reviews
HPLV The Dark Lord has always known what belongs to him but claiming possession might take longer than he thought and lead to betrayal but with the power such as he wields who dares? FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 122,861 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Three Seconds by SnapesFavorite reviews
Snape and Harry bet on whether or not Harry will survive the final battle against Voldemort. In case he wins, Harry wants 3 seconds of Snape’s time to do whatever he pleases with them. It's a deal. HPSS1Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Ghost of a Memory by Phoenix Boy reviews
HPSS. After killing Voldemort, Harry leaves the wizarding world for a few years before joining the university under a different name. Now he returns to teach at Hogwarts. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,109 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 310 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Scars aren't so bad by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Hermione is trying to heal a scar of Harry’s for a charms assignment when he misinterprets “Is it hard yet?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Perfection by Just Silver reviews
HL one-shot. "You smell like sex and blood." Harry is on a mission and it goes a bit awry. Not too surprising since Harry's not exactly himself these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by Secret Weapon reviews
COMPLETED A year after Harry graduates from Hogwarts and the Light's last stand against the Dark is near. A curse goes wrong that, though it does win them the War, leaves serious repercussions for everyone. Slash. Rating Increased.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,781 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
What Friends Are For? by miasnape reviews
An unwillingly pursued Severus tests the limits of the saying ‘that’s what friends are for’, with some interesting results. SSHP slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bound by miasnape reviews
Repost in new account bits changed and added. HPSS slash, Mpreg, underage sex Harry and Sev are bound in Harry's fifth year. Written preOOTP. Long, but not about to divide it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,984 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.