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MOVED TO NEW ACCOUNT BLACKANDR01D.


I'll rewrite the My Immortal ReVamped (although it'll be hardly recognizable) and Cabin Fever.

That's about it.

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Sorry, I Forgot 2: Insomniacs Unite! by Konorai reviews
WARNING: Do not read if you have not read my original story, Sorry, I Forgot. This is the sequel so it won't make sense if you don't read the first one. Anyway, After L's first tantrum last Christmas, L makes a friend that starts an entierly new battle...
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,532 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Gaara, L
The Reinvention of My Immortal by Master Spy advenger reviews
We've all read it. We've all scoffed at it. This classic Fanfiction, which is famous for single-handedly causing many thousand English teachers to sob, gets a make-over: Grammar, fixed. English, also fixed. Gone are the random AUs. Will it be enough?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - OC, Draco M.
The Strongest Nation by ArixaBell reviews
Hetalia meets Battle Royale: The nations are kidnapped and forced into a deadly game of kill or be killed, which only one can survive. Rated M for violence and other disturbing stuff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,700 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - America - Complete
I Want My Pizza, Dammit! by roo17 reviews
All Sasuke wanted was a pizza... Was that so hard to understand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
They're Here by InsaneNarutard0111 reviews
Being a Narutard in Japan is... interesting. Especially when almost half the cast from your favorite anime randomly show up in your backyard while the rest of your family is off vacationing in America.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,637 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Sculptures of Sand by Sabaku No Ko-chan reviews
Amaya was just a normal C.D.O suffering unemotional teenager, carving her favorite anime crush, when fate knocks on her door. GaaraXoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Luxury by Ailarii reviews
People always say that to live in luxury you have to have the finest things, but when you have that one special person by your side does it matter how you live? I got the idea for this from a poem that I forget the name of. Oneshot. DeiOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Deidara - Complete
Hero by Solkongen reviews
What is heroism? Is it storming into battle knowing you shall die honorably? Is it taking a bullet the man will remember your name with gratitude his entire life? Or is it sacrificing everything knowing that no one will ever learn of it?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Complete
Ninja Football by existence555 reviews
One day, a random kid named Bob shows up in Konoha and tries to teach our favorite ninjas how to play football. Crackish, but not total crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
RFL: Roomies For Life by Unfunny reviews
Ah, roommates. One of life's kicks in the face. A particularly painful kick at that. I'd had some strange roommates before, but Bad-Hairline-Hippie-Boy? That was entirely a new matter. RenjixOC Rating:15 plus, mostly for language/innuendo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,654 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Renji A. - Complete
Issues with Itachi by randomqueenwilla reviews
An OC,Akira, is minding her own business when Itachi decides to kidnap her and make her join the Akatsuki. Funny semi serious. ItachiXOC, slight GaaraXOC Starting from chapter 7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 96,159 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Itachi U., Gaara - Complete
Naruto & Kiba's 12 waysto get kicked outta Walmart by CaityAndNaeHeartCookies reviews
What happens when two boys get their hands on a video camera. a reluctant cameraman and a trip to a poor, unsuspecting Walmart? ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Dominatrix Games! by XxFearTheFluffxX reviews
I suppose Sasori-danna will do then, yeah. He won't be as good as the rest of you 'cause he's still adjusting to his new body. Besides he's not as experienced as me, so I might actually have a chance to whip him. DeidaraxOC SasorixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
My Happily ever after by PerryRulezDaWorld reviews
Kakashi X OC Theyve loved eachother since they were kids and they are the strongest jounin in the village. Is that why Tsunade chose them for this mission The missions a fake? What happens when Kakashi fakes a mission to be with her? R&R ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke's horror by lilmissmay92 reviews
Sasuke said that he will kill his brother and will restore his clan. But does he even know what he had to go through just to restore his clan? Suck at summaries but please read!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Clouds and Moonlight by half.hakujin reviews
Companion to Sand in the Hourglass..collection of oneshots, GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Art is a BANG, un by stay.perfectly.still reviews
What happens when a certain artistic blonde becomes bored in the Akatsuki? [ONESHOT: DeidaraxOC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Cookies wearing Spandex eating Ramen by MrTobdara reviews
a random story with Gaara, Lee and Naruto, like i said, RANDOM! heheheheheheh mwahahahahahah
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Gaara's ABC's by Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl reviews
Teach your kids the ABC's the Gaara way!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Lemon Drop by Crystal Jaganshi reviews
For Valentine's Day, Temari is giving Shikamaru ... a lemon drop?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Ninja Instant Messaging by Kiwi-Kitteh reviews
What happens when Hinata signs in on NOL? 'Ninjas Online' This just proves why the Naruto gang SHOULDN'T be introduced to any I.Ming system. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Yondaime's Scroll by SilverCrescentMiko reviews
Yondaime's last words to his son...Ties into Breaking Point.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Silly Sue by Dark Nemesis 7 reviews
Kakashi deals with an unwanted MarySue.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2005