Eirtae
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Joined 07-14-02, id: 233558
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Greek Mythology.

Legolas and Gimli are lesbians together. So are McKay and Sheppard, but only on alternate Thursdays.

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Trapped As A Mary Sue II by o0-Key-0o reviews
May the butchering of the canon continue, in 'The Two Towers.' The faceless evil now has a name, and her plot is only becoming more twisted. New: Chapter 7!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,053 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 6/28/2003
Swept Away by CocoBeans reviews
Same ploy: Girl dropped into ME, meets Legolas, blah, blah, blah, but one problem: she's in the first hundred years of the Third Age. But will she be stuck in her Pj's forever? Will the Dwarves come kill her? And will Haldir go insane because of her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,075 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Haldir, Legolas
The Joke's On You by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! Credit to Echo for inspiring the notion of ‘Odd Couples.’ Joker Fred Weasley finds himself falling for the most unlikely person – will George let him live it down? Fred and a Hufflepuff, COMPLETE, post Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,722 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 5/12/2003 - George W., Eloise M.
Malfoy finds Jesus by herringprincess reviews
NOW COMPLETE An evangelical Christian preacher in Hogsmeade befriends Draco Malfoy. Contains jokes, smiting, and slash. What more could you want?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,347 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Half Lit by irishbrogue reviews
He was the only one who could have truly understood her.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Eowyn, Legolas
Harry Potter's Sixth Year in Bad Fanfiction by LargeMarge reviews
Trite phrases, overused plot devices, and other general insanity. Basically I'm making fun of bad fanfiction. So sue me. But don't really. Chapter 18 up! Tonks lays the smackdown on poor unsuspecting Harry, while Dumbledore has a bug fetish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,057 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Harry P.
Pax Romana by the original coda reviews
The other knights watched as Tristan began to drag the woman he called Isolde out of the tavern. It was unlike him to make an outburst. Was he bringing her to her home, to her family, or perhaps, to his bed?
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,973 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 7/31/2004
The Veil Can Wait by Backroads reviews
Since Sirius wasn't supposed to die when he fell through the Veil, he gets a second chance. The bad news: his body isn't available. The good news: Fudge has just departed, leaving a perfectly good and available body behind...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,067 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
Case Studies of Tragic Sues by Leelee5 reviews
Tragic consequences can result when a Mary Sue is not informed of the nature and laws of Middle Earth. These case studies will help prevent future accidents.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 1/10/2003
Smoke and Mirrors by Ryder85 reviews
Jack suspects Ethan did much more to Charlie than simply hang him, but finding out what prooves difficult when Charlie is less than co-operative. Please read and review.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Charlie
To Bulgaria and Back by egor11572 reviews
The summer before 6th year, Hermione is invited to visit Viktor Krum. Her parents don't want her traveling alone to Bulgaria, so they convince her to take Ron along. And we ALL know how Ron gets around Viktor Krum. RWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,908 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Mistletoe Incident of '76 by silver-sunn101 reviews
Remus' mishaps with the magical floating mistletoe, courtesy Sirius Black. One-shot, RLSB slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Please Remain Seated by aliarose reviews
A guy on a plane, a girl in the bathroom.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Charlie
Desire by British Child reviews
{The Ring attempts to seduce Frodo} - “You said that you would not harm a hair on his head – why leave him behind for Samwise’s fate! He is dear to me, and precious – yes, I forbid you to abandon him! We had a deal!”
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
A Glimpse by msnorris12000 reviews
What if 17 year old Lily Evans got a glimpse of one day in her future? Would that change her mind about James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Ataraxia by AmandaBlueGrass reviews
Finally! A Remus-centric romance set in the MWPP-era which doesn't involve Hermione, a time-turner or Slash. What it does contain is RemusOC, some SiriusOC, romantic musical chairs and the odd reference to Monty Python :-).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,866 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Remus L.
Chance, Coincidence, Reason by AmandaBlueGrass reviews
I must apologise, but I couldn't help myself. A Harry Potter-King Arthur crossover. Read at your own risk.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,583 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004
Shalott by MaySoFarAway reviews
The tragic tale of The Lady of Shalott, in the canon of the film. One shot, written on a whim. LancelotElaine, one-sided as always...or was it?
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
Vivica by frk-werewolf reviews
Changes are in the air and Draco discovers something about himself that will change everything he knows. (rated R for slash and sexual descriptions) Contains Veela!Draco, pairing: DracoRon [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,828 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Leaf Storm a Tale of Middleearth by Kida Greenleaf reviews
A story that was lost and left out of the Red Book: the tale of Legolas and Eowyn. A character sketch, as well as a what-if. UPDATED WITH CHAPTER 19: The Paths of the Dead are opening.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,402 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Legolas, Eowyn
A Push and a Pull by ReticentSurprise reviews
Marauders. Sirius and James make a mess of things, Lily and Remus don't do much to help, and Peter has a hand in it all. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2004
The Woe of Aftermath by A Darker Shade of Bright reviews
Remus and Tonks are more alike than they know, and when Sirius dies they begin to find healing in one another's arms. Rated for strong sexuality. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2004 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
And She Asked by Liebling reviews
‘In the midst of a war, one girl tries to find herself...and about the people left behind.’ Ficlet starring Parvati. War-based-type-of-thing. Spacing got messed up X
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2004
By the Lion Led by Random1 reviews
Edmund's adventures in Narnia and meeting with Prince Caspian have far reaching consequences. Very gentle slash.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2003
The Art of Stupidity by Lady Feylene reviews
Ron stumbles across a very upset Pansy by the lake, and does something very stupid. He tries to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Ron W.
Golden Temptress by Made of Stardust reviews
Grima Wormtongue's heart belongs to only one. But is this temptress the one we believe she is? [Grima's POV - PLease review!]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Grima W.
To Walk Away by The Musical Jedi reviews
Pre-TPM. A knight begins to question whether or not she deserves the title of Jedi Knight. Involves both original and canon characters. Prequel to An Anthem Deferred. FINE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 7/29/2003
Even Bad Wolves Can Be Good by Isra reviews
A Remus/Tonks fic. I think it's high time JK created a canon female character i can hook Lupin up with. It's Halloween, post-OOTP; Hot tea, red capes and other general musings can often lead to lordknowswhat in Grandmother's house.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Remus L.
Distant Echoes by Kiyral reviews
A large portion of the old Jedi Temple is discovered intact. Will Luke finally get some answers about the Jedi heritage?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Luke S.
Trapped As A Mary Sue by o0-Key-0o reviews
Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,621 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
Elf in a Cage by Inconsequential reviews
An Elf fighting in the Last Alliance is transported to a strange place, for some things which never should have come to pass have occurred, and things which should have been remembered have been forgotten...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2003 - Published: 3/16/2003
The Mall of Arda by Andy Longwood reviews
Welcome to Imladris, Middle-earth’s premier shopping mall. Please come in, look around, and try to restrain yourself from maiming me for writing such tripe. Based on a fangirls delusions, told from Legolas’ point of view.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Legolas
A Grain of Truth by TrinityC reviews
The truth behind the fairytale 'The Elf and the Warrior'. *Chapter 5* In which the Prince finally manages to visit his new friend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,691 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 2/11/2003
CYCLE OF THE SERPENT by B0LER0 reviews
A boy named after a hero. A centaur. A red-haired girl. An ill-fated novelist's grandson. A legend's bloodline. Forty seven years after the Triumph of the Order, a new generation attends Hogwarts, and an evil returns to plunder the land.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,044 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 2/25/2003
Gollum Mania! by Ahlmora reviews
Gollum has become the heartthrob of Middle Earth. Women desire him. Men want to be him. Enter if you dare. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2003 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Gollum, Frodo B.
Confessions Of A Mary Sue by Lady Silence reviews
FotR: The Movie, through the eyes of a really bitter Mary Sue. Because being a Mary Sue isn't easy. Especially when you're surrounded by perfect ones.. R for language. Finished
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,756 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Complete
Frodo Baggins: Lord of His Own Ring by ThePet reviews
*BOOK 1 NOW COMPLETE* Five shortarses, an effeminate elf, King Hobo, a scruffy wizard and a bloke with an enormous horn set out for Mordor...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 2/24/2002 - Published: 2/1/2002 - Complete
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Sides reviews
Sometimes [she] wonders if it wouldn't be better ideologically if her illicit affair was with Draco. DRABBLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Narcissa M., Ron W. - Complete
Oleander reviews
The tale of how the Oleander flower came into being. Features Aphrodite.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
In The Darkness reviews
A Frodo poem.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Frodo B., Sauron - Complete
Ensinë reviews
A general poem about Éowyn. Constructive criticisms and reviews are nice and welcome.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Only In Dreams
Sam has a dream. Warning: a little bit of slashyness, a little bit of het. Rated to be on the super super safe side.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
We Used To Be Friends reviews
Hermione runs into an old friend. Ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Hermione G.
Into The Unknown reviews
Yeah yeah: girl falls into middleearth. Takes place during TTT time frame. Possibly a Mary Sue. A strong likelihood. Almost certain.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Eomer, Eowyn
S E C R E T S reviews
After the Fellowship meets Galadriel, secrets are revealed. Short and hopefully humourous!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Adieu reviews
Vignette. Contains OCs. As the death eaters close in, a mother says goodbye to her family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Hermione G., Cho C. - Complete
Trouble In Shangri La reviews
AU centering around Saché. Saché is on the run from Naboo authorities, but why?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Leia O.
By Any Other Name reviews
Luke learns his real name.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Tomorrow reviews
Something has happened that Draco did not expect. DracoOC, nonslash, PG13 just to be safe. 1st fanfic, reviews are nice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Draco M. - Complete
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