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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

PS. I AM A FEMALE!!! Not a male. the only reason that my user name is Banshee-Boy is because that is the name of my favorite dog.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)


1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

The Perfect Man
Author Unknown

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love for you.

The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.

He has never made you cry
Or hurt you In any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name.

Raven's Waiter Outfit:

Q: What to Edward and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: their balls are for decoration

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!


If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever run into a wall, door, window, or people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob >D

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile

If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. (TO LATE!! lol)

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you're on with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile. (alternative rock counts right? lol)

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you've ever fallen off a chair backwards.

If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list into your profile

If you've ever had a random spazz out moment in the middle of class or a quiet room, put this in your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.


You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) -

Eagle's Cat Form:

Griffin's Cat Form:

Falcon's Cat Form:

Sparrow's Cat Form:

Raven's Cat Form:

This is how your link will appear

The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!

Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).

Take the most scientific Harry Potter Quiz ever created.

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Three by GemmaLisax reviews
In a world where there are two mates for your soul, what happens when one of them is light and the other dark? Bella and Edward are about to find out. Jasper/Bella/Edward, vamps, DARK STORY, some slash, rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,722 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
House of Wolves by NutzforLUTZ reviews
Jasper and Bella were the best of friends. At age fourteen, they were kidnapped by a crazy man. But what will happen when someone you love will do anything to find you? Two teenagers learn life's hardest lesson : love, of all kinds. M for adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,262 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Carlisle Pays While Bella Preys by andromida1964 reviews
Evil Bella has grown to be a very bitter scientist. She blames Carlisle for her past, being head of his coven. She will make him feel pain both as a vampire and a human. Will she let him go back to his family, when things go wrong, before he dies? MA C/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,744 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
New Moon: The True Story by Mariainthemiddle reviews
Victoria is still building an army, but there are no Cullens. Edward never came back. Takes place after Bella's cliff diving incident. She decides to try love with Jacob. Action. Bella, Jake, Wolves, Victoria, Newborns, Edward etc.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,264 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Hell's not so bad by moore8879 reviews
Story is in Jasper's POV. This is Twilight with a twist. Jasper and Carlisle are mates, but they always felt that there was something missing in their relationship. That is until the new girl comes to Forks. Is it an instant connection for the three?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,520 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Lunar Soul by megster1992 reviews
" aren't the one who chooses who you love." AU. Bellice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,426 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Monstress by Mystycal mysty reviews
Kidnapping the mate she's known was hers after Changing 17 years prior,leads to unexpected adventures chasing the preternatural world and those who control it.Izzy thought they knew a lot, little did they know… OOC J/B Fighting/lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 325,791 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Bred by MoneyTunes10 reviews
Bella's purpose in this world is to produce human-vampire hybrids…she is a commodity…this is her story as the chosen human to breed hybrids for the Cullens. AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,580 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
I will break him by Shiana Desu reviews
Zero is a young lordling, who hears about a pureblood male slave going up for auction. He already has two male slaves at home, but he wants one that he can break himself. Lots of R rated content, very kinky, but not excessively bloody. Yaoi. ZxKxAxA MxX
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,115 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Promise by kbrown85 reviews
Your MINE Isabella! You will be with ME, I'll make sure of it. We were meant to be together! I'll get you wait and see! We WILL be together forever!" he roared at me. "Yeah right! In your dreams buddy!" I scoffed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,484 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Fractured and Broken by Crushed Hale.x reviews
What if Leah and Bella lived different lives? If Leah was Leah Swan, average seventeen year old. And Bella Clearwater was 17 and the first female werewolf? Eventual Bella/Paul
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,330 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Leah - Complete
New Start by X-x-I-Quit-x-X reviews
Bella and Emmet are out hunting when Bella comes across a car wreck. She finds Baby Jasper, and decides to take him as her own. What happens when Some of the Cullens don't warm up to him as fast as Bella did?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Oblivion by coldnbroken reviews
Bella had been in darkness for months before she was brought to the light. She was Victoria's perfect little pet. Bella was sent to Forks and was surprised to find that the Cullens knew her. But Victoria wants her to kill them. Would Bella do it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,897 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The End Is Near by Edwardjustproposed reviews
And then Norman did the worst thing he could and would ever do.He suggested I go to the Biloxi Mental Asylum.And I have been here for 3 years. Bella has been without Edward and sees the only way out.Suicide.Who will break her out of this prison?AU.title
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Bella
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Playtime reviews
AU New Moon. Bella and Paul. Lemon. Super-hot. Gotta check this shiznit out. PLEEEEEEZZZZEEEEEE! There's a present at the end of it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Dearest Cullen Family reviews
What happens when the Cullen Family is yet again interrupted by a mysterious somebody peaking into their house the day of Bella's dreadful 18th birthday party? What if they don't tell Edward? What happens when they leave?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,114 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Bella, Jasper
A True Soul Mate reviews
Post-BD. With Alice finding her real soulmate, Jasper is now the odd one out. What will happen when he meets another child like Reneesme, but is part shape-shifter instead of part vampire? What happenes when she doesn't know until it's too late? J/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Jasper