Arydia
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Joined 04-22-10, id: 2336761, Profile Updated: 11-03-10
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Hiya people!

I like me some writing and reading!

Well, let's see,

I'm (almost) 16 years old, blonde and happy.

This makes no sense but neither do I...

Love ya all but my love most :P


Random Copy Pastes:

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I f you wish you could have a big brother like Emmett Cullen, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile.

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All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your

dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. (hell yea!)

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

He who laughs last didn't get it

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter

"I'm not afraid of death i'm afraid of something much worse... my mother"


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

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Come back to me by AnneValkyria reviews
Clary left Jace over a year ago and he has spent that time trying to get over her. Now she s back, but she s no longer avaiable . Or is she? AH/AU/OOC Rated M for language and other obvious reasons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,526 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Suffocate by hottygurl7 reviews
Edward and Bella are in their middle twenties, engaged, living together. When one small fight leads to a big blow up - can they kiss and make up? Or will they have to go their separate ways? Bella x Edward - All Human - Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Mate by Carlisle's Mate reviews
Set after Bella cliff dives in New Moon. But it is Carlisle who has returned to see if Bella is okay, not Alice, and he has a secret to tell Bella that has been harbouring ever since they met… Two-shot, lemon, Carlisle/Bella pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
You're Mine by arohalee reviews
"I'll do more than show you, Isabella. I've waited a long time to make you mine and make no mistake, you are mine" I growl at her. Rated M for some language and adult content, you've been warned! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Renee calls the Cullens by twilighterke reviews
“hello sweetie” I said, “is your mommy home? I want to ask her something”. I heard the girl yelling “mommy, a nice wady is on the pwone!”. Then I heard another voice: “Bella Cullen speaking”, I gasped: “Bella?”
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Renée, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Hunted by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Bella witnesses her mothers', fathers' and brothers' murder and narrowly escapes with her life. Dr Cullen takes her in when no-one can, but the horrors follow her there, haunting her. How does this girl know so much? What the hell happened to Bella Swan?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 153,807 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Enchanting Elements reviews
Bella has strange dreams after Edward leaves her. She is told she is a Wafe by a special girl. But what is a Wafe? And what happens when new people arrive? rated T for possible outcomes ExB R&R originally by I won't go home without you/ WeasleyTwiins
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,660 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bella, Edward