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Author has written 3 stories for Mass Effect.

Ok, where do I begin?

I am 18 years old and I hail from the forgotten drenched streets of London (and not the nice part either.)

Music: Paramore, Innerpartysystem, Lady Gaga, Hollywood Undead, Guns n Roses, Avenged Sevenfold, The Midnight Beast, Juliette and the licks, Robyn, Breaking Benjamin, Florence and the machine, Limp Bizkit, Slipknot, Disturbed, 30 seconds to mars, Rammstien, Marilyn Manson, The Killers, Damien Rice...there are more but I cannot for the life of me remember them :(

PEPSI MAX is my drink of choice. All you Coca Cola fans can GTFO you will never convert me!

Favorite Shows: True Blood, Misfits, Breaking Bad, Family Guy, Being Human, The Walking Dead, South Park, The Guild, Bottom, Game Of Thrones, Him and Her, Futurama, Will and Grace, The Sopranos, Community...etc

I would say my favorite movies but I would really be here all night, and let's face it you probably haven't read this far anyway. To name a few, every movie Tarantino has directed or wrote the script for.

Games: Alan Wake, Mass Effect 1, 2 & 3, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, Fable 2 & 3, Call of Duty MW1 & 2 & Black Ops, Fahrenheit, Mafia 2, Leisure Suit Larry, Oblivion 4, Bioshock 1 & 2, Kane and Lynch 1 & 2, Assassins Creed 1 & 2 & Brotherhood, Mirror's Edge, Sims 2 & 3, All the GTA's, The Darkness 1 and 2 (Hugely underrated), Dead Space 1 & 2 and Left 4 Dead 1 & 2, Skyrim, Max Payne 3, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, I Wanna Be The Guy, Portal 1 & 2, Timesplitters: Future Perfect, Futurama The Game, Minecraft, The Walking Dead...etc.

"She's got you thinking this is how you’re supposed to be. Well it's not. We're young. We’re supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We were designed to party. This is it. Yeah so a few of us will overdose, or go mental. But Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. And that's what it's about, breaking eggs! And by eggs I mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class A's. If you could just see yourselves... It breaks my heart. You're wearing cardigans! We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful! We're screw-ups. I'm a screw up. And I plan on being a screw-up until my late twenties, maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mother before I let her... or anyone else take that away from me!" -Nathan Young

Tumblr: (I pretty much just post random gamer shiesse on there, but hey feel free to follow, you might get a few laughs.)

Soundcloud: /bumblebeepixie (If you like fan-songs for games like Dragon Age and Mass Effect then feel free to check it out.)

Stories in progress...

Goodbye Thane (Hiatus)

Stories completed...

Kill Garrus Volume 1

Kill Garrus Volum 2

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Life in Dark by Cherry13 reviews
After the events of the past few weeks, Shepard and Garrus attempt to get their mission with the Reapers back on track. Instead, they find themselves entangled in the Shadow Broker's dark web. Sequel to "Insubordinating." A/U Rated M for violence/language/sex
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,791 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/4/2018 - Published: 5/1/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Horizons by jasminedays reviews
How do you begin again? Dusk and dawn, and the long night in between. M for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,674 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 5/22/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
The Girl They Called Jane by SuperFreak85 reviews
John Shepard gave his life on the Collector base to destroy it and save his team. Now the team must find John's sister and convince her to take up were John left off. But can they make a hero out of someone who never wanted to be one in the first place?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 121,000 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 2/22/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
You Have to Say It by Tacens reviews
Short episodes about the sacrifices you must make for interspecies love.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 8/7/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Just Haven't Met You Yet by Blitz Chick reviews
A Commander and a C-Sec officer discuss why their relationships haven't worked. What may have happened between the two during ME1 and ME2. You should listen to the various songs while reading. NOW COVERING ME3! WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD!
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,380 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 6/1/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Cracked Faith by skybound2 reviews
Not all wounds are easily healed, and some will always leave scars. This is a follow up to my fic "Broken Trust" and deals directly with the aftermath of the events in that story. It references NON-CON events in the past, and may be triggering to some.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,793 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 7/20/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Jack - Complete
Why Detective, You Shouldn't Have! by LibraMoon reviews
Shepard just wanted to drink the rejection away. Until Detective Chellick asked for her help. It wasn't supposed to be like this! Fem/ShepxGarrus Jealous Garrus, and mentions of onesided Garrus/Tali
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,290 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/19/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Closer to Home by WarlordFil reviews
Falling in love is easy-it's staying in love that's hard. Shepard and Garrus' fight to reconcile their cultural differences is complicated by family and foes conspiring to tear them apart. Sequel to "Where Angels Fear To Tread." Partial story only.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,699 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/1/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
The Long Way Home by Bugsie70 reviews
Preitor Gavorn isn't quite sure how he ended up on Omega, and Omega is the last place he expected something good to finally come his way. My take on Preitor Gavorn's back story.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,266 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 10/18/2010
Violence, Voyeurism and Vigilantes by efleck reviews
In matters of life and death, it's our journey to understand the universe, ourselves and those we care about that keeps us truly alive. For many that path includes love, loss, betrayal & violence. FemShepXGarrus. Covers time from ME2-3, flashbacks to ME1, graphic.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 203,062 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
We Were Heroes Once: Blood Diamond by december.s-flower reviews
After Shep goes missing, Thane finally find her. But she's not who she used to be. With only days left to live, she can't even remember her name. Will Thane be able to save her in time, or will he lose her forever? M for violence and sexual content
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Thane K.
A tribute to Chelley by kt2209 reviews
This is my tribute to the adorable WheatleyXChell Takes place after the events of Portal 2! Since so many people enjoyed it, I have chosen to continue my work! You know the rest Read, Rate, Review! If you have any ideas, tell me, I would love to hear! STORY COMPLETE. IF YOU WANT MORE IT MAY TAKE A WHILE, REVIEW IF YOU DO!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Masses to Masses 3 by iNf3ctioNz reviews
With Shepard gone and the crew disbanded, it should have just been two years waiting. Instead, Garrus and I face a new squad, a new station, new enemies, and a web of crime that's gonna take a hell of an untangling. Welcome to Omega. Welcome to Hell. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 66 - Words: 396,438 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Garrus V., Aria T'Loak, Lantar Sidonis - Complete
California King by gagewhitney reviews
They'd never had a room, a bed, to themselves.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2012 - [Daryl D., Andrea] - Complete
Just Beyond My Reach, My Assassin by Mismatch-lover reviews
What would you do if you were in the game? With her mind wiped clean, Narina soon finds out that it isn't just a game. With the help of the Renaissance Assassin,she uncovers the secrets that have been kept hidden for ages. Ezio/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 351,951 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
The Translation in Blood by MalayaKai reviews
Hannah Shepard and Turian Councilor Sparatus have a history that stretches back decades into the First Contact War. Behind Commander Shepard's life and trials, her mother follows her own path into fate and love and the strains of both. 2013 MassEffect Kinkmeme's People's Choice Award for Best Story Without Shepard as a Main Character. (coolest thing ever, holy cow)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,937 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hannah S., Councilor Sparatus
For All We're Worth by Mars Scriver reviews
"We've never managed, either one of us, to get all the way into life." Sequel to Worth All the World. Fem!Shep/Garrus Romance. Rated M for strong language & adult themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,321 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Where You Belong by WastedHeart reviews
After the events of the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC, Garrus travels to Palaven with Shepard to visit his family. Together, they must face the reaction of his family and the rest of the galactic community to their relationship. Sequel to Home. Post-ME3 epilogue now added! Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,933 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Loving Hate by Era-Age reviews
He had thought that she would stay with him, that they'd start their own family. However, that was all to be mistaken, for she left. Now the two of them are forced to confront each other as well as new enemies. Violence, lemons, and language, Altair/Maria
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 370,407 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Altaïr, Maria T.
Leave Me Dying on the Ground by Jack E. Peace reviews
Marty figures if he'd met her first, things would have been different. He's never really been a big believer in fate or destiny or all that bullshit but sometimes he can't help but wonder. Marty/Dana
Cabin in the Woods - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Complete
The Punishment by thepunishment reviews
Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,668 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
The Warm Abyss by MalayaKai reviews
Garrus does his best to get Shepard to let go and experience her first orgasm. Rated mature for a reason, graphic sex. MassKink meme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/11/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Always be There by Kulkum reviews
When the big night comes, Shepard finds her own doubts and dept to the galaxy forcing her to send him away. Regret is sometimes the most painful mistake to face. What does one do with a second chance? FemShep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,410 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 5/3/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
The Proposal by anonymous moose reviews
He'd been putting it off, and when he'd finally worked up the courage to ask, their quiet moment was rudely interrupted. Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Good Morning, Mrs Verner! by skybound2 reviews
There are four words that Shepard never thought she'd hear strung together in a sentence and directed at her, four words that will forever make her flee in panic and if she never hears them again it'll be too soon: "Good Morning, Mrs. Verner!"
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,158 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2012 - J. Garson, Conrad V. - Complete
Second Guessing by tarysande reviews
To be fair, Shepard probably shouldn't have been eavesdropping in the first place.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/15/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Dear Mass Effect by Herana reviews
"Dear Death, screw the rules. I have money. Sincerely, TIM" Based on dearblankpleaseblank entries. Is now holding its breath for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Welcome to The Family by TheRev28 reviews
After a very unfortunate turn of events, I find myself hip deep in the Mass Effect universe. Why could I possibly be here? How can one teenager and an unexpected companion possibly have an effect in Mass Effect? I hope I find out soon. T for language [As of 3/8/18, in the process of revising early chapters.]
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 166,956 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - [Ashley W., OC] Garrus V., Shepard - Complete
Just Right by Axelkin reviews
Garrus finds out he is in love with his best friend and learns how to explore his true feelings with Shepard. FemShep/Garrus romance. Added a prologue!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,044 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The Escapades of Shepard and Friends by inc4ssum reviews
Follow Commander Shepard as he and his Teammates, Urdnot Wrex and Garrus Vakarian, try and save the Universe while trying not to kill each other. A Collection of Snippets, Multiple Genres. Rated T to be safe.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Garrus V., U. Wrex
Interspecies Awkwardness Thing, Indeed by Vixen Argentum reviews
To Shepard, being with Garrus was worth the headache. Literally. Kink meme fill. Garrus/FemShep. Fluff with lots of biology humor.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Partners Like You and Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe, infamous Spectre Garrus Vakarian is resurrected by a shadowy terrorist organization. While recruiting a team for a suicide mission, he crosses paths with a figure from his past life-the Archangel. Fourth of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Contact by DiesAnotherDay reviews
Instead of saving the world from the reapers what if Shepard and Garrus had the priority of saving themselves. When they are now living as soldiers in the contact wars will hate and ignorance be there down fall. FemShep. Contact wars
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,071 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
The Most Interesting Man in Mass Effect by Made Nightwing reviews
Jacob Taylor is obviously the Old Spice Guy. But who is The Most Interesting Man in the World?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Zaeed M.
Waypoint by Mariah Kechum reviews
Post SSM. The Normandy is due to arrive at Illium for R&R and to celebrate Ashley's life. When Mommy Shepard and Daddy Vakarian enter the mix, Garrus and Shepard are caught in the middle of a microcosm of turian-human relations in Citadel space. Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,531 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Defrosting by FuchsiaMae reviews
GLaDOS finds Cave Johnson stored in the cryogenic freezing wing. She revives him, and they hit it off. Cave/GLaDOS, mention of Cave/Caroline in later chapters.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cave Johnson, GLaDOS - Complete
Boy Do I Love Sweating by honezuki reviews
Just when Chell thinks she's free to wash her hands of Aperture, GLaDOS regurgitates the smelly human result of their final revenge straight into her lap. M for language now, also for more interesting sins in the future.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,458 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
Aliens are Weird by KiwiDayDreams reviews
AU. Shepard and Garrus meet when they're much younger at the Citadel childcare center. Garrus has never seen a human before and Shepard has never seen a Turian up close. Shenanigans ensue as they both find out that aliens are really weird.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Omega Girl: Mass Effect by Santu-Malagra reviews
Dunai came to Omega looking for a better life only to experience the true harshness of the universe. Forced to sell her body to survive she has little hope. Will the strange Turian, Kamik Shrweik be able to save her? Or will he be her downfall?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,303 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - J. Garson
For Better or For Worse by Comrade Buttons reviews
One crew member didn't survive the suicide mission. Commander Shepard has a difficult time dealing with the loss of her companion. When the Illusive man proposes to revive their comrade, she fears not everybody will be happy about it. *Fem. Shepard/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,400 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Wanting More by RisuQ-theQissilent reviews
A relationship with a machine and human will always leave one of them Wanting More... ChellxWheatley
Portal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
Tension by DottoraL'Artista reviews
Caroline is trying to work, but Cave has other ideas. Fluff. One-shot.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Caroline, Cave Johnson - Complete
Ice Cream by x-Bademancer-x reviews
Wheatley just didn't understand why ice cream could make humans, particularly Chell, so happy. So, he decides to ask her about it. Oneshot. Major Chelley fluff. Core Wheatley, not human Wheatley.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Repent by Blanketspace reviews
A desire demon has infected Sebastian's very being during one cold night at the Chantry. His thoughts solely on Marian Hawke. As he struggles to keep himself in check, he realizes he isn't the only one. Filled on the K!Meme
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sebastian V., unknown 1 - Complete
I thought this was a dark, depressing mission by Noraque reviews
Who says all the stuff about Mass Effect 2 has to be 'darker' and 'grittier? Even on a dangerous suicide mission, there has to be some room for laughs. Some fun being poked at a few scenarios during the game. Please READ AND REVIEW!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,735 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010
Obligations by Blanketspace reviews
Fenris is taken to Anders clinic after a long standing battle with bandits gone wrong. He is taken aback by Anders dedication to his work and support on life. Leaving him questioning his own thoughts on the man himself. Random prompt fill on tumblr PWP
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Fenris, Anders - Complete
Bed Space by Strader reviews
So you think you've seen it all? You are wrong. I present for your edification my Dead Space erotica/romance collection, for your entertainment. God help us all.
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011
Shepard Loves Aliens by Ms Morpheus reviews
Oneshots. Kink. Shepard has sexy encounters with various Mass Effect characters: Nihlus, Tali, Wrex, every turian I can get my claws into... you get the idea. Final chapter: Garrus, darkly.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,997 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Garrus V., Nihlus K. - Complete
Abuse of Power by jhoom reviews
Garrus mouths off during a mission and Renegade Shepard will have none of it. Shepard uses her powers of persuasion to teach the turian a lesson. One-shot. Dub-con. Kink meme fill because they're so much fun. Rating for smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/22/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Kiss With a Fist by popehippo reviews
She fights and has a compulsion to destroy public property and the public along with it. He's addicted to cigarettes, sniper rifles and flipping off political figures. Together they fight crime while committing some of their own. In short: a love story.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,650 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Jack, Shepard - Complete
Good Vibrations by thepunishment reviews
Chell is cold and lonely. Wheatley decides to help. Core Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
Drunken Fun by jhoom reviews
While the crew parties at Afterlife, Garrus has a little too much to drink and needs Shepard's help getting back to the ship. But when they get back, is Shepard really just going to pass up this opportunity? Masskink meme fill. M rating for lemony goodnes
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
The Vakarians by jhoom reviews
Series of one-shots about the lives of Garrus, Shepard and their two adopted sons after ME3. Based on two OCs. My story "Shepard's Son" fits in with these one-shots.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Early by turian-renegade reviews
Shepard is in for a surprise when she visits Garrus in the Main Battery.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Sweet Dreams by jhoom reviews
Shepard's always had nightmares, so when Shepard starts moaning in her sleep, naturally Garrus wants to wake her up. Unfortunately for Shepard, it was hardly a nightmare. Now Garrus will have to make it up to her. Masskink meme fill. Rated M for lemon.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Anomaly Detected by Quickflicker reviews
When Shepard stumbles onto a planetary anomaly, old wounds are re-opened and the commander is forced to ask the age-old question "what if…?" Fem!Shep/Garrus. RATING CHANGED.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Sex and Other Vices, Love and Other Drugs by Serindrana reviews
It's six months after Thea Hawke sided with the templars to gain the seat of Viscountess. She's sure of almost nothing- but Anders definitely wasn't supposed to come back. Continuation of If Wishes Were Poppy Dreams. Hawke/Anders Rivalmance
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,153 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2011 - unknown 1, Anders - Complete
Masses to Masses 2 by iNf3ctioNz reviews
After two years with Garrus at C-Sec, it's finally time. Shepard's here, and we've got a rogue Spectre to stop, a Reaper to defeat, a missing girlfriend to save...in the only way we know how. With plenty of gunfire, one-liners and romance! Sequel fic. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 241,183 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V., U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Home by WastedHeart reviews
After blowing off steam with Garrus, Shepard gets cold feet. She decides they should just be friends, but how long will she be able to deny the depth of her feelings for him? Complete. Sequel 'Where You Belong' now up.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,962 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Awkward Start by Sathaeri reviews
For Shepard and Garrus, race doesn't matter. What does matter is keeping their relationship a secret... but when people listen in on conversations they weren't meant to hear, the main question becomes something else: will everyone else accept it?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Mass Effect Playa The Pregnant Saga by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
Shepard now has Five Pregnant women to deal with... his life just couldn't get any worse right? Sequel to Mass Effect Playa!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,275 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - J. Garson, Jack - Complete
Monster Lovin' by Klei reviews
There is really nothing to say about this except Fleshy Shadow/Grunt/Brute/Daniel. Written for Kinkmeme. Yes, Amnesia has a Kinkmeme. :3 Warnings for High Octane Nightmare Fuel and a bit of a cracky premise.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Daniel - Complete
By Any Road by orgasmicgratz reviews
A human and a turian find friendship in their childhood. His military career separates them for ten years, but one day she receives an invitation. Human/Turian OCs, Pre ME1 events
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,765 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011
Hired Help by vault of glass reviews
Charon joins Quinn on his normal trade route... and that annoying smoothskin is coming along. Fantastic. Charon/FLW - M for all the good stuff. Complete.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,115 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
Green by GreenRules95 reviews
'He wasn't jealous. He didn't get jealous. Okay so he extremely disliked the thought of Kelly getting cosy with Curtis as he watched them laugh some more - but that hardly meant anything.' Nathan gets an attack from the green monster. NathanKelly.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Nathan Y., Kelly - Complete
I AM KROGAN! And I am in love with a Quarian? by Biotic God reviews
This story focuses on Grunt, our lovable teenage Krogan! Follow the adventures of Grunt as he grows up with the Normandy crew, and wraps his head around the concept that he is attracted to a Quarian! Contains adult situations and violence. Grunt X Tali
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,644 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - U. Grunt, Tali'Zorah
Worth All the World by Mars Scriver reviews
Story of a great friendship between a human N7 trainee and a turian C-Sec officer. AU, because they're fun. Rated M for strong language and adult content. FemShep.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,557 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Shades of Night by Faerlyte reviews
Turian executor Pallin of the Embassy leads a simple life. At least he had, until he's ambushed with a stranded human female named Pilar. Now he's neck deep in a 25 year old murder mystery involving her parents and the Alliance Military's best kept secret.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,103 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008
Dirty Cop by SinceILeftYou reviews
He could have turned back at the galaxy map, turned back and asked Mordin for his advice. After all, that was the sensible thing to do. Instead he'd walked forwards to Joker. Alternate Sherrus romance scene.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Partners, Comrades, Friends by MitisVenatrix reviews
Coauthored by LunaMax1214. When the flirtatious warrior takes a hardened veteran under wing, both are left to wonder just who is being taught. A friendship fic with hints at something more, this is Teandra and Garrus' story, beginning on the Council steps
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,112 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Can it wait for a bit? by SinceILeftYou reviews
We all know what Garrus is really up to when he claims to be doing his 'calibrations'. Oneshot crack.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Joker's List by Made Nightwing reviews
The Command Team of the Normandy SR2 are sick of Joker's pranks. They make up a list of 182 things that Joker is no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Joker - Complete
Miranda's Biggest Mistake by FlyingSquirrel42 reviews
Nearly two hundred years into the future, humanity now travels across the stars - but spam, flame wars, and annoying internet memes still haven't gone away. Mild spoilers for Mass Effect 2. Rated M for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
Death by Snoo Snoo by Herana reviews
Shepard slipped up. Mistake. Fatality. And now TIM is wondering what to do. Dedicated to BumbleBeePixie, who left a review and altered my mind.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - J. Garson, Illusive Man - Complete
Ticklish turian by justsomebody2 reviews
an mk fill "Are turians ticklish?"
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Last Rites by pepoluan reviews
The thoughts of ALL remaining crews and some non-crews as they prepare to go through the Omega 4 Relay. Rated 'T' for some swearing and situations. Last Chapter is up – The One Who Loves Shepard The Most. Story is now Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,750 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Garrus Vakarian knows by SinceILeftYou reviews
READ NOW FOR A COUPON FOR 50% OFF FRIENDSHIP: THE MAGICAL PLOTHOLE CURE-ALL! Mary-Sue Shepard and Garrus both have feelings for eachother, everyone knows it, neither of them will admit it. Will a terrible tragedy forever part them or bring them together?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
First Date by WastedHeart reviews
Shepard brings Garrus along with her to an official council dinner on the Citadel but gets bored out of her mind. Mid-way through the evening she decides to have a little fun with her date...Rated M for smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Sick sick sick sick by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
A raider stakes out the claims of the vault girl and Charon, but for good or ill she catches something very unexpected..M for language, sex and some disturbing themes. Kinkmeme prompt.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Charon, Lone Wanderer - Complete
First Impressions Lead to Lessons by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
'Not more than a few minutes after we stepped out of Underworld I could tell she wasn't the sweet thing she pretended to be.' Charon/FLW Charon's POV
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,207 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon
Let It Happen by MayhemPoetry reviews
An old patient barges back into Jennifer Melfi's life and forces her to confront her emotions. Will she give in to him?
Sopranos - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Complete
Complications by WastedHeart reviews
Garrus tries to undress Shepard for the first time but ends up being completely mystified by her bra, cue much awkwardness and confusion. Originally written to fill a Masskink request.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The Garrus Vakarian list by LockDown reviews
People stuck on ships have to come up with ways to entertain themselves. Here is one such means of entertainment from the Normandy crew about our favorite Turian. G/T and J/EDI if you squint.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,063 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - [Garrus V., Tali'Zorah] - Complete
It's Damaged Cause by scooter13 reviews
Shepard can't sit still and Garrus happens to be a perfect distraction. PWP, hope you like! Very, very M!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Come on Big Guy by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
Fallout Kink Meme prompt, Charon is paid for another kind of 'service'. Rated M for sex and language. Two parter.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon
Superstar by Ananthous reviews
So I may have developed some trust issues over the years. And, yes, maybe worse. Try and blame me.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Lost Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe, Garrus Vakarian dies in the wreck of the Normandy. As C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard struggles to learn to live without him, a shadowy figure is arranging for his resurrection. Shepard x Male Turian. Third of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,891 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/6/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Two for the Price of One by DarkAngelLillith reviews
No one knew it, but Shepard was pregnant with Kaidan's baby when she died. Cerberus brought her back just as she was when she died.written for the kinkmeme
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,084 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Masses to Masses by iNf3ctioNz reviews
After a freak event sends me into the ME universe 2 years before ME1, I find myself working at C-Sec. As if dealing with serial killers, drug smugglers, and Garrus Vakarian wasn't enough, I need to work out why I was sent here, and I need to survive. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,397 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Executor Pallin - Complete
Bum Reviews: Mass Effect 2 by DinoJake reviews
The Bum saves the galaxy. God help us.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
That's My Thing by Cally Starkiller reviews
Stealing quotes...unacceptable! The crew will not stand for this as Shepard can't help but repeat what her crew says, for she has no 'thing' of her own.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - J. Garson
The Reason That I Laugh and Breathe by Ms Morpheus reviews
A different take on FemShepxGarrus. Shepard attempts to bridge the cultural divide and comfort the turian she secretly loves, succeeding in a way neither of them expected.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
A Conversation by John A. Connor reviews
Shepard and Garrus share some drinks and discuss their crewmates. T for language and subject matter.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Joker's Fanfic by ElfLord123 reviews
Joker rites a fanfic.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Of Stone and Sky by Selkit reviews
Of all the things Lady Aeducan expected to happen in her life, being banished from the Stone, living under the sky, and falling in love with a human were not among them. Fifty one-sentence snapshots of the relationship between two Grey Wardens.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Aeducan, Alistair - Complete
Take the Shot by Cally Starkiller reviews
Shepard tried to help Garrus with Sidonis. But Garrus wouldn't listen. "Damn it Shepard if you or he moves, I'm taking the shot." So he did. One-shot. Literally. eventual FemShep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Crossfire by fallenleeves reviews
After Zorya, Shepard confronts the man responsible for breaking the chain of command, and isn't happy with what she finds. Will her thoughts change when anger turns to passion? Can such a volatile combination even survive in the face of the Reapers?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,674 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Zaeed M., J. Garson
Mass effect Derp by PUNISHED VENOM ULTRA HYPER reviews
what happens when you completely disregard Commander Shepard? find out in this exciting comedy adventure!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
A Spectre in More Ways Than One by Selkit reviews
Garrus has an unusual question for Shepard. FemShepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Little Black Dress by Vulthrize reviews
It is just before Kasumi's loyalty mission, and Shepard is running around the Normandy in a tiny black dress. Ship productivity flatlines as everyone on board, even Garrus, takes notice.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
First Contact by UmbralTiger reviews
From two species at war to two individuals reinventing the idea of human/turian relations. We once again explore the budding relationship between Shepard and Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Allies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe, Council Spectre Garrus Vakarian is recruiting for a mission against a rogue Spectre-and his top choice is C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard. AU,2 chapters, Sequel to "Enemies Like You and Me," Second of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Cuz I'm Shepard by Cally Starkiller reviews
A series of song-fic oneshots. First one is 'whatcha say'. second one is 'Commander.' third one is 'In My Head.' fourth one is 'All The Right Moves'. Suggestions appreciated. Contains previous Kaidan/femshep relationship. Contains Garrus/Femshep.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Damn Fine Afternoon by skybound2 reviews
Garrus, Zaeed, and F!Shep encounter a fic cliche while out on a mission. This is response to a kinkmeme prompt and is NSFW!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Zaeed M. - Complete
Renegade Playground by Fluidfyre reviews
A story of vignettes following a renegade Myra Shepard. Prompts aren't chronological, deal with her choices, who she is, and the turian she could be falling for - god help her... / / The honest man must be a perpetual renegade.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 20,895 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Invictus by Fever Dream reviews
Jillian Shepard travels to Palaven in an attempt to convince the Primarchs of the Turian Hierarchy that the Reaper threat is real. However, after a PR disaster concerning her unconventional personal life, complications and cross-cultural conflicts arise.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,571 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Lemony Snicket's Mass Effect 2 by Shepard vas Lucky reviews
Mass Effect 2, Lemony Snicket style. A series of unfortunate events. Everyone included.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Metamorphosis by Ms Morpheus reviews
A sinister discovery compels Shepard to hunt down the Illusive Man, in search of the dark secrets of her past and the key to defeating the Reapers. Post-ME2, sequel to 'From the Ashes'. FemShepxGarrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,104 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Garrus & Shepard, Sitting in a Tree by Ploratrix reviews
Garrus is pleased to have some alone time with Shepard. Mostly from Garrus' point-of-view. WARNING: xenophilia
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Concussive Rounds by noobcake reviews
FemShep and Garrus vent their frustrations by shooting each other with concussive rounds. Contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
We Were Heroes Once by december.s-flower reviews
Being forsaken by everyone changes Shepard, and not for the better. A look at her darker, more sadistic side. M for language, violence, and nudity **Everything Mass Effect belongs to BioWare** CONTENT ABSOLUTELY NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 84,228 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Garrus V., Thane K. - Complete
Where Angels Fear To Tread by WarlordFil reviews
Death changes things. When Commander Shepard tries to tell her old friend what he means to her, she finds out that her own thoughts about him have changed. Garrus/FemShep. ME 1 and 2 spoilers. T for innuendo and cussing. COMPLETE. Sequel: Closer to Home
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,623 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Resolution by Vulthrize reviews
Post ME 2. Garrus knows that by continuing his relationship with Shepard, they will both face difficult personal and professional challenges. What he doesn't know is that most of these challenges await them both upon the Normandy's return to the Citadel.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,626 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Acceptable Loss by skybound2 reviews
In war - soldiers die. But when its someone you love...well, that's an entirely different story altogether. Originally written to fill a prompt for the Mass Effect kinkmeme. WARNING: Character deaths.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,662 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
I'll See You? by Cally Starkiller reviews
Shepard can't let her go. Not in the middle of battle. Not so near the end. Not when he finally got to know her. Miranda can't have that. "I'll see you Miss Lawson?"-Shepard Rated T to be safe. Miranda's POV.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Shepard, Miranda L. - Complete
Enemies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Paragade by Aural Winter reviews
Erin Shepard died a paragon. But by the time the Collectors were defeated, she had become... something else. A look at Shepard's shift into the red. Spoilers, some Shep/Garrus, rated for language, violence, and suggestive themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,433 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Confessions and Lamentations by Selkit reviews
Squadmates, friends and acquaintances react, in their own words, to the new turn in Garrus and Shepard's relationship. Because everybody's got an opinion. Fem!Shepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,181 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
From the Ashes by Ms Morpheus reviews
Phoenix Shepard has been resurrected to fight the Reapers, and discovers new feelings for an old friend. FemShepxGarrus. Inspired by ME2, not a strict retelling. Rated M for eventual citrus and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,896 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Guy Talk 3: The Bachelor Party by JaerWolfe reviews
The Guys get together for Kaidan's last night of bachelorhood...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Kaidan A., Joker - Complete
Big Mistake by Loup de Mer reviews
Shepard finds out what happens when you mess with Jack's head enough. Rated M for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Shepard, Jack - Complete
Confining Space by skybound2 reviews
Shepard and Zaeed spend a little forced time together while on a mission.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2010 - J. Garson, Zaeed M. - Complete
Wild Boys by Tea Diva reviews
Zaeed takes pity on Garrus' inability to properly word how he feels for Shepard and takes him out for a drink. A little snapshot into the canon as described in my fic, 'The Harvest.'
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Garrus V., Zaeed M. - Complete
Insubordinating by Cherry13 reviews
Sometimes, the past can come back to haunt you. Garrus and Shepard find themselves fighting for their lives and their love. Rated M for violence, adult themes, languages, and periodic smut. BTW, I love reviews, so please let me know what you think!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,849 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The Harvest by Tea Diva reviews
A month has passed since the end of ME2. Kaidan Alenko's surprise visit takes a mysterious turn when both he and Shepard vanish. Garrus Vakarian must track them down lest he risk losing her again. FemmeShep/Garrus -COMPLETE-
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,854 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
No Title by december.s-flower reviews
No story, no plot, no nothing. Just pure fluff/smut. FemShep/Thane More inside.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Thane K., J. Garson
The Real Disk Jockey by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
Stranded on top of an old satellite disk, are Vault Girl and Charon must get over their earlier argument. FLW/Charon. Pure Smut. complete
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
Omega by MitisVenatrix reviews
This is the story of a detective turned vigilante, and the woman who inspired him to right the galaxies' wrongs. Tells of the Archangel's fall on Omega, into the darkness and Teandra's arms... Set between Mass Effect 1 & 2. Coauthored by LunaMax1214.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,315 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Jacob love scene by YellowTruence reviews
You and I can both agree that the Jacob love scene was creepy right? well here is what I thought of after seeing that scene for the first time. LOL!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - J. Garson, Jacob T. - Complete
Guy Talk 2: Guys Shop by JaerWolfe reviews
In which Kaidan, Garrus and Joker go on a mission that tests their loyalty...to each other.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Kaidan A., Garrus V. - Complete
Vulnerability by Tree Wyrm reviews
WARNING: Contains spoilers if you have not completed Mass Effect 2. This story is starts at the two hours just before Commander Shepherd and her crew on the Normandy hit the Omega Relay. Garrus and Shepherd have become romantically involved.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,210 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Girl Talk by JaerWolfe reviews
Why should guys have all the fun?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Jack, Shepard
Guy Talk by JaerWolfe reviews
On the Normandy there is no such thing as a private life...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kaidan A., Joker - Complete
Trust by KSCrusaders reviews
Trust doesn't come easily to Shepard, but there is one person in the galaxy who has never let her down. Someone she trusts with her life, and gradually, a little more than that. FemShep/Garrus bondage smut, small spoilers for ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/23/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Threesome by Remenants reviews
FemShep/Garrus/Tali It's not what you think it is...honest. One-Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/19/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
A Friendly Chat by Kenyade reviews
Grunt and Garrus have a revealing conversation about tank imprints and the genophage.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Garrus V., U. Grunt - Complete
Creed of the Shepard by The Inner Hollow reviews
There's a reason Commander Shepard was able to interface with the Beacon on Eden Prime. When you spend the majority of your childhood strapped to the Animus, you'd be amazed who comes out.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 278 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Shepard
Fifty by Blitz Chick reviews
Fifty sentences about the survivors...supposed to be Francis/Zoey
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Francis, Zoey - Complete
Decisions, Decisions by Noraque reviews
The Mass Effect universe has many decisions to be made. But how many of them are important? Some random fun being poked at the inconsistencies of ME. No chronology. Please read/review!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Shepard - Complete
Vigil by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Alistair watches and thinks while waiting for his love to wake after defeating the archdemon
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Alistair, Tabris - Complete
Touch by Gia's Soul reviews
Shepard had demanded her crew to be allowed a temporary respite from duties from the council. They had been obligated to say yes, due to the most recent mission that had been forced on the Normandy. And what was the only thing Shepard wanted? Food, of course.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Garrus V., Shepard - Complete
Tram by Ayane13 reviews
ONESHOT LEMON. A scene in the middle of an in-game fanfic I was planning to do, but never got to. Just to clarify, Evan was a survivor he found towards the beginning. I was playing with that idea. Isaac Clark x OC
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Wish by idioticonion reviews
After Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, NPH finds himself lost in the countryside with nothing but a bag of 'shrooms for company. What he really needs is some shoes... Contains m/m slash
Harold and Kumar series - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009
all I wanna do by Elendraug reviews
everyone's a winner; sticks and stones and weed and bombs. dale and saul. slash. some spoilers.
Pineapple Express - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
By a Turian's Right Nut by chapellefan reviews
Wrex and Garrus have a little bet on who Shepard wants. LiaraxMaleShepardxAshley. Oneshot. Rated T for Sexual references, Krogan abuse, turbulance and random Asari gone wild.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
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Kill Garrus Volume 2 reviews
"That woman deserves her revenge, and we deserve to die." In this second volume of Shepard's tale she has two more people to slaughter before she can have her final confrontation with Garrus. Little does she know how bitter revenge can taste... Sequel
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 111,384 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Kill Garrus Volume 1 reviews
Kill Bill with a Mass Effect twist. Shepard, betrayed and left for dead by her friends and the one guy she trusted. In a tale of revenge Shepard travels across the galaxy looking for the five people on her list. Her biggest goal is to Kill Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,768 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Goodbye Thane reviews
Thane's life is coming to an end and everyone on the Normandy has something to say about it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Thane K.