JudgeJuryExecutioner
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Joined 04-22-10, id: 2336948, Profile Updated: 06-21-10
Author has written 5 stories for Assassin's Creed.

Hello, good morning, good evening, good afternoon...anyways, I'm new at this and I just write for fun. Yeah...Moving on!

Favorite Movie(s): Sherlock Holmes, Terminator: Salvation (2009), Dance of the Dead, Road to El Darado

Favorite Game(s): Assassins Creed I and II, Prototype, inFamous, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, God of War

Favorite Band(s): Rise Against, Skillet, Sum 41, Atreyu, Hollywood Undead, Scissor Sisters, Avenged Sevenfold, The Bird and the Bee

Favorite TV Show(s): Leverage, Supernatural, House, Deadliest Warrior

And the rest is a mystery cue suspenseful music

Though I do like quotes, how about some of my favorites, eh!?

"You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
-- Edward Flaherty

"I can resist everything except temptation."

-- Oscar Wilde

"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid."

--Jack Sparrow

Smart? Not really. Insane? Quite possibly. Unique? Of course.

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Game Over reviews
When a young girl wakes up in a strange place not knowing...well, anything really, how will she cope? Will Emma survive the chaotic world known as Assassin's Creed? Probably not. But her adventures are sure to be hilarious and more than a little painful.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Altaïr
Dying To Live reviews
A premature burial sets off a series of unfortunate events, and ladies and gentleman, this isn't a children's book. In a secret war, death is a horrible thing, especially if your the unlucky bastard who lived through it.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Federico A., Ezio A.
Stories reviews
If you give a man a blade, he will want training. If the man trains, he will become an assassin. A story Robert de Sable tells his son one night to help him sleep.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Robert de Sable - Complete
Embers reviews
A white ghost hovered at the door, almost like a soul wavering before the pits of Hell. For inside that room, the ghost knew was a man, more akin to a beast with the strength of his hatred. AltMal. I don't know what to do with the rating...really...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Vendetta reviews
Before everything -about six years before in fact- Malik and Altair were like brothers. And one mission would test those bonds. An unpredictable series of events lead them to the weirdest of places, most of which aren't shown on any map. Eventual AltMal.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Altaïr, Malik