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Author has written 16 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, Rugrats/All Grown Up!, Mighty Ducks, Victorious, Degrassi, Teen Titans, and Total Drama series.

Hello! My name is Jas and it's almost my one year anniversery to Fanfiction!

I love writing all kinds of stories and I'm so thankful to all my reviewers and readers and critics. You make me better!

My pic is for all my sweet little ferrets too.

Also, check out a very special comic called "Jack", it's a Furry that will really touch your hearts. Link below:

I also love ideas pm me bout anything!

I live in a world of Fantasy

So keep your reality away from me

I see what I want

And want what I see

And that is all

Okay by me

Itzah C. Kret

If you get a chance, Go visit my forum! Especially if you like my teen moms story!

Favorite Writers: R. L. Stine, Mary Downing Hahn, Carolyn Keene, Erin Hunter, Mathew Sturges, Gemma Halliday, Valerie Laurie

Favorite books: The books those people wrote obviously...

Favorite Animals: Wolves, ferrets, and all the really adorable animals that are now extinct because of poachers =(

Favorite quotes:

1.I still find each day to short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see-John Burroughs

2.Live out your imagination, not your history-Stephen Covey

3.Sometimes there are no words, no clever quotes to neatly sum up the day you just went through, sometimes... the day... just... ends- Criminal Minds

4. Light is the first of painters, there is no object so foul that intense light will not make it beautiful. Shine your light ;)

5. The worst mistake anyone can make is to be too afraid to make one.

6. In 20 years you'll be more disappointed in what you didn't do than what you did do- Mark Twain

7. Have you ever noticed that the saddest people have the most beautiful smiles?- Kid Cudi

8. Everyone's a genuis. But if you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believing it's stupid.

9. You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, and months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justyfing what could've, should've happened... or you can leave the pieces on the floor and move the Fuck on- Tupac

My quote of the Week: Anyone who thinks that sunshine is pure happiness, has never danced in the rain. ;)

Quote of the month: Honestly, I don't have time to hate the people that hate me. I'm to busy loving the people that love me - Drake

My #1 Life quote: What other people think of me is none of my business. What I think of me has everything to do with me, not them. - RuPaul

Sometimes I wish that you

Would pay more attention

to my favorite songs

Cause the lyrics they sing,

Are the words I'm to afraid

to say to you...

My stories:

Alvin and the Chipmunks-

Still Think I'm Crazy?: After 3 years in a mental institution, Simon comes back home for the Summer. Everyone's scared for themselves because their not sure if Simon's really ok. After he comes strange things start happening and everyone's terrified. Is Simon ok and everyone is just being parinoid, or is he back for revenge... (Writing)

Art of Murder; Hunt for the Puppetteer- Brittany's on an adventure as a FBI agent to catch a murder after Eleanor pretty much ditches her for another case. Now, Brittany's running across France in a race for time trying to find the murderer and keep anyone else from being killed before times runs out and she ends up a victim too! (writing)

Survival: What if one day you woke up and You were surrounded by Zombies? Well This is what happens to Eleanor and the others. For the next couple of days they end up searching for each other while trying to survive this undead epidemic and find a cure. Can they reunite? But the bigger question is, can they survive?

Journey to Nowhere: Everything is going great for the chipmunks and chipettes but there is something that always bothered Jeanette, and that was never knowing her family, epecially her mother. So now 16 year old Jeanette is going to go look for her family starting in Australia. But when the others find out they don't hesitate to go looking for her and end up traveling the world looking for her. But what happens when they end up finding some new friends on their journey that are not so different, cause everyone has a twin...right?(On hold...)

Ghost Whisperer: (This is part of a series I'm writing) Eleanor saves Brittany from dying and puts her own life on the line. But after a flat line and pretty much almost dying, she comes back with a very special power and isn't sure what to do with it. But then she figures out from a crazy and very eccentric phsychic what to do and must learn to cross the ghost over but puts her life in danger doing so. Can she do it or will an enemy from the afterlife try to stop her at any cost? (Writing)

I've Heard All This Before: Alvin starts having feelings for Eleanor but before he gets a chance to tell her he figures out she has a secret, but so does everyone else. There is what they call the Night world and An evil vampire named Cyrus whose ready to kill anyone who gets in the way of his plans. The others are all on different sides and Eleanor is confused and isn't sure what to do. Alvin decides he's going to do everything he can to save his love and the others. But only if he can save himself...

The Lost Chipmunks: There was never a chipmunk singing group cause the brothers never even knew each other! And the chipettes never met either. After being seperated at birth they all lived harder lives and are completely different. Alvin lives in a foster home just waiting to be adopted, Simon is a bully and always on the streets, Theodore is a rich snob, Eleanor is cold and rough and poor Brittany is all alone with a terrible secret. Can they find out about each other and change their lives or will things just get worse...

The Adventures of Underwood and Flinch (Chipmunk style): (This is based on the novel written by Mike Bennet) (Revising due to partner input...)?

Sonic the Hedghog-

Sonic Project: ... Link to characters-

Teen Titans-

Missing Links: Beast boy has always felt slighlty bothered by the fact he never knew his real family. After giving up on even trying to find them, he meets an eccentric girl kind of like him, but with a secret or two. Turns out, almost everyone has secrets and the people they once knew have changed, most of them for the worst. Bonds will form and Beast Boy might actually get what he always wanted, but he doesn't know at first that it will come with a price when the Dark League shows up. There is more to his power than he's ever realized and sacrifices will have to be made if he wants to save everyone he loves.

It's hard to wait around

for something you know

will never happen;

But it's even harder

To give up when

It's everything you ever wanted.

VicTORIous: (I'm into Jori stories, so expect most of them to be like that :P)

The Right to be Ourselves- When Tori and Jade fall for each other, things start getting complicated. They keep their dating a secret but Jade's still with Beck and Tori's willing to do anything to convince Jade to come out and leave him for Tori. But after a gay kid's suicide and a war between anti-gays and the Gay rights club breaks out in schools in their area, Tori decides that the only way to convince Jade is joining the club. But when Tori finds herself in an uncontrollable situatation with a crazy manager and a complete bitch who is out to desrtoy her, along with problems at home, she realizes she's slowly reaching a breaking point. Will she be able to get through this? Romance; Rated T.

Just the Way You Are- Sequel To 'The Right to Be Ourselves'. After going through a lot of hardship, Jade's still trying to be comfortable being with Tori out in the open. Things seems to be going okay, but there are still people who don't want them together. Jade's attitude and someone else's actions puts Tori in a position of fighting for her life in the hospital. Meanwhile, Jade finds herself gradually breaking under it all as she learns what they really meant to each other. But, is her new-found realization too late? Romance, Hurt/comfort; Rated T for violence.

The Way the Cookie Crumbles- What if there was more to Trina than we know? Something even her family doesn't even know? Something that could get them killed at any time? After Cat's idea for a road trip to search for a Beavcoon goes awry, everyone faces a night in jail. But, this one little misunderstanding brings up Trina's past. The police suspect her for being part of an organized murder! Now, Tori's going to have to search through the streets of Hollywood to find out who's really behind it all in addition to a lost-and-yet-to-be-find $3 million dollars. But with that much money on the line, Tori doesn't have much time to clear Trina and stop a gang from completing a hitlist which she just might be on! Rated T.

Kill or Get Killed: Tori Vega is the daughter of the richest drug dealer in the projects. She's the girl everyone respects, but hates at the same time. But still, everyone has to listen to her. But when it comes to the racial boundries, there's always a fight around the corner. There's one girl, Jade, who catches her eye. Strips her shields with icy blue daggers, and it makes Tori want her, even though that can never happen. But there's no denying the love there between them, and it's pushing, and growing out of control. But so are the streets and the gangs. Tori has to make a choice; kill or get killed. And when the things go downhill, people she thought she could trust, turn on her and murder seems like the only choice. Rated M for Violence, drugs, sex, and Ghetto.

I Think I'm a Werewolf!- (Might need OCs for this story, might not. Still deciding.) On an overnight camping trip, Tori is bitten by a small dog, or what she thought was a small dog. Now, she's changing. And by changing, I mean she's starts getting sick, craving meat, not sleeping, and being irritable and even trying to start a fight with Jade! Everyone's noticing and Tori would give anything to fix what's wrong with her. But soon, that becomes the last thing on her mind when she meets the other wolves and learns of their plans to get rid of the human race. She isn't sure how she feels about being a werewolf, but she knows she needs to stop the other wolves before her friends end up next on their lunch menu! Humor, Adventure; Rated T.

It's All in You're Head, Jade- Jade's been a real bitch lately. And it's all because of one person, Tori Vega. So, after ruining her friendship with everyone, Jade finds herself wanting to tell Tori how she feels. That she loves her. But a car stops her in her tracks. Jade is put into a coma for 10 whole years and eveything's changed. She's ruined the lives of the people she once cared about and learns they all forgot her years ago. But she still wants to find Tori, and tell her that she loves her, but it might be too late... Tragedy, Romance; Rated T. Morale- Never ignore a person that loves you, care's for you, and misses you. Cause one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize you lost the moon while counting the stars.

The Best Friend- Cat Valentine just moved in next door to Jade West. But she's telling everyone at school that her and Jade were best friends in third grade, problem is, Jade doesn't remember Cat at all. But that doesn't stop Cat. She insists on doing everything Jade's doing- borrowing her clothes and her boyfriend... Then the accidents start to begin. Cat swears she has nothing to do with them. She's just being a good friend. A best friend... to the end. Rated T due to little violence; Suspense; Mystery

Ghost Girl- Tori's always been the girl in school no one's ever noticed. Guess you could say she's invinsible, like a ghost. But this year she desides she's going to stand out and become popular and finally get the most popular guy in school, Beck, to notice her. What she didn't plan was her death or the fact she's part of the ghost half of the school now following the ghost code. But one part of the code is don't talk to the living, but they can't see her or hear her right? So it's just like her life. But then she finds one person who can, Jade, another student who's a goth and in her popular sister's shadow. Jade and Tori form a hilarious friendship and Tori breaks the rules to live the life she always wanted. But Tori's going to learn that even ghosts' actions have consequences too them. She finds herself putting all the other ghosts' future on the line along with her friendship with Jade when she messes up. Can she fix what she did? And is Jade falling for Beck, her sister's boyfriend? So much complication, but Tori's running out of time. Humor, Friendship; Rated T.

Hit and Run- Jori fic. What if Jade and Trina got into a hit and run? What if they kept it a secret from the others? How long would they last, especially when someone might have seen what they did. But maybe someone didn't see. Maybe, the person they hit is back for revenge! Trina and Jade have to try to keep the others safe from someone, or something, that's threatning them for what they did. Will they survive? Humor,Horror; Rated T.

The Wrong Cat- It's Jade and Tori's anniversary and Jade wants to do get special for her girlfriend but isn't sure what. After heeding some advice from Tori's sister, Jade decides to surprise Tori with a wild Peruvian Red-Haired Cat, which are pretty much illegal everywhere but the forest of Peru-via and Africa. Tori decides to send the gift back to the wild, but somehow Cat ends up being shipped across the world to the jungle instead! Now, Jade and Tori have to go to the jungle, looking for Cat, while Andre, Beck and Robbie stay home trying to tame a giant, pink hating, anti-male pussycat. Humor, Adventure; Rated K.

Pulling the Strings- Everyone knows how an old-fashioned puppet show's supposed to go. The puppets are all on strings, which is pretty much their lifeline, while the puppet master controlls every little aspect, carefully, using moving the strings to his whims. He does this so he's in control, because everything's so meticulously planned out, so the ending is his, for the puppet master to decide, and never the puppet's decisions. Jade learns of an old friend Beck, who's become rich. She decides to marry him and take half his money. All she has to do is keep control of the situation, pull the strings and manipulate him and his family to get what she wants. But the unexpected happens when she finds herself falling for Beck's ill and weak-hearted step-sister, Tori. As Jade starts to fall in love, she finds herself slowly losing control of the show she started. But now that she's lost control, there's two questions still unclear. One, who's in control of her little Puppet facade now? And how does he plan on ending it? Rated T.

Tori: Do I ever cross your mind?

Jade: No.

Tori: Do you like me?

Jade: Not Really.

Tori: Do you want me?

Jade: No.

Tori: Would you cry if I left?

Jade: No.

Tori: Would you live for me?

Jade: No.

Tori: Would you do anything for me?

Jade: No.

Tori: Choose me, or your life

Jade: My life.

Tori walks away, holding back sobs, and Jade runs after her and says...

"The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I'd die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Cute-ness :)

Copy and paste on your profile if you are a TRUE Jori FAN

Basically, I wished that you loved me

I wish that you needed me.

I wish that you knew when I said two sugars

I actually meant three.

I wish that without me your heart would break.

I wish that without me you'd be spending

the rest of your nights awake.

I wish that without me you couldn't eat.

I wish I was the last thing

on your mind before you went to sleep.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, cop y this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, krazykookiegirl, J'Bates-Forever, Periosha, Fruityferret

Parrallel Lines Have a Lot in common but They Never Meet.


You might think that's sad.

But every other pair of lines meet once and drift apart forever.

Which is Pretty sad too.

Month One-

Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.

-Month Two-

Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

-Month Three-

You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound do sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.

-Month Four-

Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl m fingers and toes, and stretch my arms amd legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

-Month Five-

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

-Month Six-

I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!

-Month Seven-

Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?

Every abortion is just..

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion repost this and tell his story.

I Finally found the courage to walk out of your life.

But Fuck it,

I forgot to take my heart with me :)


My Friend: Oh My God! That priest looks just like the one from the excorcist!

His Girlfriend: What do you mean?

My Friend: He's dressed just like him!

His Girlfriend: You mean... Like a Priest?

Look at the keyboard, it has U and I together. Look underneath that, it says JK. Next to that spells LOL, and ends with a :P

I THROW MY HANDS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING- OMG ARE YOU OKAY? Wow, sorry dude. Didn't mean to hit you. :S

Teen: Psh. Fine I don't care.
Mom: Give me your phone then.

ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGO WOTTARUTDIAIOA - Rolling on the floor laughin out loud and so hard that i nearly choke but i see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and im ok again

Edward isn't a Vampire. He lives in the forest, he doesn't eat people, and he sparkles. He's obviously a Fairy.

Doesn’t care if Charlotte is a warm, tender, loving, motherly spider. If she ever comes anywhere near me, she's still getting the shoe.

For men who think.”A women's place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that's where the knives are kept!

Today, my friend showed me that the word OK looks like a sideways person. Then I pointed out that QK looks like a ninja. I win.

You squeeze a lemon, you get lemon juice. You squeeze an orange, you get orange juice. So how come when you squeeze a cow, you get milk??? COW JUICE, PEOPLE.

Fuck This! I'mah go to Hogwarts now...

You don't get another Chance. Life is no Nintendo Game- Eminem, Love the Way you Lie

When we read and write we become superheroes, sport stars, mermaids, Angels, grown-ups and Crazy Creatures

Someone told me you can't live without love but... I think oxygen is pretty important...?

LAUGH! it's Cheap medicine ;P

Smile and do things for yourself.

I used to think people opinions were what made my life an existence and important for me so I could change and be perfect. But then I realised, what other's think of me is none of my business. I have to live for me, and no one else.

If you want me, let me know ;)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

" There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

The One Law Of Friendship: Never make your friend feel lonely... So disturb them as much as you can :D

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

42 Things to do in an Elevator

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, gri nning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.

17 things you can do to make your life worth while

1. Take chances

2. Tell the truth

3. Date some totally wrong for you

4. Say no

5. Spend all you're cash

6. Get to know someone random

7. Be Random

8. Say I love you

9. Sing out Loud

10. Laugh at stupid jokes

11. Cry

12. Apologize

13. Tell someone how much you mean to them

14. Tell a jerk what you think

15. Laugh until your stomach hurts

16. Live Life

17. Regret Nothing

You're Too Big a Harry Potter Fan when...

You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"

You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible

Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 5, 6, and 7 in your hands.

You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions

You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

You yell into the "tellyfone."

You get extraordinarily emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".

Despite being an American, you use the word "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.

You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

You name all of your pets after HP characters.

You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books.

You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about.

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences.

You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving

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Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you're against child abuse, re-post this

Put an X if you have done these things

x You've run into a glass/screen door.

x You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
x You have run into a tree/bush.

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

x You have tried to lick your elbow

x You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little _Star have the same tune.

x You just tried to sing them

x You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

x You have accidentally caught something on fire

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

You have caught yourself drooling.

x You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.

Sometimes you just stop thinking.

You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug

x You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

You’ve ever stapled your hand
x You break a lot of things.

Your friends know not to use big words around you.
x You tilt your head when you're confused.

x You have fallen out of your chair before.

x When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

x The word 'um' is used many times a day

This profile thingy- mcjiggie is fun!

The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night.The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people than you think. Copy and paste this if you're against bullying.

And now lets see how many stupid things I've done!!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (You know, it's funny when it happens to somebody else, but when it happens to you...yeah...)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (golf cart)
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it (Can you say Funner? Yes. Therefore it is a word.)
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. ( I never thought about it until I saw this!)
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Oh, wow. That's a lot. fifty out of one hundred! :D

A Morale to remember-

"Dear God, why don't you stop war, and kids killing kids and hunger?" -Timmy

"Dear Timmy, why should I stop people from doing something, when they are perfectly capable of stopping themselves?" -God

Repost if you think we have the power to do so.

What is Life?

Life is an opportunity, …. benefit from it.
Life is beauty, …. admire it.
Life is bliss, …. taste it.
Life is a dream, …. realize it.
Life is a challenge, …. meet it.
Life is a duty, …. complete it.
Life is a game, …. play it.
Life is a promise, …. fulfill it
Life is sorrow, …. overcome it.
Life is a song, …. sing it.
Life is a struggle, …. accept it.
Life is a tragedy…. confront it.
Life is an adventure, …. dare it.
Life is luck, …. make it.
Life is too precious, …. do not destroy it.
Life is life, …. fight for it

Friend: Will help me when I'm lost.
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Best Friend: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Best Friend: Will point and laugh cause she tripped me.

Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying ''Dang we screwed up!''

Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Best Friend: Will help me kidnap the band.

Friend: Call my parents ''Mr'' or ''Mrs''
Best Friend:Call my parents ''Mom'' or ''Dad''

Friend: Ask me for my number.
Best Friend: Ask me for her number.

Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade.
Best Friends: Are FOREVER.

FRIENDS Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN GIRL RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

Things that annoy me like crazy and what I do about it:

1.Slow people

Leave them behind.

2. Boring People

Ignore and turn on my Ipod.

3.Stupid People

Recommend them to read a book and leave me alone.

4.Stupid Questions

I recommend wikipedia.

5.People who constantly talk about Twilight

I can't awnser that one...


Stay away from it

7.People that admit they have a problem but don't do anyhting about it and complain about it

Tell them to shut up and do something or just stop talking about it


Carry bug spray with me.

9.Persistent Salesmen who keep calling

Block their numbers.

10.Persistent Salesmen who keep coming to my door.

Turn my dog on them. Perks on having a German Shepherd=).

Also, Thanks to all my readers and supporters. I have been told since I was eight to wright stories and I'm glad I am.

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Thursday reviews
Seventeen year-old Tori Vega has finally met her soul-mate. The only problem? She's only 9 years-old... Jori AU.
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Ivory Pieces reviews
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Tori knows the only way Jade is going to be happy is if she admits to everyone she is gay. She plans on getting Jade to admit her feelings even if it ruins them both. Hey, maybe that new gay rights club in Hollywood Arts will be her end answer? Then again, maybe it's just the start of her problems...
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Remember Me reviews
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Teen Moms Make it Look Easy reviews
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One Among The Sleepless reviews
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Black&White reviews
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Suicide For Hire reviews
Ever wanted to kill yourself, but to afraid to do go through with it? Call Suicide For Hire! Beck and Andre have found the perfect way to make money, but when their new friends start pushing the boundaries, they wonder just how much they'll get away with?
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GW: Ghost Whispers reviews
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Life as We Know It reviews
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Witch's Inn reviews
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Ghost Whisperer: The Beginning reviews
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