Author has written 16 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, Rugrats/All Grown Up!, Mighty Ducks, Victorious, Degrassi, Teen Titans, and Total Drama series.
Hello! My name is Jas and it's almost my one year anniversery to Fanfiction!
I love writing all kinds of stories and I'm so thankful to all my reviewers and readers and critics. You make me better!
My pic is for all my sweet little ferrets too.
Also, check out a very special comic called "Jack", it's a Furry that will really touch your hearts. Link below:
I also love ideas pm me bout anything!
I live in a world of Fantasy
So keep your reality away from me
I see what I want
And want what I see
And that is all
Okay by me
Itzah C. Kret
If you get a chance, Go visit my forum! Especially if you like my teen moms story!
Favorite Writers: R. L. Stine, Mary Downing Hahn, Carolyn Keene, Erin Hunter, Mathew Sturges, Gemma Halliday, Valerie Laurie
Favorite books: The books those people wrote obviously...
Favorite Animals: Wolves, ferrets, and all the really adorable animals that are now extinct because of poachers =(
1.I still find each day to short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see-John Burroughs
2.Live out your imagination, not your history-Stephen Covey
3.Sometimes there are no words, no clever quotes to neatly sum up the day you just went through, sometimes... the day... just... ends- Criminal Minds
4. Light is the first of painters, there is no object so foul that intense light will not make it beautiful. Shine your light ;)
5. The worst mistake anyone can make is to be too afraid to make one.
6. In 20 years you'll be more disappointed in what you didn't do than what you did do- Mark Twain
7. Have you ever noticed that the saddest people have the most beautiful smiles?- Kid Cudi
8. Everyone's a genuis. But if you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believing it's stupid.
9. You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, and months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justyfing what could've, should've happened... or you can leave the pieces on the floor and move the Fuck on- Tupac
My quote of the Week: Anyone who thinks that sunshine is pure happiness, has never danced in the rain. ;)
Quote of the month: Honestly, I don't have time to hate the people that hate me. I'm to busy loving the people that love me - Drake
My #1 Life quote: What other people think of me is none of my business. What I think of me has everything to do with me, not them. - RuPaul
Sometimes I wish that you
Would pay more attention
to my favorite songs
Cause the lyrics they sing,
Are the words I'm to afraid
to say to you...
Alvin and the Chipmunks-
Still Think I'm Crazy?: After 3 years in a mental institution, Simon comes back home for the Summer. Everyone's scared for themselves because their not sure if Simon's really ok. After he comes strange things start happening and everyone's terrified. Is Simon ok and everyone is just being parinoid, or is he back for revenge... (Writing)
Art of Murder; Hunt for the Puppetteer- Brittany's on an adventure as a FBI agent to catch a murder after Eleanor pretty much ditches her for another case. Now, Brittany's running across France in a race for time trying to find the murderer and keep anyone else from being killed before times runs out and she ends up a victim too! (writing)
Survival: What if one day you woke up and You were surrounded by Zombies? Well This is what happens to Eleanor and the others. For the next couple of days they end up searching for each other while trying to survive this undead epidemic and find a cure. Can they reunite? But the bigger question is, can they survive?
Journey to Nowhere: Everything is going great for the chipmunks and chipettes but there is something that always bothered Jeanette, and that was never knowing her family, epecially her mother. So now 16 year old Jeanette is going to go look for her family starting in Australia. But when the others find out they don't hesitate to go looking for her and end up traveling the world looking for her. But what happens when they end up finding some new friends on their journey that are not so different, cause everyone has a twin...right?(On hold...)
Ghost Whisperer: (This is part of a series I'm writing) Eleanor saves Brittany from dying and puts her own life on the line. But after a flat line and pretty much almost dying, she comes back with a very special power and isn't sure what to do with it. But then she figures out from a crazy and very eccentric phsychic what to do and must learn to cross the ghost over but puts her life in danger doing so. Can she do it or will an enemy from the afterlife try to stop her at any cost? (Writing)
I've Heard All This Before: Alvin starts having feelings for Eleanor but before he gets a chance to tell her he figures out she has a secret, but so does everyone else. There is what they call the Night world and An evil vampire named Cyrus whose ready to kill anyone who gets in the way of his plans. The others are all on different sides and Eleanor is confused and isn't sure what to do. Alvin decides he's going to do everything he can to save his love and the others. But only if he can save himself...
The Lost Chipmunks: There was never a chipmunk singing group cause the brothers never even knew each other! And the chipettes never met either. After being seperated at birth they all lived harder lives and are completely different. Alvin lives in a foster home just waiting to be adopted, Simon is a bully and always on the streets, Theodore is a rich snob, Eleanor is cold and rough and poor Brittany is all alone with a terrible secret. Can they find out about each other and change their lives or will things just get worse...
The Adventures of Underwood and Flinch (Chipmunk style): (This is based on the novel written by Mike Bennet) (Revising due to partner input...)?
Sonic the Hedghog-
Missing Links: Beast boy has always felt slighlty bothered by the fact he never knew his real family. After giving up on even trying to find them, he meets an eccentric girl kind of like him, but with a secret or two. Turns out, almost everyone has secrets and the people they once knew have changed, most of them for the worst. Bonds will form and Beast Boy might actually get what he always wanted, but he doesn't know at first that it will come with a price when the Dark League shows up. There is more to his power than he's ever realized and sacrifices will have to be made if he wants to save everyone he loves.
It's hard to wait around
for something you know
will never happen;
But it's even harder
To give up when
It's everything you ever wanted.
VicTORIous: (I'm into Jori stories, so expect most of them to be like that :P)
The Right to be Ourselves- When Tori and Jade fall for each other, things start getting complicated. They keep their dating a secret but Jade's still with Beck and Tori's willing to do anything to convince Jade to come out and leave him for Tori. But after a gay kid's suicide and a war between anti-gays and the Gay rights club breaks out in schools in their area, Tori decides that the only way to convince Jade is joining the club. But when Tori finds herself in an uncontrollable situatation with a crazy manager and a complete bitch who is out to desrtoy her, along with problems at home, she realizes she's slowly reaching a breaking point. Will she be able to get through this? Romance; Rated T.
Just the Way You Are- Sequel To 'The Right to Be Ourselves'. After going through a lot of hardship, Jade's still trying to be comfortable being with Tori out in the open. Things seems to be going okay, but there are still people who don't want them together. Jade's attitude and someone else's actions puts Tori in a position of fighting for her life in the hospital. Meanwhile, Jade finds herself gradually breaking under it all as she learns what they really meant to each other. But, is her new-found realization too late? Romance, Hurt/comfort; Rated T for violence.
The Way the Cookie Crumbles- What if there was more to Trina than we know? Something even her family doesn't even know? Something that could get them killed at any time? After Cat's idea for a road trip to search for a Beavcoon goes awry, everyone faces a night in jail. But, this one little misunderstanding brings up Trina's past. The police suspect her for being part of an organized murder! Now, Tori's going to have to search through the streets of Hollywood to find out who's really behind it all in addition to a lost-and-yet-to-be-find $3 million dollars. But with that much money on the line, Tori doesn't have much time to clear Trina and stop a gang from completing a hitlist which she just might be on! Rated T.
Kill or Get Killed: Tori Vega is the daughter of the richest drug dealer in the projects. She's the girl everyone respects, but hates at the same time. But still, everyone has to listen to her. But when it comes to the racial boundries, there's always a fight around the corner. There's one girl, Jade, who catches her eye. Strips her shields with icy blue daggers, and it makes Tori want her, even though that can never happen. But there's no denying the love there between them, and it's pushing, and growing out of control. But so are the streets and the gangs. Tori has to make a choice; kill or get killed. And when the things go downhill, people she thought she could trust, turn on her and murder seems like the only choice. Rated M for Violence, drugs, sex, and Ghetto.
I Think I'm a Werewolf!- (Might need OCs for this story, might not. Still deciding.) On an overnight camping trip, Tori is bitten by a small dog, or what she thought was a small dog. Now, she's changing. And by changing, I mean she's starts getting sick, craving meat, not sleeping, and being irritable and even trying to start a fight with Jade! Everyone's noticing and Tori would give anything to fix what's wrong with her. But soon, that becomes the last thing on her mind when she meets the other wolves and learns of their plans to get rid of the human race. She isn't sure how she feels about being a werewolf, but she knows she needs to stop the other wolves before her friends end up next on their lunch menu! Humor, Adventure; Rated T.
It's All in You're Head, Jade- Jade's been a real bitch lately. And it's all because of one person, Tori Vega. So, after ruining her friendship with everyone, Jade finds herself wanting to tell Tori how she feels. That she loves her. But a car stops her in her tracks. Jade is put into a coma for 10 whole years and eveything's changed. She's ruined the lives of the people she once cared about and learns they all forgot her years ago. But she still wants to find Tori, and tell her that she loves her, but it might be too late... Tragedy, Romance; Rated T. Morale- Never ignore a person that loves you, care's for you, and misses you. Cause one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize you lost the moon while counting the stars.
The Best Friend- Cat Valentine just moved in next door to Jade West. But she's telling everyone at school that her and Jade were best friends in third grade, problem is, Jade doesn't remember Cat at all. But that doesn't stop Cat. She insists on doing everything Jade's doing- borrowing her clothes and her boyfriend... Then the accidents start to begin. Cat swears she has nothing to do with them. She's just being a good friend. A best friend... to the end. Rated T due to little violence; Suspense; Mystery
Ghost Girl- Tori's always been the girl in school no one's ever noticed. Guess you could say she's invinsible, like a ghost. But this year she desides she's going to stand out and become popular and finally get the most popular guy in school, Beck, to notice her. What she didn't plan was her death or the fact she's part of the ghost half of the school now following the ghost code. But one part of the code is don't talk to the living, but they can't see her or hear her right? So it's just like her life. But then she finds one person who can, Jade, another student who's a goth and in her popular sister's shadow. Jade and Tori form a hilarious friendship and Tori breaks the rules to live the life she always wanted. But Tori's going to learn that even ghosts' actions have consequences too them. She finds herself putting all the other ghosts' future on the line along with her friendship with Jade when she messes up. Can she fix what she did? And is Jade falling for Beck, her sister's boyfriend? So much complication, but Tori's running out of time. Humor, Friendship; Rated T.
Hit and Run- Jori fic. What if Jade and Trina got into a hit and run? What if they kept it a secret from the others? How long would they last, especially when someone might have seen what they did. But maybe someone didn't see. Maybe, the person they hit is back for revenge! Trina and Jade have to try to keep the others safe from someone, or something, that's threatning them for what they did. Will they survive? Humor,Horror; Rated T.
The Wrong Cat- It's Jade and Tori's anniversary and Jade wants to do get special for her girlfriend but isn't sure what. After heeding some advice from Tori's sister, Jade decides to surprise Tori with a wild Peruvian Red-Haired Cat, which are pretty much illegal everywhere but the forest of Peru-via and Africa. Tori decides to send the gift back to the wild, but somehow Cat ends up being shipped across the world to the jungle instead! Now, Jade and Tori have to go to the jungle, looking for Cat, while Andre, Beck and Robbie stay home trying to tame a giant, pink hating, anti-male pussycat. Humor, Adventure; Rated K.
Pulling the Strings- Everyone knows how an old-fashioned puppet show's supposed to go. The puppets are all on strings, which is pretty much their lifeline, while the puppet master controlls every little aspect, carefully, using moving the strings to his whims. He does this so he's in control, because everything's so meticulously planned out, so the ending is his, for the puppet master to decide, and never the puppet's decisions. Jade learns of an old friend Beck, who's become rich. She decides to marry him and take half his money. All she has to do is keep control of the situation, pull the strings and manipulate him and his family to get what she wants. But the unexpected happens when she finds herself falling for Beck's ill and weak-hearted step-sister, Tori. As Jade starts to fall in love, she finds herself slowly losing control of the show she started. But now that she's lost control, there's two questions still unclear. One, who's in control of her little Puppet facade now? And how does he plan on ending it? Rated T.
Tori: Do I ever cross your mind?
Tori: Do you like me?
Jade: Not Really.
Tori: Do you want me?
Tori: Would you cry if I left?
Tori: Would you live for me?
Tori: Would you do anything for me?
Tori: Choose me, or your life
Jade: My life.
Tori walks away, holding back sobs, and Jade runs after her and says...
"The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I'd die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
Copy and paste on your profile if you are a TRUE Jori FAN
Basically, I wished that you loved me
I wish that you needed me.
I wish that you knew when I said two sugars
I actually meant three.
I wish that without me your heart would break.
I wish that without me you'd be spending
the rest of your nights awake.
I wish that without me you couldn't eat.
I wish I was the last thing
on your mind before you went to sleep.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, cop y this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, krazykookiegirl, J'Bates-Forever, Periosha, Fruityferret
Parrallel Lines Have a Lot in common but They Never Meet.
You might think that's sad.
But every other pair of lines meet once and drift apart forever.
Which is Pretty sad too.
Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.
Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.
You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound do sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.
Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl m fingers and toes, and stretch my arms amd legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!
Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?
Every abortion is just..
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If your against abortion repost this and tell his story.
I Finally found the courage to walk out of your life.
But Fuck it,
I forgot to take my heart with me :)
THE ABSOLUTE BEST PART OF THE REALLY AWFUL HORROR MOVIE REMAKE OF THE EXCORCIST-
My Friend: Oh My God! That priest looks just like the one from the excorcist!
His Girlfriend: What do you mean?
My Friend: He's dressed just like him!
His Girlfriend: You mean... Like a Priest?
Look at the keyboard, it has U and I together. Look underneath that, it says JK. Next to that spells LOL, and ends with a :P
I THROW MY HANDS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING- OMG ARE YOU OKAY? Wow, sorry dude. Didn't mean to hit you. :S
Mom: YOUR GROUNDED.
ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGO WOTTARUTDIAIOA - Rolling on the floor laughin out loud and so hard that i nearly choke but i see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and im ok again
Edward isn't a Vampire. He lives in the forest, he doesn't eat people, and he sparkles. He's obviously a Fairy.
Doesn’t care if Charlotte is a warm, tender, loving, motherly spider. If she ever comes anywhere near me, she's still getting the shoe.
For men who think.”A women's place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that's where the knives are kept!
Today, my friend showed me that the word OK looks like a sideways person. Then I pointed out that QK looks like a ninja. I win.
You squeeze a lemon, you get lemon juice. You squeeze an orange, you get orange juice. So how come when you squeeze a cow, you get milk??? COW JUICE, PEOPLE.
Fuck This! I'mah go to Hogwarts now...
You don't get another Chance. Life is no Nintendo Game- Eminem, Love the Way you Lie
When we read and write we become superheroes, sport stars, mermaids, Angels, grown-ups and Crazy Creatures
Someone told me you can't live without love but... I think oxygen is pretty important...?
LAUGH! it's Cheap medicine ;P
Smile and do things for yourself.
I used to think people opinions were what made my life an existence and important for me so I could change and be perfect. But then I realised, what other's think of me is none of my business. I have to live for me, and no one else.
If you want me, let me know ;)
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
" There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
The One Law Of Friendship: Never make your friend feel lonely... So disturb them as much as you can :D
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
42 Things to do in an Elevator
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
17 things you can do to make your life worth while
1. Take chances
2. Tell the truth
3. Date some totally wrong for you
4. Say no
5. Spend all you're cash
6. Get to know someone random
7. Be Random
8. Say I love you
9. Sing out Loud
10. Laugh at stupid jokes
13. Tell someone how much you mean to them
14. Tell a jerk what you think
15. Laugh until your stomach hurts
16. Live Life
17. Regret Nothing
You're Too Big a Harry Potter Fan when...
You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.
You call your least favorite teacher Snape.
Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.
You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.
You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.
You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)
You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.
You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.
You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"
You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible
Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!
You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 5, 6, and 7 in your hands.
You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions
You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.
When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.
You yell into the "tellyfone."
You get extraordinarily emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".
Despite being an American, you use the word "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.
You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).
You name all of your pets after HP characters.
You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books.
You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about.
You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences.
You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving
THE MORSE CODE :
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
Her dad was a drunk
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you're against child abuse, re-post this
Put an X if you have done these things
x You've run into a glass/screen door.
x You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
x You have tried to lick your elbow
x You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little _Star have the same tune.
x You just tried to sing them
x You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
x You have accidentally caught something on fire
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
You have caught yourself drooling.
x You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.
Sometimes you just stop thinking.
You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
You have eaten a bug
x You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
You’ve ever stapled your hand
Your friends know not to use big words around you.
x You have fallen out of your chair before.
x When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
x The word 'um' is used many times a day
This profile thingy- mcjiggie is fun!
The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night.The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people than you think. Copy and paste this if you're against bullying.
And now lets see how many stupid things I've done!!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
Oh, wow. Just...wow. That's a lot. fifty out of one hundred! :D
A Morale to remember-
"Dear God, why don't you stop war, and kids killing kids and hunger?" -Timmy
"Dear Timmy, why should I stop people from doing something, when they are perfectly capable of stopping themselves?" -God
Repost if you think we have the power to do so.
What is Life?
Life is an opportunity, …. benefit from it.
Friend: Will help me when I'm lost.
Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Friend: Call my parents ''Mr'' or ''Mrs''
Friend: Ask me for my number.
Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
FRIENDS Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
Things that annoy me like crazy and what I do about it:
Leave them behind.
2. Boring People
Ignore and turn on my Ipod.
Recommend them to read a book and leave me alone.
I recommend wikipedia.
5.People who constantly talk about Twilight
I can't awnser that one...
Stay away from it
7.People that admit they have a problem but don't do anyhting about it and complain about it
Tell them to shut up and do something or just stop talking about it
Carry bug spray with me.
9.Persistent Salesmen who keep calling
Block their numbers.
10.Persistent Salesmen who keep coming to my door.
Turn my dog on them. Perks on having a German Shepherd=).
Also, Thanks to all my readers and supporters. I have been told since I was eight to wright stories and I'm glad I am.