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The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 515,315 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 3,346 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 13917 - Favs: 16,895 - Follows: 14,335 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30023 - Favs: 16,306 - Follows: 14,429 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,589 - Reviews: 4370 - Favs: 6,438 - Follows: 7,007 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3840 - Favs: 7,304 - Follows: 7,430 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
The Hope of the Senju Clan by Aragon Potter reviews
What if instead of Kushina being Naruto's mother and through a trick of fate Naruto's mother was Tsunade after a drunken night with Minato in which Naruto becomes both the heir and hope of the Senju clan. Find out what life would be like now for Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 759,818 - Reviews: 5185 - Favs: 6,004 - Follows: 5,250 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 468,012 - Reviews: 4704 - Favs: 6,261 - Follows: 5,790 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U.
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 616,054 - Reviews: 4574 - Favs: 3,939 - Follows: 3,509 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5090 - Favs: 6,346 - Follows: 6,176 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Two Fires by isabugg reviews
What if Gale, overtaken by the grief of seeing his oldest friend about to be swept into the monstrosity that is the Hunger Games, volunteered for Peeta and took his place? Gale Hawthorne x Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,146 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8089 - Favs: 5,013 - Follows: 3,307 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 3,134 - Follows: 2,963 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
The Prince of Swords by ToumaFF reviews
Kazuto was always exceptionally talented, but limited by his own idea of kindness. Having been corrected at an early age, he excels through life without much of a purpose. Now trapped in a rather gruesome death game of his own choice, he will attempt to break though it as Kirito, the famed Prince of Swords. Kirito/Multi
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 146,691 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 2,762 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.
Haigeki by Xylix reviews
His friends kidnapped by magical girls, Ranma is pushed beyond his limits to retrieve them.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 212,278 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Ranma - Complete
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3885 - Favs: 10,699 - Follows: 10,103 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2014 - Favs: 5,975 - Follows: 3,485 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 2,474 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
You Know You Trust Your Partner by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,703 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 4,470 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 3,204 - Follows: 2,859 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3591 - Favs: 7,470 - Follows: 7,223 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14274 - Favs: 7,316 - Follows: 5,554 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 4755 - Favs: 4,960 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ranma, the Second Time Around by kayemsi reviews
This is an continuation fiction, where Ranma goes back into his past with a chance to fix the problems in his life, and probably make a ton of new ones in the process.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 1,025,889 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Akane, Ranma
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,604 - Follows: 459 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Silent Horse by MZephyr reviews
RanmaxAkane. Starts out darkly. Ranma is traumatized upon his initial arrival in Nerima, leaving him mute. Alternate universe story.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 153,619 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Fang Vice Addiction by Traingham reviews
After one fateful night, Negi finds himself entangled in the world of Evangeline McDowell. Immerse yourself in a world of untold passion and growing obsession. Bask in the moonlight, and have yourself a bite to drink. The night is young. Are you addicted?
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 344,578 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Negi S., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Bonk On The Head by Miko2 reviews
After a concussion, Akane thinks she's Ranma... and acts like him... and somehow fights like him... A completed story, and a rather silly one at that
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,863 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
A Not so Simple Wish by Ebiris reviews
Ranma wishes to be free of the nyannichuan curse, but cursed objects never make things too simple. Now a permanantly female Ranma is stuck in a world where Ranma was never cursed, and the only way to return home (fully cured) is to win Ranma-kun's love.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,982 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003
Akane the Suicidal by WFROSE reviews
A different spin on the Akane/Ranma relationship... (heh) [Complete!]
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,464 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Complete
Never Give Up reviews
Kurumu has an idea, one involving turning her Chosen One into an incubus. One-Shot w/ Extras.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,966 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete