Natasha Dumbledore
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I love Harry Potter! My whole life I have loved magic and the way the Harry Potter series shows wizards and witches is exactly how I have always imagined Magic. My favorite character from the series is Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore (you can probably tell from my name) and I was real upset when he died. Although I love Harry Potter I'm not obsessed with it. I mean if one of my friends buys a wand I will try to take it from her (and fail) and if someone says that Twilight is awesome and Harry Potter sucks I will get majorly pissed off at them but I'm not the type of girl that will be sitting in History class discussing the American revolution and then suddenly start talking about Harry Potter (Unlike someone I know.) Don't get me wrong Twilight fans, I may not like Twilight but I'm not going to go and start talking crap about Bella (although there's plenty I can say about her) but if you badmouth Harry Potter then, I quote, it is on like donkey kong (i know it sounds real lame, one of my guy friends said it yesterday cause he was trying to be funny.) So please you keep your anti-Harry comments to yourself and I'll keep my mouth shut. Long Live Harry Potter!

And now random stuff:

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Put this on your profile
If you like to laugh!

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercombie and Fich told them it isn't cool to breath. If you're part of the 10 percent that would be laughing their asses off, copy and paste this into your profile.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this "Ice ice _ "

You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember: -TGIF -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You said "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

when everything was settled by: -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or ink abink a bottle of ink

when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

Heads Up 7 Up. Red LIght, Green Light. Hopscotch. Slip-n-slides, Tree Houses, Hula Hoops.

Crying when Mufasa died in the LIon King.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching: -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching: -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

one word. . . Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out

You collected those Beanie Babies.


Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Zunes & iPods . . . Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . Before Spongebob

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off,"

You had a leas one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere.

You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House

When light up sneakers were cool.

You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

If you remember all of that then you're a 90's kid

The first character you fell in love with
Hermione Granger
The character you never expected to love as much as you do now
Severus Snape
The character everyone else loves that you don't
Cho Chang
The character you love that everyone else hates
Severus Snape
The character you used to love but don't any longer
Victor Krum
The character you'd want to be like
Albus Dumbledore
The character you'd slap
Bellatrix Lestrange
A pairing that you love
A pairing that you despise

Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) But yes, I will do it all anyway.

Harry: (referring to crystal ball) See anything yet?

Ron: Yeah, there's a burn mark on this table.

Trelawney: Does anyone need help interpreting the portents within their Orb?

Ron: I don't need any help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight."

Ron: "Ah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born...Harry."

"Harry: (referring to Divination planet charts) On Monday, I will be in danger

Ron: Yeah you will, we're seeing the skrewts on Monday."

Ron: "You need your Inner Eye checked if you ask me."

Uncle Vernon: Listening to the news? Again?

Harry: Well, it changes every day, you see.

Uncle Vernon: We're not stupid, you know.

Harry: Well that's news to me.

Severus Snape: "It is clear that nearly six years worth of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent."

Ron: "What Harry said is much more useful. When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a shufti to see if it's solid, aren't we, we're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?"

Elizabeth Swann: Jack, the letters, give them back.

Jack Sparrow: No. Persuade me.

Elizabeth Swann: You do know Will taught me how to handle a sword.

Jack Sparrow: As I said, persuade me.

Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] One word love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.

Jack Sparrow: Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!

Elizabeth Swann: It's real!

Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.

Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.

Will Turner: With good reason.

"Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?" -Jack Sparrow

"Great. Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that one before." -Jack Sparrow

"Ladies, would you please SHUT IT! Listen to me! Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced egregious. By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in the light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?" -Jack Sparrow

Sao Feng: You paid me great insult, Jack Sparrow.

Jack: Really? That doesn't sound like me at all.

Cutler Beckett: You're mad!

Jack: Thank goodness for that, because otherwise this would never work.

"Gentlemen, I take my leave of this weirdness." -Jack Sparrow

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you were the creator of Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

I laughed so hard when I read this :D


Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Girl: Unfertilized.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really, I'd put f and u together

Guy: Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing too

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

There are two ways to argue with a woman; neither one works.

This is not something that should be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem!

Sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

A conscience doesn't prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.

If everyone's special, aren't the people that aren't special the unique ones?

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have every been talking in a room full of people that were talking loudly and suddenly everyone got really quiet and you were the only one that didn't shut up in time, put this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 80% of the talking you do today will be to yourself.

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever accidentally walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever copied something to your profile, copy this into your profile. Now add your name: krazykookiegirl, J'Bates-Forever, Fizzy Starburst, singergal24, BiggestChipetteFan, trachie17, NatashaDumbledore

if you want to see the alvin and the chipmunks t.v show back on air post this to your profile :)

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile. (How much do you like chocolate?)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

Also since Pluto is no longer considered a planet I think we should name the next one Mickey. If you agree and/or are currently laughing your ass off, post this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes with yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.


1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity…

e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. It’s called therapy.

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Gryffindor (The biggest heros in HP history as far as we know):

Home of the Brave

1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.

2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.

3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.

4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.

5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.

6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!

7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.

8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.

9. Gryffindors are the best of the best and anyone who thinks differently will thoroughly get their asses kicked.

Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters):

1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.

5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).

6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).

7. Why be normal? Or good?

8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.

9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.

10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.

11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk.

13. Voldemort needs prision bitches.

14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.

15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.

16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

17. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.

18. Never wound what can kill you.

Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet):

1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way.

2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.

3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.

4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.

5. You think we're nice? That's cute...

6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.

7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.

8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.

9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?

10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.

11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.

12. Hufflepuffs know how to party.

13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?

14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

15. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.

Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up):

Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.

2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.

3. I can kill you with my brain.

4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.

5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).

6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face.

7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book. (Get it, their smart and they know every insult in the book!)

8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.

9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. (Seriously over-educated.)

10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb.

If you cried because your Hogwarts letter never arrived but you know its because the owl got lost and not because you aren't magical, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you cried when Sirius Black fell through the veil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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No Escape by FoxInBox aka FIB reviews
When Darren is captured by wizards as a new study for the students of Hogwarts, he finds that it is impossible to escape. His only hope now is that Mr. Crepsley will come to rescue him. But with a vampire, you can never really tell... T cuz im paranoid!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,909 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Darren Shan
Phoenix Tears by Alexannah reviews
Featured in The Sunday Times, 17-07-11. Harry had hoped for a quiet sixth year. A renewed friendship with Dumbledore, elusive Horcruxes, playing match-maker, unwanted extra Divination and the discovery of yet more secrets dictate otherwise. HPGW ADMM SBLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,062 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
Burning with Blue Desire by Soverign-Saturn reviews
The kinda sequel to Serenade of Letgo. This time we focus on all of our blue friends- er enemies and the people around them. If you liked the first one then you should love this I guess.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,516 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 2/19/2013
Listen to the black Raven sing by RoseandThorns reviews
AU story. Three years ago they lost Dick to the Joker, a crowbar and an explosion. Jason watched his family fall apart and knew he couldn't save them. But then the impossible becomes reality and the golden boy returns. He is not the same. Nightwing cannot be trusted. Jason isn't sure if he'll ever get his older brother back.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,613 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing
What I Want To Do In The Future by Sirius Black by Dawn96 reviews
The 5th Years have been assigned an essay to write before their Careers Advice session. Here's Sirius' take on the matter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Willa's Great Adventure by kingdomkeepers365 reviews
Summer has just begun, and it starts off terribly. The overtakers are planning something big. One by one the keepers and their allies all get captured, until Willa is the only one left to save the day.Rated T due to romance and some mild cursing. Some content may be too intense for children under twelve.
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,937 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Willa - Complete
Children of the Bat by PiperBaker reviews
There's a new girl in Wayne Manor with a difficult past. When she becomes an official member of the Bat Family, her future, as well as her father's and brothers', gets even more complicated. *Rated T for violence mostly*
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,133 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin, Barbara G./Batgirl, Joker
Listening at Doors by Scarlet Silverweaver reviews
Life used to be easy for the Drake sisters: they were smart kids; they had friends; their parents were two of the most powerful magic-users in history, teaching at the most prestigious magic school in the Spiral... and then a decade-old secret revealed itself. (alternate storyline) (pairings: Cyrus/Gloria, slight Malorn/OC, established Malistaire/Sylvia
Wizard101 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,779 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Malistaire D., OC
The Seranade of Letgo by Soverign-Saturn reviews
Its my first ever fanfic. It goes through Drakken and Shego's lives after adopting Letta. Drakken/ Shego plus Oc Rated T for later chapters. I don't own Kim Possible.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,025 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
Lilo the Witch by joey the ripper reviews
Lilo get's her Hogwarts letter and starts a journey that will be filled with: excitement, mystery, mayhem, and magic, old enemies return and new ones surface as Lilo discovers ancient powers and frightening monsters, and the final task will be completed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,249 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Lilo P.
Kingdom Keepers: Timber in Wasteland by Future Keybearer reviews
Read Mystery at the Magic Kingdom, then Disney Disater before this one. Time has passed since Timber's last adventure, and he can't even tell if it was real or not. Now his courage is being tested again.
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
Parent Talk by idiot9 reviews
Will Dimitri survive Janine and Abe's 'chat? Post Last Sacrifice. The second chapter is finally done!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Dimitri B. - Complete
Alyson Dumbledore by PadfootPotter reviews
Dumbledore’s daughter – Aly’s life including her best friend Lily, the impossible Marauder’s, and her life with her father as headmaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 162,232 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Albus D.
Changing the Future by Choices HP reviews
A story about what happens after Harry and the other have read a book about the future and seeing what they could do to change what they had read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 179,026 - Reviews: 2059 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Sweeney Todd meets A Series of Unfortunate Events by LaDyOfThEdArKeYeS reviews
What happens when "Sweeney Todd" and "A Series of Unfortunate Events" meet? Find out in this random crossover story
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,401 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Violet B., Anthony H. - Complete
Rescue by Rose Mello reviews
SPOILER ALERT FOR: SHERLOCK HOLMES; AGoS; Begins at the scene where Moriarty tortures Sherlock, running through both Holme's and Watson COMPLETE! SEQUEL UP!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,990 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Bad boy Bart at Hogwarts by 8thweasleykid reviews
20 Bart Simpsons Chalkboard sayings if he attended Hogwarts and was sorted into Gryffindor .
Crossover - Simpsons & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Bart S. - Complete
Moonlight by DisneyRBD reviews
Hermione disappeared after the incident in the Department of Mysteries. Everyone believes she is dead. 2 years later, a vampire comes to Hogwarts and will brings chaos in the night. What really happened to Hermione Jane Granger? REWRITTEN!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,626 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Hermione G., OC
Slave Child by Kristen Hudson reviews
A duel with Draco leads to drastic and permanent consequences for both Harry and Severus. AU from the end of OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 79 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 3937 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Long Live by xxhiphuggersxx reviews
Squeal to I'm The One that Understands You, read that before this. Set during the Deathly Hallows at Hogwarts. Not the best summary, but I don't want to give anything away!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Getting to know her by coraline-caroline reviews
Shortly after Sirius'death Harry is helping Dumbledore sorting memories for the pensieve. He is in for a surprise and discovers there is somebody else to rely on. There is more to MM than he thought. Mainly MM/HP -also other characters AD, Lily...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 118,937 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Dreams and Tea by Refreshingly Original reviews
Just something that came to mind. Harry has been having nightmare and Minerva goes to have some tea. What do they talk about?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,517 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Unfortunate Necessity of Saying Goodbye by lalala777 reviews
Three moments in the mourning process of Albus Dumbledore, and the one moment that ties them all together. ADMM four-part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - [Minerva M., Albus D.] Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Careers Advice Essay Thingy by James Potter by Dawn96 reviews
The 5th Years have been assigned to write an essay before their Careers Advice session. Here's James' essay on his thoughts for his future...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - James P., Minerva M. - Complete
Secrecy by Ranowa Hikura reviews
Set during OoP. Snape deals with McGonagall's injury. SS/MM, but focuses on Snape. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,841 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
I'm the one who Understands You by xxhiphuggersxx reviews
Set after Harry's name comes out of the Goblet. McGonagall and Dumbledore argue after Snape and Moody leaves, things are said, anger is spilled, but can Albus fix it before he looses his love of his life? R&R! Order of the Phoenix added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,330 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Visiting Godric's Hollow by Lavender and Hay reviews
The last time Minerva McGonagall saw the Potters alive. Slight MM/AD ship if you look closely.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Minerva M., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Wizards and Winchesters by Brea45 reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating the Dark Lord and getting custody of his godson, has to move away from his family in order to save himself and Teddy. They end up in America where they get aquainted with American hunters and the Supernatural. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,991 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Gabriel
Dear Lizzie by dmc-22-10 reviews
Liz Potter lost her parents at a young age, and spent her childhood living with her uncle, aunt and her older cousin James. Follow Liz as she journeys through her childhood, Hogwarts, and follow her to the First and Second Wizarding Wars.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 65,437 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - OC, Sirius B.
The Last Will and Testament of Lily Evans Potter by chrmisha reviews
Petunia Dursley finds a previously unknown copy of Lily's will. She promptly abandons her burdensome nephew on the doorstep of her childhood neighbour, aka, Severus Snape. I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,516 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A New Level of Insanity by Sausage-Uchiha reviews
An anonymous letter is sent to Bellatrix and she is tricked into watching Mulan. She falls in love with the movie and starts speking in only Mulan quotes making Voldemort mad and Narcissa weirded out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Fading by Tomas Clair reviews
He was fading fast.. only to have her save him in his last days Drakken/Shego Revised version
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Shego, Drakken
Vampires at Hogwarts! by Bel9 reviews
The newly appointed god of vampires sends Darren back to the world of the living, but the council send him to Hogwarts to cement relations with their new allies, the wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,186 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009
Family At World's End by pirategirl031291 reviews
Sequel to A Key, A Chest and A Heart. When Rebecca Sparrow's father, Captain Jack Sparrow dies, she is determined to bring him back from the dead. With a little help from her friends, it might just happen. But there is worse still to come.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010
Don't You Disrespect Me by Comidia Del Arte reviews
No one, and I mean no ever insulted the Shadowman like that.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 32,559 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Dr. Facilier - Complete
Harry Potter Abridged, With Commentary by Anonymius reviews
All seven Harry Potter installments to be shortened and incidentally to be humoured as well. What is meant by 'Commentary' Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,990 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
Frostbite: Dimitri's Story by RosemarieH reviews
This is Frostbite in Dimitri's pov. All the chapters.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Changed by The Half Mad Muggle reviews
Severus and Albus talk about the New Year, and how a man can change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Traitor by The Half Mad Muggle reviews
Lord Voldemort is angry. Albus Dumbledore is left to deal with the aftermath. Rated for torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Last Farewell by Aelore reviews
The Great Prince hears a shot and finds Bambi's mother.
Bambi - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
A Forest Meeting by The Half Mad Muggle reviews
Set during OOTP. Albus Dumbledore has been gone from Hogwarts for twenty-three days. No one knows where. Dolores Umbridge is taking control of the school. And in the middle of all this, one spy is being pushed closer and closer to the edge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Last Sacrifice by M.M.Gordon reviews
Five years after Rose is found innocent she returns to court for Queen Vasilissa's wedding. Rose has become Abe's guardian and right hand man. What will happen when Rose returns to court?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,544 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010
Jack's Daughter: The Curse of the Black Pearl by Reainaa reviews
Saoirse is Will's younger half sister and is desperate to know who her father is. All she knows is that he gave her mother a necklace, the one she wears now, and that his first name is Jack... Sorry, no more updates will be posted.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,556 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Bitter Cold Nights by Blutmond reviews
Mr. Crepsley woke up in the middle of a frosty and snowy day in December, but the cold wasn t the reason why he had woken up... No Slash! Please R&R!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Darren Shan - Complete
The Vampires' Apprentices by It.Is.Real reviews
Ari and Angel dared to climb Vampire Mountain. But the timing was terrible. Being humans, they didnt know about the War of the Scars. Will their ignorance get them killed?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Vancha March, Mika Ver Leth
What A Very Potter Musical Had Taught Me by parawr reviews
What A Very Potter Musical Had Taught Me. Just a bit of cussing, but not that much. I don't own anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Complete
scary ass dad by Crazy's What I Aim For reviews
here's my take on what happened when Abe and Adrian first met at the trials in spirit bound. mild swearing and threats.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Abe M., Adrian I. - Complete
Lost Bird: Tale of Sabriell Sparrow and the Curse by Ms. Mon reviews
Sabriell wanted nothing more in her life than an adventure, but when her path crosses with the notorious pirate, Captain Jack Sparrow, she gets more than she asked for. The first part of Sabriell's story, a Jack's daughter fanfiction.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,442 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
The GypsyPirate by IceCat Demon reviews
A girl named Liliana Johnson joins the crew of the Black Pearl... and turns out to be Jack's daughter! chapter 6 up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009
Hogwart's Reaction to A Very Potter Sequel by yeboii reviews
The whole school joined in the Great Hall to watch A Very Potter Sequel, which we all know would result in hilarity. This is their reaction to it! Basically the title. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
The Alchemyst and the Wizard by NoDuckPond reviews
Wow, can't believe no one thought of this. Flamel and Dumbledore have worked together, it says so in Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Albus D.
Phone Call by xSunshiine reviews
During BP. Janine tells Abe that Rose is missing. Please R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Abe M., Janine H. - Complete
Professor Burbage and the Potions Master by Lion in the Land reviews
This is the untold story of Charity Burbage, the young, vibrant Muggle Studies professor, and her unlikely relationship with the ill-tempered Severus Snape. Written because I couldn't stand for Snape's mortal life to end without something happy in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 91,751 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Charity B., Severus S. - Complete
A Key, A Chest and A Heart by pirategirl031291 reviews
Sequal to Rebecca Sparrow. Jack and Becky are back, Lord Cutler Beckett wants Jack's compass, but Jack is facing problems of his own with Davy Jones whom he owes a blood debt to, he also faces the possibilty of separating with his precious daughter Becky.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,145 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Adventures at Disneyland by Gifted reviews
Reposted Pre-OotP Dumbledore invites some other professors and students to go to Disneyland. Does he have an ulterior motive? Voldemort can't find them, right? And do Disney characters really exist? Not your average HP goes to Disneyland story. Cancelled
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,011 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Who Ever Said Montana Was Boring? by SlytherinsScribe reviews
HPVA crossover, spoilers through book 7 for Harry potter, book 3 for vampire academy. Through a hurried mistake, Harry, Ron and Hermione end up on the campus of St. Vladimir's Vampire Academy, and are stuck there for a while. Written for theNightElf.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Harry P., Rose H.
Potions Master's Daughter by PadawanJesselinFett reviews
What happens when Snape finds out he has a daughter? What if she was in Gryffindor? Would she have any friends? It might be OOC I'm not really sure. R&R plz! Takes place during 5th year! Bad summary though....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Severus S., OC
Vampire Academy: Dimitri's Tale by RosemarieH reviews
This is Vampire Academy in Dimitri's pov. Every chapter.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,385 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Hogwarts: The Duel School? by The Coffee Gladiator reviews
YGO GX and HP Crossover! Jaden, Syrus, Hassleberry, Chazz, Bastion, Alexis, Atticus, Aster, Zane, Crowler and Bonaparte head to Hogwarts mid third year due to Sheppard's instructions. Tons of crazy pairings that will ruin the surprise if I list
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,470 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 11/12/2007
Umbridge by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
The students of Hogwarts roast Dolores Umbridge in this parody of "Gaston" from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast!" Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Dolores U., Harry P. - Complete
The Switch by Lynn8687 reviews
A marriage law in the wizarding world as been passed. All muggle-born wizard and witches must intermarry with pure-blood wizard and witches in order to live in the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Albus D., Hermione G.
Rebecca Sparrow by pirategirl031291 reviews
A year after her mother dies Rebecca Sparrow is left in the care of her father, Captain Jack Sparrow. But he doesn't want anyhting to do with her. Will Jack learn to love his daughter? Sequel now up.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,509 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Potions Professor by Kristen Hudson reviews
HBP Alternative Universe. Harry acquires a surprising new ally as he struggles to overcome his grief and accept the burden of the Prophecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,017 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dumbledore's Daughter, War for the Wizarding World by member07 reviews
The war is starting, and our heros must fight for the things that matter most to them, even standing against the whole Order for a lost friend and love. Finding that sometimes you aren't as alone as you think you are. Sequel to Dumbledores Daughter.SevRin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,895 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Severus S., OC
Dumbledore's Daughter by member07 reviews
A chance meeting in the woods, stories of the past, love blooming and fading, pranks and new friendships. The story of the Headmasters daughter coming out into the wizarding world for the first time, finding love, friendships, and enemies. SeveRina story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 71,662 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
The Letter by Cassandra's Cross reviews
COMPLETE! Harry is so focused on his career that family life suffers until an escape from Azkaban places his loved ones in mortal peril. Romance, mystery & dramatic plot twists combine for an unforgettable adventure. Now partly SU after recent revelations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,454 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Unexpected Friend by Questie reviews
Harry and Severus are captured during Harry's 5th year. Not related to OOTP. Harry and the remaining Marauders discover some of Severus' hidden past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,884 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest by loverly19 reviews
Sequel to my first story. Might need to read that one before you read this one. I suck at summary's. So please read.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,150 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl by loverly19 reviews
This has been done before but let's say that Jack had a daughter. That daughter would be Alexandra. The rest of the summary is inside.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,966 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Back In Action: A Year of Mischief & Magic by tirzasnape reviews
Tirza Snape returns for her 2nd yr at Hogwarts. Magic, mischief & mystery abound as she attends classes, hangs out w her friends and of course drives Severus to distraction! Please r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,174 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Severus S.
Order of the Phoenix For Kindergartens! by truemizzie reviews
Prequel to HBP For Kindergartens!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
HalfBlood Prince For Kindergartens! by truemizzie reviews
Don't have the heart to read your kindergarten students Harry Potter and The HalfBlood Prince? Well then, just read them this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Tirza Snape, Hogwarts Student by tirzasnape reviews
The irrepressible Tirza is back to start her first year at Hogwarts! New teachers and adventures await her! Will Hogwarts still be standing at the end of her 1st year? Rating T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 133,034 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Daddy's Little Gryffindor by tirzasnape reviews
First fic, please don't hate me! Snape finds out he has a 10 yr old daughter who comes to live with him after her mother's death. Many adventures and she has a sad dark secret. Can Snape help her? Will they even get along? please r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 91 - Words: 317,968 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Between a Father and a Son by Neon Star reviews
Cassim writes a letter to Aladdin. Aladdin responds. Updated!
Aladdin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2003 - Published: 11/13/2001
Operation: Birthday Cake by Smitty reviews
What do you get for the butler who has everything?
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2002