Author has written 14 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Vocaloid.
-Are you Ganguro? Nope, I'm just a Black girl in white make-up!-
Name: Is irrelevant, but call me Haruki.
Age: You bet my penis, I'd tell you!
Location: I'm lost...I have no idea where! ._.'
Status: I need some stupid shit crack pairings for KHR...getting bored.
1. Hitachiincest (Ouran HSHC)
2. Gokudera x Yamamoto (KHR!~)
3. Shika x Neji (Naruto)
4. Shima x Bon (Ao no Exorcist)
5. Knuckles x Rouge (Sonic the Hedgehog)
6. Gakupo x Kaito (Vocaloid)
7. America x Canada (Hetalia)
8. Risa x Otani (Love*Com)
9. Celty x Shinra (DRRR!!)
10. Edward x Alphonse (FMA~)
Songs I Love~
Paper Plane-Rin Kagamine
Dancer in the Dark-Luka Megurine
Listen to the Stereo-Going Under Ground
ANTi the HOLiC-Rin Kagamine and Luka Megurine
Your Highness, My Princess-Gaku, Kiyo, Len, and Kai
The Shows I Love~
Katekyo Hitman Reborn
RuPaul's Drag Race (Ehehe...*sweatdrop*)
Ouran High School Host Club
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
Naruto: Naruto, Sasuke, Karin, Itachi, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Neji, Killer Bee, Kushina, Minato, and Rock Lee
Bleach: Yoruichi, Kisuke, Aizen, Orihime, Nelliel, Hallibel, Apache, Mila Rose, Sun-Sun, Charlotte Cuulhehorn, Yumichika, Toshiro, Matsumoto, and Renji
Durarara!!: Masaomi, Mikado, Shinra, Celty, and Shizuo
Kuroshitsuji: ALOIS~, Ciel, Sebby, Finny, MeiRin, Undertaker, and Viscount Druitt
Fullmetal Alchemist: Alphonse, Edward, Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Winry, Envy, and Alex Armstrong
Ao no Exorcist: Shima, Rin, Yukio, Bon, and Shiemi
Katekyo: Yamamoto, Gokudera, Uni, Uri, Natsu, Shouichi, Byakuran, Bluebell, Gianinni, Tsuna, Basil, Ryohei, Haru, Lambo (5YO and TYL), Gamma, and Bianchi
After Hours Rendezvous series: HunnyxTamaki is soon to come~
Averting Gokudera's Rage: . . .
Gay Wars: Needing help...
Stories/Pairings I Wanna Do~
Who Am I, per sey~?
I'm a cute, clingy little girl with undeniable charm. That is, when I'm not batshit insane, which is most of the time. Though I'm a genius, it's easy to overlook that fact underneath my delusional, yet carefree, state of mind. I love violence, and some would consider me a sadist(*ahem* UKE~!). Blood delights me in a sick sort of way, and some would consider me a masochist, but I'm not. I'm a princess though, so it's okay. What do the opinions of peasants matter? Nothing, that's what. And so what if I'm a freaking pervert, eh? I keep the fun rolling, or at least, I think I do. Shiiiiiiiit. I'm just fucken awesome.
This is a poem I wrote for a support campaign for the "Crisis in Japan" crew in the neighborhood schools. Please repost if you only hope for the best for those in Japan. Please support the travesty, and donate for the cause.
Let the deityof the rising sun
lay her hand upon you.
Oh, land of the rising sun
Rubble lies on broken hearts.
Hear me out,
hear us out,
hear them out,
crying out to the heavens
Reach out to the kokoro
of Pandora's Box
and find the hope within.
Do not bow your heads.
let the world
bow our heads for you.
PRAY FOR JAPAN
Quotes I like!
"This is L.A. Wanna learn spanish? Take the bus." -George Lopez
"I doubt any woman has been killed by a corset alone, sir..." -Sebastian
"No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?" -Kakashi
"Ya gotta wonder about someone who'd be dumb enough to follow a person as crazy as he is. Wait, I think I just insulted myself."- Ganju
"This issue doesn’t concern you. Don’t bother me. Die" -Hitsugaya Toushirou
"Stop imagining werid stuff! Thats why you keep getting called a pervert!" -Haruhi
"Oh no! It's the end of the world, and I'm still hungry!" -Garfield
"So what inspired you to be a model?"
"I guess it would have to be the first time I went to the 2nd grade. I caught my reflection in my spoon when I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking, 'Wow, you're ridiculously good-looking. Maybe you could do that for a career.'"
"Be professionally good-looking." -Naruto Party (YouTube; look it up.)
Ciao ciao, Principessa Ramen on-site! I am running low on ideas, so I have made a plan! Inow have a secong account (leEXTREMEmarshmallow) for requests and upcoming fics. These must be one-shots however. Fuuuu~, because I'm stuck with my Part-Time Host and Guardianettes fics! Arigatou minna~
~Maboroshi no Ohime-sama; March 2nd
Planned Fics (No Promises)
-Averting Gokudera's Rage-rated M-Katekyo Hitman Reborn: A sequel to my gift-fic from the Pocketwatch Ripper. (I have it halfway typed...I can just never finish!)
-AHR: A Cake for A King-Rated M-Ouran HSHC: The final installment of the After Hours Rendezvous collection! Hunny-sempai and Tamaki are left behind (by choice) to clean up after another day of fulfilling fangirl fantasies. Tamaki is simply doing as promised, until he spots Hunny eating the last of cake. Tamaki joins in and the look of his frosting-coated lips excites the bunny-carrying blonde past his own barriers.
Name: Shirone Haruki
Colors: Purple, sky blue, & grey
Weight: Hahaha! ^.^"
Char. Items: Hammer & Cup Ramen
Genres: Pop, dance, electro-pop, eerie type music
Personality: Haruki is the very embodiment of the term tsundere. She's very arrogant from time to time, but can be a really good friend. Often very aggressive towards things that don't go her way, she has an extreme hatred towards Miku. Haruki would rather be called a Princess, but only one person does so. Along with her sharp tounge and quick wits when she's upset, she has a large 20-ton hammer that only she can use. She likes to be happy and be spoiled when she's at her happiest. Her last name, Shirone, contradicts her skin tone because she is a chocolate-skinned Vocaloid. Her favorite instruments are the keyboard and the drums. A very close friend of Rin due to their hostile and irrational temper tantrums. (As in roadrollers and hammers are a very disaterous mix.) She also has a very outspoken crush on Gakupo (and Luka is willing to help get rid of him at all costs) and Kyo.
Sings Well With: Rin, Len, Gakupo, Luka, and Kyo.
Songs That Fit Her: Madness of Duke Venomania, Demon Girlfriend, and Suki Daisuki
Name: Kurone Kyo
Colors: Black, red, & white
Char. Item: Pocketwatch
Genres: Rock, enka, pop
Personality: Kyo is a boy with a lot going on. He's modest and kind, but can be batshit insane when he chooses to be. Often compared to Len, he considers himself not to be a shota like his best friend, though many care to differ. He's a closet-case ripper and tends to be a little masochistic. He, like Len, tends to go on some kinda rampage when wronged. He loves his pocketwatch dearly, and loves the sweetly-sour taste of strawberries on a daily basis. His last name, like Haruki, contradicts his very skin tone, being a little pale. He absolutely despises Kaito for all he's worth (which is much...). He likes to play the bass and piano. He's very self-kept and not many know about him.
Sings Well With: Len, Kaito, and Haruki
Songs That Fit Him: Len no Bousou, Paranoid Doll, and Judgement of Corruption
Songs (He wrote): Assylum (ft. Meiko), Dollmaker (ft. Miku), Hidden in Shadows, Black Widower
Between Haruki and Kyo, the two slightly represent the Kagamines, but differ greatly. They aren't related in anyway. Actually, they are lovers to each other, and flaunt it, so the attraction between them is very evident. Kyo is never spared from Haruki's violent mood switches however, so he calls her Princess and sweet talks her so he's less likely to get punished by her. But when the two are both violent, murder and hospital visits are to come. There's an age gap between them by a year, but it seems like more than that because of Shirone's height. Shirone and Kurone can only get along best with the Kagamines as they represent them the most. And their hatred towards Miku and Kaito is a mutual bond. Although Kyo like Miku and Haruki is a distant relative to Kaito...it's just amazing how they continue to love each other.
Name: Shirone Koichi
Colors: Orange, yellow, & white
Weight: Enough. . .
Char. Items: Chopsticks
Genres: Pop, dance, electro-pop
Personality: Koichi is Haruki's elder brother. He's the kind of brother who you depend on for everything, but is more clueless than he appears. He and his sister carry very different opinion of their self-esteem. Unlike Haruki, he doesn't see himself as a prince, but a servant, peasent, or Cinderella before the transformation. A true Princess and the Pauper fairy tale. He, like Kaito, is treated as an idiot, fool, and pedophile, although truth be told, Koichi's a pansexual sex monster. He loves to eat orange chicken with his chopsticks a lot, his favorite food and eating utensil. His last name doesn't contradict his very skin tone, being fair-skinned, the brother-relationship is questionable to most. He secretly hates kyo and harbors incestuous feelings for his little sister. He likes to run his mouth and have sex. He is openly optimistic and almost clashes against his sister's persona.
Sings Well With: Haruki, Kaito, Kiyo
Songs That Fit Him: Madness of Duke Venomania, Suki Kirai, Cantarella
Which Hetalia Character Are Chu~?
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit (The sad thing is I like pasta, but with butter, not sauce)
[x] You're very happy-go-lucky
[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a good artist
[x] You can be clumsy
[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[x] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation
[ ] You're very stoic and serious
[ ] Sausages are your favorite foods
[x] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed (Not ALWAYS.)
[x] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules (The basic ones.)
[ ] You work too hard
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[ ] You're very mature
[ ] You think everything over before saying it
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[ ] You isolated yourself during childhood
[x] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[ ] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[ ] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[ ] You're good at practical tasks
[ ] You need time to adjust to new people
America (Alfred Jones)
[x] You love hamburgers
[x] You think you're awesome
[x] You love to invent things
[ ] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[x] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[x] You're terrified of ghosts
[x] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[x] You wear glasses
England (Arthur Kirkland)
[ ] You like tea
[x] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[ ] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[x] You're very affectionate
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[x] You love red roses
[x] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[x] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts
[x] You're very flamboyant
[x] You say you're a gourmet
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[ ] You had a very sad childhood
[x] You're very tall
[ ] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[x] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[x] You can seem intimidating to other people
[x] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people
China (Wang Yao)
[ ] You're very mature
[ ] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious
[x] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[x] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously
[ ] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets
And now for some other countries!
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[x] You are very well-raised
[ ] You're polite
[ ] You love classical music
[x] You like cake
[ ] You have a mole on your face (beauty mark, friend. Beauty mark.)
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[ ] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
[ ] You've composed music before
[x] You tend to call people 'morons'
[x] You wear glasses
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x] You're often ignored by people
[ ] You look younger than you actually are
[ ] You love hockey
[x] You love polar bears
[x] You hate fighting
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[x] You often get mistaken for someone else
[x] You feel under-appreciated
[ ] You're bilingual
[x] You always carry a bear with you
[ ] You smoke
[ ] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[x] You like hot weather
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[x] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[x] You don't let people get a word in edgeways (I'm an American, I talk ALL the time)
Hungary (Elizabeth Hédeváry)
[x] You have a potty-mouth
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[x] You used to be a very tough kid
[x] You're very reliable
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[x] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[ ] You're very serious
[ ] You have a lot of patience
[ ] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[ ] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[ ] You're not very confident
[x] You were quite rebellious as a child
[ ] People tend to walk all over you
[ ] You're a born worrier
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
[x] You're very flamboyant
[x] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy
[x] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[ ] You're very wary of strangers
[ ] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[ ] ou love pansies and corn-poppies
[xYou get up to lots of crazy antics
Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
[ ] You're quite mean-spirited
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You're very good at tactics
[x] You hate Russia
[ ] You love to fight people
[x] You can avoid marriages quite well
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[ ] You like drinking
[ ] You want to become stronger
Hungary came in first~!
And then America~!
Poland, France and Italy are next~!
Followed by Canadia--err, I mean Canada~!
Prussia, Cuba, Austria, Russia, and Germany follow~!
And then China~!
Lithuania and England tail behind~!
And I'm least like Japan~!
I honestly thought I would most be like America, but Hungary is the very embodiment of me~!x3
The Ouran High School Host Club test!!
Tamaki [Prince Type:
[ ] You are French
[x] You're a very romantic person
[x] You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
[xEasily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
[x] You're overly eccentric in everything you do.
[x] You care about you family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
[ ] Your birthday is April 8th
[ ] You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.
Kyoya [Cool Type:
[x]You wear glasses.
[x] You are known for being "evil".
[ ] Your favorite foods are anything spicy
[ ] You excel in everything you do (except math, oddly enough)
[ ] You're a very calculating person.
[ ] Your birthday is November 22.
[x] You hate waking up in the morning.
[x] You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit
Hunny [Loli Shota Type:
[ ] You're the shortest out of your friends.
[x] You love cakes and sweets.
[x] You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.
[x You are/have taken a martial arts class
[x] You are close to your cousins.
] You look a lot younger than you are
[ ] You're born on February 29th
[ ] Your favorite subject is math.
Mori [Wild Type:
[x] You're the tallest out of your friends.
[ ] You only talk when you need to
[x] You're protective of people you care for.
[x] You favorite food is Japanese food
[ ] When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
[ ] Your birthday is May 5th
[ ] You're not much of a leader but more of a follower
[ x Not many people know what you're thinking
Hikaru [Devil Type:
[ ] You and your sibling have a strong bond.
[ x You're a very cynical person.
[x] You like to mess with your siblings a lot.
[x] You're the oldest sibling.
[ ] Your birthday is June 9th
[x] You like Italian food
[x] You get jealous easily
[ ] You don't make friends easily
Kaoru [Devil Type:
[x] You like to play games.
[x] Favorite subject, English.
[x] You enjoy fashion/cosplay.
[ ] You're nicer than your siblings
[ ] Your birthday is June 9th
[x] You're very forgiving.
[x] You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy.
[x] You like playing tricks on people
Haruhi [Natural Type:
[x] You don't care about trivial things like appearance
[x] You're tight with money.
[x] You get along with guys well.
[x] You're blunt about everything. (most things)
[ ] You're an excellent cook.
[ ] You have a hard time understanding love
[ ] Your birthday is February 4th
[x] People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily
I got Kaoru~?! I thought I was more of a Hikaru! Hm...Then I'm tied as Haruhi and Tamaki! Hikaru, Mori, Hunny, and Kyoya tie for 3rd! Ohoho~!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
Oh damn~! I have to reassess my life a bit more~!
Number your 12 fave Katekyo Hitman Reborn! characters (In no order) and answer the questions! (I have a LOT of faves... I just can't think of my top 12 atm so I'll just name some of my faves)
7. 15 YO Lambo
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Gokudera x Futa? Oh my...now I will!
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Tsuna is SHOTARIFIC~
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Bianchi getting Byakuran preggard? Minds will explode.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Shouichi and Gokudera? I would like that! (^.^)7
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Yama-kun x Ryohei or Yama-kun x Haru? I approve both!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
TYL Lambo walking in on Shouichi and Bianchi? He'd nosebleed! And then get poison food-ified by Bianchi!xD
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic
Belphegor needed a princess to rule by his side. Anyone will do...even a stalker-ish, mentally deferred fangirl...xD
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Squalo x Byakuran? Do you want it to exist?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Where For Art Thou Romeo? Bianchi x TYL Lambo
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Tsuna will never deflower Squalo...but in the case being...HDWM, rape, and bondage.
12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?
13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?
Nope, but I gladly will!
14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five ?
Shouichi x Tsuna x Yamamoto? Nooooo~! But again, I gladly will.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Sexy And I Know It!xD
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
SqualoxGokuderaxBianchi...unconcious person rape, bondage, and depressing ending~! (Yes, poor Gokudera...)
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Does yer music bang like I do? Lol!xD -or- Hey, let's cosplay, I'll be six and you be nine! xD
19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
Squalo and Ryohei are in a happy relationship (say whaa?!) until Ryohei suddenly runs off with Tsuna (reasonable). Squalo, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Fuuta (molest?) and a brief unhappy affair with Bianchi (because she can't cook) , then follows the wise advice of Yamamoto (Yama-kun gives advice?) and finds true love with Shouichi (not with my man~!)?!
What in the blue hell?! Um...