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Joined 04-23-10, id: 2337996, Profile Updated: 08-14-10

Mmmm...

I'm not sure what I should/could put here, but I hated to leave it blank any longer. Looks so sad, don't ya think?

I'll have to think about it.

As it is right now, it's 12:30 AM and I'm about shot.

My brain has slowly congealed until it's become the consistancy of jello.

Gray, mottled jello that wiggles everytime someone pokes at it.

And if they don't quit poking at it, it's gonna break apart into chunks.

You know... you've had jello.

Those oddly shaped hunks of jello that NEVER want to stay on your spoon long enough to get to your mouth.

Those kind of chunks... and what good does that do anyone?

6-29-10

I just thought I could mention that I am more for Bella and Jake than Bella and Edward. It's not that I don't like Edward, but I just like Jake more. Probably shouldn't surprise me... I married a mechanic whose mental capacity seems to be forever stuck at 17. ; ) I never really wanted Bella to become a vampire, either, so I think that's part of it as well.

8-14-10

Been off in the real world, but I'm back for now (that translate as at least a few days). And I'm so excited that my creative review juices seem to be flowing, as my reviews had previously been reduced to rubble. I was trying, really. Just couldn't seem to get anything together other than short brief and non-descriptive words slung together carelessly. I'm certain they weren't in the slightest entertaining to read. Well, that's probably somewhat true now, but... I feel better about them... and that's what really counts. ; )

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Sublimation by sfiddy reviews
Jacob and Bella fall in love, delaying the phase, but the pack has to fight the danger lurking in shadow. Bella finds the strength to grow, and mends the damage done to her relationship with Charlie. Wolf-centric, Cullen friendly. Rated for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 211,660 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4863 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Seduce a Werewolf by leelator reviews
First Place Winner "All Time Favorite Wolf Story" JacobBlack-N-Pack Awards 2012. Years have passed since Edward left Bella in the forest. She treats her best friend, Jake, like a beloved pair of old jeans. Jake is NOT happy. When he takes matters into his own hands, Bella realizes she needs to learn how to seduce a werewolf.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,795 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Fate's Idea of Fun by little furry cannibals reviews
A J&B romance that throws all etiquette into the bonfire! Warning: Do not eat, drink or smoke while reading. Failure to comply could result in hazardous choking or burning. A fic for those who have a sense of humor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 166,552 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Realistic Dreams by Stigmata-Crow reviews
Bella decides to let Edward go in Eclipse Soon the Pack has to seek help from outside sources in order to protect her from Victoria, the Volturi, and possibly more. BxJ Rated M for language, violence, and sexual situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 136,170 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - [Bella, Jacob]
The Passing Years by rainypromise reviews
After Eclipse,Jacob came back, got his life together and did pretty good,then he found out that for the last two years, Bella had been living in Port Angeles, that she was still human and unmarried. So now, of course, all bets are off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,949 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Jacob, Bella
Can Time Heal All Wounds? by ExquisitelyUgly reviews
Set after the cliff dive in New Moon. Alice doesn't return. Bella decides to further her relationship with Jake and try to move on with her life after Edward. Will she find the strength to deal with her past hurts? Will she find the love she deserves?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 196,551 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Needs by Like A Dove reviews
When the death of her mother turns her life upside down, Bella turns to the only person who can truly understand, Jacob Black. With the choice of life or death hanging over her head, Bella learns it's not what you want, but what you need. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,182 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Ballad of the Blueberry Muffin by IllegalWL reviews
An un-whiney Bella, a bad-boy Jacob...and neither wants to give in.Rated M for language and various citrus fruit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,244 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Jacob
The Sad Girl and the Angry Girl by audreyii-fic reviews
A fairytale about not-friendship and petty vandalism. New Moon AU. Extremely foul language and a somewhat sensitive topic. J/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Leah, Bella - Complete
Swan Dive by BellaFlan reviews
Answer is: A failed attempt at suicide, a clumsy imprint, a sad reference to Don Quixote, a naked Jacob Black and a horny Bella Swan. Question is: What is BellaFlan's SOB Rain Scene Challenge. B/J, AU. **INDIE TWIFIC NOMINEE**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Advice by audreyii-fic reviews
The bikes are nearly done. Bella is sad and Jacob tries to help. Hallucinations abound. A mid-New Moon Garage Fic. As per usual, I make no claims to originality.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Dreaming of Butterflies by Stretch reviews
When Bella is hit by Tyler's van and falls into a coma, the lines between reality and fantasy begin to blur. When you can't tell fact from fiction, how do you know which love is real? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,151 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Jacob
5 Times Bella Swan Almost Drowned by Stretch reviews
Bella Swan is eighteen years old, and she is not afraid to die... Bella-centric one-shot, with bits of Bella/Edward and Bella/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella - Complete
A Loaded Gun by LeeLeeXtreme reviews
A one shot told from Jacob’s POV. Quil has a good nose and Jacob thinks a little box might help him win Bella over. Rated M for language and slight lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Return of Bad Jacob by LeeLeeXtreme reviews
Set during Eclipse. After their first kiss, and after she "punched a werewolf," Bella decides to pay Jacob a visit and let him know where she stands. Rated M for Strong Language and Lemon, i.e. Sexual Situations. Mature viewers only. Epilogue coming soon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,536 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Jacob
My Own Personal Sun by Sonia Mari reviews
What would have happened had Edward NOT returned? Could Bella find happiness without him? Jacob sure wants to help her try! Jacob/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,649 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Choosing the Right Story by HighViscosity reviews
Alternative ending to New Moon. The brief phone call of Edward's goes a little bit differently, and it makes Bella realize she's got to start living. Mainly funny, but some angst required for assembly. JacobxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Silence by Stretch reviews
She wonders if it will always be like this: her clinging desperately to Jacob, him the only solid thing in her world. The last few months, the last few minutes, they’re all a blur save for his face, his smile, the strength of his hands... New Moon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,060 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
We Wouldn't Want Bella To Have To by blueandblack reviews
New Moon AU. Loooong one shot. Jacob/Bella. If the Cullens never came back...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,632 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Bark At The Moon by Stretch reviews
“Wouldn’t dream of it,” Bella replied. She took Jake’s hand and led him from the room. “Where’s the fun in that?” Jake, Quil, and Embry take Bella on their annual outing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Till The Seas Run Dry by Stretch reviews
It takes all his willpower not to push on her chest with the force of a train - he wants so badly to carve her open, let the air in, let the water drain. He wants to let the hurt out, the fear, the emptiness the sent her over the cliff in the first place
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Beaches of Cheyenne by Stretch reviews
When the magic became real it crossed into the world of the problematic and mundane. Like love, it’s only special when it doesn’t really exist.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Leah - Complete
I Keep Smoking Cigarettes by Stretch reviews
Leah takes a long drag and exhales into the bright evening air, watching the smoke fade against the dimming sky. “I don’t like weddings,” she mutters simply.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Leah, Rosalie - Complete
Toy Soldier by Stretch reviews
He reaches across the bed to touch that aching throb that plagues him so fiercely, only to find himself alone...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Her Cup Doth Overflow by Stretch reviews
It is the curse in love and still approv'd when women cannot love where they're beloved." - Two Gentleman of Verona,Act 5, sc 4
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete