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Author has written 4 stories for StarTrek: Enterprise, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Hellsing, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

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I am not very active here anymore, so don't expect any updates to my old stories here. I may, occasionally, post new stuff here. But most of what I write now isn't fanfiction.

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Boarding School by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alucard and Seras are sent to infiltrate a boarding school
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,470 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alucard, Seras
A Dragon's Love by kurounue13 reviews
(STORY IS GOING UNDER CONSTRUCTION AND REWRITING) A now Orphan Night Fury is found by Hiccup and Toothless. Yet this Night Fury is a Female. Can Toothless help her overcome the pain. What happens when there is yet another Evil Dragon to face? Toothless OC, Rated M for Future Content
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Toothless
By Land and Sea by Enchantable reviews
Spoilers! As per tradition, the young vikings set out on their first overnight hunting mission. When Stoick makes them leave their dragons at home, can they make it through the trip in one piece or will it be up to the dragons to rescue their vikings?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,477 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup
First Comes The Rain by Writing4YourLove reviews
Rainbow Dash is finally accepted into the Wonderbolts, but it isn't long before she finds out that there are much bigger things to worry about than whether Spitfire and Soarin' think she's good enough to be part of the elite flying group. (Rated M because this is a darkfic.)
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Soarin, Spitfire, Queen Chrysalis
Pokemon Whisperer by SatoKasu4ever reviews
Most pokemon don't talk, or their trainers can't understand them, however their is a pokemon legend that says one person can.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,460 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
A dragon's glyph by spike tashy reviews
while lost in an old ruin hiccup get's cut. and suddenly he find hims thrust forward into a world he never even knew existed. how will he cope with this new world AND his growing feelings for toothless? A FEMALE TOOTHLESS FIC. REVIEWS ARE WANTED AND LOVED
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,388 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Doctor Who: Book Of The Gods by Dracius reviews
Have you ever wondered just what The Doctor would do with the power to kill at a glance? Or just whether The Library had every single book?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 8/18/2009 - 10th Doctor, Ryuk
Doctor Note by Kid W25 reviews
COMPLETE. Another dead end on Kira and L is starting to get desperate. But what will happen when suddenly a 1950s style blue police box appears out of nowhere?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,534 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - 10th Doctor, L - Complete
Family Isn't Just Your Blood by angelus cado reviews
*ON HOLD BEING OUTLINED IN FULL* *Sequel to "About the Blood"* Dumbledore comes to find Buffy after the fall of Sunnydale. The wizarding world has changed a lot from Buffy remembered. Will she be able to find her place in that world again?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,825 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Buffy S.
Regret by Crukix reviews
Death. War. Destruction. The world of the future lies in ruins. I got the chance to go back and stop it from ever happening, only to discover that I was the cause. This is how I destroyed the world.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 520,045 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - OC - Complete
How To Be Your Dragon by shadowsofthealmighty reviews
After the film, everything is fine in Berk until a white-haired man arrives. Thank you for nothing, you useless wizard. Hiccup/ Astrid transformation into dragons, OC but no pairing.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,406 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010
Pokemon Apokelypse by Princekamrous reviews
Pokemon battling has been outlawed and viewed as cruelty and gyms shutdown. But Team Rocket has stepped in to fill the void with underground fighting pits which Ash, Misty, and Brock knowingly take part in. How long can things go on like this?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
A Trainer's Comfort by Soren Lost reviews
Pokemon training is hard, but the bond developed between Pokemon and trainer can have a profound impact on both. Can this bond grow too strong?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,513 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Ninetales/Kyukon
The Trainer Accounts by Talon Dragonborn reviews
When Trainers take their times off, some do what we least expect. Here are accounts about what they do when people aren't watching...even if we are. POKEMONXHUMAN LEMON WARNINGS! 18 AND UP! Read and enjoy! :D
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,452 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Complete
Sequeled by SickoLady reviews
A sequel to "Arrowed". Fishlegs looks for a way to cope with his guilt. Hiccup tries to get Astrid to admit that she has a crush on him. Rocka paints a big capital letter L on the forehead of her gimpy husband while he sleeps. Get ready to be Sequeled
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,827 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Hiccup, Fishlegs I. - Complete
XCIX by 8MilesThatWay reviews
Bolt becomes a super dog with powers he's not familiar with. Against eight other dogs called the Major K9s, Bolt is also against the army and the infected dogs who spread their virus across the nation. Also an enemy, Bolt never thought he would meet.
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010
Of Fang and Metal by falconstar100 reviews
A discovery in the woods causes Hiccup and Toothless to meet an ally and become caught up in an adventure to save their island, and possibly, their planet, from their new friend's deadly foe. Post-movie. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Doctor Who & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - 11th Doctor, Hiccup
Bolt Inc by Xion the Author reviews
A closet visit into Penny's door from Mike ends up with Bolt and his pals in the world of Monster's Inc. Now trapped for a few days in that world, how will the trio manage into their new found destination?
Crossover - Monsters Inc. & Bolt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010
About the Blood by angelus cado reviews
AU after season 2, pre-series for Harry Potter. Buffy sends Angel to hell, but ends up being thrown through time and space in the process. She ends up at Hogwarts in 1943. Will she change history?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,801 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Buffy S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fighting by Rift-Raft reviews
Hiccup and Astrid get into a fight. Toothless decides that he needs to intervene.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Camping Nightmare by fezakyuu reviews
Hiccup goes on a camping trip with Toothless however they fly into a storm and become seperated because of it. While Toothless searches for him, Hiccup finds himself stuck in a cave inhabited by another night fury.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,980 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Pokemon: Randomness Extreme: The Sinnoh Chronicles by FoxMcCloud7921 reviews
When the trainer's away, the Pokemon will play. See what happens when Ash and Dawn go on vacation, leaving their Pokemon all by themselves. WARNING: READING THIS FIC COULD CAUSE A DIFFERENT LOOK TO POKEMON AND EFFECTS COULD BE PERMANENT!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Pikachu, Piplup/Pochama - Complete
Breaking the Loop by Tora Marikama reviews
What if you did get your cake at the end of the game? It would open up a whole new can of worms. AU and ocs.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010
The True Vampire by HollowPantera reviews
Alucard and Victoria go to the U.S. to eliminate "vampire" threats
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,437 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Alucard
Parasite by 082 Martian Scout reviews
An infestation of parasitic, mind controlling creatures invade Berk, and Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid, and his friends are forced into an unexpected alliance with the rogue hunter; Zhan Fray. A few Hiccup&Astrid moments. Discontinued.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,578 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
The Right Place at the Right Time by Deana reviews
One of the Heroes suffers a medical emergency...but sometimes, a bad thing can happen for a good reason...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,424 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
the masks we wear by mr. wolferstein reviews
After Misty's investigation, they found out why Charizard really attacked ash.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Charizard/Lizardon, Ash K./Satoshi
PokéPotter by Darth X-Over reviews
Seconds from death, Harry is pulled into the Veil. Waking up in a new world, what adventures await our hero? Battles, mysteries, Team Rocket, love, laughs, loss and the infamous Potter luck landing him instantly in trouble... What more could you ask for?
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Harry P.
Metal Men by BandGeek99 reviews
Hiccup has more in common with the town's doctor than he realizes. No pairings, drabble-ish. Spoilers for end of anime kinda and movie.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Edward E., Hiccup
Retraining by ToasterAlarmClock reviews
Toothless is sick of being a housepet. He's a Night Fury! This is what happens when he turns on Hiccup, and how they both recover.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
How to fall off your dragon by Blue-Streaker reviews
Hiccup accidentally falls off Toothless while racing Astrid. And now he's stranded in a strange forest with her. How will he ever get back to his home? Read to find out. Set after the movie. HiccupxAstrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
Family, Magic, and Midians by Anime Monster reviews
A chance change in Halloween costumes for Xander has far reaching consequences. But even with the dusting of Spike, danger lurks around every corner.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,753 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Xander H., Alucard
Hellsing's Tribblable Troubles by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras finds a new pet within a secret Millennium base. What she doesn't know is that this adorable critter has been genetically engineered to mimic a creature from Star Trek. Soon Hellsing is overrun with purring balls of fur, much to Alucard's dismay.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Seras - Complete
Edward vs Seras by InkDeath reviews
Edward claims to be a vampire, and wants to prove it. Anderson and Alucard put Edward and Seras up to some tests to see if Edward is anything like a vampire. Sort of pairing between Seras and...read on and find out :P
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Seras, Edward
Humane by monsterMAYHEM reviews
Confused by Hiccup's constant worry over her well being, Astrid stomps off into the forest by herself to prove she can do well on her own. When she faces a threat bigger than herself, she will finally come to understand hiccups reason for worrying.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Someone likes you by Jollyroy reviews
An encounter between a boy and a Lucario. Contains adult themes.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,188 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Lucario - Complete
To Fear by Cookie Master's Apprentice reviews
Toothless seldom felt fear. Like the Vikings, dragons have stubborn problems. What he never knows is that one human hatchling you accidentally met in a forest can cause you to feel such fear when you can obviously cook him in one breath. Read and review!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Strange and Unusual by RadiantBeam reviews
Toothless still doesn't know what to think of her. Shouldn't mates support each other instead of hiding things? ::Heavily implied Astrid x Hiccup:: ::ToothlessAstrid friendship:: ::One-shot::
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Toothless, Astrid - Complete
Alone by Ash Ninja reviews
Hiccup goes for a quick night ride and runs into Astrid, he watches her preform a dangerous stunt with her dragon and goes after her. He finds himself doing things he has never had the courage to do. How can this end? One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
New Days Dawning by Staccato Rhythm reviews
And that just ended the argument. They stared at each other in complete silence, breathless and wide eyed at Astrid's revelation. They had never discussed the nature of their relationship until now. Astrid/Hiccup oneshot. Spoilers.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Unmentionable by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Do we shoot it?" Maybe Malcolm shouldn't ever leave the ship. My entry for Drown Malcolm Month.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Hellsing: Operation Twilight by Alex McM reviews
Alucard discovers the most vile of abominations...the Twilight movie! The word Vampire is becoming tainted and it's up to the world's greatest TRUE vampire to end the horror once and for all! That's right...Twilight...must DIE!
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Rebel against the System by xalenanar reviews
Two years since the war on the three gangs began and Agent Epsilon has had enough of the agency and his boredom and decides to take matters into his own hands.
Crackdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2009
Burn Baby Burn by Memories-of-the-Shadows reviews
A short little story of what makes a real vampire. Twilight crossover. You have been warned.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
In The Dark by Mistress Ashley reviews
Buffy/Alucard BtVS/Hellsing response for TTH FFA. Slayer dreams are odd things.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Buffy S., Alucard - Complete
pikachu unexpected love by deathsia reviews
Ash and pikachu have always been friends but what pikachu has never thought of is what if they could more than friends? A whole new set of feeling surge through pikachu as she has feelings for her trainer that she never felt before.this is just the first
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
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Hello there reviews
Just a random story i thought of at 2 am. Alucard has some fun. one shot
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Not an invitation too soon reviews
Willow is having a hard time living alone. When she receives a mysterious letter however, things will start to change.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Willow R., Albus D.
Trouble reviews
Buffy and Alucard meet, they have a showdown, guess who wins. AU
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Buffy S., Alucard - Complete
Star Trek, the test reviews
The graduation test of Starfleet Academy is approaching will Malcolm pass it? might be slightly AU but most likely not. Wow i am terrible at summaries.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - M. Reed