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Twi-Fic Promotions Presents

The Don't Mess With the Help One-shot Contest!

“Excuse me, Edward, is it? I think you missed a spot,” she called as she stretched languidly in her lawn chair, bringing her icy drink to her lips.

He paused, holding the pool skimmer in one hand, his muscular forearm flexing, his jaw twitching in irritation as he turned to her. Even through his irritation he couldn’t help but admire her tanned legs stretched out in her chair, her chestnut hair spilling over her shoulders, her tiny bikini...

He took a deep breath and turned his attention back to the pool. “Sorry, Ms. Swan,” he muttered, his green eyes glittering in the mid-afternoon sunlight.

“Just see that you get it all,” she smiled, admiring his glistening bare chest and back muscles from behind her sunglasses as he resumed skimming the pool.


Who doesn’t dream of having a sweaty, bare-chested Edward clean their pool or mow their lawn? Or what about a smart and sexy Bella as your maid?

We want you to send us your best one shots with PoolWard or MaidElla. Or maybe ChauffeurMet or YardCob. How about RosaNanny or JasGuard? Try writing up a meal prepared by AliChef. Be creative!! Make it hot and steamy, or make it cruel and awkward. Just make sure your entries revolve around one (or more)of our favorite characters as “The Help” with another character(s) as “The Employer”.

Here’s what we’re looking for:

-2,000 - 20,000 words

-MUST BE Beta’d or edited

-Can be up to 3 chapters (all chapters must be submitted at one time)

-Any pairings

-Any main characters

-Any ratings

-Any genres

-All human, please

-Collaborations between authors are allowed.

Here’s what we’re NOT looking for:

-No rape, incest, murder, abuse, etc.

-No more than 2 entries per penname/collaboration group.

-No existing stories or one shots.

Winners have been chosen!

1st Place: Going Down by TexasKatherine

2nd Place: Guarding Bella Swan by coachlady1

3rd Place: Man Maid in Chicago by PhoenixRising25

Congrats to the winners and a HUGE Thank You to all of the author's who entered a story. Thank's for your support!!!

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Breaking Free by earthprincess4 reviews
Bella comes from money. Her mom sends her to Forks to spend the summer with her dad on his horse ranch where Edward happens to work. Lots of fighting and bickering between the two as well as some lemons. Oneshot for the "Don't Mess With The Help Contest"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,792 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marlboros by QuantumFizzx reviews
Bella inherits a struggling farm she doesn't want & hires a quiet cowboy that appears to hate her. AH, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
Neon Forks by SuzsPetals reviews
Entry for the "Don't mess with the Help" Contest. Bella Swan is a frustrated young art student working for an arrogant, successful artist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Infiltration of Black Swan by llynn20 reviews
Edward's family is falling apart and he has little recourse other than taking down the Black Swan company from within. Can he manage the impossible task alone or find an unlikely ally? Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Messes by jkane180 reviews
Out of options, Rosalie accepts the job a friend hooks her up with as Emmett's housekeeper. If she can see past his unique messes, she just might find the solution to her own mess. *LEMON* Entry for Don't Mess with the Help Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,482 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
Sex and the Soil by il-bel-mondo reviews
Under the hot Texas sun, Edward, works hard as Charlie's farmhand. Beads of sweat are rolling off him, a voice calls from behind the window pane. What'll happen when face that goes with the snarky, sensual voice appears just in time to mess with the help?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,249 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
One Step Closer by Mavelle1 reviews
For six months, Emmett McCarty has been pushed and pushed by Rosalie, the Ice Queen, Hale. What will happen when she finally pushes him too far? Our entry for the "Don't Mess With the Help" contest. Collab. with Moonlit Wishes and TruLovEph 28 AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
What's Broken? by restlessxpen reviews
When the cable guy shows up at her apartment, Bella's left wondering what exactly he's come to fix-the television, or her? *Entry for the Don't Mess With the Help Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Untie Me, Slowly by CloverDilly reviews
Entry for the Don't Mess With The Help Contest. Edward has been fantasizing about his new pool girl Bella. What happens when he makes those fantasies a reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Edward, Bella
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