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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

I don't know what to put here, and i'm awkward, so, yeah ..
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Simplicity by PeinSaku reviews
She is the girl that has no heart, and he is the man that unknowingly stole it. "You will become my tool. You will fight for me, aid me when I call upon you. And in exchange, I will ensure that you become the most widely-revered kunoichi of your time."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,235 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
Of Dreams, Clouds and Mikans by foxchicka19 reviews
A collection of cute one-shot exchanges between Luffy and Nami aboard the Thousand Sunny!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 68,659 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Luffy, Nami
Draco and Hermione by Lazaraz reviews
After Hermione is captured and taken to Malfoy Manor, she escapes with Draco. They must work together to end the war, return to Hogwarts as eighth years, unite the four Houses and become Professors - while slowly falling in love in the process. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 166,707 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 1/12/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Pansy P.]
ForgetMeNot by Exxal reviews
What starts out as an unexplainable attraction soon grows into something much more. Amaimon can't explain it, but he wants to be with her. Always. AmaimonxShiemi
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,676 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Amaimon, Shiemi M.
Two Months Together 'Original' by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
- This is honestly probably the worst thing I have ever written. So, to remedy that, I'm revising it completely, top to bottom. Once enough people have found out about that, I will delete this. No arguments can be made to save it. But please check out the new one when an actual proper chapter is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,600 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Life After the Last Battle by TheHarryPotterDork reviews
Follows the lives of Ron, Hermione, Harry, Ginny, Neville, and Luna after the death of Tom Riddle. Please review! NEW CHAPTER! 03/20/12
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 146,295 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/13/2010
Angles by Coco-Minu reviews
At the right angle, in a line of sight, one might wonder why he never stopped staring at her for so much as a second. RoyxRiza one hundred themes challenge drabbles.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 74,366 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Black and Blond by My-name-is-foxglove reviews
Theme 64, The Scenery From a Car Seat: You understand the meaning behind a blink of his eyelid, and that is natural. You're a pack of dogs crawling in the muck and trying to stay alive; the leader must be understood and obeyed -trusted- without question.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 44,431 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 5/13/2009 - [Riza H., Roy M.]
Crazy by Ascaisil reviews
You don't understand!" Chopper shouted with tears running through his fur. "Robin's lost her mind! She's literally been driven insane!"
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,501 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Robin, Zoro
Behind by Somber Secrets reviews
Sasori was a puppeteer, a manipulator, that's why he could see right through her the moment he met her, "Sakura, join me and the Akatsuki. We can promise you something your teammates never could… to never be left behind." SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 180,673 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Let Me Be Broken by heylooklisten reviews
A disturbed Ravenclaw comes in between Ron and Hermione's relationship when his mind cracks and he loses his identity. He stumbles down a violent and dangerous pit, dragging the lives of many Hogwarts students down with him in a tale of life and death. R/Hr/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,547 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., OC
Twist of Fate by Steph's reviews
When war breaks out throughout the continent, Amestris is attacked and Mustang faces the biggest challenge of his life, leaving the country with Lieutenant Hawkeye, but planning to come back and fight when the time comes. Royai. Sequel to the manga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,771 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Roy M., Riza H.
Tale as Old as Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Puppet Master's Return by Swissgal16 reviews
Sasori has been revived, along with the other members. But how? Sakura is being sent on a mission to infiltrate the Akatsuki by convincing them to let her join, so that she can find out who did this. But soon, things seem to take a different turn...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,539 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Remember Me by lookitsria reviews
Based on the combination of the Latin obliviscor, meaning "forget," and the Aramaic ע ב ד א כ ד בר א, avda kedavra, meaning "what was said has been done," Oblivi Kedavra has the meaning "forget what has been done."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,895 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
SakuxAkatsuki AU She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 192,508 - Reviews: 2980 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
blushing all the way home by riouu reviews
In the remains of an old sweet store, Shiemi comes face to face for the first time with he who trails in her shadow. Amaimon/Shiemi. Oneshot, complete.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Amaimon, Shiemi M. - Complete
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Beneath All the Hate and Despair by MakenshiCrona reviews
When Kid finds out Crona is a new student at Shibusen, there's only hate and rage, for Crona there's sadness and confusion. Crona tries to gain his trust, but what happens when Medusa saunters in? Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,219 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Crona, Death The Kid
Wanted by Orange Sherbet reviews
Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Always in Repair by H-thar reviews
AU:Lightning comes out of crystalstasis in the middle of a revived conflict with PSICOM, the last l'Cie to wake after the fall of Cocoon. Hope has a five year head-start, but even his expert mechanical skills can't fix the bigger problems of their future.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,858 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Hope, Lightning - Complete
The Madness and the Cure by VesperChan reviews
They were called mad by society because they were artists. What society didn't know was that they were already mad, and that their art was the only thing that kept them sane. SakuraSasoriDeidara Lime
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,890 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Our Broken Porcelain by Havenlyangel reviews
Konoha turned her back on her, leaving her broken. I, Haruno Sakura, will share my tale as I catch Akatsuki's interest. Watch out Konoha, here I come.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,503 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Akatsuki Blossom by Traumaddict reviews
Being replaced is never easy, I for one know it first hand. I will share you the tragic tale that lead me into the arms of the most notorious Shinobi in the Ninja World. The Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Claire Stanfield Takes Chane and Looks on in Life by SavingtheGeneration reviews
Collaboration with Black Cat Running. This fanfic is about Claire Stanfield. Throughout this story we watch Claire and Chane's love for each other bloom. An angry Graham and Ladd out for revenge, and Claire somehow acquiring immortality. Read and review!
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,610 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Chane L., Claire S. - Complete
Quiet Crown by mebh reviews
Someone has taken an uncanny interest in the history of Colonel Roy Mustang. Arrogant, vain and often times unbearable as he is - his loyal crew struggle to protect him from an unknown threat. *Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,125 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
30 Days of SaNa by dandy wonderous reviews
A whole month of SaNa fluff! Written for Round Two of 30 onepiece's 30 Themes challenge. Various ratings. Day 30-Whale-They were finally a family. At last. COMPLETE! Goodnight, sweetheart, goodnight...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,529 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
Kiss Kiss by dandy wonderous reviews
Sanji meets a beautiful woman who actually loves him... and then his crewmates inexplicably start getting attacked. NOT SanjixOC. Expect violence and lots of angst. SaNa later, lots of general nakamaship. COMPLETE!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,621 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
Master of Puppets by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Sakura has been kidnapped by the Akatsuki to be used as bait. Her jailer and interrogator? None other than Sasori. Sakura is determined to endure if only to prove to Sasuke her worth as a shinobi but it won't be easy for Sasori will throw his worst at her
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,003 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
As If Happy Endings Exist by OrigamiGirl reviews
Sasori/Sakura - Shall we play a game together
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,706 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Innocence Of Noah by Noah Gabriel reviews
Lenalee is kidnapped by a mysterious person who seems to be able to use an Innocence. Lavi, Kanda, and Allen are sent to save Lenalee before calamity falls. AllenxLenalee LavixOC Enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 83,019 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Crossing A Fine Line by ILoveMyGojyo reviews
When Riza's mission leads to her dissappearance, what will Roy do to get her back? Will he make it on time or will he be too late?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,711 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
The Way to a Man's Heart Isn't By Crushing His Ego by Kaiya-Chan reviews
[Royai] Roy has just been promoted and Riza is a new transfer sent to work with him. What happens when she arrives and finds out Roy has an 'a woman can't do a man's job' attitude? Will they learn to get along? Or will the Fuhrer have to take matters into
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,435 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Reunited reviews
I was so focused on the blade at my throat, I didn't notice how close Sasuke and I really were. My body was pressed tightly against his, and I could even feel the vibration of his voice as he "hmph"ed Naruto. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,747 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
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