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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

What the hell was wrong with thirteen year old me. Why did no one stop me.

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Failure to Fangirl by randomqueenwilla reviews
Nami tries to make girl friends in the ninja academy by fan-girl-ing everyone but Sasuke, she fails to find a suitable idol and decides just to fan-girl Naruto for fun. That is until Gaara appears much later in the story, sadly. GaaNamiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 127,652 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Gaara, OC
Rina Tomonaga by Rabbitfoot O'Eight reviews
Has Rina Tomonaga ever regretted interfering with a world that maybe she should have left alone? Never. To those who are still there, to those who still care, I discontinue this with a sad heart. But did I leave you hanging? Absolutely not. Chapter 47: The Climax, The Aftermath, and The Lives Left for our Cross Academy Misfits.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 258,178 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 10/17/2009 - [Zero K., OC] - Complete
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
The Angel Sorrow by Those Intense Eyes reviews
She is the daughter of the Shinigami King. When she's reborn into the human realm she meets L. Thier relationship grows and she slowly falls for him. She'd do anything for him, though can she save him from the most dangerous mortal walking the earth? LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 85,866 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 2/6/2010 - L
Team 7: Revolution! by Everyone Like Me reviews
Alone, we were weak. United, we grew strong. We will become legend. This team wants to be the best, and nothing will stop them from reaching that goal. But with allies and enemies like these, it won't be easy. Haruno Sakura, the replaced, won't just roll over and take it. Dare to follow the adventures of the new Team 7. AU of the My Life as... series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 326,318 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven, OC - Complete
The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2584 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
One Last Spark by Kallypso reviews
I felt like I was in a pit and someone was wacking me with a shovel when I tried to climb out. I thought it ended two years ago. But sometimes ashes still smolder, sometimes all it takes is a spark to start a fire again. Book 3! Envy/OC, Edwin, Al/OC! R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 142,976 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Remembering what was forgotten by twilit angel reviews
On the night of the Uchiha massacre, what if Sasuke lost his memory and grew up in our dimension? He grew up to be a somewhat normal kid and was obsessed with the series Naruto. One day, he and his friend end up in the Naruto world! How will they react?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 178,897 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Haku - Complete
Teddie Bear Picnic by 01Shadow Angel reviews
Teddie Greenly an orphaned dancer of our world gets the chance of a life time by going into the world of Vampire Knight and live in her story. She thinks it'll be fun and games but theres more to it that meets the eye.KanamexOcxOC SORTA i don't own songs
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,337 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Kaname K. - Complete
The Last Black by VintageMaverick reviews
When Sirius Black was sent to Azkaban, he left his daughter Arra behind. Now, after growing up knowing nothing but the way of Slytherin, Arra is forced into the House of Gryffindor and the life of the famous Harry Potter. HP/OC DM/OC RW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,881 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Harry P., OC
A Cliche Dream by Kikoia reviews
When Tyrn is warped from her world to the A:TLA world, she's immediately thrown into the Gaang's everyday adventures. From fighting a war to romance amongst friends, this is sure to be a wild ride! Chapter 18 is now UP!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,230 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Aang, OC
Konoha's Pearl Princess by Princess Ani reviews
Sasuke's older sister comes back to Konoha, rekindling love in his heart. But Shinju also returned for other reasons: to finish a dangerous task given to her long ago. How far will she go to save those she loves? KakaxOC. R&R! Updates are frequent!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,354 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Kakashi H.
I'll Play Your Little Game by eternalsnowfox reviews
In the real world, they were ordinary teens suffering from boredom. In the Death Note world, their lives are put on the line. After accidental interferance with the plot, they realize that there's more to this new world than meets the eye...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 223,709 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010
Demon's Collared Beast by Rules Are Meant To Be Broken reviews
A teenager named Leo is taken in by Sebastian to be his apprentice. She was once out of control until Sebastian had tamed her & trained her. Can she follow his Orders and serve the Phantomhive Manor just like her master? SebastianxOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,915 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Sebastian M.
Konoha High : The Badass Style by b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b0r3d reviews
Four new girls come to dominate Konoha High without knowing it. Will they change the school for good? And maybe the Badboys that inhabit it? Really bad language. The story's horrible at first, but I swear it gets better KibaxOC SasuxOC GaaraxOC ShikaxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 406,959 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/3/2009
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
An Exquisite Pain by Not Enough Answers reviews
Tom Riddle/OC. She accidentally stumbles upon a Time-Turner and sends herself seventy years into the past. But will she come back completely unchanged?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,500 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
Cake and other supernatural things by Sety566 reviews
Eri eats strawberry creme cake for the first time and is sent to the world of Death Note. Trying to avoid contacting L or Light and save L's life, she and her shinigami, Maro begin to twist things from a distance. But how long will until they are found?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,915 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Reckless Abandonment by Buddy Kenneth reviews
With the Golden Trio focused on finding Voldemort's horcruxes, Morgan Caldwell is entrusted to go back in time to find something the Dark Lord hid during his 6th year at Hogwarts. She was prepared for trouble, but not a charming Tom Riddle. SEE PROFILE FOR NEWS CONCERNING UPDATES!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,969 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC
When Awesome meets Vodka by A Bleach-Drinking Hetalian reviews
Fem-Prussia is taken by Russia sometime after WW2, while she and her Bruder are still weak. She didn't know what would happen to her while she stayed there. Neither do you. Rated T. My first attempt at a completely dark fic. Please enjoy and review.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 47,405 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Russia, Prussia
Witchcraft by a Picture by anyavioletta reviews
If you think that Hogwarts was squeaky clean in the 1940's, think again. Sex, drugs, violence, love, jealousy, and a bit of murder… Welcome to Hogwarts! Tom Riddle/OC, Alphard Black/OC, OC/OC. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 231,393 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Waiting by TinyHearts reviews
She is fragile; delicate. The stoic man that she would do anything for gives her salvation. The life she had always wanted. Will Itachi die? What does Madara want with her? ItachixOC ItaOC ItachiOC Itachi/OC COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 55,623 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Elle Lawliet by DarkAlliGator reviews
L has a daughter. She wants to find out who Kira is. Oh, and who her father is too.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 59,235 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Lost Sister by justbeingDazed reviews
Kara is the younger sister of Inuyasha and Sesshomaru, only Inuyasha doesn't know he has a sister, and Kara has no clue she has another brother. When Sesshomaru is injured Kara vows to kill the one who hurt her brother not knowing it was Inuyasha
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 88,379 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6190 - Favs: 10,809 - Follows: 4,121 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
To Be Reunited by Lillian Edwards reviews
She calls herself Kira, she sees the names, but where does her bloodline really lead? The death note changed her life, can she save her father's? Mello and OC pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,764 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
Never by xdeidara-itachix reviews
3 girls go into the world of Naruto and live in Konoha for awhile. One of the girls, Hoshi, gets fed up with Konoha...and Sasuke and what will happen when the girls leave for the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 87,325 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jizen Keiji by Timekeeper101 reviews
LxOC. She is haunted by her past; he's just bored. Both have secrets. Both have reasons to be left alone... But loneliness is hard to deal with when you don't give someone else a chance. Rated M to be safe. Kind of OOC-ish. REWRITE PENDING!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 404,165 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - L - Complete
Nozomi Yagami's Wonderful Life of Doom by Awesome Galaxy reviews
In which Light is replaced with a female, hilarious version of himself. In which she becomes Kira, and kills people, and falls in love with her greatest enemy. In which L has nooo idea what he signed up for when he started this case... -L x OC-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,022 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - L, Ryuk - Complete
Itachi the Red Eyed Ninja by ShullBitter reviews
The classic Christmas song re-written for a very ninja Christmas! And to finish out the set of songs is Chapter 7, making this collection COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete
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The List of Things Sasori Does When He's Bored reviews
Sasori should never be left home alone. Ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sasori - Complete
Itachi's Birthday reviews
One of Itachi's fangirls wants to wish him a happy birthday! Happy june 9th everybody!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete