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Joined 04-24-10, id: 2338869, Profile Updated: 12-24-13
Author has written 8 stories for iCarly, Total Drama series, and Kunt u mij de weg naar Hamelen vertellen, mijnheer?.

Nothing special, just a 16 year old girl who loves almost everything. LITERALLY everything.

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I'm not FAT, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm Dutch so I MUST like the color ORANGE.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store or a petrol station.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... (I was one)
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm DUTCH, so I MUST wear CLUMPS and live in a MILL.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a GUY and into MUSICALS, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Didn't you read the first one?)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told).
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm into MUSICALS, so I MUST be a WEIRD person
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I like MUSICALS, so I MUST be a FREAK

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I kinda like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

I'm an (almost obsessed) gay rights supporter and anti-homophobe. But let's make it clear that that doesn't make me or others like me a lesbian!

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The trail de Nile runs by PrincessXofTHEcastleOFnight reviews
Draculura gets a dangerous and unpredictable vampire sickness at the same time the Wolf family learns to watch out for cars. And Deuce and Cleo habe a BIG secret they have to tell Cleo's father Ramses.
Monster High - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,492 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Cleo N., Draculaura
Total Drama Around the World by TheMuseumOfJeanette reviews
What happens when Chris invites Courtney to another season of Total Drama? One that includes 11 TD veterans, 2 of my OC's the 9 members of JERSEY SHORE cast, and an accidental Ezekiel? Fun, drama,jealous ex's and new couples that's what happens. POST TDWT
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,780 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Courtney
Total Drama What? by MrAjoker1337 reviews
With brand new contestants, hosts, and chefs, anything and everything will be happening in Total Drama What?. I know, may not be the best summary. Rated T for safety. Great News! I am off my haitis! Meaning the first real chapter will be up soon!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011
Move On It Up by JustUsGirls reviews
Cece get's jealous when Gunther's ex girlfriend from the holidays is back. Ty and Tinka, who are secretly dating, don't have time to spend it alone, since Deuce is always with them.
Shake It Up! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - CeCe J., Gunther H.
Total Drama:Miami by XxXCrazytylerxXx reviews
Join 8 housemates as they are forced to share a beach house with each other for the whole summer! There will be drama,love and a whole lot of humor in this awesome story! So sign up now! APPS OPEN!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011
The Dreamer's Heir by LittleMissMoucheMae reviews
This is set a couple of months after Wembley, about Galileo and Scaramouche. I can't say too much more without giving it a way, not that I really know what is going to happen! Rating might change, please read and review it!
We Will Rock You - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Galileo F., Scaramouche
The Bohemian Child by Whovian-2006 reviews
Meats pregnant. How will she tell Brit and what will the childs destiny turn out to be?
We Will Rock You - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Meat/Oz, Britney S. - Complete
iRead Sam's Diary by TrueChiz reviews
*RE UPLOADED* "Give me the diary!" "What's so important that is in here?" Cute one with a lot of SEDDIE!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
It's So Cliche! by DrClaudiaVaughn reviews
Twenty-two campers. Two wacky hosts. One deserted island. What could possibly go wrong in this cliche-filled tale? APPS OPEN.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2011
love at first sight by pennyheartsseaweed reviews
Penny and Seaweed love story love at first sight and would happens after that some adult parts to the story PENWEED story from both Penny and Seaweed's pov
Hairspray - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010
Pilot by imsantiago reviews
What is going on in Jade's life on the Pilot episode? What is she thinking? Pilot episode in Jade's POV Yes, I changed my summary.Bade!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,140 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Galactik Football: Season 3 by xUnicornsRulex reviews
The Snow Kids are going to try and win the cup for the third time but when a team mate disappears and Ahito mysterious illness returns, how can the Snow Kids focus on football?
Galactik Football - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,113 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
Gwenade by John Morrison Invades TDI reviews
Trent reflects on his relationship with Gwen while performing a superb song. Mostly in Trent's POV, a bit of Gwen too. Rated T for adolescent themes.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Trent, Gwen - Complete
Without Love by Sparky2295 reviews
Link, Tracy, Penny, and Seaweed give you their views on how life would be without love. This is my first Hairspray one-shot so please, no rude reviews. Thanks! Pairings: Trink and Penweed!
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
One of the Many Falls by WhiteShadowww reviews
Third one, hope you like it ;
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sinedd, Mei - Complete
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Vacaciones im Schnee reviews
Two ex-contestants in the same house, which makes a combined family of fourteen children... No one could have known that during a family holiday, so much unexpected things would happen.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Alejandro, Gwen
The Total Drama Restaurant reviews
While Blainely is doing a fifth season with the new competitors, Chris makes the others work in Das Total Drama Restaurant in Munich, Germany. And we all know it, that can only mean one thing. Drama! *on hiatus*
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012
Total Drama Completely Insane reviews
The contestants are in Alicante, Spain now. Will they survive this tangle of streets, alleys, houses and churches? Read to find out! *on hiatus*
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012
The Drama Will Rock You reviews
Some of the ex-contestants get in the musical We Will Rock You in London. And knowing them, that will cause a lot of drama. DxC HxA TxG IxD LxT HxL GxB *on hiatus*
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011
Noem eens iets wat je leuk vind! reviews
Een typische, regenachtige dag in Laar. Oneshot, het is kort maar erg lief.
Kunt u mij de weg naar Hamelen vertellen, mijnheer? - Rated: K - Dutch - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Bertram B., Lidwientje W. - Complete
The Morning I Woke Up Beside My Ex reviews
Trent wakes up the morning after Geoff's party... Title says it all, I think
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Trent, Gwen - Complete
Total Drama India reviews
The rangers from Toronto Zoo: Heather, Gwen, Noah, Courtney, Trent, Harold and LeShawna, get a big surprise. And an adventurous and dangerous trip to an Asian country *on hiatus*
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011
For the first time
Songfic about Sam and Freddie, with one of the most wonderful songs I ve ever heard!
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete