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Joined 04-24-10, id: 2339489, Profile Updated: 06-12-11
Author has written 5 stories for South Park.

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Gentlemen Prefer Blondes by SouthParkScenarios reviews
Kenny is sold to the highest bidder. Contains pedophilia and slight BDSM.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kenny M., Carol M.
Trademark Words by Kaia-Rhea reviews
On the exterior, everything looks fine. He's just Kyle. But there's more to him then anyone else knows. Rated T for abusive themes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Bon Appetite by Cliscia reviews
Oh, if only everything was a dream. Where cellophane flowers are not reality, and Kyle is abducted by something not of this Earth. Style. Cryle. alien!Stan, gore/cannibalism/vore
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,095 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Running out of Kindness by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
Very violent and Graphic: Kenny decides that SOMEONE needs to teach Eric Cartman a lesson, and what better time then to get him when he's alone in a shower room. Rape. I would suggest that you do not read this if you are easily offended and upset. noncon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,755 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Pitching a Tent by Icelilly reviews
Stan falls asleep in class and ends up getting a sexual dream. But that dream comes with consequences... Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2011 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Control by kammy147 reviews
Stan is so confident, he knows he is in control. Or is he? Style. Smut already in the first chapter. First time writing detailed lemon, please review. Rated M for everything. you know what I mean, sex, drug and all those dirty stuff... yum XD
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,080 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Wow, I Can Get Sexual, Too by Agent Green Ushanka reviews
Kyan Uke!Stan Seme!Kyle Stan must be punished for ditching Kyle for Wendy. xD
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Hats by SouthParkScenarios reviews
Stan has an unusual request for Kenny the whore. Technically Stenny but actually Style...it has boy sex.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Cherry by octo-spark reviews
It's homework time: Stan's working and Kyle's asleep. What would make this situation better? Why, Stan molesting Kyle in his sleep, of course! All hail Style! Rated M for obvious reasons, kiddies.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Determination by MizzRawrLovezYaoi reviews
"You sure know how to pick 'em McCormick. Because this is going is going to be a challenge, even for you." Kenny's had his eyes on Kyle for quite some time. but when Kyle tells him different, Kenny's determined to prove his little Kylie wrong. R&R!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Splat! by h4kupwns reviews
Some South Park kids decide to play paintball. With an uneven number and Kyle being a noob, Kenny convinces his big bro Kevin to pair up with Kyle and show him the ropes. KevinxKyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Kevin McCormick, Kyle B. - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by h4kupwns reviews
Who could resist a passed out Kyle? K2 oneshot, now a twoshot by request. -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Seaciety by Figure.10 reviews
Cartman is determined to create another sea-ciety and once again be God of the sea-people. He has a 20-gallon tank, 6 packets of brine shrimp, and a huge ego. There's only one more ingredient... C/K/S/K non-con CM/PM
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Complete Combustion by FilthyRed reviews
Takes place during World War II. Kyle is brought to Auschwitz, where he meets the sadistic and spiteful SS-soldier Cartman, who makes his life a hell but also provokes feelings he never had before. Cartman x Kyle, VERY EXPLICIT CONTENT - S/M, torture, sex
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,381 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
We Had a Bad Day by You'veBeenJayed reviews
horrible title "Haven't you guys noticed how alike you are?" he asked them. Kyle and Stan are in a bad mood, one for a reason, the other just because. Kenny's determined to fix this. Style, very very minimal K2 and Stenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Restraints by Soul Flash reviews
“Goddammit, Jew...” Cartman breathed as he furiously began to work on Kyle's belt buckle, “Why'd you have to wear a goddamn belt today...?” Kyman. Graphic lemon. Contains whipping, rimming, frottage, dirty talk, masochism, and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Stan and Kyle's Kinky Sleepover by JasonMyersX reviews
Stan and Kyle have one hell of a sleepover. Rated M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Super Best Friends by emilovessouthpark reviews
Kyle and Stan are Super Best Friends. Apparently, super best friends can get really, really close. Onesided Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
All Fun and Games by sodsta reviews
Cartman has something of Kyle's, but in order to get it back, Kyle has to play the game. warnings for non-con and abuse
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
We're Too Old For This by EpicInTheLibrary reviews
Stan and Kyle have a sleep over. Kyle dreams. Stan wants. Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Swimming Session by RetiredSPAuthorNo78 reviews
Wendy finds an interesting way to ease her confusion. Wendy/Bebe, Femslash, OneShot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S. - Complete
deja vu by kyleisgod reviews
A story for lovers and haters of Stan x Kyle fan fiction.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
When you Come Down by BleedmeBlind reviews
After the Raisins episode Stan can’t stop thinking about Wendy so Kyle takes matters into his own hands and shows him there are others out there.if you don’t like it, don’t read it Slash
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
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Who's Teacher Now? reviews
Eric Cartman is delighted to have been appointed student teacher for the day... and he's determined to make his authoritah known to a certain Jewish classmate. Based on the -tragically too short- classroom scene from the episode "Eek, a Penis!" S12.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Biology reviews
Kyle/Ike. Non-consensual... with no overt sexual content. Please don't be fooled: this isn't light reading.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Ike B., Kyle B. - Complete
Butters Dies reviews
Kenny McCormick has always had it pretty hard, yet having Butters steal his limelight is fast becoming the biggest injustice of all.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Jews Can't Be Firemen reviews
And they can't be pirates... still they are good for writing pointless, PWP fanfiction about...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete