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Joined 04-24-10, id: 2339926, Profile Updated: 12-19-10
Author has written 12 stories for iCarly, Teen Titans, True Jackson, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Hiya! my name is Typerer13! I am now a BETA!!!!!! Yay! oh, and Caught 3 will now be posted on DarkRapture's profile. READ HIS STORIES!!!!!!!! THEY ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ship SEDDIE (I HATE CRUDDY).

1. FIRST NAME: Sierra

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No.

3. SIBLING NAMES: Alfred and Richard

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? ? Two years ago at my brothers wedding.

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Not really, no.

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Honey Ham.

7. KIDS? Purple.

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? OH HELL NO!

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? No

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? No, Never! Why would I, a High school teenager, use sarcasm? DUH!

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yerp

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Hell Yeah.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? COCO PUFFS! Aw yeah.

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Never.

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Compared to Liz? Hell yeah. Compared to Sierra? HELL NO.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

7. SHOE SIZE? 8.5

18. RED OR PINK? Red

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I’m near-sighted

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Not horny Sierra, those were the good days…

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? I could Care less…

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? A black shirt and Cadillac Boxers. I’m barefoot.

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Cake.

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Deep Impact. (a movie)

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Orange

26. FAVORITE SMELL? Mint.

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Sierra, me and her are BFFL’s. But then I heard awkward mewling noises on the other line and I asked her if her cat was in heat and she said “No, I have Amber over.” So I hung up.

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Eyes.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Nope.

30. FAVORITE DRINK? SMOOTHIES

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Rugby

32. EYE COLOR? Light brown

33. HAT SIZE? I’m supposed to know that?

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Medium-Rare/Rare Steak

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scary Movies

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Red.

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? My black hoodie with my rockstar jeans and my black hi-top Osiris’s that my friends dubbed my Lazer Tag shoes. (because the insides are electric blue and the tongues are neon green and the laces are checkered purple and black.)

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter, definitely.

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Cheesecake!

List 10 of your friends (not in order)

1.Trevor

2.Amber

3.JJ (chick)

4.Adam

5.Victor

6.Liz

7.Sierra G.

8.Morghan (dude)

9.Helena

10.Muriel

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Adam would order a pizza, and JJ and Morghan would argue.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Victor would say “Hells Yeah!” And go.

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Trevor, he’s right down the street from me.

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in: their reaction?

Amber and Sierra: *macking*

Muriel: Oh god! Not again!

Sierra: *Puts one hand up Amber's shirt and squeezes her boob, puts the other hand on her ass*

Muriel: *covers eyes* Find happy place! FIND HAPPY PLACE!

Amber: *moans loudly*

Muriel: AHHHHHHH! *runs away screaming* THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN!!!(Yeah, this actually happens a lot, poor Muriel)

5) 4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Sierra because she’s a frackin’ beast!

6) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Fire! Everybody run!

7) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Probably Adam, because the other two annoy her.

8) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Sierra would probably ask for her pants back. Victor stole them last year and never returned them. They were on her when he took them. Even then, Amber would probably stay and they'd go at it on the couch (again) Then Muriel (its always Muriel who walks in on them, except for the one time Victor and I did [and recorded it]) then just scroll up to question four to see what happens next.

9) You get to date either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

Trevor, cuz Liz is awkward.

10) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

Well, I would punch JJ, then Sierra would mangle her while the rest of us sat back and watched.

11) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Morghan would Wedding Crash the damn place.

12) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because Sierra’s fought off three grown men, and won. She’s also put seven people in the hospital for messing with her friends. She’s an all around Badass, and Liz is a 4’7” weakling. Sierra would kill her.

13) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

“Okay, so once apon a time… isn’t that funny to say? OH! Did I tell you about that time that the funny looking squirrel stole my watch because it was shiny? I like shiny things! Ooh! That thing up there is shiny! Did you know that I’m afraid of heights? My brothers trapped me in a tree once, They also told me Santa Claus was a pedophile. I don’t like pedophiles, but I love Christmas! One year I got a puppy! But it peed on me, dog pee smells weird… What were we talking about again?” Muriel is very ADHD.

I have a new BFF!!!! Thier name is JNSF8kizzo!!! Read the stories!!!!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the library, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you don't say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but instead yell random things that make you laugh. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you head bang to a slow song, or become obsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on your scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major argument with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. Crazy is when you try to email Stephanie Meyer to hurry up and write Midnight Sun otherwise your dad will beat the crap out of her. crazy is when you listen to old songs then put the radio on on something modern. Crazy is when you decide that you can live with only three hours of sleep so that you can finish reading the book that needs to be returned today.Crazy is when you laugh every time see HOme EcoNOMics written down, because the word NOM is in there. Crazy is when you run into the school bathroom pretending to look for Billy Mays because you need to get some Oxy-Clean from him, as you spilled soda on you shirt. Crazy is when you’re eating some cheese and you say, ‘this is great pie’ and you’re mother stares at you and asks, ‘what?’ so you reply with, ‘Oh, Sorry, I meant noodles!’. Crazy is when you start singing two songs at once. Crazy is when you just randomly blurt things out in the middle of a conversation. Crazy is when you walk into the house after a long carride, fall on the floor in the middle of the hall and rub you face against the carpet while muttering "I missed you so much. Please forgive me for leaving." If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Soundtrack of My Life: On Shuffle

Opening Credits: Remember The Name- Fort Minor

Waking Up: Shattered- O.A.R

First Day At School: Not My Time- 3 Doors Down

Falling In Love:Animals- Nickelback

Fight Song: HeadStrong- Trapt (Hell yeah!)

Breaking Up: Far Away- Nickelback

Prom: Tangled Up In Me- Skye Sweetnam

Mental Breakdown:Animal I Have Become- Three Days Grace

Life: Livin' La Vida Loca- Ricky Martin (... Wow...)

Driving: Ignorance- Paramore

Flashback: Follow You Home- Nickelback

Getting back together- Place for my Head- Linkin Park

Wedding: You're Gonna Go Far, Kid- The Offspring

Birth of child: If Today was Your Last Day- Nickelback (I love Nickelback! Can you tell?)

Final Battle: Prayer of The Refugee- Rise Against (this one actually makes sense...)

Death Scene: Good Riddance- Green Day (Gee, I feel so loved)

Funeral Song: Gotta Be Somebody- Nickelback (... uh...)

End Credits: Savin Me- Nickelback

Soundtrack of My Life: Holiday- Green Day (Awesome!)

Moral of my life story? I'm going to live a crazy, depressing, angst-filled life while causing anarchy. I'm going to give birth to a dancer, and nobody will miss me when I die. Well... either that or I just need some happier music.

Thats all for now... Laterz!

Typerer13.

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IAm At Home On The Range by BeautifulDreamer.x reviews
Sam Puckett has a huge secret, a secret that comes out when she, Freddie and Carly go to her Auntie Amanda's horse farm. Will the illness of one of the horses bring a certain tech geek and a certain blonde haired bully closer? Seddie Sam/Freddie. review?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 78,535 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iTeach Sex ed by HeyBulldogProductions reviews
When Carly, Sam and Freddie's health teacher gets fired who will step in? Possibly a 28 year old 180 pound spazzy artist?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Spencer S.
iMust Break A Curse by InsaneBlueberry reviews
Response to a SmileyFace challenge. Sam has a normal summer, when things start to turn upside down. She quickly learns that her father has sent her two half-sisters, Sally and Milly, to destroy Sam and Melanie's lives. Seddie. HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,571 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
No Surprises by spinlight reviews
iCarly plus zombies set in a post apocalyptic world? Sure, why not. Sam/Freddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Tokka Beginnings by Snow22 reviews
How did the Blind Bandit and the Warrior of the South end up together in each other's arms? A oneshot look on the history of this seemigly chaotic couple.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
The Last Superhero: Inferno by King Nate reviews
When Freddie stumbles across his father burning and flying out of the sky, he instantly becomes confused and fearful. Amidst his father's final moments, learns of a new responsibility that he has as Inferno, Seattle's last superhero.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Who is Dating Katara Anyways? by Tropicwhale reviews
So I found this in what was basically piles of old files. There is slash mentioned and crude sex jokes. Don't read unless you have a severely twisted sense of humor. Katara/?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Katara - Complete
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The Breaking Point reviews
Sam is just trying to live a normal life, but being cursed isn't easy. Who is it that knows her secret? And what is going on with everyone she knows keeping secrets? Can Sam save herself and her friends or will she hit The Breaking Point?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Sam P.
Balloon Fiesta reviews
SEDDIE fic about... well the title says it all really.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iAm not you Dog reviews
Sam is tired of the way Carly treats her. Rated for exsessive mental cursing
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sam P. - Complete
PDA in the Principals office reviews
Title says it all
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Seddie Rules reviews
Its a really good story, even if I only wrote it to give Seddieshippers some good news. rated for curse words, some violence, and situations.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Fighting reviews
Thanks to my cousin Robert for the help. The title sucks, but the story is awesome. I garuntee it! Zutara and Tokka. Rated t for violence and language
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Caught 3 reviews
Sequel to Caught. Special thanks to DarkRapture for all the help! You rock dude!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven
Trapped in Paris: My Ending reviews
The way Trapped in Paris should've ended. I don't own True Jackson, Vp. this is my first fanfic for this show
True Jackson - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Lulu, Ryan - Complete
One of those Girls reviews
A short BBxRae songfic. lol the ending sucks cheese but it not all bad. The product of a profane mind and writers block
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Caught: A Different POV reviews
Read ifd you loved Caught!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Caught reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if two titans were caught almost doin the dirty? i suck at sumarries but this one is good. rated T for cussing and mild adult themes
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Freddies Song reviews
Freddie sings a song about his view on how he treats Sam. Complete. My first story. R&R a-n, be harsh
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete