Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and iCarly.
If you're reading this, that means you're on my profile! *Angels sing* *Light cascades down on you from Heaven* HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! Anyway, I'm Alyssa. I like being different. I love to write, read, draw, sing, act, all of it. I love Harry Potter(: I'm in love with several fictional characters, don't hold that against me! Anyway, my heart belongs to Ron Weasley(: Then he tore it in half and gave the other part to Draco Malfoy(: I'm also love a character from my own story (not an ff) and he doesn't have a name yet. But, other than that he is pretty much figured out, and, rumor has it, he's a very well-developed character. So, thanks to all that seem to think so!
I love grammar.
I solemnly swear...
If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout "TO THE BAT MOBILE!"
...that I am up to no good.
Big Harry Potter Survey
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? Oh, most definitely!
Could you prove that statement in court? Try me.
Do you know any of the characters' middle names? How do you not?
What's Hermione's? Jean!
What's Ron's? Bilius!
What's Harry's? James!
What's Ginny's? Molly!
Have you seen all the movies? I own all of them that have come out on DVD. So, yes.
Read all the books? Sure have!
What do you think of J.K. Rowling? She is my favorite author of all time. God bless her.
Character overall? Hmm...gotta be Ron.
Female character? Hermione.
Male character? Ronald Bilius Weasley! -melts-
Group of characters? The Trio! (Harry-beary, Ronnie-kins, and Hermione...whiny? Ha ha.)
Adult? Hmm...Either Remus or Severus.
Professor? McGonagall and Snape. (I love them both so very muchley!)
Ship? R+Hr (Ron and Hermione)
Book? Deathly Hallows
Spell? Avada Kedavra/Killing Curse
Sweet? Chocolate Frogs, duh!
Place? "To The Burrow!"
Weasley twin? Fred! :'( I cried when he died. R.I.P. dear, Fred. You will be sorely missed. Along with Snape! Did you know Snape is one of my favorite characters, and I didn't even cry when he died? I guess I was in shock. Poor Sev, poor, poor Sev...
Shop? Flourish and Blott's
Character overall? Lavender Brown and Umbridge
Female character? Umbridge and Lavender Brown
Male character? Krum, maybe? I pretty much like all of the male characters. Oh, Filch. And Lucius, God, I hate Lucius! He's such a ... a ... I don't know...
Adult? Umbridge. Stupid toad.
Student? Lavender Brown. Lavender Brown, I shall murder you. ... With a rusty fork. ... I bet you read Twilight.
Spell? Scruge/Destroys ectoplasm (the remains of ghosts) The ghosts deserve to live! Oh, wow, I sound stupid... They deserve to exist.
Book? Order of the Pheonix
Ship? Lavender/Ron; Draco/Hermione; Harry/Ginny...
Sweet? Bertie Bott's Every Flavored Beans
Death Eater? Lucius Malfoy Me: *Stabs in the neck with a rusty fork* DIE! DIE! DIE!
Shop? Borgin & Burkes
Professor? Gilderoy Lockhart
Couples--What do you think?
Ron/Hermione? It's my favorite(: They're just so... meant to be, y'know?
Harry/Hermione? I don't like non-canon, usually. This is ew-ish. It's like incest.
Harry/Ginny? My least favorite canon couple. I don't like Ginny that much. She is very funny, though. ... Sometimes. I don't really like her. *Braces for impact* Oh? You don't either? I knoew I liked you!
Harry/Luna? Hmm...NO! Yes, I know said I don't like non-canon but, I can't help but picture how cute little Luna/Neville babies would be. :) Cute. Ha ha, but, no, Harry should be with Gin.
Harry/Pansy? Even J.K. didn't like Pansy, how're you going to ship her with the main character?!
Ron/Lavender? R/L shippers need to rot in hell. Ha ha, just kiddi--no. I'm not kidding. Go shoot yourself in the foot.
Ron/Luna? No! Ron has to be with 'Mione! Remember? Luna/Neville babies?!
Ron/Pansy? Ronnie MUST be with Hermione! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!
Ron/Fleur? Nope. Fleur should be with Bill in my opinion.
Hermione/Krum? Krum can't even say her name right!
Hermione/Draco? No. So, so wrong. I mean, I can't deny I'm a sucker for love/hate relationships. But, it has to be balanced. Like, Sam and Freddie from iCarly, or Josh and Mindy from Drake and Josh, or duh, Ron and Hermione. It has to have the bickering showing the hate side, but the love has to be there too. I feel like with the Dramione ship there is just too much hate. Do you understand?
Hermione/Weasley twin? No, they just... I know so many people ship this, but they barely ever talk! How can you base a relationship off of nothing? The only Weasley for Hermione is a Mr. Ronald Bilius(:
James/Lily? Love it! I know, I know, "But, James and Lily are just like Harry and Ginny!" Not exactly. There's just something about James/Lily that EVERYONE loves, y'know?
Lily/Snape? As besties, yes. Most definitely! As partners? I would... I would ship this SO hard, but, Harry wouldn't be here... and, well, we'd all be screwed. But, I like to think that somewhere deep, deep, down Lily really loved Severus in a romantic way.
Lily/Sirius? Never really thought about it. But, James and Sirius are so inseperable it's like they're brothers. And, it would be weird for Lily to be mackin' on James' brother.
Lily/Lupin? Nah, I like Tonks/Lupin.
Tonks/Lupin? Aw, that's so cute, I just mentioned you guys! Yeah, Tonks and Lupin. I love Teddy! I love Teddy SO MUCH! He's so... badass. Yes! That's the description of Teddy. If you look up Teddy in your dictionary it will most definitely say "badass." Too bad he's an orphan now. :( At least he has Harry for a godfather though(:
Draco/Pansy? No! Draco is waaaayyy too good for that clingy, she-witch! (Oh, dang... That didn't come out right...)
Fred/Angelina? More like George and Angelina.
Bill/Fleur? Aw, "Victoire's snogging Teddy!" Ha ha, priceless.
Harry/Cho? No. Cho was a crybaby. It's not like she was in love with Cedric! C'mon, who the heck cries for three straight books?! C'mon, Cho, man-up!
This or That?
Harry or Ron? RON!
Hermione or Ginny? Hermione(:
Neville or Seamus? Oh, dang! I love them both with a passion... Aw, c'mon you're seriously going to make me choose?! Urrrghh, SEAMUS!!! C'mon! He's IRISH!!! YOU CAN'T DENY HIS IRISH-NESS!!!
Snape or Slughorn? Snape-a-doodle(:
Fred or George? George
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny definitely(:
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione FTW!!!
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Luna
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione =]
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Ugh, they're both so disgusting! Um... H/Hr I guess. -gags- But! Only bc Ron (and me, for that matter) hates Krum. Krum can't even say the girl's name right! Well, basically no one could until book 4, but still... "Herm-own-ninny" ... "Close enough" ROFL!
Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione FTW!!!
Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer(:
Zonko's or Weasley's Wizard Wheezes? WWW!!! You gotta love them Weasley twins! :)
Hog's Head or The Three Broomsticks? The Three Broomsticks, definitely.
James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James and Lily. Where would we be without Harry?
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts! OH, YEAH!!!
Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley(: In COS the movie: "Dia-gen Elley!"-Harry "What did he say?"-Molly "Dia-gen Elley"-Arthur "That's what I thought he said"-Molly. Ha ha ha!
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor(: Home of Draco!
Bertie Bott's or Fizzing Whizbees? Fizzing Whizbees FTW!
Witch Weekly or the Daily Prophet? Daily Prophet (but, we all know the Quibbler triumphs over all!)
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Barty Crouch. Rita is just so horrible. I feel so bad for Crouch anyway...poor Crouch-ey Crouch. =,(
Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? Gryffindor, I s'pose.
Gryffindor or Hufflepuff? Gryffindor! "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders"-Ced. "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"-Dumbledore
Gryffindor or Slytherin? SLYTHERIN!!!
Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw, because Luna! ... And Moaning Myrtle ...
Ravenclaw or Slytherin? SLYTHERIN!!! (Slytherin is my House, if you didn't know.)
Slytherin or Hufflepuff? SLYTHERIN!!!
Have you ever been to a release party? No. :(
Ever cried while reading one of the books? Yes. I admit it! When Fred, and Sirius, and Lupin, and HARRY! (Even though he was fine... ???) and Dumbledore, and Mad Eye, and Hedwig and a bunch of other characters snuffed it. Wow, thanks J.K. Just kidding(:
Ever cried while watching one of the movies? No, but, my mom started crying during HBP (IN THE THEATER) when Snape killed Dumbledore.
Books or Movies? Books will always pwn the movies. Even though... Rupert Grint... Oh my Weasley... Man...
Had a dream about Harry Potter? YES!!! I had a dream that my daddy bought me a broomstick, and we were playing Quidditch in my front yard. Yes, I am a beast Seeker.
Been to a fansite? What HP obsessor hasn't?!
Been to J.K. Rowling's site? Numerous times. Pretty cool. (-Jonah voice-) (Lol, iCarly moment)
Have you ever roleplayed? No. I get emailed all the time though, people asking (-cough- BEGGING -cough-) me to visit their roleplaying sight. I always check 'em out. But, roleplaying is really unappealing to me. I just can't get into it. Believe me, I would NEVER be one of those authors that can't write a book by themselves. They have like their daughter or there best friend write it with them... It's icky.
If so...who were you? I didn't.
Did you use to have an absurd theory? No, because, I didn't.
What was it? I DIDN'T!!!
Do you hide your obsession? No! I love Harry Potter and I'll let everyone know that! Would you like to know? I LOVE HARRY POTTER!!!
Does it work? I dunno, never tried.
Ever dressed up as a character? No, but I dress up my little brother as Harry when I'm bored. On Halloween, I might though. Even though I'm too old. Curse you, world.
Ever noticed you can't spell Hermione without Ron? I make note of that as often as I can. I think of it as fate in the heavens! -looks up at ceiling; sings angelic music, while strumming imaginary harp-
Did you just try to prove that wrong? NO!
Notice that if Harry and Hermione got married they'd have the same initials? Yeah, no duh.
Did you just try to prove that wrong? No. Even though it makes me sad. -throws down imaginary harp- "Forget this shizz!"
Have you noticed Lily Evans and Ginny Weasley are a lot alike? DUUUUUUHHHH!!! You're a blind, and stupid person if you haven't.
Do you find it weird that Harry and James fell in love with girls so alike? No. Ever heard of "Like father, like son"?
Do you know what fanfiction is? No. No, I don't. -sarcastic tone-
Ever been to a fanfiction site? No, I'm just typing this on a non-fanfiction site on my non-fanfiction profile. "Why you so stupid?" -Sam to Freddie- (iCarly moment)
Do you read fanfiction? Yeaaahhh...
If so, do you like it? If the story is well-written, sure.
Are you a member of a fanfiction site? Yeah.
What site? Fanfiction.net
Do you write fanfiction? Yeahhh...
Do you like to write fanfiction? Sure!
Ever had Harry Potter candy? Me and one of my besties are gonna have a sleepover and make some. We planned, it never happen life sucks. "You'll never die a virgin, because life screws us all." Rofl, whoever first said that is my hero. Rofl. (Cool, psshyeaahh?)
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter stuff? Well, I own the six movies, the seven books, three Harry Potter shirts, a Golden Snitch, a Time Turner, two sticker books, a coloring book, that's all I can think of right now... Hopefully I can go to the theme park in Florida and get more(:
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? No. Maybe I can get it off eBay...
Do you have a Harry Potter shirt? I have THREE! Take THAT motha fudgaaa!!!
What character are you most compared to? Ron. Ha ha.
Do you agree with this? Sometimes... at times I can be really lazy, but sometimes I'll act just like Luna. (You don't wanna be around me when I go all Luna!) But, when I'm PMS-ing I'm Draco! LOL! Ha ha ha.
Do you have any Harry Potter nicknames? Yeahhh...
What are they? Well, my dad calls me Moaning Myrtle but not all of the time. And, then me and my friends all have jokes from AVPM, does that count?
Do you object to being called them? Nah, it's all in good fun.
Are your friends supportive of your obession? My two besties, Alaina and Athena are just as obsessed (maybe less) as I am, so they do. But, almost everyone I know dislikes the Potter realm that I live in. Stupid Hufflepuffs.
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter? Tons...
What's one (no need to explain)? Well...sigh...I'm gonna explain one anyway. Whenever me and my friend hear "Dumbledore" we say "Dumbley-door!" in our best impression of Madam Maxime. (That's just one. I could write a book on all of them!)
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? Only everything!
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? Yes! So much! My letter was just...delayed. THE OWL GOT TIRED, OKAY?!
Have you reread the books? Yeaaahhh!!!
Have you ever had a Harry Potter-themed party? Me and my besties are planning it, like as we speak. Well... type...
Have you ever had a RP party? Nope.
Do you want to? Nah, it would be awkward, bc I'd be bossing everyone around and it... it would end in turmoil.
Have you ever read a Harry Potter musical? No. But, I've SEEN A Very Potter Musical! BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD!!!
Have you ever written one? No, but now I know what I'm doing tomorrow(:
Do you want to? Shoosh yeah!
Have you ever entered a contest to win something Harry Potter? Nah.
If you wrote a Hogwarts musical would you let people read it? Just my besties. Who would star in it, as we post in on the Tube.
Are you going to write one? Well, now I have to!
Is the musical thing annoying you? Yes. Please, let it go...
Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter? You're getting close, dear.
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An iCarly Survey
What’s your favorite episode?
Season 1- iWin A Date. I love Gibby so much, I named my cat after him. Rofl.
Season 2- iKiss. I ship Seddie. I ship that jank hard.
Season 3- iPhsyco. That was by far the funniest episode yet. And, c'mon, Guppy = epic win!
Season 4- iGot A Hot Room. When Sam jumped on Freddie, my face: =D
Have you put any of the episodes on your iPod?
No, I don't even have an iPod.
Who introduced you to the show?
No one. I've watched it from the beginning. I'm a sucker for any Dan Schneider show. xD
Did you watch the sneak preview of the first episode when it came on TV?
Heck to the yes! And, even from that I shipped Seddie. Now, that's a true Seddie shipper(:
What do you predict for the characters in the future?
Well, I honestly think that Seddie will happen. Because, that's just Dan's thing. He usually puts the characters that argue together. (example: JoshXMindy from Drake & Josh) Plus, Dan didn't even write iSaved Your Life, a major Creddie (cruddy) episode.
Who’s your favorite character?
Freddie. Ha ha, TWINS! xD And, he's a total dork just like me(:
Who’s your favorite girl?
Sam, FTW! And, she's so in love with Freddie, and you know it. So, SUCK IT, CREDDIERS!
Who’s your favorite guy?
Freddie! But, since I already mentioned him, I feel obliged to mention my love for Gibby as well. And Spencer. But, Freddork triumphs over all.
What’s your favorite line from one of the episodes?
I have a lot, so, I'll just mention a few(:
"My mom thinks I'm awesome", "FOR TIL COLLEGE!", "No thanks, Princess Puckett", "TWINS!" xD
What’s your favorite Seddie moment (other than the kiss)?
The hug in iWill Date Freddie. That was so cute. And then Sam gave him a wedgie. xD
What’s your favorite Spam moment?
When Sam tried to help Spencer lie. Rofl. "No, I think you're really smart..."
What about your favorite moment between Carly and Sam?
The one where Carly dies. Oh, wait! I'm not that lucky.
What’s your favorite argument between any of the characters?
Any Sam and Freddie bickering scene xD
Which episode title is your favorite?
iWill Date Freddie. But, it carried empty promises.
Is this one of your favorite shows?
YES! My second favorite show! Drake and Josh tops it, just by a little though... Lol.
Seddie or Creddie?
SEDDIE, FOR THE WIN!!!
Season one or season two?
Spam or Sam/Jonah?
Spam, Jonah was a complete hole.
Were you more excited for “iGo to Japan” or “iDate a Bad Boy”?
iGo to Japan, definitely.
Are you more excited for season two DVDs or “iFight Shelby Marx”?
Season two DVD'S I guess.
“iTwins” or “iMust Have Locker 239”?
I love them both! Urgghh, I guess iTwins...but, only because "TWINS!" xD
Who do you want to see Freddie with: Sam or Carly?
Sam! Carly is a biiiioooooottcchh. Plus, Creddie would be so boring. Anyway, they're like brother and sister. They even look somewhat alike. Carly doesn't even like him! And, all Carly does is kiss. Seriously, how many times did they kiss in iSaved Your Life? Like a kajillion. CREDDIE SUCKS! I don't care who I offend by saying that. Carly is terrible, and Freddie is much to good for her. Anyway, Freddie's over her.
Sam or Carly?
Carly or Freddie?
Sam or Spencer?
Sam! I love Spence too though(:
Spencer or Freddie?
Jonah or Pete?
Pete. I hate them both though. (And, OMG, I have this Twitter thing on the side of my screen, it's some Google application type thing, but, anyway Ryan Seacrest is on some type of tweeting spree LOL, and I keep getting sidetracked because it pops up, and I'm like, "Oohh! Is Nathan and/or Jennette tweeting?!" And, I look over, and: Seacrest. So dissapointing.)
Tureen or Wendy?
Tureen. She talks really fast(: "Andremeber,whenweheldupourcellphonestoilluminatethedarkness?" Weeeaaakk(:
Sam or Freddie?
Freddie! NERDS UNITE!!!
Granddad or Mrs. Benson?
Mrs. Benson, "when a big boy eats his vegetables!"
Griffin or Jake?
GRIFFIN! Who else was weak by the way he said cool? He like dragged it out. "Don't you think peewee babies are coooool?" LOL, not to mention he's extremely hot(:
Griffin or Freddie?
Even though Griffin is hot, Freddie is my man(: I love geek/nerds/losers/dark haired guys. xD
Carly or Spencer?
Spencer! I DESPISE CARLY, so, how is it that she has the coolest brother ever?
Ms. Briggs or Mr. Howard?
Mr. Howard. In iHave My Principals (oh! I loved that scene where Sam punches Freddie's bookbag, that's my other favorite Seddie scene.) when Superintendant (spell check?) Gorman was telling Sam and the Fredster, that they were their new co-principals, he goes, "Yeaaahhh." He sounded like a stoner. xD
Nevel or Mandy?
Nevel! I hate Mandy, "quack quack" gave me a friggin' headache.
Nevel or Tureen?
Nevel! Though, I'm not to fond of this spelling. I prefer N-E-V-I-L-L-E! (Maybe with Longbottom latched on to the end? ... I'm such a "Pott head!" Rofl.
Who’s the better guest star: Emmett the eating kid or Chuck the deliveryman with no personality?
Chuck! BLUE TOILET WATER! xD
The girls on the show or the guys on the show?
How did you first hear about the movie events?
Were you excited for iFight Shelby Marx?
What do you think of the casting on the show?
Do you watch it religiously?
Do any of your friends watch it?
I only know of a few, but, they don't know how truly obsessed I am(:
Do you think it will run a long time?
Nah, it should be off soon. I hope it won't be, though!
What episode did you like Sam the best?
Hmmm...maybe, iKiss? I dunno.
How about Freddie?
Either iTwins or iMove Out. Okay, this is the last time I'm gonna say it... "TWINS!" xD
And what about Carly’s?
UGH! I don't know, none of them? Ha, nah, either iPilot, or iThink They Kissed...
Which character would you meet in person?
Freddie! (: I would die.
Which actress would you meet in person?
Jennette McCurdy, She is AMAZING!
Which actor would you meet in person?
Nathan Kress! -fans self- LOL
I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!
Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked infront of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy.
This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.
When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.
Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy.
Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda.
So I was like, Avada Kadavra, and he was like, *dead*.
Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter!
Draco: I mock you with my spirt fingers!
I stalked a death eater and all I got was this lousy potions master!
Why so Sirius?
Bella: I know what you are.
Guns don’t kill people…Molly Weasley kills people.
When Voldemort goes to sleep, he checks in his closet for Molly Weasley.
Voldemort’s to do list:
Starting a betting pool on how the current Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is going to die is tasteless and tacky… Not a clever money making concept.
Renesmee Carlie Cullen…
Molly Weasley make CHUCK NORRIS eat his vegetables—take it!
When Remus Lupin rules the world, every problem will be solved with chocolate.
When you said Alice should bite Bella, I imagined crazy ol’ Alice Longbottom launching herself at Bellatrix Lestrange.
iCarly: (Don't judge me!)
iCarly: (Don't judge me!)
Drake and Josh:
I pretty much like to stick with cannon couples.
I pretty much like to stick with cannon couples.
Put your iPod or mp3 player on shuffle.
First day of school:
Falling in love:
Getting back together:
Birth of a child:
You're supposed to bold the Ones That You Are:
(BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT, I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, .i.love.the.emo.corner., Swimming Cutie xoxo, TwilightHeart21, twilightluver919-TonksandLupin, EmberAurouraBlack, inky14esset, Roonil.Love...