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Joined 04-25-10, id: 2340419, Profile Updated: 04-23-14
Author has written 7 stories for Fireman Sam, Of Mice and Men, Parodies and Spoofs, Final Fantasy VII, Web Shows, and Doctors.

ey yo wats up, I like to write crack fanfiction sometimes, I am a sensitive and awkward person who cannot handle putting real work up

pls enjoy my fanfics and feel free to message me if u want 2 talk i can be friend

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You Make My World Burn by heartofmetal reviews
Read at your own risk... Contains MalexMale between Sam and Norman... Don't like don't read! Rated M for content. This is the worst piece of crap i'll ever write XD
Fireman Sam - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2014
Brother Knows Best by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
Arthur won't settle for being anything less than number one in his little brother Alfred's heart. But Ivan Braginski, Alfred's best friend since childhood, is bound and determined to confess his affections to Alfred. In a fit of jealous fury, Arthur decides to get rid of Ivan by any means necessary. AU, Possessive!Arthur, Rusame.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 178,163 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 6/3/2012 - England/Britain, America
Psycho by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
"I'll make them all disappear. One by one. I'll kill them all, for hurting my precious. Don't cry, love. I'm happy, too..." Mysterious disappearances. Gifts from no one. An obsessive shadow. Will Alfred be the next one to be taken away? Crazy!IvanxAlfred Rusame
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,597 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 6/7/2012 - America, Russia
Master and Pet by GBTiger reviews
Arthur Kirkland finds that the only thing worse than being kidnapped by a vampire is being forced to be a human 'pet' of that vampire. FrUK, PruHun, Spamano. Contains violence, smut in later chapters. Uses human names. Rated 'M' for language/themes. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,559 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Clinging by XxFuyukaina-BakaxX reviews
AU Alfred is a normal happy go lucky high school kid whose biggest worry is getting away with not doing his homework. That is until a Russian freak transfers into his class and starts ruining his life. USxRus, PruCan, FrUK Rating changed to M!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 230,514 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4147 - Favs: 5,792 - Follows: 2,532 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
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unplanned affection
Poppy rejects Kevin's advances, so Kevin needs to settle for someone else instead. JimmixKevin
Doctors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Complete
lennie x george reviews
plz enjoy i didnt write of mice and men btw
Of Mice and Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 7/24/2013 - George M., Lennie S.
The Cock Revelation reviews
Lennie is in the barn next to curley's wife's dead body when suddenly he sees George and is overcum by uncontrollable lust.. RATED M 4 A REASON KIDS PLS DO NOT READ CONTAINS YAOI
Of Mice and Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - George M., Lennie S. - Complete
Oreo Ecstasy
Phil and Dan have their 'lick race' though things turn out more intimate than they expect..
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
Tifa's Lust reviews
Tifa tries to seduce cloud to the best of her ability, but Cloud still yearns for the modest beauty of his flower girl.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/19/2014
Foreign Relationships reviews
a putinxobama fanfic Obama wants to reveal their relationship to the public, but Putin advises against it Rated M for yaoi and lemon
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Complete
Salvis reviews
rated M for suggestive themes plz get ur parents permission before read thank
Fireman Sam - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sam