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Author has written 13 stories for My Babysitter's a Vampire, and Glee.

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Ok so I wrote this like a year ago and reading it now I understand it's really cheesy, but I'm keeping it up for old times sake.

Welcome reader's who feel like reading.

Welcome flamer's who need to flame

Welcome those who actually want to read this stupid thing.

I am the girl who will tell you when to stop.

What's right and what's wrong.

The one to turn you around when you head the wrong way.

The caring friend who knows what to do when the boy leaves you.

The one to kick her ass for you cause you know that's just what I do.

The one to party all night long and take you home when the party's gone.

The one to hug you when you cry.

I am me.

I am I

I am The Secret's Lie.

So those who made it this far keep on reading trust me it'll be worth it, that's a lie it probably won't but look at my username it has 'lie' in the name so what did you expect.

I am a writer but I'm more than that. I'm a daughter, sister, sometimes a teachers pet when I'm not in the principals office.

So I don't really know what you readers would like to know about me so I'll just tell you some stuff that's seems of some importance.

I use OC's, for some newer members that means orignal character.

I believe they have their place in a story when used corectly.

I have about 5 but in different fandoms.

I am currently in the glee fan base and have recently started my...5th(?) story there...I think... XD

I really love Klaine and I ship it hard core.

I also think that Klaine is the only thing keeping that show from going's true.

I absolutely HATE Cannon Rachel. But the AU Rachel that most people write is much more tolerable.

I think AU Finn is a lot better than the cannon one.

I think AU- ok basically all AU Glee characters are better than the cannon ones...seriously.

Copy paste.


2) Blaine

3) Finn

4) Rachel

5) Mercedes

6) Sam

7) Brittney

8) Santana

9) Burt

10) Mr. Schue

What would you do if...

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Wonder why the hell Kurt Hummel was in my room.

Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Blaine would probably run screaming "sorry" after I screamed.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

1. Rachel Burt = O.o...I would probably call the cops and console Kurt on the loss of his father and best friends sanitiy

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Thank Mercedes..."Thank you girl!!!"

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I would just sit there and think about why his mouth is so big.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I get another sister? Well at least Britney doesn't suck.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Wonder how the hell Santana got hospitalized

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Let it go with a stern warning cause he's my baby's (Kurt) daddy.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

I would be happy because nobody want's Mr. Schue around

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Kurt would hide me in his boyfriends extensive collection of bowties which have thier own closet.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Feel it was somehow his fault and stay with me cause Blaine is such a sweetheart.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Nothing Finn forgot.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Save herself because Rachel is selfish

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Mercedes would back me up.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Well Kurt would slap me to hopfully pull me out of whatever shit I was on to make me want to marry Schue.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Tell me it's ok and that the unicrons will make it better.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

By being the suportive dad he is. Burt is supportive.

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

Yell at me for interupting him...becuase Schue sucks.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because Kurt stand's up for what he thinks is right and isn't afraid to show who he is.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Blaine why would you do that to Kurt!!!! And agin why the FUCK would Blaine want Burt?

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you get along?

Yes,Finn is silly but I love the Hudmals.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Mercedes and Sam? They already have.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Punch him in his trouty mouth!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind

Britney thinks I killed the creatures living in my hair.

Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Santana you've got your girl!

Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Kurt probably meant to send it to Blaine

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Call the cops on Schue for sexually harassing Kurt.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Thay probably had break up sex...cause Finchel should never happen.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

No...Kurt belongs with Blaine and Sam belongs with Mercedes.

Would 2 trust 5?

Blaine trusts everyone.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Mr. Schue takes it as an invitation to *POKE* Rachel.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What class will they pick?

Fashion! Mercedes and Kurt are total fashionistas

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

...Burt has a job...Britney had no realivence.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? one touches Sams hair...even Santana

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Eh, maybe...? If she drew Mercedes.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

...I don't want to know!!!

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Mr. Schue would scream things at him.


You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (Does police force count?)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

total score-12

your girly side

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes

You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing


A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Will keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Will help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and run.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask you to write down their number.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give them back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch your pets when you go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you go away.

FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped you.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you.

FRIENDS: Ask you for your number
BEST FRIENDS: Ask you for their number

FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place

FRIENDS: Let you make an idiot of yourself in public
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with you making an idiot out of themselves too.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line

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Deceived by guineabees reviews
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I'm Having Your Baby by dwynna3 reviews
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Return reviews
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Sorrow reviews
The day Blaine found out was the day Kurt began his long road to recovery. Trigger warning. DISCONTINUED
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Big Girls Dont Cry
A selection of oneshot's based on Kurt and Blaine's parts in the song. #1 Little School Mate In The School Yard
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On Hold reviews
Kurt and Blaine's first time was perfect, but leads to some hard decisions and putting some dreams on hold. One night changed everything. Warning! Mpreg
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Still Dreaming reviews
Kurt and Blaine live in New York with their twins. They have a happy life until something from their past comes back to hurt their children. Will they find out what's happening before it's too late? Sequel to On Hold. Rated T for violence.
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Love You reviews
How will Kurt deal...when the love of his life is gone? Oneshot. Not for the faint-hearted, brief mention of suicide.
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Sick reviews
Sick day for Kurt may lead to a bad outcome. Could his future be in danger?
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Morning After reviews
We can only imagine what the morning after was like for our dear boys. We can hope it was somthing sweet like this.
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ReVamped Redone reviews
What if the event's in Re-Vamped had gone a little different leaving Ethan far more injured then he was. BennyxEthan friendship and some SarahxEthan romance if you squint
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Vampire Rory reviews
What does Rory do at night?
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Bad Day Gone Good reviews
Ethan's having a crummy day, no thanks to Benny, and is feeling really down untill his girlfriend shows up. EthanxErica oneshot
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