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Author has written 18 stories for South Park, X-Men: Evolution, My Babysitter's a Vampire, and Glee.
Everything below this is all realllly old.
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Ok so I wrote this like a year ago and reading it now I understand it's really cheesy, but I'm keeping it up for old times sake.
Welcome reader's who feel like reading.
Welcome flamer's who need to flame
Welcome those who actually want to read this stupid thing.
I am the girl who will tell you when to stop.
What's right and what's wrong.
The one to turn you around when you head the wrong way.
The caring friend who knows what to do when the boy leaves you.
The one to kick her ass for you cause you know that's just what I do.
The one to party all night long and take you home when the party's gone.
The one to hug you when you cry.
I am me.
I am I
I am The Secret's Lie.
So those who made it this far keep on reading trust me it'll be worth it, that's a lie it probably won't but look at my username it has 'lie' in the name so what did you expect.
I am a writer but I'm more than that. I'm a daughter, sister, sometimes a teachers pet when I'm not in the principals office.
So I don't really know what you readers would like to know about me so I'll just tell you some stuff that's seems of some importance.
I use OC's, for some newer members that means orignal character.
I believe they have their place in a story when used corectly.
I have about 5 but in different fandoms.
I am currently in the glee fan base and have recently started my...5th(?) story there...I think... XD
I really love Klaine and I ship it hard core.
I also think that Klaine is the only thing keeping that show from going under...it's true.
I absolutely HATE Cannon Rachel. But the AU Rachel that most people write is much more tolerable.
I think AU Finn is a lot better than the cannon one.
I think AU- ok basically all AU Glee characters are better than the cannon ones...seriously.
10) Mr. Schue
What would you do if...
Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Wonder why the hell Kurt Hummel was in my room.
Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Blaine would probably run screaming "sorry" after I screamed.
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
1. Rachel Burt = O.o...I would probably call the cops and console Kurt on the loss of his father and best friends sanitiy
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Thank Mercedes..."Thank you girl!!!"
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I would just sit there and think about why his mouth is so big.
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
I get another sister? Well at least Britney doesn't suck.
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Wonder how the hell Santana got hospitalized
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Let it go with a stern warning cause he's my baby's (Kurt) daddy.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
I would be happy because nobody want's Mr. Schue around
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Kurt would hide me in his boyfriends extensive collection of bowties which have thier own closet.
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Feel it was somehow his fault and stay with me cause Blaine is such a sweetheart.
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Nothing Finn forgot.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Save herself because Rachel is selfish
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Mercedes would back me up.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
Well Kurt would slap me to hopfully pull me out of whatever shit I was on to make me want to marry Schue.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Tell me it's ok and that the unicrons will make it better.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
By being the suportive dad he is. Burt is supportive.
You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?
Yell at me for interupting him...becuase Schue sucks.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Because Kurt stand's up for what he thinks is right and isn't afraid to show who he is.
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Blaine why would you do that to Kurt!!!! And agin why the FUCK would Blaine want Burt?
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you get along?
Yes,Finn is silly but I love the Hudmals.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Mercedes and Sam? They already have.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Punch him in his trouty mouth!
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind
Britney thinks I killed the creatures living in my hair.
Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Santana you've got your girl!
Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Kurt probably meant to send it to Blaine
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Call the cops on Schue for sexually harassing Kurt.
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Thay probably had break up sex...cause Finchel should never happen.
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
No...Kurt belongs with Blaine and Sam belongs with Mercedes.
Would 2 trust 5?
Blaine trusts everyone.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Mr. Schue takes it as an invitation to *POKE* Rachel.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What class will they pick?
Fashion! Mercedes and Kurt are total fashionistas
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
...Burt has a job...Britney had no realivence.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
No...no one touches Sams hair...even Santana
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Eh, maybe...? If she drew Mercedes.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
...I don't want to know!!!
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Mr. Schue would scream things at him.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
your girly side
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You care about what you look like.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall.
FRIENDS: Will help you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella in the rain.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give them back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost.
FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive.
FRIENDS: Will watch your pets when you go away.
FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall down.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you.
FRIENDS: Ask you for your number
FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops
FRIENDS: Let you make an idiot of yourself in public
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