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Joined 04-25-10, id: 2340550, Profile Updated: 05-29-12
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

HEY GUYS. I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS. I'm back on hiatus. Due to health issues, I am no longer able to update as fast as I had originally planned. I promise I will try my hardest to get some chapters out. Thanks beauties.

Names Ellie. Level Nineteen.

I read more than I write and I create more than I read.

I'm offensive, blunt, and highly sarcastic.

Follow your bliss.

St-st-st-stories:

WIP - Work in progress. H - Hiatus. C - Complete.

[Wolf Pack]

Surgeons General Warning - WIP. Phoenix wasn't just a problem student but a problem child. Her brothers try to balance out her lifestyle as best as they can but end up getting nowhere with the narcissitic teen. When they move to La Push, Phoenix is thrown into a world she never new existed. Not only was there rules to follow but mythological creatures as well. On that fateful day of her suspension, acquired in her hello kitty boxers, she meets Paul. Let the games begin. PaulOC.

Estimated story length 30-35 chapters.

Wallflower - Arrival in Spring. Kim Connweller was happy with her life, she was happy being a wallflower. At least, that is what she told herself every morning upon waking. Every day was routine, she would go to school, stare at Jared, go home and think about Jared, and go to bed to dream of Jared. After a class incident, Kim finds herself thrown into chaos drawing more attention to herself then she ever thought possible. Just when she thought she could go back to being invisible a secret admirer had other plans for her. JaredKim.

Locker 321 - Arrival in Spring. Being an army brat was no easy life. You move often, have next to no friends, and get the feeling you don't belong anywhere. This was nothing but the current trend in my life. I didn't fit into my dad's new one, the new family, the brand spanking new everything. I moved in with my grandfather. Living with him was better, more tolerable. School was less than. However, my new locker buddy and his friends were something else. This was never supposed to happen... SethOC.

Jaded - WIP. News of a death in the family traveled fast. What she left in her will traveled faster. To my grandmother I never met, she left me next to everything. A new house, plenty of money, and the feud of my family that had been going on for years. I was just there to look, take a bit of break from life, explore my options. I wasn't going to stay. Things in La Push never go as planned. EmbryOC.

[Transformers]

J'adore - Arrival in Spring. All I ever wanted was to learn how to drive. However, my father never saw fit. It could have been I was on my fifth car, or my thirty-eighth driver but I wasn't the only one to blame. I just lived life in the fast lane. SunnyOCSides

Estimated Arrival - June 12th.

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This Little Sun God of Mine by GoodMorningFlower reviews
What would YOU do if your crush is crushing back on you, your old stillnotoveryet crush is hitting on you, and every human's wet dreams was molesting you? Well, that's what Naruto had to figure out. SasuNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru. ADOPTED!from xXCabbageXx.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,909 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Primary Mechanisms by UlurNaga reviews
She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 118 - Words: 428,287 - Reviews: 4253 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime
The Devil Holds No Change by MickiTheMouse reviews
Two years later, and Chi is seventeen, disowned her family, and back in Japan. But things aren't perfect. Sometimes, change is barely noticeable. And other times, it's the elephant in the room. But here, she hopes, the Devil holds no change. -DWTD Sequel
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hikaru H. - Complete
In His Protection by Kruix reviews
Who knew that being a babysitter and after-school maid would bring me into such an adventure. Never would I have ever imagined falling in love with an otherworldly creature and fighting for my life. IH/Oc
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Ironhide
Brain Damage by antisaints reviews
Naruto thrives on the notion of love at first sight. Or, at very least, he just really wants to bone Sasuke mindless. Maybe all of the pot, free love, and fighting the power has finally gone to his head. NaruSasu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,729 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
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Jaded reviews
Ever since her grandmother died, things for Soleil changed. She was left a house she didn't know existed, money she could only dream of, and her parents new bitterness towards her. If only she knew, things never go as planned in La Push. EmbryOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Embry
Surgeons General Warning reviews
Of all days they could have worked on the house, they chose today. Nothing could be more awkward than standing in front of five guys in next to nothing and all I have to show for is my love of hello kitty boxers. At least I make my brothers proud. PaulOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,573 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Paul, Embry