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Author has written 27 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Yu Yu Hakusho, D.Gray-Man, Hikaru no Go, Charmed, Sailor Moon, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Gallagher Girls, Naruto, and Dresden Files.

I used to write stories. Now I just read them. Feel free to browse.

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Lonely Light of Morning by Stoneage Woman and Warriora reviews
Dean Winchester was dead, and Sam was one hunt-gone-wrong away from following. Chris Halliwell was just one more demon away from saving Wyatt- until Paige receives Sam for a charge, and Chris' plans crash into the limelight. No Slash.
Crossover - Charmed & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,903 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Chris H., Sam W.
Briareus by JRaylin441 reviews
In Greek mythology, Briareus had 50 faces that he could switch out. So does Edward Elric. 50 oneshots from various points of view regarding the complicated mess that is Ed. T because Ed is growing up in the military, so he's going to curse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,077 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 10/21/2014
Undone by Inksplosion reviews
Beside the funeral pyre on Endor, Leia wonders who Anakin Skywalker really was. Luke and Leia time travel AU
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,607 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Sight by cywscross reviews
Ichigo can see ghosts. He can see Shinigami and Hollows, and that's fine with him, if not always safe. But he kind of wishes that he doesn't also see Zanpakutou spirits. All Zanpakutou spirits. Because apparently, no one else can.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 72,766 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 5,861 - Follows: 5,540 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Ichigo K.
Misadventures of the Spiritually Inclined by aquafina rain reviews
Koenma would never admit it (out loud), but Yuusuke was the best detective he'd ever had - especially compared to his replacement(s). YYHXSM
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,403 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Yusuke U., Koenma
Encore (The Wake Up Dead Man Remix) by black.k.kat reviews
Kurosaki Ichigo is dead. Enter Kei, youngest (adopted) son of the Shiba clan, and newly appointed lieutenant of the Sixth Division. (Or: Damn it all, but Ichigo's afterlife is not going the way he planned. Freaking Kukaku.) Currently on hold until my flighty freak of a muse cooperates, sorry!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,839 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K., Shuuhei H., Kukaku S.
Ocarina of Konoha by lackofname reviews
In a fictional forest, a blonde haired, blue eyed boy was about to become a hero. Unfortunately, said blue eyed blonde was off in Zelda: Majora's Mask. So the casting director plucked out his next choice... His name was Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,360 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Punctuation of Doors by stereolightning reviews
Sirius thinks his whole life might just be about showing up at James' doorstep, over and over. (A love story, but not in a romantic way.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,602 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Adventures outside Middle Earth by annafan reviews
Middle Earth is suffering yet another invasion of Mary Sues. What can Galadriel do to rescue Legolas from his pursuers? Send him to another world, of course. What could possibly go wrong? Adventure, humour, a spot (OK, a lot) of Legolas/OC romance. And poor old Haldir's life is spiralling out of control. Rated T for swearing, sexual references, and silliness. And very AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,865 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Legolas, Galadriel, Haldir - Complete
Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 190,104 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
Sleeping Close by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Hakoda witnesses an unusual phenomenon. The gaang has a sleepover and Sokka manages to reforge bonds between the four nations while he's unconscious.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sokka, Hakoda, Gaang - Complete
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 4,158 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Community Service by Jay-La52 reviews
Jess never went to Stars Hollow, continuing down a bad path living in New York, eventually getting punished with community service, where he happens to bump into a certain Gilmore fresh from her yacht-stealing escapades. Lit. Set around 6x03 and onwards.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,097 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Rory G., Jess M.
Spirited Away by CoronaIgnis reviews
Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,522 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
Average by Death2Deadlines reviews
Oneshot collection - Shikamaru meets a girl he can actually hold a civilized conversation with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,627 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Shikamaru N., Tenten
The PartTime Shinigami by ShivaVixen reviews
AU. Kurosaki Ichigo's new job isn't that much of a surprise, and somehow, neither are the consequences. A one shot story told in 13 sections. Please enjoy, and remember, this Author does not own the rights to this Manga/Anime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki, Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
The Wizard in the Shadows by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 146,896 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Team Ranger by mapplepie reviews
"Team Kakashi? Why are we always Team Kakashi?" Naruto's tired of having the team named after his sensei and wants a change! Kakashi really couldn't care less, and no one bothers to listen to Sasuke anymore. As for the enemy-nin caught up in all this... well, he always knew Konoha-nin were crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Road to Rehabilitation by Destined To Repeat reviews
Ed kept going as if Roy had never spoken. "Mind over matter," he declared stubbornly, stabbing a finger at Mustang. "I just won't eat." "Okay," said Roy, bemused. "Don't."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,718 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Good Son by Sojourney reviews
A series of interludes during Death the Kid's childhood, the bond between father and son, and how Shinigami has learned to cope with his son's eccentricities. First in the Triskelion series.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,595 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Death The Kid, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
There's The Rub by Jay-La52 reviews
There's The Rub, with a few subtle variations...Paris left before Jess came over and Dean arrived earlier. Lit.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,369 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Ground Rules by Kristen Sharpe reviews
Twelve year olds are impressionable, vulnerable and, most of all, volatile. That in mind, Mustang decides to lay down a few rules before Ed meets his team.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Edward E.
A time traveler's rant: Adventures of Peggy Zu by Goldenkizamu reviews
Things went wrong. Zuko was sent back to fix them. He failed: he was sent back again. And again. the spirits are picky. No one can find out, or he has to start over. the GAang has passed on, Zuko has a few bones left to pick before everyone forgets.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Fullmetal Firefly: Serenity by Bookwrm389 reviews
Revised version. All Captain Roy Mustang wants is to do the job so he can get paid and keep flying. But he gets more than he bargained for when he takes on a passenger with two automail limbs and one deadly secret.
Crossover - Firefly & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,143 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Roy M. - Complete
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5735 - Favs: 8,674 - Follows: 3,285 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10092 - Favs: 12,165 - Follows: 5,037 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Ever This Day Be At My Side by xcgirl08 reviews
He had, Kid reasoned, four viable explanations for the sight in front of him; and it didn't seem wise to question an angel's presence without first considering them all. Spoilers through manga chapter 65, Kid/Maka in however light you'd like to see it.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Maka A., Death The Kid - Complete
The Escapades of the Blind Bandit and Meathead by Artemis Rae reviews
A series of one shots: some funny, some angsty, mostly pointless, all guaranteed to have three things: Sokka, Toph, and sarcasm.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
The Most Sexist Fanfic You Will Ever Read by Dancing Feather reviews
Gender is how a character is judged, rated and 'paired'. In the end, personality means nothing. Warning: AU to the extreme but strangely, completely in character. With EVERY pairing you can think of and worse. The end? Damn the psychology degree.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished by Pandora Culpa reviews
Roy and Ed are trapped in close quarters for 24 hours. Grudging cooperation ensues. Written for Evil Whimsey's 2008 Fahrenheit 107 Fic Challenge
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 6,339 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Building a Bridge by redrupee reviews
The partnership between Death the Kid and the Thompson sisters is just beginning. As they build a bridge over the gap that separates them, they experience the pains and joys of unconditional love. Series of drabbles about Kid, Patty, and Liz.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,609 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Death The Kid
The Black Wizard by Azraeos reviews
A mysterious noise starts a chain of events that propels Harry and Hedwig to another world. He encounters wizards, dwarves, male Veela . . . and discovers that the only way for him to get back home is to complete a dangerous mission.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 170,847 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 4/3/2005
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5283 - Favs: 9,352 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 3,108 - Follows: 434 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Lesson on Hobbits by Budgielover reviews
Lesson V. Even the self-proclaimed authority on hobbits in Middle-earth gets a lesson one evening.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,574 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 4,157 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
First Truths by Lilac Summers reviews
It began when a poorly timed kiss was photographed by the media. Now Sailor Moon deals with some startling information, while our lovable Tuxie stumbles along behind her. Written way, WAY back.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,356 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
A Taste of Disaster by Nili reviews
Elrond is fed up with all the catastrophes and has come up with a solution. It does not really work, and so the next kidnapping is inevitable. Now Elrond is annoyed, Aragorn and Legolas are bored – and the kidnappers quickly see that they made a mistake.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sailor Perfect: A MarySue Paraody by Meara reviews
This is the story that asks questions others have the good sense not to! Is MarySue really a sailor senshi or just a total psycho? Why does Setsuna need a prescrition for tranquilzers & what the heck is "The Chiba Mamoru Scale of Personal Humiliation"?
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
New Year's Eve by Thundera Tiger reviews
On the eve of the New Year, Aragorn is forced to play host to a group of individuals who seem to believe that the holiday should be celebrated with an elvish flair. Chapter 11: Setbacks abound, but Elfhelm makes an entrance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,081 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 1/1/2003
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
To Choose a Fellowship by sf reviews
Glorfindel expresses his disapproval of Gandalf's reasoning and Elrond's choices. (Oneshot; complete)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Elrond, Gandalf - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire by bryn bnw reviews
Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,110 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002
Trapped As A Mary Sue by o0-Key-0o reviews
Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,621 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
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A Change of Heart reviews
Knowing that Minerva and Hagrid would never forgive him if he didn't, Dumbledore made a very drastic change for Harry Potter's future. His new family might be a bit dysfunctional, but it was better than a cupboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Man vs Bird reviews
Sirius wants to send a letter. The tropical bird isn't cooperating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
How Harry Avoided a Big Mess reviews
AKA How Harry Became the Boy-Who-Doomed-Them-All by traveling back in time. Because he was NOT going to be a Slytherin. Now includes a second chapter: Draco Malfoy, Sidekick Extraordinaire
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Passageway to a Night in Hell reviews
There are many things an Operative must ask herself. Such as, what is the proper decorum of being stuck in a passageway with three others? Who the heck is Nick? And why is everyone surrounding her absolutely crazy? one-shot series
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,693 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Souls' Ground reviews
Excerpt from Ch. 9, En Memoriam: "These were the names of those that died for love, fighting with honor, and protecting their village." Drabbles with a variety of characters, pairings and themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Meeting of Brothers reviews
Chris can't hide from fate. And fate seems to be twirled around his older brother.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Chris H., Wyatt H. - Complete
Keep Your Enemies Close, Keep Your Clichés Closer reviews
Because, no matter what, any time you stuck Naruto and Sasuke in the Valley of Time with a Rasengan, a Chidori, the Kyuubi, Madara, or seals, only one thing could possibly happen from there: time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The End reviews
They all had to die someday. A closer look at the death of our four protagonists. -A repost.-
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Rainy Day reviews
The rain falls down, while a very familiar person appears. Only the other doesn't recognize him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Sirius B., Edward E. - Complete
Chris the Powerful reviews
Whether it's empathy or telepathy, levitation or elemental powers, fanfiction writers are always empowering Chris with extra powers that we can't really explain. Poor Chris. Now he's blowing up cities. Ah well, at least the Mary Sues can't die.
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Chris H. - Complete
The True Death of Gollum reviews
In the books, Gollum fell into Mount Doom, upon achieving the One Ring. But what really happened, is much more disturbing than any of us could have ever imagined.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Gollum, Legolas - Complete
Four Teachers, Four Thoughts reviews
The new teachers are weird. And Harry can't help being suspicious.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Harry P., Kurama M. - Complete
Memories of RAB reviews
In retrospect, Regulus had been stupid. Looking back, he realized that now. Unfortunately, the realization had come a bit late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Ten Times Jack Sparrow was Marooned and Why reviews
Jack really does have the worst luck sometimes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Zombies can be Meaningful reviews
Even the most meaningless of conversations can prove to be worth something.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Meeting of Father and Son reviews
Family bonds are special. Sadly enough, Chris doesn't seem to have any left.
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Chris H., Leo W. - Complete
He Loved Her reviews
Don't say that Ron Weasley took her for granted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Death of Christopher Perry reviews
"I'm Christopher Halliwell."
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Chris H., Cole T. - Complete
New Power reviews
Venus really wanted to know who came up with this stuff.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus - Complete
Perry, Not Halliwell reviews
Cookies tend to remind you of certain things.
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Chris H., Piper H. - Complete
Dresden vs Potter reviews
Because the main character never gets shot. Make sure you've read all the books!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Harry P., H. Dresden - Complete
One Day of the Year reviews
And Hikaru sits there in the attic, fan opening and closing, only one word in his mind: Why?
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Hikaru S. - Complete
Horror Movies reviews
The horror, the horror! Kurama should really stop concerning himself with these stupid things.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Hug reviews
A scene from around ch. 167 or 168. Do not read if you have not read the manga.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Allen Walker, Cross Marian - Complete
Teacher Rules reviews
Violators of the rules, beware.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Bee Sting reviews
AKA BS. Hiei gets stung by a bee.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
We Aren't Quite Sure What Happened Here reviews
A ridiculous parody of "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny." Read at your own risk. Re-post.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete