Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon.Random Quotes
"People need your love the most when they appear to deserve it the least."
"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."
"You never test the depth of a river with both feet."
"The believer is happy. The doubter is wise."
"Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together."
"Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out."
"Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim."
"Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old, yours will be new."
"Glutton: one who digs his grave with his teeth."
"If a man deceives me once, shame on him; if he deceives me twice, shame on me."
Book and Movie Quotes
"You may be a king, or a little street sweeper,
"All of us are travelers lost
"Professor Plum, you were once a professor in Psychiatry, specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur."
"It can't rain all the time."
"Don't call me stupid."
"We all know God invented liquor to keep the Irish from ruling the world."
"The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes."
"You ever met anyone you didn't kill?"
"You know how to use that thing?" [pointing to the sword]
"You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look."
"Joseph, we do not shoot friends."
Famous Last Words
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." -- Western Union internal memo, 1876.
"What does this button do?"
"So, you're a cannibal."
"Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff." -- NASA techie
"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."
"Took your parking space??? Well at least *I* didn't murder my wife and an innocent waiter!"
"Don't worry, it's not contagious."
"Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?"
"Trust me, I know what I'm doing."
"Let's split up, we'll cover more ground."
"Well, it can't get any worse!"
"Don't worry, they'll never find us in here"
"What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable."
"We can defeat anything!"
"I'm pushing open the sarcophagus."
"Ah, whatever. It doesn't matter."
"It's fine.. no traps.."
"So, you're sure this isn't loaded?"
"C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!"