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Author has written 2 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Harry Potter.


Doctor Who/Torchwood

Master/Moriarty (Crossover)
Jack/Steve Rogers (Crossover)
Sexy/Baby (Crossover)(Ianpala and Idris)


Sam/Willow Rosenburg (Crossover)
Sexy/Baby (Crossover)(Ianpala and Idris)


Moriarty/Master (Crossover)
Hamish W.H/Alexander M.M
John’s gray jumper/Sherlock’s purple shirt


Willow/Sam Winchester (Crossover)

Harry Potter

Sirius/Willow Rosenburg (Crossover)




Steve/Captain Jack Harkness (Crossover)
Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
Scott Summers/Wolverine

Stargate SG1/Atlantis

Daniel/Willow Rosenburg (Crossover)



Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons

Jack Frost/Hiccup

Welcome to Night Vale




Xena: Warrior Princess/Hercules: TLJ





Ted/The Mother

Teen Wolf

Mama McCall/Papa Stilinski



Young Justice

Kid Flash/Artemis
Batman/Wonder Woman
Impulse/Blue Beetle
Superman/Lex Luthor

Batman: The Animated Series

Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy

Battlestar Galactica

Basically I ship everyone else with everyone else on this show i mean i cant decide there are so many options

Once Upon Time


Adventure Time

Princess Bubblegum/Marceline
Prince Gumball/Marshall Lee
Finn/Fire Princess



Alice, 2009 Miniseries






Good Omens




Grey’s Anatomy


New Girl


Star Trek


Les Miserables

Fantine/Jean Valjean

Avatar: The Last Airbender


The New Normal


The X-Files



Misha Collins/Jensen Ackles
Richard Speight Jr./Rob Benedict
James McAvoy/Michael Fassbender
David Tennant/Billie Piper
Karen Gillan/Matt Smith
Meredith Stepien/Brian Holden
Bradley James/Colin Morgan
Andrew Garfield/Emma Stone
Seth Meyers/Stefon (SNL)
Neil Patrick Harris/David Burtka
Stephen Colbert/Jon Stewart
Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Benedict Cumberbatch/Tom Hiddleston
Russell Brand/Noel Fielding
Gavin Free/Michael Jones


'For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a mean
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to date you
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be stuck up ...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a dumb
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking cheater.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a hypocrite.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate others

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, .
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm Bisexual, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have be a nerd
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be weird
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling freak.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a jerk.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a one myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be freaky.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be overcontrolling.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Willow

2. Buffy

3. Angel

4. Xander

5. Anya

6. Spike

7. Kennedy

8. Dawn

9. Tara

10. Giles

11. Andrew

12. Conner

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No, but I haven’t really been looking for them either.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Xander is cute in the earlier seasons, but in season seven he turned into Mr. Sex Man

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Buffy and Angel would FREAK OUT, Dawn would think her life was over, and Conner would hate himself more then he already does.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

None that focus centrally on her

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Buffy and Spike have a sort of abusive relationship on both parts. If they were to ever have a healthy relationship, they both have to grow up a little.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Anya/Tara or Anya/Giles? I guess Anya/Giles, since they were kind of engaged that one time.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

If Kennedy walked in on Buffy and Conner making out? Intense hilarity.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Angel spent his whole life pining for the girl of his dreams. When she refuses him over and over, he seeks help from her mentor. Things go downhill from there.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Not that I know of.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

The “My Girlfriend is a Murderous Magic Mama” Club

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Most likely

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?


13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Buffy/Xander/Anya. Not that I know of...but I would

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Not sure. Something about having too much to live up to.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Willow/Spike/Conner? hurt/comfort/violence,

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I just read one where Anya thought full house was evil (Mostly because of all the bunnies in Stephanie’s room)

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Willow and Kennedy are in a happy relationship until Tara runs off with Kennedy. Willow, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Andrewand a brief unhappy affair with Spike, then follows the wise advise of Anya and finds her true love with Buffy.

Put Your iTunes (or iPod) on Shuffle

2. for each question, press the next button to get your next answer



Radioactive - Imagine Dragons


Death Death Devil Devil Devil Devil Evil Evil Song - Voltaire


An Awful Lot of Running - Chameleon Circuit

4. WHAT IS 22?

No One - Aly and AJ


Defying Gravity - Wicked


These Days of Summer - AVPS (Starkid)


Spooky Mormon Hell Dream - Book of Mormon


Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People


The American Way - Holy Musical B@man (Starkid)


Livin' La Vida Loca – Ricky Martin


I'm Blue – Eiffel 65


Do You Wanna Date my Avatar – The Guild


Here Comes the Sun - The Beatles


Halloween - Stephen Lynch


Sweet Transvestite - Rocky Horror Picture Show


The Fox - Ylvis


Space Oddity - David Bowie


How Far We've Come – Matchbox 20


I Found a Way – Drake Bell


All Star - Smash Mouth


Red and Black - Les Miserables


The Bus is Late - Satellite High


I Can't Decide - Scissor Sisters


It's Time - Imagine Dragons


Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day


Potential Break-Up Song - Aly and AJ


Sam Winchester

Kara Thrace

Sherlock Holmes

Brittany S. Pierce



Annie Edison

Dean Winchester

John Watson

Willow Rosenburg

Then answer the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
First, ask if there’s a demon in my room. If there isn’t, I would spontaneously hug him.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
I’m pretty sure I would have a curtain, so it wouldn’t really matter.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

She’s probably a bit delusional. Watson belongs with Sherlock. NO ONE ELSE.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

I bet he could cook rather well, actually.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Well I know nothing happened, because Cas wouldn’t do that, but I’ll start cuddling anyway because he’s a cuddly little angelbear.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Well, I’ve always had the hidden suspicion that she was my sister…

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Demon attack probably. Or he and Cas had really REALLY rough sex.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Laugh at me.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
I don’t give a fuck about what Sam would say because I’m marrying the literal definition of perfect.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
She would give me really good advice, which I would completely ignore.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Laugh with me.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Check to see if he’s switched bodies with someone.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

She’s jealous of my hot new do.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
First jealousy because SHES MY WIFE DAMMIT but then I would silently cheer because their totes perfect for each other.

You notice that 6 and 8 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
They finally got over themselves and are having lots of hot gay sex because Cas is a virgin and he has a LOT to catch up on

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

8 had quite a big secret?
He’s got a lot of secrets.

10 got a daughter?
I hope so. That kid would be twice the awesome.

What would make 10 scared of 1?
If Sam decides to kill her because she’s a witch.

Is 3 Gay?
No. He’s Johnsexual.

How do you feel right now?
Hungry. Tired. Murderous.

Funny Quotes And Random Things:

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back and take the oranges you asked for.
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
-The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
- I dream of a perfect world were a chicken can cross the road without its motives questioned.
-No im not weird i'm just not normal
- Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit
-Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil

January 1 is …First Foot Day and Z Day

January 2 is …Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
January 3 is …Festival of Sleep Day
January 4 is …Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
January 5 is …Bird Day
January 6 is …Bean Day
January 7 is …Old Rock Day
January 8 is …National JoyGerm Day and Man Watcher's Day
January 9 is … Play God Day
January 10 is … Peculiar People Day
January 11 is … National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
January 12 is … Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
January 13 is … Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day
January 14 is … National Dress Up Your Pet Day
January 15 is … Hat Day
January 16 is … Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day
January 17 is … Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
January 18 is … Winnie the Pooh Day
January 19 is … National Popcorn Day
January 20 is … National Buttercrunch Day
January 21 is … National Hugging Day
January 22 is … National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day
January 23 is … National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, and Measure Your Feet Day
January 24 is … Eskimo Pie Patent Day
January 25 is … Opposite Day
January 26 is … Australia Day
January 27 is … Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day More Info on Thomas Crapper Day
January 28 is … National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day
January 29 is … National Cornchip Day
January 30 is … Escape Day
January 31 is … National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day

February 1 is … Serpent Day
February 2 is … Purification Day
February 3 is … Cordova Ice Worm Day
February 4 is … Create A Vacuum Day
February 5 is … Disaster Day
February 6 is … Lame Duck Day
February 7 is … Charles Dickens Day
February 8 is … Kite Flying Day
February 9 is … Toothache Day
February 10 is … Umbrella Day
February 11 is … White Tee-Shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
February 12 is … National Plum Pudding Day
February 13 is … Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
February 14 is … Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day
February 15 is … National Gum Drop Day
February 16 is … Do A Grouch A Favor Day
February 17 is … Champion Crab Races Day
February 18 is … National Battery Day
February 19 is … National Chocolate Mint Day
February 20 is … Hoodie Hoo DayMore Info on Hoodie Hoo Day
February 21 is … Card Reading Day
February 22 is … Be Humble Day
February 23 is … International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
February 24 is … National Tortilla Chip Day
February 25 is … Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
February 26 is … National Pistachio Day
February 27 is … International Polar Bear Day
February 28 is … Public Sleeping Day
February 29 is … National Surf and Turf Day

March 1 is … National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
March 2 is … Old Stuff Day
March 3 is … I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day
March 4 is … Holy Experiment Day
March 5 is … Multiple Personalities Day
March 6 is … National Frozen Food Day
March 7 is … National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
March 8 is … Be Nasty Day
March 9 is … Panic Day
March 10 is … Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
March 11 is … Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
March 12 is … Alfred Hitchcock Day
March 13 is … Jewel Day
March 14 is … National Potato Chip Day
March 15 is … Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
March 16 is … Everything You Do Is Right Day
March 17 is … Submarine Day
March 18 is … Supreme Sacrifice Day
March 19 is … Poultry Day
March 20 is … Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
March 21 is … Fragrance Day
March 22 is … National Goof-off Day
March 23 is … National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day
March 24 is … National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
March 25 is … Pecan Day and Waffle Day
March 26 is … Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
March 27 is … National "Joe" Day More Info on National "Joe" Day
March 28 is … Something On A Stick Day
March 29 is … Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
March 30 is … I Am In Control Day
March 31 is … Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day

April 1 is … One Cent Day
April 2 is … National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
April 3 is … Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
April 4 is … Tell-A-Lie Day
April 5 is … Go For Broke Day
April 6 is … Sorry Charlie Day More Info on Sorry Charlie Day
April 7 is … No Housework Day
April 8 is … All Is Ours Day
April 9 is … Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
April 10 is … Golfers Day
April 11 is … Eight-Track Tape Day
April 12 is … Look Up At The Sky Day
April 13 is … Blame Somebody Else Day
April 14 is … National Pecan Day
April 15 is … Rubber Eraser Day
April 16 is … National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
April 17 is … National Cheeseball Day
April 18 is … International Jugglers Day
April 19 is … Garlic DayMore Info On Garlic
April 20 is … Look Alike Day
April 21 is … Kindergarten Day
April 22 is … National Jelly Bean Day
April 23 is … Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
April 24 is … National Pigs In A Blanket Day
April 25 is … National Zucchini Bread Day
April 26 is … Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
April 27 is … Tell A Story Day
April 28 is … Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
April 29 is … National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is … National Honesty Day

May 1 is … Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day
May 2 is … Fire Day
May 3 is … Lumpy Rug Day
May 4 is … National Candied Orange Peel Day
May 5 is … National Hoagie Day
May 6 is … Beverage Day
May 7 is … International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, and National Roast Leg of Lamb Day
May 8 is … No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day More Info on Coke
May 9 is … Lost Sock Memorial Day
May 10 is … Clean Up Your Room Day
May 11 is … Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day
May 12 is … Limerick Day
May 13 is … Leprechaun Day
May 14 is … National Dance Like A Chicken Day
May 15 is … National Chocolate Chip Day
May 16 is … Wear Purple For Peace Day
May 17 is … Pack Rat Day
May 18 is … International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day
May 19 is … Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
May 20 is … Eliza Doolittle Day
May 21 is … National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day
May 22 is … Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
May 23 is … Penny Day
May 24 is … National Escargot Day
May 25 is … National Tap Dance Day
May 26 is … Grey Day
May 27 is … Body Painting Arts Festival
May 28 is … National Hamburger Day
May 29 is … End Of The Middle Ages Day
May 30 is … My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day
May 31 is … National Macaroon Day

June 1 is … Dare Day
June 2 is … National Rocky Road Day
June 3 is … Repeat Day
June 4 is … Old Maid's Day
June 5 is … Festival Of Popular Delusions Day
June 6 is … Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day
June 7 is … National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
June 8 is … Name Your Poison Day
June 9 is … Donald Duck Day
June 10 is … National Yo-Yo Day
June 11 is … National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day
June 12 is … Machine Day
June 13 is … National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day
June 14 is … Pop Goes The Weasel Day
June 15 is … Smile Power Day
June 16 is … National Hollerin' Contest Day
June 17 is … Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
June 18 is … International Panic Day
June 19 is … World Sauntering Day
June 20 is … Ice Cream Soda Day
June 21 is …Cuckoo Warning Day More Info on Cuckoo Warning Day
June 22 is … National Chocolate Eclair Day
June 23 is … National Pink Day
June 24 is … Museum Comes To Life Day
June 25 is … Log Cabin Day
June 26 is … National Chocolate Pudding Day
June 27 is … National Columnists Day
June 28 is … Paul Bunyan Day
June 29 is … Camera Day
June 30 is … Meteor Day

July 1 is … Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow Day
July 2 is … Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day
July 3 is … Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror Day
July 4 is … National Country Music Day and Tom Sawyer Fence-Painting Day
July 5 is … Workaholics Day
July 6 is … National Fried Chicken Day
July 7 is … National Strawberry Sundae Day
July 8 is … Video Games Day
July 9 is … National Sugar Cookie Day
July 10 is … Clerihew Day
July 11 is … National Cheer Up The Lonely Day
July 12 is … National Pecan Pie Day
July 13 is … Fool's Paradise Day
July 14 is … National Nude Day
July 15 is … National Tapioca Pudding Day and Respect Canada Day
July 16 is … International Juggling Day
July 17 is … National Peach Ice Cream Day
July 18 is … National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day
July 19 is … Flitch Day
July 20 is … Ugly Truck Contest Day
July 21 is … National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day
July 22 is … Ratcatcher's Day
July 23 is … National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
July 24 is … Amelia Earhart Day
July 25 is … Threading The Needle Day
July 26 is … All Or Nothing Day
July 27 is … Take Your Pants For A Walk Day
July 28 is … National Milk Chocolate Day
July 29 is … Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
July 30 is … National Cheesecake Day
July 31 is … Parent's Day

August 1 is … Friendship Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day More Info on Pies
August 2 is … National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 3 is … National Watermelon Day
August 4 is … Twins Day Festival
August 5 is … National Mustard Day
August 6 is … Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 7 is … Sea Serpent Day
August 8 is … Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
August 9 is … National Polka Festival
August 10 is … Lazy Day
August 11 is … Presidential Joke Day
August 12 is … Middle Child's Day
August 13 is … Blame Someone Else Day
August 14 is … National Creamsicle Day
August 15 is … National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day
August 16 is … Bratwurst Festival
August 17 is … National Thriftshop Day
August 18 is … Bad Poetry Day
August 19 is … Potato Day
August 20 is … National Radio Day
August 21 is … National Spumoni Day
August 22 is … Be An Angel Day
August 23 is … National Spongecake Day
August 24 is … Knife Day
August 25 is … Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
August 26 is … National Cherry Popsicle Day
August 27 is … Petroleum Day
August 28 is … World Sauntering Day
August 29 is … More Herbs, Less Salt Day
August 30 is … National Toasted Marshmallow Day
August 31 is … National Trail Mix Day

September 1 is … Emma M. Nutt Day
September 2 is … National Beheading Day
September 3 is … Skyscraper Day
September 4 is … Newspaper Carrier Day
September 5 is … Be Late For Something Day
September 6 is … Fight Procrastination Day
September 7 is … Neither Rain Nor Snow Day
September 8 is … National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day
September 9 is … Teddy Bear Day
September 10 is … Swap Ideas Day
September 11 is … No News Is Good News Day
September 12 is … National Pet Memorial Day and National Chocolate Milkshake Day
September 13 is … Defy Superstition Day
September 14 is … National Cream-filled Donut Day
September 15 is … Felt Hat Day
September 16 is … Stay Away From Seattle Day and Collect Rocks Day
September 17 is … National Apple Dumpling Day
September 18 is … National Play-doh Day
September 19 is … National Butterscotch Pudding Day
September 20 is … National Punch Day
September 21 is … World Gratitude Day and International Banana Festival
September 22 is … Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day
September 23 is … Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day
September 24 is … Festival Of Latest Novelties
September 25 is … National Comic Book Day
September 26 is … National Good Neighbor Day and National Pancake Day
September 27 is … Crush A Can Day
September 28 is … Ask A Stupid Question Day More
September 29 is … Poisoned Blackberries Day
September 30 is … National Mud Pack Day

October 1 is … World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day
October 2 is … Name Your Car Day
October 3 is … Virus Appreciation Day
October 4 is … National Golf Day
October 5 is … National Storytelling Festival
October 6 is … German-American Day and Come and Take It Day
October 7 is … National Frappe Day
October 8 is … American Tag Day
October 9 is … Moldy Cheese Day
October 10 is … National Angel Food Cake Day
October 11 is … It's My Party Day
October 12 is … International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
October 13 is … National Peanut Festival
October 14 is … Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day
October 15 is … White Cane Safety Day
October 16 is … Dictionary Day
October 17 is … Gaudy Day
October 18 is … No Beard Day
October 19 is … Evaluate Your Life Day
October 20 is … National Brandied Fruit Day
October 21 is … Babbling Day
October 22 is … National Nut Day
October 23 is … National Mole Day
October 24 is … National Bologna Day
October 25 is … Punk For A Day Day
October 26 is … Mule Day
October 27 is … Sylvia Plath Day
October 28 is … Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day More Info On Chocolate
October 29 is … Hermit Day
October 30 is … National Candy Corn Day
October 31 is … National Magic Day and Increase Your Pyschic Powers Day

November 1 is … Plan Your Epitaph Day
November 2 is … National Deviled Egg Day
November 3 is … Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day
November 4 is … Waiting For The Barbarians Day
November 5 is … Gunpowder Day
November 6 is … Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
November 7 is … National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
November 8 is … Dunce Day
November 9 is … Chaos Never Dies Day
November 10 is … Forget-Me-Not Day
November 11 is … Air Day
November 12 is … National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
November 13 is … National Indian Pudding Day
November 14 is … Operation Room Nurse Day
November 15 is … National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 16 is … Button Day
November 17 is … Take A Hike Day
November 18 is … Occult Day
November 19 is … Have A Bad Day Day
November 20 is … Absurdity Day
November 21 is … World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
November 22 is … Start Your Own Country Day
November 23 is … National Cashew Day
November 24 is … Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
November 25 is … National Parfait Day
November 26 is … Shopping Reminder Day
November 27 is … Pins And Needles Day
November 28 is … Make Your Own Head Day
November 29 is … Square Dance Day
November 30 is … Stay At Home Because You're Well Day

December 1 is … National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
December 2 is … National Fritters Day
December 3 is … National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
December 4 is … Wear Brown Shoes Day
December 5 is … National Sacher Torte Day
December 6 is … National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
December 7 is … National Cotton Candy Day
December 8 is … Take It In The Ear Day
December 9 is … National Pastry Day
December 10 is … Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
December 11 is … National Noodle Ring Day
December 12 is … National Ding-A-Ling Day
December 13 is … Ice Cream and Violins Day
December 14 is … National Bouillabaisse Day
December 15 is … National Lemon Cupcake Day
December 16 is … National Chocolate Covered Anything Day More Info on Chocolate
December 17 is … Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
December 18 is … National Roast Suckling Pig Day
December 19 is … Oatmeal Muffin Day
December 20 is … Games Day
December 21 is … Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day
December 22 is … National Date-Nut Bread Day
December 23 is … Roots Day
December 24 is … National Egg Nog Day
December 25 is … National Pumpkin Pie Day
December 26 is … National Whiners Day
December 27 is … National Fruitcake Day
December 28 is … Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
December 29 is … Pepper Pot Day
December 30 is … Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
December 31 is … Unlucky Day

It was a bright sunny day,

in the middle of the night.

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back-to-back they facing each other.

They drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf police man,

he heard the fight.

And shot the dead boys,

'fore the end of the night.

Alternate Names:

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sarizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Gold Lemur

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Kadee Park

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Jacsalum

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Gold Cider

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Acalobm

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Blum

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):Black Mulder

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Mango Boat

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Gold Compass

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

36 things about me!

1) Have you ever been asked out? Nope.

2) Where did you get your default picture? Tumblr probably

3) What is your middle name? Kadee

4) Your current relationship status? My current relationship is a lot like a trampoline. Meaning I don't have one.

5) Does your crush like you back? Who can know these things??

6) What is your current mood? Is Grantaire a mood?

7) What is the color of your underwear? Um. Spiderman.

8) What is the color of your shirt that you are wearing? Blue

9) If you could go back in time, what would you change? I wouldn't change anything, because that would mess with the fabric of reality. Which would suck.

10) If you must be an animal for a day what animal would you be? A chameleon.

11)Ever had a near death experience? No, thankfully.

12) Something you do a lot? Sing showtunes when no one's home.

13) The song stuck in your head? Cell Block Tango, from Chicago

14) Who did you copy and paste this from? K.-writter12

15) Name some one that has the same birthday as you. King Edward VI of England (1537)

16) When was the last time you cried? Probably from watching something.

17) Have you ever sang in front of a large crowd? Yes.

18) If you had a super power what would it be? Magic, because shut up it totally counts.

19) What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Sense of humor.

20) What do you do you order at Starbucks? A frozen mocha coffee

21) What is your biggest secret? If I told you it wouldn't be a secret.

22) What is your favorite color? Gold

23) Do you still watch kiddie shows? Define kiddie...

24) What are you? I'm what you want me to be.

25) Do you speak a different language? Nope. Well... yeah no.

26) Desscribe your life in one word. Ugh.

27) Have you ever been kissed in the rain? Never been kissed anywhere.

28) What are you thinking about right now? Answering this question

29) What should you be doing right now? Sweeping

30) Who was the last person that made you upset? Felicia Day and heR STUPID GORGEOUS FACE

31) Do you like working outside? Eh

32) If you could have any last name what would it be? Becket.

33) Do you act differently around some one you like? No. Maybe???

34) What is your hair color? Brownish blackish

35) Who was the last person that made you cry? Can't remember

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brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
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248 ways to annoy people

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
4.Name your dog "Dog."
5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.
13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.
16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
19. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.
22. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
24. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
28. Ask people what gender they are.
29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
32. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
36. Wear a lot of cologne.
37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
38. Sing along at the opera.
39. Mow your lawn with scissors.
40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"
41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
42. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
43. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
45. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
46. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
51. Practice making fax and modem noises.
52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.
53. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
54. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
55. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
56. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
57. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
58. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
59. Honk and wave to strangers.
61. type only in lowercase.
62. dont use any punctuation either
63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
64. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
65. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over..
66. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
67. Drum on every available surface.
68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
69. Set alarms for random times.
70. Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.."
71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
72. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
73. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
74. Wear your pants backwards.
75. Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
76. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music."
77. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
78. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
79. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
82. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
83. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
84. When Christmas caroling, song "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
85. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
86. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.
88. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
89. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it.
90. Drive half a block.
91. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.
93. "Forget" the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
94. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
95. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
97. Ask to "interface" with someone.
98. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
99. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
101. Never make eye contact.
102. Never break eye contact.
103. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results.
104. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
105. Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.
106. Say "okay, you're gay" to anything someone says.
107. As people talk, smell their shoulders.
108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."
109. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"
110. Place your shoes on the table.
111. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
112. When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."
113. Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's.
114. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
115. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
116. Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.
117. Pick your ear wax and ask if you could use their sleeve to wipe it off.
118. Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President.
119. Speak in a strong Welsh accent.
120. Wear odd shoes.
121. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly.
122. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
123. Throw stones at people walking past your house.
124. Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.
125. Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.
126. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.
127. Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.
128. Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2-D2.
129. Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage.
130. Recite the first 4,000 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.
131. Pretend you have gone completely deaf.
132. .sdrawkcab etirW
133. Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.
134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.
135. Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants.
136. Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up!
137. Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say.
138. Drive on the wrong side of the road.
139. Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural."
140. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.
141. Claim that until recently, you thought Michael Jackson was a woman.
142. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
143. Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.
144. Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin.
145. Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.
146. Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90.
147. Down a can of Coke in one drink and then burp loudly.
148. Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R.
149. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
150. Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started.
151. Ride a unicycle to work.
152. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually there.
153. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.
154. Continuously mumble during a conversation.
155. Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house, or better yet, someone else's house.
156. When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.
157. Insist on "Weird Al" sing-a-longs.
158. On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.
159. When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.
160. Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling.
161. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.
162. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
163. Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.
164. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
165. Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!"
166. On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of you stand a mile apart on a highway.
167. After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
168. Push a raisin into someone's cream-filled donut. (I don't get this one.)
169. Spread fertilizer on half your neighbor's lawn.
170. Add A535 (liquid heat) to that little hole down the center of someone's anti-perspirant.
173. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it's longer.
174. Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonald's.
175. Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn.
176. Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
177. Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweat pants.
178. Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
179. At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."
180. Put electrical tape over the headlights of someone's car.
181. Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.
182. Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street corners. Demand a dollar in a British accent.
183. When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.
184. In an office, lock all the doors behind you.
185. Face the back when standing in an elevator.
186. Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town.
187. When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card. (This works best if there's a line.)
188. Unbend all the paperclips you can find, then replace every eraser you can find with a rubber band.
189. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
190. Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.
191. Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
192. Pose as a client at a bank or other professional institution, and when you are seated in front of their desk, keep rearranging the items on top into different patterns and tell them you are "just reorganizing things."
193. Instead of singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall!
194. Call every girl you know "dude".
195. Recite every song from the Playstation games PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy.
196. Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"
197. Press the "power" button on on someone's computer or keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that you thought it was the focus adjustment.
198. Call 911 and breathe heavily.
199. Take a shower. Feel guilty. Give it back.
200. Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else's)
201. Vacuum your lawn. (See note on 200)
202. Recite shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet.
203. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
204. Order a pizza and ask them if they can "please put the crust on top this time" in an exasperated voice.
205. Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"
206. When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch as you get there, no one gets off.
207. Also, when riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, "Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?"
208. While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).
209. Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation.
210. Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.
211. Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".
212. Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.
213. Pretend you are invisible.
214. Convince people you are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.
215. Spend all day at a fast food restaurant and see how long it takes before you have to pay for your "free" refills.
216. Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
217. While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!" for no apparent reason.
218. Call everyone a communist.
219. Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.
220.. Call your neighbors collect.
221. Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"
222. Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.
223. Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.
224. When walking push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises.
225. Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
226. Clear your throat every three or four words while speaking.
227. Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"
228. While driving if you see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.
229. When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you.
230. When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you.
231. Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."
232. Sending this list to all of your friends through email.
233. Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
234. Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.
235. Begin every sentence with, "By the Gods!"
236. When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!".
237. When in public, pretend you are selling something in an infomercial.
238. At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
239. Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in buying shoes and leave.
240. Put powdered sugar in your hair, sit down next to a stranger, and scratch your head a lot.
241. Turn on the Talk Radio Stations in your car, roll down your windows, and headbang.
242. Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers "I must avenge the death of my father."
243. Scotch tape your door as an Anti-theft Device.
244. Super Glue quarters to floors.
245. Put the wrong date and year on the papers you hand in to your teachers.
246. Call random numbers and say "Hi, this is Julie from Basken Robins. If you can name 31 flavors in 31 seconds you get a free scoop."
248. Get two cell phones and talk to yourself on them in front of other people.
249. Make a loud and abrupt noise when nobody is looking, then face the other direction when everybody looks your way, pretending the sound came from behind you. (Thanks Alex)
250. Llend a book to someone, but staple the middle together.
251. Llend someone a book, but rip out the climax.
252. When making a list use the same number twice.
253. Spel easy wordds rong.
253. Pronunce people's names wrong everytime you meet them.
254. Laugh at everything they say.
255. Never laugh at what they say.
256. When talking to someone, tilt your head to the side.
257. Snicker at what someone said and say "I got the movie reference".

333 Things To Do in Wal-Mart

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!! You're ALIVE!! It's a MIRACLE!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!! NOOOOOO!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married
116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like 5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!! I haven't seen you in so long!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Carry a bomb and make it explode
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I am not authorised to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see who will come out alive

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce”

30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?”

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me.

38) I will not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting

39) I will not tell Severus Snape he takes himself too seriously. Same applied for Minerva McGonagall.

40) Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger.

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane

47) I am no longer allowed to use the words ‘pimp cane’ in front of Draco Malfoy

48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) I will not tell the first years to build a treehouse in the Whomping Willow.

52) I will not tell Filch that Peeves has left. It is cruel to get his hopes up like that.

53) I am not allowed to skip through the hallways singing the "Wizards of Waverly Place" theme song.

54) I am not allowed to attack the new Head Boy with water ballons.

55) I am not allowed to change the Slytherin common room to red and gold.

56) I am not allowed to tell the Revenclaws and/or Hermione Granger that the libray has been closed down.

57) I am not allowed to tell Lockheart that his fanclub is waiting in the Whomping Willow.

58) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

59) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

60) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

61) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

62) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

63) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

64.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

65.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

66.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

67.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

68.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

69.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

70.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

71.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

72.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

73.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

74.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

75.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

76.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

77.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

78.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

79.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

80.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

81.)I may not have a private army.

82.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

83.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

84.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

85.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

86.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

87.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

89.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

90.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

91.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

92.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

93.) - Especially not all of them at once.

94.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

95.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos.

96.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

97.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

98.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

99.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

100.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

101.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

102.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

103.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

104.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

105.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

106.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

107.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

108.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

109.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

110.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

111.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

112.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

113.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good-looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

114.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

115.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry

116.)I will not charm a poster of myself on Draco's wall

The Doctor: I'm the Doctor, by the way, what's your name?

Rose Tyler: Rose.
The Doctor: Nice to meet you, Rose, - run for yer life!

Sycorax Leader: I demand to know who you are!
The Doctor: I DON'T KNOW! See, there's the thing. I'm the Doctor, but beyond that, I just don't know.
I literally do not know who I am. It's all untested. Am I funny? Am I sarcastic? Sexy? Right old misery?
Life and soul? Right-handed? Left-handed? A gambler? A fighter? A coward? A traitor? A liar? A nervous wreck?
I mean, judging by the evidence, I've certainly got a gob.

Reynolds: You will explain your presence, and the nakedness of this girl.
The Doctor: Are we in Scotland?
Reynolds: How can you be ignorant of that?
The Doctor: Oh, I'm dazed and confused. I've been chasing this wee naked child over hill and over dale. Isn't that right, you... tim'rous beastie?
Rose: Och aye! I've been oot and aboot!
The Doctor: No, don't do that.
Rose: Hoots mon!
The Doctor: No, really don't. Really.

Dalek Thay: Identify yourselves.
Cyberman: You will identify first.
Dalek Thay: State your identity!
Cyberman: You will identify first.
Dalek Thay: Identify!
Mickey: It's like Stephen Hawking meets the speaking clock.

Donna Noble: Wha—
The Doctor: What?
Donna Noble: Who're you?
The Doctor: What?
Donna Noble: Where am I?
The Doctor: What?
Donna Noble: What the hell is this place?!
The Doctor: What?!

Shakespeare: To be or not to be... Ooh. That's quite good.
The Doctor: You should write that down.
Shakespeare: Maybe not. Bit pretentious?
The Doctor: Meh.

Tallulah: Hey, you're lucky though. Got yourself a forward thinking guy with that hot potato in the sharp suit.
Martha: Oh, he's not... we're not... together.
Tallulah: Sure you are! I've seen the way you look at him, it's obvious.
Martha: Not to him.
Tallulah: Oh, I should have realised. He's into musical theatre.

The Doctor: Come on! We can have a good flirt later!
William Shakespeare: Is that a promise, Doctor?
The Doctor: Oh, fifty-seven academics just punched the air.

Cordelia: So does looking at guns really make girls wanna have sex? That's scary.
Xander: Yeah, I guess.
Cordelia: Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.

Buffy: Fire bad, tree pretty.

Xander: Here’s your coffee. Brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid.
Giles: Horrible.
Xander: Aren’t you supposed to be drinking tea anyway?
Giles: Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.
Xander: Okay, but your destroying a perfectly good cultural stereotype here.

1) Eleven

2) River Song

3) Amy Pond

4) Rose Tyler

5) Donna Noble

6) Mickey Smith

7) Ten

8) Rory Williams

9) Jack Harkness

10) Martha Jones

11) The Master

12) Nine

Have you ever read a five/eleven fic before?

A Donna/Master. I really have no interest to.

Do you think three is hot

Yes. Very VERY hot.

What would happen if twelve got one pregnant?

If Nine got Eleven pregnant? Is that even possible? They’re literally the same person

Do you remember any good fics about nine?

There was a really cool crossover with PotC.

Would seven and two make a good couple?

Ten and River? I suppose so.

Four/Eight or Four/Five?

Rose/Rory or Rose/Donna? Well, I reckon Rose/Rory. Donna would never go for Rose.

What would happen if seven discovered three and eight were in a relationship?

If Ren discovered Amy and Rory were in a relationship. Well, Nothing, really...

Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic

River/Mickey. River song feels as if the doctor has abandoned her. Mickey might never see Rose again. Together, they find comfort.

Has there been a one/eight fluff?

Eleven/Rory? Of course! I’m a huge Fezturion fan.

Are there any story on your list about eleven?

I don’t thinks I've written about The Master

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.

Eleven and Ten are in a happy relationship until Jack runs off with Ten. Eleven, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with The Master and a brief unhappy affair with Nine, then follows the advice of Donna and finds true love with River song.

Title/Warning for above fic?

"Me, Myself, and I".

5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with three. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.

Donna, Rose, Ten and the Eleven are playing truth or dare. Donna asks Ten, and Ten says truth. Donna asks who Ten loves and after some prodding from Amy, confesses his true love for Rose. Rose does not share the feeling, and is in fact in a secret relationship with Amy. Ten is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Eleven, while Amy and Rose run into the sunset together. However, Donna is secretly in love with Eleven, and becomes so jealous of Ten, who after the comfort of Eleven, becomes in a relationship with Eleven, and so Donna decides to murder Ten but, is stopped in time by the police officer Jack and is sent to prison, allowing Eleven and Ten to continue their relationship.

Title/Warning for above

Attempted murder, feigning to be a police officer. Jack.

Suggest a title for a one/eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

Eleven and Master...? “Last But Not Least”.

What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

If Rose wanted to seduce Eleven? Nothing but a fez, a bowtie, and some custard

Do any of your friends read seven/nine?

Ten/Jack? Knowing my friends...probably.

If you wrote a songfic about 12, what song would you use?


6, 3, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 3 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 3 and plots to abduct 3 to keep 3 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 3 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 3 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.

Mickey, Amy, Rose and The Master are at a bar when Amy makes a drunken confession she is in love with Eleven. Mickey is secretly in love with Amy and plots to abduct Amy to keep him away from eleven, but is stopped by Rose and The Master. However, Mickey is so crazed by this point that Mickey needs constant watching to make sure he doesn’t go after Amy again, and Rose and The Master volunteer to do this. As they work together, they develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that Mickey escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Amy and Eleven from untimely deaths, Ten magically appears and vanquishes Mickey forever.

Title/Warnings for the above fic?

Crazed Mickey...?

How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?

How would Rory react to Donna, Jack, and River? He’d leave the room and pretend he never heard it.

Six sees 9 naked. His/her reaction?

Mickey sees Jack naked? I definitely know what Jack's reaction would be.

Would 12&6 make a good couple?

Nine and Mickey? No. No no no. Absolutely not. NO.

What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?

11 and Rose in a closet with a rubber duck? I’d join them

3 kills 7, what does 3 say?

Amy kills Ten. Amy says "Who are you? Where’s the doctor?"

Suggest a title for a 8 and 9 fluff story

Rory/Jack?. “Left Behind Doesn’t Mean Forgotten”

What would be a good pick up line for 12 to use on 4?


3 finds 4&7 kissing. What would 3 do?

Amy finds Rose and Ten kissing. She’d want to join.

You find 10 going through your closet. What would you do?

I find, Martha in my closet? Hug her.

By the way, I set you up on a date with 2.

You set me up with River? Not cool. So not cool.

1) Batman/Bruce Wayne

2) Sherlock Holmes

3) The Joker

4) Rose Tyler

5) The Doctor

6) Hawk-Girl

7) John Watson

8) Willow Rosenburg

9) Robin/Dick Grayson

10) Daniel Jackson

11)The Master

12) Sweet Tooth (Holy Musical B@man)

Have you ever read a five/eleven fic before?

Doctor/Master. Yeah, but it usually had a third party (Rose)

Do you think three is hot

Depends on which one. But generally yes.

What would happen if twelve got one pregnant?

If Sweet Tooth got Batman Pregnant. The weirdest candy ever invented.

Do you remember any good fics about nine?

Robin? Uuuum, I think yeah. They were usually crossovers.

Would seven and two make a good couple?


Four/Eight or Four/Five?

Rose/Willow or Rose/Doctor. Definitly Rose/Doctor

What would happen if seven discovered three and eight were in a relationship?

If Watson discovered The Joker and Willow were in a relationship? There is no possible way i can fathom this.

Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic

Sherlock/Hawk-Girl. She was impossible. Absolutely impossible. And he was the only man who could figure her out.

Has there been a one/eight fluff?

Batman/Willow. I highly doubt it.

are there any story on your list about eleven?

Favorites list? Yes. A lot actually.

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.

Batman and Watson are in a happy relationship until Robin runs off with Watson. Batman, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with The Master and a brief unhappy affair with Sweet Tooth, then follows the advice of The Doctor and finds true love with Sherlock.

Title/Warning for above fic?


5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with three. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.

The Doctor, Rose, Watson, Batman and The Joker are playing truth or dare. The Doctor asks Watson, and Watson says truth. The Doctor asks who Watson loves and after some prodding from The Joker, confesses his true love for Rose. Rose does not share the feeling, and is in fact in a secret relationship with The Joker. Watson is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Batman, while The Joker and Rose run into the sunset together. However, The Doctor is secretly in love with Batman, and becomes so jealous of Watson, who after the comfort of Batman, becomes in a relationship with Batman, and so The Doctor decides to murder Watson but, is stopped in time by the police officer Robin and is sent to prison, allowing Batman and Watson to continue their relationship.

Title/Warning for above

Attempted murder, feigning to be a police officer.

Suggest a title for a one/eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

Batman/The Master. Uuuum... Boys and their Toys? that sounds really dirty.ugh.

What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

If Rose wanted to seduce Batman? well she could...uuum impress him with Torchwood stuff?

Do any of your friends read seven/nine?

Watson/Robin? Does that even exist?

If you wrote a songfic about 12, what song would you use?

I Want Candy, or anything that contains the phrase "Deliciously Evil"

6, 3, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 3 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 3 and plots to abduct 3 to keep 3 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 3 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 3 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.

Hawk-Girl, The Joker, Rose and The Master are at a bar when The Joker makes a drunken confession he is in love with Batman. Hawk-Girl is secretly in love with The Joker and plots to abduct The Joker to keep him away from Batman, but is stopped by Rose and The Master. However, HG is so crazed by this point that HG needs constant watching to make sure he doesn’t go after The Joker again, and Rose and The Master volunteer to do this. As they work together, they develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that HG escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save The Joker and Batman from untimely deaths, Watson magically appears and vanquishes HG forever.

Title/Warnings for the above fic?

"The Good, the Bad, and the Awesome"

How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?

how would Willow react to Doctor, Robin and Sherlock? Very confused.

Six sees 9 naked. His/her reaction

Hawk-Girl sees Robin naked? Very embarrassed.

Would 12&6 make a good couple?

Sweet Tooth and Hawk-Girl? no. nuhu uh. absalutely not.

What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?

Batman and Rose in a closet with a rubber duck? Steal the Duck, then brutally murder it. I hate ducks.

3 kills 7, what does 3 say?

The Joker kills Watson. Joker says "Why so SERIOUS??"

Suggest a title for a 8 and 9 fluff story

Willow/Robin. "Sideicks no more"

What would be a good pick up line for 12 to use on 4?

"Darlin', would you like a KISS?"

3 finds 4&7 kissing. What would 3 do?

Joker finds Rose and Watson kissing. Kill them?

You find 10 going through your closet. What would you do?

I find Daniel in my closet? I’d hug him to death. he'd come back anyway.

By the way, I set you up on a date with 2.

You set me up with Sherlock? Wonderful.

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OK Doc - A Doctor Who Western by betawho reviews
The Ninth Doctor gets to play cowboy as he and Rose accidentally end up back at the OK Corral. But something new is brewing in Tombstone, involving an ancient culture, a myth, a legend, and a bunny rabbit.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 7/17/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Alternatively by Kathryn Shadow reviews
She can't live a fantastic life without him; maybe she doesn't have to. Reunion!fic, modelled after a true series as much as possible, narrated by our favourite luminous being, and stealing a chapter from TCASM's "What If". 10/Rose, alt!Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 180,829 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 2/24/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Invisible Rose by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
After an accident, Rose wakes up on the TARDIS. But no one can see her. Is she a ghost? An echo? Or something else entirely? And how can she get back to normal, when the Doctor doesn't even know she's home?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,590 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Martha J.
Feeling Electric by ProfessorSpork reviews
She walks into the comic book store, and everything changes. An AU story. / "No!" she insists, but she's grinning and bumping his shoulder and he has never, ever talked to anyone like this before.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,853 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Ghost in the Team by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
An amulet in Daniel Jackson's mail results in the SGC gaining a surprising new member, in the form of the 'ghost' of Spike, history's second vampire with a soul. Can he make a difference in the Ori war?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 54 - Words: 223,227 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 12/13/2006 - [Spike, Vala] [D. Jackson, S. Carter] - Complete
Blue Archangel by L. Alex Greene reviews
AU! Lu Pellegrino and Madman Milligan are in a punk band called Blue Archangel with Loki, Steal, and Sizzler. The problem is they loathe each other. When Madman quits, the band has to find a replacement singer. Bizarre Roché is just the man for the job—but why does he keep looking at Lu like that? Balcifer, established Destiel, Sabriel, Crobby. M for language and sex. Complete!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,045 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Lucifer, Balthazar - Complete
things im not allowed to do at hogwarts by LittleMissWolff reviews
a list of thing i am not allowed to do in hogwarts no matter how funny it is. contains multiple references.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,124 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Better With Two by lauraxtennant reviews
Collection of Ten/Rose oneshots :D x
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 118,084 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Reckoning by L. Alex Greene reviews
Lu Pellegrino and Taz Lords are starting their life together, but neither of them have ventured into this territory before. A series of events in the new life of our favorite burning wreck lawyer and sex god bartender. Companion to "Pilot Light," but not necessary to understand the story. M for language and sexual content. Complete!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,954 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Balthazar, Lucifer - Complete
Five Times They Had Personal Space Issues and One Time They Did Not by snowin' you reviews
When an angel wished to learn more about human beings and came to Castiel for help, Castiel turned to the Winchesters. One issue that constantly came up, however, was about some space that humans claimed to be personal. Destiel. Slash. Dean/Castiel. Sam/OMC. Humor and fluff. Warnings inside.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/30/2012 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., OC] - Complete
Five Times Sam Doesn't Say Anything by Cardio Necrosis reviews
One of the upsides of being the little brother people underestimate is that Dean forgets just how observant and smart he is; because Dean assumes Sam doesn't notice, he slips up more often. The less Sam admits he sees, the more evidence he's given.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Opposite Ends of the Spectrum by ImpalaPorn reviews
Castiel Novak always hated Dean Winchester. The popular boy was rude, arrogant, cocky, and stared at Castiel for no apparent reason. And just because he's tutoring the football-playing jerk doesn't mean he thinks he's nice... or funny... or beautiful... or has any feelings for Dean at all... other than that burning, passionate... hate... of course. Destiel. High School au.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,802 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Taste You On My Lips And Smell You In My Clothes by Misato reviews
Dean lays down some ground rules. Dean/Cas, 2014!verse, possessive rough sex.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The purrfect plan by CookieMunchar reviews
Destiel fic, Balthazar has a very obscure plan involving a little angel magic to get Dean and Castiel to admit their feelings for each other, even if they don't know they have these feelings yet.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Midgardian Rehabilitation by VBloodmoon4 reviews
Loki is banished from Asgard after his attack on Midgard and is stripped of his power and god status. He's as malicious as ever when he falls to Midgard but changes from new relationships and experiences while regaining his power. Set after the Avengers.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,698 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Pursuit by Shadow Nashira reviews
While investigating a Rift disturbance, Jack encounters Dean and Castiel, who are searching for God in Cardiff. Established Dean/Castiel pairing.
Crossover - Supernatural & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Dean W., Castiel, Jack H. - Complete
Fur Ball and Us by Hypnotoad76 reviews
Annie and Jeff become parents of a puppy
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,940 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W.
And I hope to God that you remember me in Heaven by egyouppt reviews
Dean and Castiel do manage to escape Purgatory. And they manage to do a lot of other things too. Castiel remembers them all. Post season seven and beyond mostly .
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Advanced Secret Identities by Palgrave Goldenrod reviews
There are reports of shadowy forces and a copycat Batman in Colorado. Batgirl is sent to investigate, and in the process discovers a new friend, a co-dependent study group, and a place that rivals Arkham Asylum for sheer lunacy.
Crossover - Batman & Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Stephanie B., Annie E. - Complete
Destiel, Actually by Cuboid reviews
Dean and Castiel are playing out your typical-and-not-so-typical rom-com cliché's. The culprit's obvious. Gabe's just trying to help - it was about time someone kicked the knuckleheads into gear. "And... ACTION!"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,084 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Case of the Teddy Interrogation by Yarsian reviews
Young Hamish Watson-Holmes creates a crime scene out of his stuffed animals.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Working out the Kinks by Crittab reviews
Jeff and Annie enter into a purely sexual relationship, in which they explore one another's dirtiest and most scandalous kinks. Very NC-17!
Community - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,119 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Shirley Disapproved by Sharpsword reviews
Five ways Jeff &Annie got together in decidedly non-Greendale Shirley Disapproved ways. I post all my stories on LJ& Milady/Milord, decided to post them all here now & revive my ff account.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
After the Trial by Verdreht reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Duke after The Trial of Audrey Parker? What if he got a little more roughed up than anyone thought? When a certain detective goes to check on him, he might find Duke's ship isn't the only thing in need of repair. Nuke SLASH
Haven - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Duke C., Nathan W.
The Sheet by junejuly15 reviews
The infamous scene with The Sheet in Buckingham Palace told from the sheet's POV. Humour/ Romance, because some of the garments are madly in love with Sherlock. The Scarf, John's Jumper and Jacket, the Purple Shirt and others add their POV as well. Complete
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Baby by Casteline reviews
The Impala has turned into a human. Ianpala drabble inspired by Doctor Who.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Dean W., Impala - Complete
Emotionally Impeded Displays of Admiration by Queen of the Castle reviews
Five times the Master supposedly tried to kill Rose Tyler, and one time he really didn't, not even slightly, thank you very much. Mainly Ten/Rose, but also every combination of Ten/Rose/Simm!Master.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,570 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
A Twist in Time by Jaxin88 reviews
There's a blonde young woman in the marketplace, and she seems eerily familiar to the Doctor...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - 8th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Gender Bender by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
See Willow get drunk. See Willow write fanfiction. See Willow perform spell. She was on quite the Gender Bender last night. Oops. Crack-a-licious.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Willow R., Sam W. - Complete
Things I am not allowed to do on the TARDIS by Kimamoondog reviews
Yes i know it's been done before but this has my own little flare...and OC. Rated do to sexual talk and all that good stuff. Includes the Tenth Doctor, the Master, and Captian Jack.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
365 by ariex04 reviews
The year that never was, and how it might have been if Rose was the Master.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
How I Met Your Doppelganger's Doppelganger by Battle Fries reviews
At MacLaren's Pub, a case of mistaken identity leads to a bit of a ruckus. Well, make that two mistaken identities.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Willow R., Lily A. - Complete
Five Times Times the Doctor and Rose Go Undercover by SilverLunarStar reviews
One-shot. Everywhere they went was another adventure and there were so many more to come. It's always better with two and the Doctor was thankful that Time had allowed him these moments with her.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Pink Minutes and Chip Flavoured Tomorrows by JennyMoriarty reviews
"This one little thing that he said on a whim but as soon as it escaped his lips, it grew. It grew bigger and the urge grew stronger and his willpower fizzled out and he put on his favourite, rose-coloured bowtie and now here he was."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
I tried to give you up But I'm addicted by CaptainBri-Mazing reviews
He was the boss of time, not the other way around. And the thing he wanted to do, more than rid himself of River's presence, was help Rose Tyler with her homework SPOILERS ALERT! HEAVY RIVER-BASHING! don't read if you're a river/doctor fan
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Great Minds Think? by CynicalModerate reviews
A silly, slashy drabblish I decided to post. If I was making out with myself, what would I call it? 11 finds himself in the same situation, albeit with a former incarnation.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2011 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Posing for Pictures As the World Explodes by Queen of the Castle reviews
BAI-B series Part 4. "It's all one disaster after another when you're around. This is late 19th century Indonesia, and that big smoking mountain over there would be Krakatoa." Rose/Nine
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Rose T., 9th Doctor - Complete
Never Too Late to Save Herself by Queen of the Castle reviews
BAI-B series Part 3. She'd just seen the date on the newspaper at the stand next to where the Dimension Cannon had dropped her and known she had to come. Rose/Rose, Rose/Nine
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Rose T., 9th Doctor - Complete
Guest by gleefulmusings reviews
In the end, Joyce wasn't alone. Missing scene from "The Body," Season Five.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Joyce S. - Complete
The Ultimate Doctor Who Survival Guide by Elvaro reviews
An A-Z listing of the Doctor's various enemies and other aliens and what you need to know about them. Contains two original characters. Loosely inspired by The Zombie Survival Guide and other survival guides.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,253 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - 10th Doctor
Willow's Thief by Luna del Cielo reviews
Willow is finishing up her detox in England when she realizes someone is stealing from her pantry. She finds the thief and maybe, just maybe, he'll steal more than just her bread and eggs. Willow/Sirius Sunny D 4x Award Winner & COA Nominated!*COMPLETE*
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 94 - Words: 334,093 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Willow R., Sirius B. - Complete
Matryoshka by Pitry reviews
Being out of time and space isn't just upsetting – it's also very, very boring. Especially when the Doctor has to live it time and again, and the only person to help him out of the mess is himself. And himself. And a hell lot of him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2011 - 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
Dear Mike: If You See A Blue Box by Pitry reviews
The Williams family goes on holiday every year, leaving instructions for their neighbour.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Complete
A Companion's Guide To The Doctor by Chalcedony Rivers reviews
Amy wakes up in the Tardis and, momentarily believing herself to be back on Apalapucia, calls out for a familiar voice. She gets a little more than she bargained for.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Differences in Character by RunawayTelephones reviews
Set up like examples in a manual or textbook of how the Doctor, River, Amy, and Rory respond differently to situations. Includes problem solving, flirting, Jack, time confusion, weddings, enemies, attire, children, alcohol, and jail.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,634 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Goodbyes by 13tash07 reviews
The Doctor stumbles upon the Mirror of Erised and finally gets a chance to say goodbye. Fluff, really.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2011 - 10th Doctor, Mirror of Erised - Complete
Human Nature by LimitedByCreativity reviews
AU. Martha Jones and Rose Tyler are both in love with the same man: John Smith. But, John Smith has an extraordinary secret…a secret, not even he remembers. The only person who seems to know is John's friend, Donna Noble...10/Rose. EPILOGUE UP; Review!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,948 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Whiskey Talking by whatev reviews
One-shot after Hitler. Amy finds the Doctor in the kitchen, doing some whiskey talking.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Could've Used Post It Notes 103 Freckles by Aerilex reviews
152 freckles adorn Dean Winchester's body since his return from Hell. Vaguely set during early S5
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Five Times Wishing on an Eyelash Actually Worked by Queen of the Castle reviews
Rose/Ten. Oh god, she thinks, now he's done it. They're really going to die this time. Why else would he finally say it now, like this? It can't be just because she's wished for it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
One Last Kiss by Chris4 reviews
The "missing scene" from the end of PotW. Rose remembers the kiss and calls the Doctor on it, forcing them both to re-evaluate their relationship. This could be canon if you squint really, really hard - and ignore the fact that its smut. Nine/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/23/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Scavenger Hunt by cheri1 reviews
10/Rose with Martha and Donna. The Doctor and Rose along with Martha and Donna are in a race to finish first in a scavenger hunt aboard the TARDIS. Thrills, chills, laughter and adventure await all of them. FINISHED.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 70,468 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/13/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
I'll Wait For You by bite-me-im-irish reviews
Post Girl in the Fireplace. Rose is hurt and questions her value aboard the TARDIS and to the Doctor. The Doctor is reluctant to open up but Rose won't take no for an answer. Will he end up revealing more than he intended? Bad summary, I know.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Skipping Out of Heaven, the Second by Trollmela reviews
AU of 5.19 Hammer of the Gods. Balthazar decides to skip out of Heaven early. On earth, he comes across Gabriel confronting Lucifer and decides to intervene.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Balthazar, Gabriel - Complete
Did I Mention? by Lena86 reviews
...It also travels in Time. How long was the Doctor gone during 'Rose?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2011 - 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
Five Times Bobby and Crowley Argued by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
... Like an Old Married Couple, and One Time They Made Up. Exactly what it says. Bobby/Crowley; fluff; smut; boy kissing. R&R, x.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
Is it really so bad to see your own future? by lauraxtennant reviews
Doctor number Nine sees something he shouldn't. Or maybe something he should. It's all very timey wimey x
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/21/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Everything I Know About Life by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
...I learned from Doctor Who. An itemized list of Rules to Live By as taught to us by the Doctor and his companions and sometimes his enemies, too .
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/8/2011
Paper Football by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Castiel is an english teacher, marking his papers outside so he can watch Coach Winchester at work. One paper proves too intesting to pass over. Because all I did while was down was write porn.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Time Lords and Poke Balls by emeraldeyedirishdaughter reviews
Rose wants a pet that strangely looks like something out of another TV show. You can probably guess which one from the story title
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
How to Acquire a TARDIS by Koryu's Advocate reviews
Mostly just exactly as it says above. An altered version of how I would explain my possession of a TARDIS. If, y'know, such a thing were possible. I don't own the reality that is Doctor Who. I do own all my own ideas, however.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - TARDIS, OC - Complete
50 things Jack Harkness isn't allowed to do by The-Hufflepuff-Death-Eater reviews
Just what it says on the tin. Teen to be safe, cause it's Jack.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Dreams of the Virginia Slave Slayer by coyt reviews
When Buffy's first Watcher, Merrick, asked her if she had ever dreamed about being a slave ... in Virginia. It made Buffy finally realize that she ... may actually be ... the Slayer. Discover the secret life of Elsie, the pregnant slave Slayer.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Buffy S. - Complete
Time Stitches You by sinecure reviews
Spike uses Willow to go back in time to avoid being implanted by the Initiative, but- has even one of Spike's plans ever gone right? They end up a little further back in time than he intended. *WiP*
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,402 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 9/29/2002 - Spike, Willow R.
Anya: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by samshair reviews
Did you burn your manual in place of firewood? Lose it in the divorce? Didn't think so, but if for some reason you no longer have it, here's a handy online copy. Unless you lost the computer, too. Then there's a problem.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Anya J. - Complete
Wait by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
The Doctor is having a tricky time staying on topic. Well, he can stay on topic, but it might not be a topic he's supposed to be on.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/2/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Under the Bridge by Ocelot Summer reviews
She was supposed to come back from San Francisco. She didn't come back. So Barney went to find her. Goes AU from the start of Season 2. Barney/Lily
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,093 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Barney S., Lily A. - Complete
If I Fell by wolfish-willow reviews
For ladyoneill's prompt: During the apocalypse, Gabriel's signed up with Team Free Will and spends his time mocking Dean and trying to seduce Sam with satin sheets, banana splits, and cheesy music. Written for the spn gabriel sam fic exchange over on LJ.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Things I am not allowed to do on the TARDIS by Time Agent Extrodinare reviews
exactly what it says. A list my friend and i made out of boredm one day : read and review with comments and thigns to add to the list!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Spike: The Owner's Guide And Maintenance Manual by samshair reviews
After tending to a large suspicious? fire at our Headquarters, we are back, posting these online so you don't have to go through the garbage bin you threw the manual out in last week.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Spike - Complete
Couch Potato by DevilLlamaChan reviews
Crack!Fic: "When the Doctor regenerates, his older self isn't gone, he just stays home and watches his current self on the TV." Inspired by di0br's video, Tenth Doctor: The Musical. : x
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2010 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Cannon Fire by Queen of the Castle reviews
BAI-B series Part 2. The Cannon was programmed to seek out the Doctor, and the Doctor seemed to be programmed to seek out trouble. What better place for him to make a nuisance of himself than in the midst of active warfare? Nine/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Rose T., 9th Doctor - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
To Kill a Sparkly Vamp by CeleryRox reviews
A collection of 50 Buffy vs Edward oneshots, ending with everyone's least favorite vamp staked, beheaded by a garden gnome, hit by ice cream truck, beaten with his own spine, and much more! TO BE CONTINUED VERY SOON. Caution: "Angel" characters too.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 45,494 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Buffy S., Edward
what the alphabet really means by vampriss99 reviews
this is a poem of a buffy characters in alphabet form
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010
Kissing Complete Strangers & Clinging On For Life by Queen of the Castle reviews
BAI-B series Part 1. Travelling across universes is like visiting Paris. Exactly like visiting Paris, actually. And Rose finds that the Doctor wasn't kidding about kissing complete strangers. It's just that he's not a stranger to HER. Nine/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Games of the orally fixated by Fayth3 reviews
Rose is bordering on the edge with the Doctor who won't stop licking things. Happy!Who prompt chewed pen lid, also prompt Icecream for C3
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,890 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Name Of This Fanfiction Doesn't Exist by EaterOfWaffles reviews
The Name Of This Book Is Secret world/Post-This Book Isn't Good For You/T to be safe I don't want to risk you learning the secret, but my uncle has already been telling you of Cass, Max-Ernest and Yo-Yoji, so...
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010
The Phone Call by Kalira69 reviews
Audrey and Nathan have a very awkward, yet informative, phone conversation, much to the amusement of an eavesdropping Duke. Duke/Nathan, Slash
Haven - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Nathan W., Duke C. - Complete
Jonathan: The Maintenance Guide and Owner's Manual by samshair reviews
Is he too short? Give him some steroids. Or maybe you ordered WARREN but got this guy. Try to make do, I'm too lazy to ship out anything new right now.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Jonathan L. - Complete
Giles: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Maunal by samshair reviews
Was he knocked out again? He'll come to, and be miraculously healthy afterward every time! That's GILES, and that's not his only problem.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - R. Giles - Complete
Fred: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by samshair reviews
You're stupid, we're smart, read the #*%& @ manual next time. Also- Spoiler filled.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Fred B. - Complete
Xander: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by samshair reviews
I think you get the drill by now. You're dumb, we're not, so we released an understandable manual.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Moments in Time and Space by Gilari reviews
A slayer, a witch, and a man in a brown coat walk into a bar.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Willow R., 10th Doctor - Complete
Where the roads meet by sephirothflame reviews
Somehow, Dean always ends up back in Boston with Jacob. Stonehenge Apocalypse/Supernatural. Dean/Jacob.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
Willow: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Maunual by samshair reviews
Tired of confusing Chinese instruction booklets? Try this one. My first language is English.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Willow R. - Complete
The Tides of Time by T. R. Myers reviews
The Doctor and Rose team up with SG1 to find out why a system lord would want their help.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,684 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, S. Carter
Stonedhenge by Mousme reviews
Unabashed crack. Stonehenge Apocalypse/Supernatural crossover, from a prompt requesting Castiel/Future!Cas/Jimmy/Jacob/Misha. I can't explain this, don't ask. Warnings are in the fic header.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Castiel - Complete
Time Out by Aietradaea reviews
Inspired by Irony-chan's "A Mary Sue Alphabet". For anyone tired of clichés, Mary Sues and overused ideas in online Doctor Who fandoms. No offense meant to anyone - it's all in fun.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Paradoxical by Sanguine Ink reviews
The Master survives the Time War, steals the TARDIS, and starts to wreak havoc. And with a paradox hanging over their heads, can two Doctors and one human stop him? Slight TenRose, NineRose, and DoctorWhump for both.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,965 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
I rather get expelled by TheAstoriaGreengrass reviews
Draco Malfoy got an assignment. What was it? To write a letter, to a muggle. How'd he do on it? Just read it for yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Twilight in an Empty Nutshell by CeleryRox reviews
Extremely short summary of my not very positive idea of Twilight. One-shot, parody, Please review, flames accepted.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mr Harvey by myfirewiththevampire reviews
I recall the day where I witnessed Mr. Harvey in K-mart. He looked exactly like the guy from the movie, but had all the aspects described from the book. I have had the pleasure to find Mr. Harvey, a book character in a total stranger. I know it's weird
Lovely Bones - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/13/2010 - George H./Mr. Harvey, Suzanne S./Susie - Complete
Remember by WishfulThinkin21 reviews
Even in the darkest regions of space, your light burns the brightest. Remember it Doctor 'You are not alone.' Our lonely Doctor and how his last five companions made him remember some certain things..9, 10 and 11! read review have fun !
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/18/2010 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
The Girl by Smoochynose reviews
Owen discovers that waiting for a six-year-old to get a lift back to her real time isn't as easy as it looks. Especially when that girl is Rose Tyler.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Jack H., Rose T., Owen H. - Complete
Buffy: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by samshair reviews
Sick of BUFFY sneaking out at night? Want her to stop dating ANGEL from down the street? Read this handy manual and have all some of your questions answered! Buffy belongs to Joss Whedon, darn it!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Buffy S. - Complete
Angel: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by samshair reviews
Want to know why your unit seems to have adopted a child? Turned into a puppet? Well, you should have read the manual, moron. But fear not, here's an online version so you don't have to search your house for the one you already recycled.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Angel - Complete
Twelve Years and Four Psychiatrists by Sanguine Ink reviews
Why Amy needed four psychiatrists....cameos from Doctors 1-10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Art of Subtlety by shannanagin reviews
or, Five Times Jeff and Annie Flirt
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Lorne: The Owner's Guide And Maintenance Manual by samshair reviews
Will your LORNE refuse to come out of his room? Is he using too much hot water? Is his singing starting to annoy you? Maybe you didn't read the manual properly. Now's the time to read it once more, and get things settled.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Lorne - Complete
The Master and The Wolf by Gatsby reviews
Three years after Doomsday, Rose has adjusted to her new universe somewhat as the Defender of the Earth. But her whole life is turned upside down when Torchwood finds an abandoned Tardis in the Thundra. And just who is this Harry Saxon trying to woo her?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,211 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Rose T., The Master - Complete
DOCTOR WHO by RachelClaire reviews
Nine letters, nine drabbles. A collection of 100-word pieces with topics beginning with the letters in DOCTOR WHO. Completed!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
Brohemian by Otempora42 reviews
AU, set around season one. Barney and Lily are starving artists living together in a run-down apartment building. Co-fic with idioticonion. Barney/Lily, some Marshall/Lily and Ted/Robin. Sexual content. COMPLETE!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,544 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Barney S., Lily A. - Complete
iReminise by HeyBulldogProductions reviews
Right before Freddie dies his life flashes before his eyes. He reminises from moment ranging from when he and Sam kissed, to when they got married, to when they started a family to when she dies. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,540 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Freddie B. - Complete
One Day in a Spaceship by Phlogistics reviews
When Andrew is four, he is abducted by aliens. He thinks this is really, really cool. One-shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Andrew, 10th Doctor - Complete
Lost Memories by KJmom reviews
Willow is lost and alone, or is she? Begins in season 6. Spillow
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 41,079 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Spike, Willow R. - Complete
Trading Doctors by Terrifica Oneiroi reviews
Doctor James Wilson runs into a funny British Blonde in the hallway outside his office, which propells him into a world of "what?" previously unheard of. Just another day at PPTH.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Rose T., J. Wilson - Complete
A Doctor Who Murder Mystery by Phlogistics reviews
The Doctor has an encounter with the Sunnydale police. He really hopes no one ever hears about this. Mild crack, one-shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Wormholes and Loopholes by Gyte-san reviews
Stargate SG1 crossover. Post Doomsday. 10Rose SamJack. The Doctor tries to finish his message to Rose, only to have the Tardis pulled into another adventure. Enjoy. Note: ...Finally remember to write something. So sleepy.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,753 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 8/19/2006 - 10th Doctor
This Guy Walks Into A Bar by Manchester reviews
On their night out, in a bar called “MacLaren’s”, Willow had ordered drinks for herself and Kennedy, and while waiting for her lover to come back from the ladies’, she heard from behind her the words, “Suit up!” Things went seriously downhill after that
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
The Same as a Duck by OliveOilMed reviews
Luna is always one for being the center of attention, usually unintentonally. And when Luna waltzes into Potions class one day with a live duck tucked under her arm, Professor Snape can't help but ask for thr reason why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Scavenger Hunt by idioticonion reviews
Around the time of World's Greatest Couple, Lily, Barney and Marshall contemplate life. Three drabbles
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Lily A., Barney S. - Complete
The Compass by Super Spazz Attack reviews
A silly story about an interesting artifcat that fell through the rift...Jack/Gwen, a wee bit of Jack/Ianto, and a dash of Owen/Tosh. NOW FINISHED! FINALLY!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,134 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
Cat Tales by Lancer47 reviews
Three short stories revolving around Miss Kitty Fantastico and Willow
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Willow R. - Complete
101 Things to Do in an Elevator by Mister Sorrel reviews
Bored Companions, the Tenth Doctor, and a list no one should EVER try. Crack!fic Jack/Martha, Doctor/Rose. Now with added Tosh/Owen!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,109 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
The OOC Syndrome by Carly86 reviews
After visiting a strange alien planet, the Doctor and Jack began to act very strangely. Now, it's up to Rose to get them back to normal... Nine/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,230 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
www haunted hospitals com by Scythe The Wicked reviews
Found on a website last updated 1998 now dead under “Melgrove Mental Asylum” was a page with an eerie story.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2008 - 10th Doctor
By Any Other Name by souleswanderer reviews
If you enjoyed The Colour of a Rose. The garden continues to grow. Master Rose pairing set after Doomsday in Pete's world. One may find more than they're looking for, if they only open their eyes. Just who is Harry Saxon? It really is a love story.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,892 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Folly by Wings of an Era reviews
The Master contemplates what he has learned of Rose Tyler and the effect she has had on his enemy. Takes place during The Year That Never Was. One Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
When Rose Tyler met The Master by DarkSideOfTheMoon-X reviews
This is what happens when Rose meets the Master, and notices that screwdriver of his.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Flirting and Peril by Shenlong Girl reviews
Cassandra's teasing on New Earth has made Rose think about how she views the Doctor...and what she should do about it.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,645 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Wolves and Bats by Lady Yueh reviews
Or: Heiresses and Playboys. Bruce Wayne dances with the new Vitex Heiress. will she succumb to his charms? :Reports of your playboy qualities were very much exaggerated.: Doctor Who Batman.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Rose T., Bruce W. - Complete
I Lost the Game by Miss Klutz reviews
Prompt: The Game. Rose loses the game, and the Doctor recalls where the game came from. Bad Summary... Oh, and I lost the game.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Head Trip by FoxMarie reviews
The Doctor and Rose stop off to catch the classics at 1969 Woodstock. Unfortunately, someone else is there, pushing a drug with the most interesting of side effects. TenRose. Updated to M, still not too explicit, but hopefully very tantalizing
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Beautiful America series by Lucinda reviews
When Willow goes to a cabin in the mountains, she only intended to sort out her emotions, not to meet a wild mutant with a mysterious past.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,995 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Willow R., Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Twelve Kisses of Christmas by the doctor's next dance reviews
Ok, I'm not quite sure as to when the 12 days of Christmas are, but let's say they start 12 days before Christmas Day, ok? So: 12 days, 1 Doctor, 1 Rose 12 kisses! Lots of Xmassy fluff! DoctorRose, as if you haven't guessed
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,569 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Comfortably Numb by Net Girl reviews
Life On Mars UK & Doctor Who crossover. The Doctor attempts to help a relative of Rose's.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Life on Mars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2007 - 10th Doctor, Sam T. - Complete
A Most Ingenious Pair of Docs by kitsunealyc reviews
.Complete. It takes more than one Time Lord to pierce the void. Lucky for Rose, there are two who are willing to take the risk NineRoseTen
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
To be rational by Fayth3 reviews
Happy!Who fic. The Doctor says it wasn't time for monsoon season yet. Rose meets someone who may know a little better.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
About Time by m2beeS reviews
Happens after The Satan’s Pit. Short and pointless.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2006 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
When Urban Legends Collide by Amarin Rose reviews
BTVS–DCAU Crossover Summary: Post S7. Buffy and Xander head to Gotham to help out AI with some of the evil lawyers – oh, and do some shopping. They run into Batman and his crew. Wackiness, of course, ensues.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Complete
Foxy by mishy-mo reviews
New Earth Tag, 10Rose, deals with the effects of Cassandra voicing emotions, may do a clean version of this one day! smut warning: if you don't like it, don't read!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Four of a Kind by Dark Aegis reviews
Life's a gamble. Life with the Doctor is poker. And four of a kind is a powerful hand. A Tenth Doctor, Rose, Seventh Doctor, and Ace story.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,636 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness by Christine Morgan reviews
Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 90 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
The Planet Out of Time by Woof reviews
An accidental collision in the Time Vortex leaves the Doctor and his companion stuck on a strange rock, with even stranger company. 9th Doctor, Rose, and... the 8th Doctor? oh dear...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,530 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/18/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 6,857 - Follows: 512 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Out of the Blue by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
Buffy and Willow come to W&H to warn Fred about Illyria, only to discover that Angel's come down with a bad case of puppet and a certain peroxided vampire isn't quite as dead as they thought.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Buffy S., Spike
Fortune Cookies by Smenzer reviews
AresGabrielle Ares tries to lead Gabrielle to him with furtune cookies! Yes I'm back with a new AG fic!
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Ares, Gabrielle - Complete
Do It With Daniel by Vicki595 reviews
The last thing she needs is to be told that she needs to get laid by a voice in her head. (Sequel to 'Kiss Her')
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2004 - J. Fraiser, D. Jackson
Kiss Her by Vicki595 reviews
Daniel's hearing voices - again!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/2/2004 - J. Fraiser, D. Jackson
A Dark Knight's Day by Rupert Brown reviews
Batman & Xena team up to capture an escaped Callisto and Joker. Meanwhile, Robin meets Gabby.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003
Just a Short vacation by daviderl31 reviews
BtVS...Charmed Crossover. Willow decides to vacation in San Francisco. While there, she meets the Charmed Ones and finds out some disturbing facts about Whitelighters protecting witches except those in Sunnydale. Her anger resurrects the Evil Willow with
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Complete
The 9th Chevron by Sheryl Nantus reviews
Buffy and Dawn vanish, and Willow turns to the SGC for help.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Buffy S., Willow R.
The Best Laid Plans by La Rose Noire reviews
I had a "What if...?" I couldn't shake, which turned into a story. So back we go, to that fateful night...only this time an unchipped Spike finds Willow all alone in her dorm room... (S/W all the way)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2003 - Spike, Willow R.
Whatever happened to Miss Kitty by Fayth3 reviews
Willow's cat went missing. Ever wonder what happened to her?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,214 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Spike, Willow R.
Angel meets the Buffybot by Fayth3 reviews
Unbenownst to him Angel encounters the Buffybot
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Angel
The Game by RedWitch2 reviews
Love and Lust play a game with a red headed witch and blond vampire. A/N-I changed the rating.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2002 - Willow R., Spike
Purgatory by ShadowOfApate reviews
The initative finds out that Willow is a Witch.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2002 - Willow R., Buffy S.
Twas the Night Before Solstice by acafe Jrpanther reviews
It's Solstice time and everyone's come together at Cyrene's tavern. It's trouble for Joxer when a romantic plan to woo Gabrielle's sister Lila falls flat (no pun), and Hercules isn't safe when Minya can't keep her hands off him!
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2001
The Problem with Lupes by Smenzer reviews
Gabrielle writes about Ares and his dog. Comedy.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2001 - Ares, Gabrielle - Complete
A Feather for Gabrielle by Smenzer reviews
AresGabrielle. Gabrielle helps Ares with a unique problem after he kidnaps her. Hercules, Xena and Iolaus also have large parts. This story is a mix of humor and very light romance.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2001 - Ares, Gabrielle - Complete
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Of boxes and boys reviews
our favorite boys are back! sirius, james, and remus try to figure out what muggles use simple, everyday items for. humour, set in the marauders time, better than it sounds. rated T to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Remus L., James P.
Tiny Little Problems reviews
Dawn needs buffys help. Young Dawn fic
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Buffy S., Dawn S. - Complete
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