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Author has written 4 stories for Bleach.

well, my name is Andy and I'm a thirteen year old pervert(nah,i just like yaoi...is that the same thing?!) I am a mediocre artist that loves to write fan fiction(but isn't very good...) and so I got an account here. I'm from Roswell Georgia but I'd love to move to japan. To achieve that goal I am learning japanese. That's really all i need to say because no one wants to read the story of someone's average life on a FAN FICTION website. Hope you enjoy my stories(when and if i write them). XD

name: Andy

age: 13

real life friend: Agent Poltergeist http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2467514/AgentPoltergeist

This is an cool online quiz I took to see whether you are a certain type of uke or seme. I got the idea from TealEyedBeing(check out her awesome stories!) and these are my results!

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

the quiz:

P.S: I've started a drabbles collection, so if you want, suggest drabbles.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!!

Disorder Rating

Paranoid:Moderate

Schizoid:high

Schizotypal:very high

Antisocial:high

Borderline:very high

Histrionic:moderate

Narcissistic:Low

Avoidant:High

Dependent:Moderate

Obsessive-Compulsive:high

(I took a quiz to see which disorders i have!)

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Hatchling carer by lunabloodmoon666 reviews
Alex is Roberts sister and the carer of baby Raptor's until they meet the older pack however how will the baby raptor scents change the bigger pack members POV on the victims especially her when the big one deciedes she is to be his mate... :3 give it chance my first Jurassic park fanfic. Raptor/OC
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,298 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/11/2014 - OC, Velociraptor - Complete
Curse of the Pale Prince by Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo reviews
When Ichigo took the job at the zoo, he never expected that the leopard he was to take care of was actually a 4,000 year old prince! Can they break it before Ogichi Shirosaki's enemies find them? Or will Ichigo fall under the same enchantment? Yaoi duh!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,518 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Princess Kenny by DiagonAlley reviews
Kenny seduces Craig. Crenny. Crossplay. Smut. Slash. One-Shot. Complete.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Easter Sunday by BattyCore reviews
"Why don't you two get a room?" someone shouts. (Quality summary is quality.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Rain by silverfox.611 reviews
It had been raining for days... **Don't want to say too much!** :)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
Catch Me If You Can by scarylolita reviews
The boys are off to college and Cartman insists they participate in the frosh week scavenger hunt. They'll be getting drunk, getting naked, getting lucky and perhaps even arrested, but unfortunately, they aren't in for purely fun and games. The past comes back to haunt them and they're all forced to pay the price for childhood mistakes they once buried. Slash, Kyman & Crenny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,668 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] [Kenny M., Craig T.] - Complete
Comfort by hyperempathie reviews
Craig Tucker and Kenny McCormick make out with Grease playing in the background.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
From: Craig To: Kenny by cybergothhh reviews
Kenny comes home to a nice message left on his phone.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Kenny M., Craig T.] Karen McCormick - Complete
Good Times with Art by scarylolita reviews
Kyle needs help drawing human anatomy for his art class and Kenny is more than happy to volunteer to be his personal model. Anything to help out a friend, right? Slash, K2.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Kyle B., Kenny M.] - Complete
The Double-D Dare by l0velyfe reviews
Kevin never has backed down from a double-dare, but his buds have really come up with a good one this time. What happens when a harmless bet becomes something more? [[Kevedd, now complete]]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,414 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
About Last Night by scarylolita reviews
Kenny thinks it will be a good idea to start a no strings attached hook up session with one of his friends … However, things don't go as smooth as he hopes and he is forced to experience a roller coaster of suppressed emotions in the form of Craig Tucker. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,336 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [Kenny M., Craig T.] - Complete
Two Hearts Become One by disneylove89 reviews
This is the story of Belle and Adam's wedding night. Plenty of fluff, but pay attention to the rating, it's there for a reason!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Beast/Prince, Belle - Complete
A Compromising Situation by Black Raven 2539 reviews
Watson finds Holmes in a compromising situation. He decides to take it to his advantage... Watson/Holmes smut! Slash! In request from previous story An Ordinary Day. Has no plot connection however. Dark Twist! Slightly OOC...okay very OOC! Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [J. Watson, S. Holmes] - Complete
The Card Game Companian by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
"Yes, poker." He quirked an eyebrow. "You know how to play that right?" But I didn't know how to play poker. At all. It looked like maybe I would need someone to teach me. And as far as I knew there was only one of my friends who knew how to play poker... Stenny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,641 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Just a Feeling by soulgusttheguardian reviews
The water was cold under his back. And he tried to remember how they had even gotten to this point.. {Ereri, mentions Eruri. Manga based PWP. OOCish. Slight spoilers.}
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Language Barrier by BunBunC reviews
Levi starts talking dirty in French, leaving a very, very confused Eren. (translations provided)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
That's an Order by fumioo reviews
Basically, Eren spits coffee at Rivaille's face, and instead of punching him in the face... He has another idea. (Based on a prompt by jaegercherry @ tumblr) Warning : Ereri (yaoi)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Eren Y., Auruo B. - Complete
The Blanket Scenario by Ai Enmaxjigoku shoujo reviews
It was cold and wet and it was damn cliche, but that wasn't stopping Jean from curling up with Armin to stay warm. Jean/Armin. One-shot. For the SnK kink meme. [Cover art not mine]
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Armin A., Jean K. - Complete
Anal Crossing by thefulltimeinternethobo reviews
PLease please pplease do not read. Avert your eyes children. do not read if under 116 very inapppropriate
Animal Crossing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Kapp'n, Tom Nook - Complete
Height Issues by aogiri reviews
Rivaille and Eren always have issues kissing because Eren tries to bend down to kiss but Rivaille just shoves his head away because having Eren lean down makes him feel short. A short fluff where Eren and Rivaille just can't seem to kiss. EreRi, Fluff
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Sea and Stars by StarkBlack reviews
It was always the same, and then it wasn't. Warnings for yaoi.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Rubber Fun by shinofangirl reviews
Luffy and Zoro are alone on the ship and Luffy is bored. How does a game of tag turn into great sex? Yaoi. You've been warned.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
The Imposter by Hedwig'sOwl reviews
Sirius has returned from the Veil after the war and is struggling to deal with his altered feelings for his godson. Three-part story. SB/HP. Explicit scenes and strong language. Rated M! Little bit added at the end after posting, didnt copy for some reason. Sorry! Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Alone Time by kyouko68 reviews
Ever since entering the New World, Luffy and Zoro never seemed to get there time together if you know what I mean. May contain spoilers for some. Viewer discression is advised. ZoLu
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Stupid by deadhemoglobin reviews
The title speaks for itself. Zoro suffers from an unrequited love, or so he thinks. Slight crack. AU. LuZo. Read at your own risk.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Substatrum by julads reviews
Kyle is hesitant about sharing an apartment with Stan.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Why Not? by Concupiscence66 reviews
Howard is a successful but miserable author. Vince is a transient socialite. It's a bit Breakfast at Top Shop.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Freedom Knight by TheMadKatter13 reviews
After breaking off a long-term relationship, Sakura and Ino convince Naruto that all he needs is a bar hop to find a piece of fresh meat. AU. Gaara/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/10/2012 - [Naruto U., Gaara] - Complete
How Luffy Really Convinced Zoro To Join His Crew by SlenderBatman reviews
What are pirate swords good for? Slashing things! If you don't like it, jump ship! Oneshot Zoro/Luffy in the absolute beginning of their adventures.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Best Birthday Yet by yaoifan124 reviews
Happy Birthday, Zoro! Zoro's POV! Zoro is not sure how Luffy knows how old he is, but soon finds out how. Though Luffy has to give him his present first! ;D ::LEMON::BOYXBOY::YAOI::
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
What Are Sisters For? by MauMauKa reviews
Tired of her brother's moping, Jackie Jensen decides to take things into her own hands.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2012 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Halloween for Adults by K1ngQu1nn reviews
Little late posting. As you age, Halloween becomes less about candy and more about parties. And sometimes it becomes much more about comfortable beds and vampires or bottled beer and bathrooms. Rated M for sexual situations and language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Hard Rain by writerchick0214 reviews
Nick hated the rain. Even before the end of the world he hated it; hated how wet it was, how it ruined his expensive leather shoes, how it messed up his hair. And right now Nick hated how the rain made Ellis' shirt stick to his body in all the right places. Nick/Ellis, Nellis, set during the Hard Rain campaign. Cover art by Minutecloser2failing
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Heart of Darkness by yume girl 91 reviews
A lovely monster she is, Assistant Captain Kaien Shiba comes to realize. Dark RukiaxKaien AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Kaien S., Dark Rukia - Complete
So Deep In the Closet by Monthadog reviews
There's a reason Craig picks fights with Stan all the time and maybe it's exactly what both of them need. Smutty Staig Oneshot! M for sexual content and language
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Stan M., Craig T. - Complete
Back on the rooftop by False Premise reviews
One shot. Set after the party episode. Inspired by a deleted scene in which the jazz loving girl Howard is after turns out to be Old Gregg. Howard/Vince. I don't own the Boosh the Boosh own me.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
I'm Right Here by PerpetualRetrograde reviews
Zoro x Luffy.Do not read if you're homophobic. Potential death of their beloved captain has sent the Mugiwara crew reeling into depression. Zoro struggles to keep his thoughts positive. Of course I don't One Piece so don't even start that argument. And no relation to original story line.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Sweeter Than Honey by Kaleidelic reviews
One-Shot ZoLu Luffy's been having "secret" kitchen raids for the past month. An annoyed swordsman was forced to go check it out. The only question: Why in the world was his captain covered in a sticky golden liquid?
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
When I Fall Down by scarlettshazam reviews
Kenny is miserable and has no idea why. Kyle will do anything to help. Smutty/fluffy K2 oneshot for the amazing South Parkians I hung out with at Otakon!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Nicotine And Alcohol by Suomalainen-Sisu reviews
Gaara never imagined spending his life working in a dirty café. Then again, he never imagined encountering a cocky blonde man demanding for his number either; especially when he was now sat in the arrogant teenager's lap. NaruGaa AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
A Place to Call Home by Shadow of the Forgotten reviews
Alex hadn't seen the assassin in years, but Yassen was back now and he was determined to stay. Alex/Yassen.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Angels and Demons by jujitsuelf reviews
One angel, one demon...
Losers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/30/2012 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Don't Touch His Shit by keikopanda102 reviews
No one touches the hat. Alternatively, no one touches the glasses. Cougar and Jensen are both very protective of each other's things. Cougar is also overly protective of Jensen's body as a whole. PWP. Disclaimer: I don't own the Losers, DC, Vertigo comics does. Male/Male warning. One shot.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
Confessions of the Drunken Persuasion by P4Nd4 reviews
Carlton promised himself a long time ago that he would never lie to himself, no matter what. Shassie!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Situations by LyssaMarie27 reviews
Oneshot. Naruto works at the strip club owned by Gaara. They make sure to take advantage of all employee benefits, and that includes each other. M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
After That Night by TamiLove reviews
Cartman- well I didn't want to think about Cartman, that mega-asshole, lard-faced douche. After what happened… He hasn't even called once. "That bastard." I mumbled under my breath. Contains strong language and adult situations. (originally BDSM) COMPLETED
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,996 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Of These Things I Am Sure by NarcissisticNinny reviews
Zoro didn't expect himself to become a pirate, even so, Zoro will follow Luffy wherever he goes.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Blame the Alcohol Babe by SpaceCadette69 reviews
With no memory of the previous night, Kyle awoke naked and next to one of his best friends. Thank God Kenny's there to fill him in on what the hell happened. But then again... Maybe he doesn't really want to know. If this doesn't scream smutty one-shot to you, then you need a doctor.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Vince Turns 28? by Concupiscence66 reviews
Vince is turning 28 for the third time and is feeling down. Maybe the perfect gift from Howard can cheer him up. Written for the amazing Livejournal artist, karneol vision who has created artwork for some of my stories. Check her out!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Four Twenty by BattyCore reviews
Craig and Kenny enjoy a little harmless 4.20 fun. Pff, harmless? What I meant to say was SMUT.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2012 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
Funk Anthem of the Triple X Groovy by Metamotivation reviews
In which Eric ponders the mystery of "The Great Rear View Mirror Confrontation" in Kyle's brand new Volkswagen. Kyman one-shot. Rated M for suggestive content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
From Russia with Extreme Prejudice by jujitsuelf reviews
An op in St. Petersberg goes badly wrong when Cougar is captured by the bad guys...
Losers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
Drink Days of Gold Together by drcalvin reviews
Zoro reflects on choices made and realizes that he needs something more from his captain. Love, loneliness and discoveries beneath the sea. Zoro/Luffy yaoi/slash! complete
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,552 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Following orders by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
Newly minted Hokage Naruto finds he enjoys giving orders to a specific Jounin. But who's playing with who? Rated M for Lemon! Don't like Yaoi, don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sunlight Drag Me Home by drcalvin reviews
Luffy/Zoro yaoi After Fishman Island, what if the White Stream had released the Strawhats somewhere else? Mysterious island, aphrodisiacs and the problem of uncontrolled desires in powerful pirates. A not-quite PWP with a dash of angst.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,643 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Kiss My Boo Boo by NarcissisticNinny reviews
Law is the high school nurse; Luffy is the kid always getting into fights. Law doesn't mind the visits. Warning: Explicit Law/Luffy.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/13/2012 - T. Law, Luffy - Complete
Boots by jujitsuelf reviews
Set in a happy world after Max is dead, the guys have all moved on and have real lives again. Jensen comes home to find Cougar's stuff littered all over their apartment - shenanigans ensue. Warnings - smut and porn ahead, be aware.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2012 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Microphobia by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Phobophobia: Microphobia, fear of small things. Craig realizes Tweek is small. Creek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Contreltophobia by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Phobophobia: Contreltophobia, fear of sexual abuse. A loose memoir. K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Haphephobia by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Phobophobia: Haphephobia fear of being touched. Rating for crude words. K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Payback by jujitsuelf reviews
Jensen's singing. Cougar's annoyed. Naturally Cougar does something about the situation. Naturally Jensen gets his revenge. Warnings - here be slash, here be smut. Mature content ahead Captain!
Losers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
Shoot the Moon by Iorek Byrnison reviews
When the night was young he removed his clothing. He lay stretched long, lean, naked, panting upon the burnt orange colored sheets of his bed. The soft bursts of wind caressed him like a lover. SLASH Kaka/Naru Explicit adult themes. HEAT fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Coral Reef by TreeStar reviews
ZoLu YAOI. Luffy is being careless about falling overboard, much to Zoro's worry. But when Merry gets caught in a reef of corals, Luffy doesn't realize that deadly creatures hunt in reefs at night. Zoro's about to get the scare of his life. Rated s,e,X.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,445 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Clockwork Love by flashwitch reviews
This is a slash fic. Lumiere and Cogsworth had a fling a while back, starting before they were human again, and then Lumiere had an affair with Babette the feather duster and dumps Cogsworth. Much angst happens. I apologise profusely for this fic.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Cogsworth, Lumiere - Complete
Resolutions by Concupiscence66 reviews
Vince and Howard make New Year's Resolutions. It didn't have to be smutty but my resolution is the fill the world with more smut.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
My Knight in Polyester Armor by fmapreshwab reviews
It's late at night and somebody has been drinking. Shawn needs a hero, and that's when his trusty Lassiter shows up. A fun tale of trying to get along and trying not to get hit. Shassie slash. One shot. Rated for language and some explicitness.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Next Time, I Call Shotgun by Artie Fowl reviews
Shawn was looking at him again, a half smile formed on his face; a look Lassiter decided he didn't care for, "Your secret is safe with me. I won't tell anyone. I'm really good at keeping secrets; even better at being one." Somewhat of a PWP. Slash.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
There's Nothing In It by scarlettshazam reviews
Kenny and Craig stayed behind after everybody else left South Park. Though they won't admit it, they've got each other. Smutty Crenny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Pancake Night by Concupiscence66 reviews
Howard invites a new friend over for Pancake night. Vince has reservations. M for later chapters.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,612 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Circus Mirrors and Pot Smoke by scarlettshazam reviews
When Kenny finds himself in need of help, he tends to accidentally end up with Craig Tucker. Crenny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
The Jensenitas by Lily Zen reviews
Cougar has feelings for Jensen. He knows this. He also knows that he can't express them, so he does the next best thing and finds Jensenitas. One-sided C/J. Very short series of drabbles.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,288 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
Kakashi's Seduction by Yamanvie reviews
"You've been looking after that boy since he was…what, thirteen?" -Kakashi gave another miserable sigh and hung his head. "Don't remind me." -"But he's a man now. Our Naruto is brimming with the Flames of Youth!" KakaNaru Gift fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Monkeys and Mermaids by Roronona.Zoro reviews
Zoro eats a strange fruit that temporairly turns him into a merman, during this time, Luffy helps him out and falls in love with the swordsman somewhere along the way MERMAN!ZORO and in later chapters: LEMONS! YAOI! LUZO/ZOLU! reviews apprieciated 3
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Prague is by Purrugly reviews
Beside him, Bartimaeus felt not Nathaniel, not Ptolemy either. He was merely a boy he loved. Set during The Golem's Eye, some Ptolemy/Bartimaeus, but mainly Nathaniel/B. May be slightly OOC?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Loved By Death by KNDfreak reviews
It's really hard to convince yourself that everything that is happening is just a dream, when your best friend's dark alter ego is molesting you. Twoshot. Dark JakDax, JakDax at the end. M for MalexMale action and lemons.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
It's a Beautiful Lie by Anaki Starsong reviews
A multi Chapter fic about Karkat, John, Dave, and Sollux all as humans in college I wrote for AO3 and have compressed into one long story here with Chapter titles : Please enjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,912 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Feast of the Heart by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Lumiere engulfs himself in his second passion the night after they become human again. Slash.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Lumiere, Cogsworth - Complete
Third time's the charm by BlackMagicians reviews
The tables were finally turned and victory tasted even sweeter than he'd imagined.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Yassen G., Alex R./Cub - Complete
His Captain by Wild Rhov reviews
Zoro leaves Mihawk early to seek out his captain before the end of the two years. Luffy is overjoyed to see him, but such insubordination must be...punished! Warning: BDSM, spanking.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/15/2011 - [Luffy, Zoro] Mihawk, Boa Hancock - Complete
Verum Corpus by The Green Archer reviews
The prince experiences some difficulties in adjusting to his new human body. One-shot.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/3/2011 - [Beast/Prince, Belle] - Complete
Uprising by peacefulsands reviews
Jensen and Cougar have been captured and things are about to get even worse. Contains violence and bad language - rated M to be sure.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
Nightmare Cure by Anaki Starsong reviews
Sollux has some intense nightmares and some confusing feelings about his roommate, Dave. Could Dave be the cure to what ails the gemini?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Dave S., Sollux C. - Complete
I Can't Believe It's Not Spencer? by MatildaHummingbird reviews
SHASSIE! When a body is found that has a striking resemblance to Shawn, Detective Carlton Lassiter is a little more then disturbed. Not because of the victim's looks but because of the new way the case starts to makes him see Shawn - romantically. DONE!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,937 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
The Heart of a Man by Starberry-Cupcake reviews
Belle made a little mistake, but it means too much. Now she is afraid that Adam may be hurt. Can she convince him that she truly loves him? Can she convince him that she never saw him as a monster?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Belle, Beast/Prince - Complete
Ferrari's are Red by Byakko Kitsunetsuki reviews
Naruto has a fetish for cars, Sasuke and Gaara make a bet. Sasuke may have a Lamborghini but Gaara has a Ferrari. Surprise ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Past of Shadows by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Bear has known Greg for about three months now - he works at his local pub. He's just a waiter. Pretty average really. But then... why do Wolf, Eagle and Snake all seem to know him?
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,271 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Cheesed by AnimeAmie reviews
a horny, cheesed-out, kenny bumps into Craig, half naked ;3
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Cougar, Be Gentle! by Must.Love.Zombies reviews
Five times Jensen told Cougar to be gentle and the one time he didn't. M/M Yaoi Boy x Boy Jensen x Cougar
Losers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
Her Secret Life by Lily Zen reviews
Aisha has spent her entire life living for others and hiding who she is. Lying is an intrinsic part of her. Alone, she is free to be herself. Aisha/OFC.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Aisha - Complete
The truth is revealed or is it? by False Premise reviews
A truth portion reveals Vince's true feelings for Howard or does it? Howard/Vince. Rated for themes. I don't own the boosh the boosh own me.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
More Than Enough for Me by MauMauKa reviews
Carlos is more than enough for Jake.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2011 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Jasmine and her Lovely Pet by Rothos898 reviews
Princess Jasmine - a young girl isolated from all forms of social contact amidst her sexual prime soon discoveres there's other means of
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,673 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Jasmine, Rajah
Corporal Punishment by aechfic reviews
It's rather interesting, Zoro finds himself contemplating later, what you discover about both yourself and your crewmates - particularly your captain - on any given day... LuZo; spoilers for Ch490 and earlier. Warnings for language/sex.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Nightmares by just.an.anon reviews
One night in the Underground, Daxter is unable to hide Jak's most shameful flaw from a curious Torn & Ashelin.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
Unleashed by PanicEndPanic reviews
Kanou saves Yukimura and ends up getting a little...off on it. Finally, his resistance snaps and he's attacking that poor little defenseless vice president- and Yukimura kinda...REALLY likes it. Some pointless 'one-shot' with no real plot; KanouxYukimura
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - S. Kanou, S. Yukimura - Complete
Zap! by FluffySnowflake reviews
Sheik is used to waking up on Midna's floor after a drunken night. He's not used to waking up with a dare written on his hand and the threat to be forced to dance in public naked if he doesn't complete the dare. AU. Link x Sheik, includes other pairings.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Link, Sheik - Complete
My Body Burns In Ashes by Soulem reviews
Jensen goes through hell and back to be with his 'family'. Rated for safety. C/J slash present. Previously called Broken.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2011 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
For Your Entertainment by aechfic reviews
Tonight's dinner is to be followed by live entertainment... LuZo and ZoLu; spoilers for Ch490 and earlier.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Make It Last Forever by theunluckybreak reviews
The hard relationship and love between Yassen and Alex and how Alex keeps fighting it. SLASH.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,473 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Covered In Sin by Lily Zen reviews
Cougar hates sweat. C/J. Drabble.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
Dark Lover by Natoya reviews
Weevil claims there's a vampire in the mausoleum, and so to prove him wrong, Yugi and Joey decide to spend the night inside... YYXY yaoi Picture by ShotsofSunshine
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,853 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Carlton Lassiter is Not Gay by libco reviews
Carlton Lassiter is not gay, but he's not stupid either. He knows Shawn Spencer is flirting with him.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,718 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Basketball, Love, and Hidden Secrets by FluffySnowflake reviews
AU. High school fic. Shink. Sheik moves to a new boarding school, closed up and anti-social. Can the most popular guy in school, basketball superstar Link, bring him out of his shell? Or will his mysterious past keep him from opening up? Sheik's P.O.V.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,574 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Link, Sheik - Complete
A Wolf Among Men by peacefulsands reviews
A Mission goes wrong, the team live to fight another day, but the consequences stay with them.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,248 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, FLOOR by Ashley.X.Rose reviews
What happens when the Losers have some time off and decide to go out drinking? Silly little ONESHOT that popped into my head. Hope you enjoy. Rated M for mild language. R&R
Losers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Complete
Sand by HellSandwich reviews
Gaara has a meeting, so he decides to have some fun with Naruto. Includes non-conventional use of sand. PWP, Hardcore Yaoi, Toys, Bondage, GaaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Favor by control of chaos reviews
Alex still owed a favor to K-Unit, and they could use it. Sequel to Safehouse.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf - Complete
Safehouse by control of chaos reviews
First in the Safehouse arc. With both the Russian mafia and SCORPIA on his trail, he goes to a friend for help.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Common Goal by AcidBubblewrap reviews
Because thou shalt always, ALWAYS trust your tattoo artist... Stenny, Kyman, Clutters. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,967 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Lap Cat by Bayou Bebe reviews
An Xmas Story for MauMauKa! It's Jensen's birthday and the losers have taken him out for a good time. But its Cougar's present he likes the best! CouJen for the masses!
Losers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
A Fun Day at the Office by GummiPolacca reviews
Naruto goes to visit the Kazekage. Saucy office sex ensues. PWP. GaaNaru. Warning: Yaoi content! UPDATE: minor edits
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Desert Storm or: Happy Birthday Gaara by Daughter.of.Despair reviews
Kazekage Gaara is angry after visiting Konoha, but surely Naruto can put everything right? A very Happy Birthday to Gaara 19/1 ! PWP, fluff, mature content, GaaNaru, and so on and so forth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Smile by NineHundredThirteen reviews
At this, Naruto gave a smile. A smile that Gaara couldn't quite describe, but he has seen this kind of smile before- only that it was never directed at him. "Easy," Naruto said smoothly,"I wanted to get to know you." AU, Naruto/Gaara -Yaoi Lemon-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Aftermath by aechfic reviews
Luffy may not know exactly what happened, but he suspects there's a specific reason why his swordsman's in such bad shape... LuZo; spoilers for Ch489 and earlier.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Unappreciated by aechfic reviews
Roronoa Zoro does not approve of his lover's new hairstyle... ZoLu; spoilers for Ch318 and earlier; Davyback crack.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Coming Home by aechfic reviews
What begins as a happy reunion, because everyone is accounted for and more-or-less in one piece, unexpectedly turns awkward as hell... LuZo/ZoLu; spoilers for Ch598 and earlier. Warnings for language/sex.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,191 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Mrs Hudson's Discovery by Djap reviews
BETAD Holmes x Watson, Mrs Hudson hears her boss talking and makes a surprising discovery
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Revelations by TigerANBU reviews
Misaki stumbles upon an interesting scene which leads to even more interesting revelations. malexmale. Established Relationship.
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - S. Yukimura, S. Kanou - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Witticism-fails-me reviews
21-year old Alex Rider has been sleeping with one assassin for about a year when he finds that he actually has feelings for the man, so he goes to Tom Harris for advice and help. Warning acts of complete immaturity. M for language and suggestive behavior.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Questions by MauMauKa reviews
Jensen has questions. Lots of them. Can Cougar possibly answer them? Crack!fic
Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/11/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar
Can't Touch This by Snowlia reviews
"He turned his head to retort the haughty vampire's pompous remark when suddenly, Cassidy found he had nothing to say." Cassidy/Nicholas. Lemon. Based on kaitou-al's artwork.
Night School - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Cassidy O'Rourke, Nicholas - Complete
Love The One You're With by 1220McCormick reviews
"You know what they say. When you can't be with the one you love..." "Bone your roommate on the side?" Kind of Crenny. Kind of Crendy. Hints of Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Unnecessary by Ali3nn3 reviews
It's a few months since people in the castle were changed into inanimate objects, and some of them cope better. Some worse. Cogsworth belongs to the second category. Lumiere/Cogsworth, nothing graphic.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Dead Wood by Tai Ping reviews
Sometimes when a man dies his body does things he can't really control... And that's why Zombie always has his shirt untucked.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
The Fantasy by Lily Zen reviews
Jensen and Cougar act out a fantasy. Gun kink, slight asphyxia. Drabble.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
Her Master's Love by Cosmic Moon Baby reviews
Misaki elects to visit Usui when he's sick at home, though she had no idea just deeply her emotions for him actually ran until... Fluffy, lemony happenings ahead!
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
Saving Luffy by see03 reviews
Determined to find Luffy when he gets carried off by a bird, Zoro fights Captain Buggy and is injured, but manages to escape with his friend. When Nami provides them with shelter so Zoro can heal, rest is the last thing on his mind. MATURE ZORO X LUFFY
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Don't Mess With Buttons You Know Nothing About by MauMauKa reviews
Clay meddles with something he shouldn't
Losers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
I Wanna Believe In You by Damion Starr reviews
There were few certainties in Cougar's life. One was he was hopelessly and irrevocably in love with Jake Jensen...and Cougar was going to kill Wade for what he'd done to his hacker. Slash J/C, past non-con Jensen/Wade, slash, trigger: rape description.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/8/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Property of Hanna Falk Cross by Lira is a Girl's Name reviews
Hanna has a habit of placing little crosses on all of his prized belongings. Hanna also sewed Gallahad's arm back on the night they met with cross-shaped stitches. It isn't a coincidence; Gallahad wishes to puzzle out the meaning. Hanna/Zombie.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Trinity by Persistence reviews
Ichigo falls into depression after losing his powers and just when he is about to give up on himself and allow a hollow to consume him, he is rescue by the very people who he thought he'd never see again. Yaoi Shirosaki/Ichigo/TensaZangetsu
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo, Tensa Zangetsu - Complete
The Other Sniper by Jensen's Petunia reviews
The Losers are still in the military, pre-comic & pre-movie. They are given orders to take on an additional sniper for their next mission. This sniper gets close to Jensen and Cougar gets jealous. Rated M for violence & language & slash.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,613 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Meirotic by creativecherry reviews
Neuro finds an interesting puzzle in Godai. PWP.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Neuro N., Godai S. - Complete
Role Reversal by DeadAngel reviews
It was almost impossible to get the youngest Loser to shut up. It was almost impossible to get the Spanish Loser to talk. That was an accepted fact, there was only one situation where it would change, not that the others would know. SLASH Cougs/Jensen
Losers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Request by Rinko-Chwan reviews
Nathaniel stumbles upon a question he can't seem to get off his mind so he makes a request to a certain someone. BartXNat oneshot Read the A/n! OOC and possibly slight AU. Rated T for some reason.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
One for the Road by Lilianae reviews
It's never too late for one more goodbye kiss, or a goodbye something else. PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
When You Have Everything to Lose by 1220McCormick reviews
It makes it that much harder to win. Especially when you're up against Eric Cartman. Crenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,867 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - [Kenny M., Craig T.] - Complete
Dynamite Wolves by Troublesque reviews
Zoro and Luffy return to the ship after a little roughhousing at the local bar. In the bathroom, Zoro takes the chance of them alone to set things completely crystal clear between them: stating he won't settle for crap from anyone who tries to harm Luffy.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Take Me Away From Me by Damion Starr reviews
Cougar's hands twitched, longing to curl around his rifle and start shooting. Slash: Jensen/Cougar, Non-Con Jensen/OMC. Rated for language, disturbing imagery, and graphic non-consensual sex.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Estaci Del Anima by LaVioleBlanche reviews
Cougar has bad dreams, which are par for the course for Cougar. This time it's different, though. This time it's Jensen. M/M
Losers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
You're My Nakama by Troublesque reviews
Nico Robin joins the Straw Hat crew after the defeat of Crocodile. Luffy's all for another crew member but Zoro couldn't care less. Now the captain has to find a way to please his first-mate to make everything right again, even accept the consequences.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Save Me From The Dark by Damion Starr reviews
A casket. He was IN a casket. Slash: Jensen/Cougar. Written for my prompt table on LJ. Prompt was Trapped/Captured. Rating for language.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Separation Anxiety by Goody-Goodie reviews
The boys get caught. The boys get separated. That's never good. *slash* *non-graphic non-con* *swearing* *you've been warned* Jensen/Cougar
Losers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Cougar is a serial killer, or Don't Touch The Hat by DarkSeductress reviews
All of the Losers are a little insane, but you do not touch Cougar's Hat because that's just a different level of insanity. Warnings for: dark twisted humor, violence, slight JensenCougar, profanity, slight gore.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
The Real Romance Dawn by laydee-jiraya reviews
For Luffy, it was love at first sight. For Zoro, it would take some getting used to. Will Luffy be able to win him over? What will this mean for Boa Hancock? And will Zoro die of laughter when okama Sanji rejoins the crew? Read on to find out!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,511 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Talking of Michelangelo by lookupatthesky reviews
There are other things Alex Rider could be doing right now. Alex/Yassen. Slash, explicit sexual scenes, etc. You have been warned.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
I'm Your Boy by VulcanCheesecake reviews
Holmes is afraid telling Watson he's in love with him will cause the doctor to lose respect for him. So he disguises himself as a rent boy to get what he wants.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/3/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
7 Sins till Sundown by Lolly Dream reviews
7 of the Mugiwara crew get hit with sin curses while Zoro & Robin have to deal with the outcome. ZoroxSanji / Yaoi / Oneshot / Crack-ish-Romance
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Hindsight by Crystal Dawn reviews
Ichigo's hollow pays Orihime a personal visit - but does he just want to talk, or does he just want *her*? Lemon!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Orihime I. - Complete
Red Eyes by k-shee reviews
Link struggles to remember the elusive shadow cloaked in blue and wound in bandages. Shink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Looking Like Nathaniel by Dlvvanzor reviews
It would be nice if there had been precedence, but no, nothing involving Nathanial was ever simple. Naturally I had to be the first djinni to ever, in the history of djinni, love a human. Oneshot, future fic. Bart POV. BartxNat.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Where There Is Love by StarkBlack reviews
Izumo and Kotetsu have been friends for as long as they can remember. But now Izumo is telling Kotetsu that it has to end. No spoilers. WARNINGS: yaoi, explicit sex, language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Offguard by MangaFreak15 reviews
It was an unexpected and rather bizarre question at the time: "Luffy, are you good in bed?" Some silliness, but M-rated for a reason. ZoLu
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/3/2010 - [Luffy, Zoro] - Complete
Endings and Beginnings by VulcanCheesecake reviews
Pre-Movie I suppose. John Watson is working as a prostitute on the streets of London, until HE comes along.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/12/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Lethal Secrets by TheUlmuri reviews
Between the looming threat of WWIII and a transparent attack on his school, MI6's once reluctant teenage spy, seventeen-year-old Alex Rider’s two lives are about to come crashing together in the worst way possible. But even the best have limits.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,041 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Borneo Option by TheUlmuri reviews
Lethal Secrets One-shot. Set in the summer between the attack on Brookland Comprehensive and the meeting of COBRA. Alex tops off on his jungle survival training in the rainforests of Borneo with the newest set of Special Forces recruits.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Valentine's Day Blonde by Lisilgirl reviews
Link's always liked blondes. [LinkxSheik] AU
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Szayel's Unfortunate Guinea Pig by MISTRESS KOYUKI reviews
Szayel's 5 week project has finally come to an end but who will help test it out? YAOI
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Tesra L., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Lines of Time by KingofLoosePages reviews
Naruto, a young anbu operative, is assigned to watch over the last remaining Uchiha. But with missions in between and developing feelings for the cat to his mouse, he's not so sure he knows what he's getting into.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,916 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fighting The Cold by Wupperpool reviews
Wendy and Bebe are cold, but have their methods to warm each other up. SEQUEL to "A Swimming Session", please read that first. Wendy/Bebe Femslash, Lemon, OneShot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S. - Complete
My hero by XxXDemonChildXxX reviews
Naruto gets badly hurt and Gaara comes to his rescue naruto wakes up in the sand village where his friends are there to greet him and theres romance in the air but not much but there will be... im very bad at summarys sorry
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Awkward Predicament by SpArKyCoLa77 reviews
Lassiter is having a rough day and finds out that the best way to deal with his stress, can sometimes put you in an embarrassing situation. warning for some minor SLASH & explicit content. Shawn/Lassie
Psych - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Devotion to Misbehave by Amethyst Water Lily reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has just been assigned to patients in Sector 21. The most dangerous patients and for some odd reason they seem to like him more than the other doctors.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,607 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Spooning Leads to Forking by DragonSapphire reviews
Stan and Craig play a series of games. Stan/Craig
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,659 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
Rubber and Glue by The Lady Lamb reviews
The now-infamous Monkey D. Luffy is as stupid a lover as he is a captain. Roronoa Zoro thinks he should have expected as much. ZoroLuffy. Lol ghei.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Seven Sins and Lustful Love by OperationBlueSky reviews
The Doctor and Jack are bored. To pass the time, they practice one of the Seven Deadly Sins every day for a week. PWP ensues later on . Jack/10 oneshot. I do not own anything. COMPLETE!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,180 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Kenny's Teh Smex by so-they-say reviews
Craig and Kenny have an interesting conversation about Kenny's sex life. With everyone. Based off the stereotype that Kenny is a sex-god...even though I'm sure he is. Oneshot sort of deal.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
What the other needs by And Andrews reviews
On a visit to the Land of Sand, Hinata and Temari give each other what the other needs.LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Hinata H., Temari - Complete
Did you have a better idea? by enchanted nightingale reviews
A spy for MI6, an assassin for Scorpia, a bed and a bottle of wine or two. Alex should have known it was not his best idea to spent his night off. On the other hand Yassen does not think the same. Alex/Yassen.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/8/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Profound Anonymity by ChaoticReverie reviews
Neuro's appetite is insatiable… and Yako is looking especially delectable… Yako/Neuro oneshot
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
Loser by Velvet mace reviews
Jak x Human!Daxter. Daxter thought his problems would be solved by becoming an elf, but getting his dearest wish has consequences. Warning: Violence, some sexual content, plotfic. Complete
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,480 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Daxter, Jak M. - Complete
FlexiRuler by Imperial Mint reviews
"Then why didn't you feel anything? Ino, come here and lend us a boob." Naruto wasn't gay. Just because two of his conspirators decide that he is doesn't mean that his ruler is bent. He just happens to have a very flexible one, that's all. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,365 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/8/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Working Out Frustrations by Xanthophobiac reviews
No hollows to fight, no shinigami barging into his room and no insane father trying to bust his door down. To put it bluntly, Ichigo Kurosaki was bored and needed to work off all his energy. What he get's is not what he expected though. Hichigo/Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Infractus Mens, Convulsus Monumentum by Inumaru12 reviews
When a devil fruit user shatters Luffy's memories it's up to his Nakama, Ace and Shanks to put them back together and discover some thigs about Luffy they never knew. Some ZoLu Yaoi. Some angst and stuff. Please review NOW COMPLETE!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,144 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Luffy - Complete
Issues by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Alex has issues. Not surprising considering the extent to which his life has changed in such a short amount of time but that’s not what he has a problem with. Nor does he have a problem with his feelings but who he feels them for: Yassen Gregorovich Slash
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,947 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Shadowed Sight and Desperate Dreams by OperationBlueSky reviews
Tired, Jack and the Doctor relax in a nice warm bath. Later, watching the Doctor sleep, Jack becomes curious as to what he was dreaming about. No PWP, but a nice variation of Twenty Questions. Jack/10 onceshot. I do not own anything.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Saved by the Boots by RoadRunnerKirby reviews
Another Nathaniel lives fic. Starts out when Bartimaeus and Nathaniel are in the Glass Palace. Because there isn't enough BartxNat out there. Warning: Slash, yaoi, shounen-ai, malexmale. Some KittyxJakob, too.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,812 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Evil Pleasure by Misbetown reviews
Yako decides to run Neuro's credit card sky high; leaving him to try out a new tool on her. M for content.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Neuro N., Yako K. - Complete
Mistletoe Magic by irishhair reviews
Howard isn't getting into the Christmas spirit, so Naboo casts a spell on him to help him be more festive. Howince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Stay real, look sweet by irishhair reviews
A Sweet songfic. Pete/Stitch from Stitch's POV. Slash
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Don't Go Ruining Everything by Misbetown reviews
Oneshot. Neuro decides to drop by while Yako's in the middle of a shower. Rated M for sexual content.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Neuro N., Yako K. - Complete
After Friendship by Sione reviews
Jak loves Daxter and Daxter loves Jak, in a friendly way, right? After being sent on a mission were things goes out of hand, their perspectives starts to change. Maybe there’s more than just friendship? JakxDaxter human in later chapters.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,837 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
Sacrifice by Katie Jane reviews
KenshinxSanosuke oneshot. Kenshin and Sano know they're being followed, but still get caught offguard. In order to protect Sano from a horrible experience, Kenshin gives himself up in order to save his best friend. But they soon realise deeper feelings.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Kenshin, Sanosuke - Complete
Spies, Lies and Confusion by amitai reviews
SLASH, Crack!fic, threesome, and a tiny, insy James Bond crossover. Yassen Gregorovich was probably the last person Wolf had been expecting to see in his kitchen. Dedicated to Silver Queen, the poor thing, and M for a crack!ficcy reason.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Wedding Night by Goddess of Cliffhangers reviews
I realize it's not a creative title. Adam teaches Belle to be comfortable with his name. Much better than it sounds. I don't own the characters. Please don't read if you aren't comfortable with the rating. But if you do, please read and review! Much love!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Beast/Prince, Belle - Complete
Nightmares by Inumaru12 reviews
For SecretSnow. Luffy has been having dreams of the past and it is keeping him from sleeping. Will someone finally see he’s in pain and help him? Yaoi. ZoLu One-Shot
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Pillow Fight by brokenmoonlight reviews
An innocent pillow fight leads to something rather interesting... Howard/Vince slash - you have been warned!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Craving by EudaimonArisornae reviews
Takes place after the Enies Lobby arc. Sanji pays a late-night visit to Zoro in the crow's nest, and the crew accidentally overhears their antics. Oneshot. Zoro x Sanji
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2008 - [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete
The Deflowering of Howard Moon by brokenmoonlight reviews
Howard and Vince finally get it on. Fluffy, sweet and slashy one-shot. There is smut, so you probably shouldn't read if it offends you, although I don't think it's that bad!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Belt Loops by Inumaru12 reviews
Zoro has been wondering where Luffy has been wandering off to every couple of nights. So he follows him and see something he didn't expect. ZoLu. Yaoi. Song-Fic
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
The Path to Becoming Sixth by Sgamer82 reviews
Following events at Enies Lobby, Nico Robin makes an ambitious attempt to grow closer to her friends and crewmates.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Robin - Complete
Distractions by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The djinn flopped backwards, rearranging his puppet's toned body and dark hair in a sexy sprawl on his master's desk. “Why?” the demon pressed, voice husky with suggestion. “Do you find this distracting?” [BartxNate. For Unknown Fool. CRUDE JOKES.]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Boys on Film by LCFC reviews
The FBI are on their tail. The credit cards are maxed and Dean is sick. What's a boy to do?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Little Push In the Right Direction by Saiyou-the-lover reviews
Sheik has been keeping his feelings for Link at bay since he met him. But when things at a local tavern go awry, Link is given a little push in the right direction. Warning:Sheik as a seperate male character. Yaoi
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Foolproof by TreeStar reviews
YAOI. ZoLu. Zoro and Luffy are going on a treasure hunt. But after they get lost, something attacks them, and left wounded and bleeding in the wilderness, they only have each other. Oneshot. Does feature some lime.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Undeniably Desirable by sunbune reviews
Feeling dirty minded and looking for a laugh? This is a twisted bit of sexual silliness at Kenshin's expense. BEWARE: Rated for trash, slash, citrus, and even noncon. scary. I'm so, SO sorry, Kenshin!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Kenshin - Complete
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A Hollow Life reviews
NOT SHIROICHI. What would have happened if Ichigo died and became a hollow during his fight with Nnoitra? M for future bloodshed
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Illicit Drabbles reviews
Sorry the title sucks, but the stories are good. The range from K to M, can be depressing, humourous or romantic. Hope you enjoy. All ShiroIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Whole reviews
Urahara and his EVIL experiments... Read about how Ichigo and Shiro are separated and it is found out by the soul society that they are lovers! Please R&R! After winter war.malexmale ShiroxIchi Yaoi,lemon. Don't like, don't read! Sucky summary, good story
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Protector reviews
Mayuri captures Shiro..what will Ichigo do? Includes: Live dissection and character death. Partial lemon, HichiIchi YAOI
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete