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Joined 04-26-10, id: 2341420, Profile Updated: 02-18-11
Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon.

To all you awesome writers out there I say KEEP WRITING!!

now here's a description of me...


i am awesome and i am awesome and also did i mention that i was awesome, no, then how about very awesome..., not that either..., then i'll just tell you now

I AM AWESOME!!

I LIVVVVVE ON REVIEWS!!!! ANDZ I ONLY GOTZ NINE FOR 2 STORIES SO WHATZ UP PEOPLEZ?!?!

REVIEW MY STORIEZZZZZZZZ!

yeah if you want just pm me for some unknown random reason that will soon lead to the end of the world and the human race as we know it and a knew colony will be born from the ashes.

Nicky: Dummie

Age: 12

Gender: Boy

Hair Colour: Black

Eye Colour: Black

Email: (If necessary) guychikenman@hotmail.com


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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think Japan is cool, copy this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you love drawing Manga, paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you love PearlShipping, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.


Things To Do At A Shop

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Go up to some old geezer and say "Grandpa!! You're ALIVE!! It's a MIRACLE!!

Have a battle with Action Men and Barbies

Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand

Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!

Walk up to a boy with glasses and say "You’re a wizard Harry."

Fill a cart with fake magic stuff and then run around screaming "I have to get to Hogwarts" then run into a wall.

When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them.

Every time you turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

Fill a plastic bag with five types of apples, another bag with six types of citrus fruit, another with seven types of leaf vegetables, and so on until you have mixed bags full of every type of fruit and vegetable in the store. Tie each bag in a double knot. Then take them to the register, and let the cashier tell you the grand total before you realize you forgot your wallet.

Bring in a mouldy loaf of bread and ask for your money back. (Works best if you put it in a new bag with a valid "sell by" date.)

At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

Record belches on electronic sampling keyboards, and perform gastric versions of Jingle Bells for admiring onlookers.

Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leakproof."

At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.

Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realise it.

Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK."
"
But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism! ^_^


A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to give them a noogie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Paul (the purple-haired guy from Pokémon who is really abusive) copy this onto your profile.


1. You are now reading this.

2. You are wondering why you are reading it.

3. You say that you are already half way, so why not?

5. You didn't notice I skipped 4.

6. You are now checking if I missed four.

8. You are now smiling.

9. You didn't notice I skipped 7.


ok there you are people, my profile.

Thanks for reading my overrated piece of crap!

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Sinnoh High School by StarryxEyed reviews
PEARLSHIPPING. First Fan Fic : Set in Ash and Dawn's POV, 2 good friends battle for the affection of the new guy at school, but there's only one heart he wants.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,326 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari
Dawn Shall Rise Again by EarthBolt-Infinite reviews
Dawn's Sinnoh journey with Ash is drawing to a conclusion, yet her love remains painfully unspoken. Ash must challenge the Sunnyshore Gym and the Sinnoh League, and he remains oblivious to Dawn's despair of his nearing departure. Will night truly fall?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,795 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dawn/Hikari, Ash K./Satoshi
Ash's Precious Little Girl by Aoi Hyoudou reviews
What happens when Ash, Dawn, and Brock finds a lost and injured little girl. With no memories of her past, the small girl named Homura wants Ash to be her DADDY! What will happen? Can they survive with an innocent but yet overprotective small child?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 87,599 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Sink or Lie by AshKetchumDarkSide reviews
Drew asked Ash for a loan to buy May an engagement ring but Drew hides it from May.Will Drew's lie be his downfall or his gain?Contestshipping with hints of Pearlshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka - Complete
The Reason by xStart.a.RIOTx reviews
One-Shot! Based on the song "The Reason" by Hoobastank. Drew finally admits who the roses are really for and why he messes with her all the time. Read and Review! No flaming couples.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka - Complete
Mia's Plan by Arglefumph reviews
Mia Fey decides to set Phoenix Wright up on a date with her younger sister, Maya. Focuses on Mia and her feelings during the events of Case 2 in the first game.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Mia F. - Complete
iQuit by NateDawg5000 reviews
What happens when freddie gets fed up with sam and quits icarly? TOTAL SEDDIE
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
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May's Madness reviews
May's got something on her mind and she's taking it out on Ash. Can Ash find the cause of the problem and silence it for good. Rated T for safe.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka - Complete
Ship Shipping reviews
My first fic... rated T for safe - PEARLSHIPPING
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari