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Author has written 14 stories for Lion King, Song of the Lioness, Halo, Red vs. Blue, and Soul Eater.

Hey, I'm Emily, but most just call me Em. I'm a crazy bookworm with the mind of a dirty old man. I mostly don't post on any forums, but I'll lurk around giggling to myself at random times. I adore writing weird, introspective pieces for any characters that catch my fancy. I just did a major overhaul on my stories, and am hoping to have them all fancy and prettied up by September. My avatar was drawn for me by the LOVELY AND TALENTED Katelyn Rushano. Hearts, darling.

Writing: It takes me a ridiculously long time to write unless I'm in a crazy sleep-deprived fit of madness. So I don't normally do long fics, but if I end up doing one, I'll probably write it all, then post in bits and pieces, editing along the way.

Fandoms that I read/write for: Halo (Red vs. Blue), Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, Tangled, Maximum Ride

Pairings that I support: Church/Tex, Simmons/Grif, Wash/South, Wash/CT, York/Carolina; Rapunzel/Flynn; Max/Dylan; and I'll basically pair Hermione and Kel with seriously ANYONE.

TV: NCIS, Bones, Glee, Raising Hope, Big Bang Theory, Colbert Report

Books: Harry Potter, Inheritence Cycle, Bloody Jack Adventures, Fablehaven, Maximum Ride, Tiffany Aching Adventures, countless others...

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Spartan Love by firerwolf reviews
Stories of love that can only be found between Spartans. Rated T to be safe. Pairings will vary. So far: Kelly-087/John-117, Fred-104/Kelly-087, Linda-058/John-117, Tom/Lucy, Carter/Kat, Jorge/Emile, Jai/Adriana. I take requests.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 268 - Words: 414,098 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/17/2021 - Published: 11/22/2010 - [Master Chief/John-117, Kelly-087] [S. Palmer, T. Lasky]
Private Battles by Geneveve reviews
As the war with Scanra continues, Tortall is shaken by the addition of a new girl page, this time a Scanran refugee. Aaurien fights to make it to knighthood, battling the prejudices of being Scanran and a girl. WIP. Eventual OC/Canon Character- a surprise
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 100,533 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/11/2017 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Tortall
My Neighbour is a Spartan by Razzika reviews
The war is over, the Flood are dead, and the Covenant dissolved. Now retired, John must find his place in the world. With a little help from a certain few, he will find peace, love, friendship, and finally be able to live. Or will humanity need their saviour back? OC/John. REWRITTEN AND COMPLETED.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 92,578 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, OC - Complete
Diamond Dogs by Verasque reviews
Modern AU. A forced marriage pushes infamous tomboy, Al Trebond, into the world of school god, Jon Conte. But will romance blossom amidst family schemes and high school politics?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,254 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/19/2017 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Alanna, Jonathan IV
Pride and Logic by DawnCandace reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a Vulcan in the grip of Pon Farr must be in want of a mate. -A Pride and Prejudice meets Star Trek Story-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,274 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura, Gaila - Complete
That Implied Necessity by skywalker05 reviews
A Red vs Blue miscellany filled with drabbles, prompt responses, and the occasional crossover. Wash/CT, Church/Tex, Sarge/Tex, York/Carolina, gen, etc..
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 37,815 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 2/9/2012 - CT, Wash
Healing The Broken by Leonardo1885 reviews
How much can someone take before they break? And will healing even be possible? Raphael is about to find out.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,214 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Raphael - Complete
Red vs Blue: Before the Recon by Stelladea reviews
Before Red vs. Blue, there was Project Freelancer. The Freelancers, already subjected to a highly competitive environment, become suspicious after the Director makes an odd but strategic collaboration. What exactly did they sign themselves up for?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 46,707 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011
In Midnights and Cups of Coffee by Della19 reviews
When you have forever, nine months is hardly a big deal. These nine are though. A super-pregnancy, in nine months. Cravings, nurseries and Asgardians-way too many of them. Peggy/Steve, Jane/Thor and part seven of my Stop All The Clocks series.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Of Sound Mind and Disposing Memory by skywalker05 reviews
He's not very good at taking hostages because Epsilon did it with such natural talent that no first-time student could follow. Brief Wash/CT.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Wash, CT - Complete
Images by Unravelling reviews
Glimpse into the stories of their lives–their moments of suffering, of happiness–their friendships and their loves. Korroh. Assorted one-shot series. Part 3: 'Shades of Gold'. "Each and all are parts of a whole–shades of gold in the mural of his soul."
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Korra, General Iroh
Breaking by Recipe reviews
You don't let yourself think that you might be the obstacle in someone else's story. You don't let yourself think that you might be the distraction, because you're not. This is your story. - Introspection of the Baroness.
Sound of Music - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Elsa S. - Complete
Her Everything by Fabulist reviews
Being the part-time boyfriend, part-time babysitter of the princess isn't all it's cracked up to be, but Eugene Fitzherbert is up for the challenge. Besides, he loves her. Now rated M for extra sauciness.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,375 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Eugene F./Flynn R., Rapunzel
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 5,339 - Follows: 2,104 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
The Healer's Daughter: The Magician's Apprentice by Fateless Wanderer reviews
Inara of Queenscove has survived her first two years as a royal page, and gained acceptance as well as the power to heal that she's always desired. But will she be able to pay the cost of her Touch. Book 2 of the Healer's Daughter; Sequel to Gift.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,115 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/3/2008
Butterflies and Hurricanes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"You may find yourself capturing hearts that you are forbidden to keep." She is a servant. He is a Prince. Together they are about to go against everything that keeps the world at peace. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,533 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Brass and Iron by kaze karter reviews
Adrian finds her again, but she's different now, terrified and hateful, in love with another. The Alchemists have won. Post-Bloodlines. AdrianXSydney. Sequel.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,681 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Adrian I., Sydney S.
The Experimental Group by skywalker05 reviews
RvB. Wyoming doesn't immediately understand that all the Freelancers are named after states.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2012 - CT, Wyoming - Complete
Marked by MythicElf reviews
Modern!JROTC!AU. The school year has just started, and everyone's off to get their uniforms. Arthur thought he'd hidden his tattoos well, for fear of disdain, but apparently not well enough... GerUK, pure smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/19/2012 - England/Britain, Germany - Complete
Six Feet Underground by brahdley jims reviews
Everyone is changed by war. - Scorrose. Oneshot. WWII AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
danger in the overlooked by Grim Lupine reviews
If they will not have her, let them all burn. /Delia of Eldorne, Josiane Rittevon/
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Delia - Complete
Past Mistakes by FreyReh reviews
Zoey Jones is trying to get over her ex the best way shecan… by dating other guys. Sadly, her choice in men lately hasn't been great and she often needs help getting rescued by her cousin Casey, who so happens to be her ex's best friend…
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,098 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Raphael - Complete
Five Boroughs by skywalker05 reviews
"So, York, who's your favorite superhero?"
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - York, North - Complete
field guide to the undead by skywalker05 reviews
This is how it feels to be Agent Washington, right now.
Crossover - Star Wars & Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Wash - Complete
This is Not a Chick Flick by Meg720 reviews
Raph tries to ignore his growing attraction to Angel. It's not a chick flick.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Raphael, Angel - Complete
Seven Stages of Getting Wasted by a SPARTAN by Kireteiru reviews
Never gamble if there's a SPARTAN on the other side of the table. Ever. – Merry Christmahanukwanzikah and Happy New Year to my readers!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Gravemind, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Toy Soldiers by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
Collection of lighthearted shorts following the completion of 'Soldier'.
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010
Whispers in the Morning by RowenaR reviews
No one ever told her anything about the night AFTER the wedding night. Written for my Holiday Fic Request Meme on LJ.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Mulan, Shang - Complete
This is Not Our Fate by Queen reviews
Seven years have passed since the fall of the Republic. A group of renegades slowly lays the foundation for a Rebellion yet to come, while one survivor of Order 66 learns her fate is something she can change with her own hands.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,589 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Barris Offee, Commander Cody - Complete
Answers by ivyxrosa reviews
When one's former lover is a god, there are certain things that can be learnt. For Grifftastical on GLake, who requested "Kyprioth/Eleni: a father keeping watch" on the Wishing Tree.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Kyprioth - Complete
Left Side Senses by skywalker05 reviews
Red vs Blue. CT and York discuss life, paranoia, and whether anything is being filtered besides the slightly bitter coffee.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2011 - CT, York - Complete
Red vs Blue: After the Recon by Stelladea reviews
After the Director's capture and arrest, the boys are back at Blood Gulch getting ready for their bi-annual vacation from the war. I don't know about you, but "the boys" and "vacation" in the same context don't exactly sound like a safe combination...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 59,814 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Ramparts by skywalker05 reviews
So that's how they found themselves huddled together on Carolina's bed, backs against the wall, singing every American anthem they could think of. Wash/CT and maybe York/Carolina if you really want it to be, ensemble if you don't.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Wash, CT - Complete
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Lead and Gold by kaze karter reviews
Adrian finds a subject for his art, she really wishes he hadn't, it'll only make things worse between them. Post-Bloodlines. AdrianXSydney.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,371 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Adrian I., Sydney S. - Complete
Collapse by skywalker05 reviews
He was always very careful, looking in the mirror reciting over and over "I'm totally sane," while she watched and glared and dared the stars to do better than shine. Epsilon/Allison that thinks it's Wash/CT, or maybe the other way around.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Wash, CT
Noble Pair by firerwolf reviews
100 Prompt couples challenge done based on Carter/Noble One and Kat/Noble Two. T for violence.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 76,716 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - [Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Carter-A259/Noble One] Emile-A239/Noble Four, Jorge-052/Noble Five - Complete
Reconciliation by skywalker05 reviews
Wash is seeing dead people. Sarge has thirty-seven plans for that.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Wash, Sarge - Complete
Quotas by skywalker05 reviews
He broke himself with his own hands.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Director, Wash - Complete
come at me by through tempests reviews
she expects the worst, but hopes for the best. / penelope, just being.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Penelope C. - Complete
He's Ready This Time by justadram reviews
They're candy apple red galoshes, and he doesn't think she'll be able to resist the allure of them. Eugene/Rapunzel. T for innuendo.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2011 - [Eugene F./Flynn R., Rapunzel] - Complete
First and Last by kaze karter reviews
Six times Adrian Ivashkov fell in love. Five times he had his heart broken.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Adrian I., Sydney S. - Complete
Abundantly by SG1SamFan reviews
Nyota's nostrils flare with emotion. She brushes a piece of hair from Gaila's face and cups her cheek. "I love you, Gay," she says, her voice rough with tears. Character death. Gaila/Nyota friendship/love, Nyota/Spock established.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Gaila, N. Uhura - Complete
Heroes & Demons by Silver Spider reviews
"I don't have anyone but you." But what if Tony Stark didn't even have her when he'd needed her most? Pepperony. Movie-verse AU.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,960 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Places and Names by skywalker05 reviews
Red vs Blue. She liked the desert. It was quiet and sane in its messy, sandy way. And, comparing herself to the struggling twigs of plant life, she could feel like she'd really grown up. Brief Wash/CT.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2011 - CT, Wash - Complete
Does Electricity Dream of Android Sheep by skywalker05 reviews
There are some things Sarge knows without a doubt. Others, he's not so sure.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Sarge, Tex/Allison - Complete
Failure by GKingOfFez reviews
Life had made Church certain of only two things: one was that he was such a failure that he even failed at dying, and two that he was destined to end up alone and bitter. And he hated it. For TRvBRC Life and Loss Challenge.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - L. Church/Alpha - Complete
Inappropriately Beautiful by LitLove reviews
And to think of it, it all started with an innocent gesture of affection. - Post-movie. One-shot.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
Realization by in-sufficientdata reviews
York didn't even understand what he had lost to the Project until a piece of it returned. Written for TRvBRC's 'Life and Loss' fic challenge.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - York, Delta - Complete
Proud and Prejudiced by Dark Rose of Heaven reviews
Vivienne is fifteen and a half, and more in love with horses than with men. But an arranged marriage to fief Cavall tilts her world on its axis, and her determination to hate her stiff husband-to-be is trumped only by the attraction brewing between them.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Wyldon - Complete
Making Her Mark by Cornerofmadness reviews
She feels unwanted and second best
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Olivier A., Alex A. - Complete
The Edge of Glory by Dark Rose of Heaven reviews
I don't even know what this is. Slash, rated for non-explicit sex. Changed the title to be in keeping with the pop-song flavor of the arc.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Nealan, Wyldon - Complete
The Courtship of Domitan of Masbolle by CalliopeMused reviews
Neal, Yuki, Raoul, and Buri's double wedding is be the perfect time for Domitan to ask Keladry about something more serious than a dance. At least, it will be if Dom could talk to Kel for sixty seconds at a time.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,885 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Colors by Akiko Keeper of Sheep reviews
Leo has an identity crisis, Mikey wants to be a Pink Ranger, Donnie wants a blowtorch, and Raph paints a pillowcase. And Splinter sighs. A lot. Featuring Twee!Turtles and heavy mentions of Power Rangers. Be warned.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Splinter, Leonardo - Complete
50 Themes on Evin and Miri by prettyfaceandelectricsoul reviews
I loved this format when other people did it, so I wanted to try it. So, here is my baby. Please help suggest a new name for it, I don't much like the one it has now. Edit: I accidentally put this in PJO at first. That has been fixed.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Unfulfilled by in-sufficientdata reviews
York enjoys having Tex share his bed. But she just doesn't fill the role that he wishes she would. Originally written for Taming the Muse on LJ.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2011 - York, Tex/Allison - Complete
Flashpoint by in-sufficientdata reviews
AU - When Freelancer Agent Texas is captured on a Covenant ship, her will is tested against that of the Prophet. Originally written for Taming the Muse on LJ. Rated for language.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Complete
Cannibals by Darkest-Infatuations reviews
Mikey has a dream... and goes to Donatello for help. What happens when Raphael puts his two cents in? ONESHOT
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
City of Fallen Angels in Ten Minutes by Destined To Repeat reviews
I read City of Fallen Angels so you won't have to! Join me on a wild adventure through love, lust, betrayal, robots, lederhosen, and extensive angst. Warning: Spoilers and heavy sarcasm ahead!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete
The Thousand Natural Shocks by smilingsoprano reviews
A few short snippets from the difficult lives of King Roald I and his beloved Queen Lianne. Dark, T for adult themes and character suicide.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
And So It Came To Pass by SammyQuill reviews
100 themes of 100 word Royai drabbles. The tale of love, loss, light and darkness unfolds... Code in chapter 11, wedding invite in chapter 40 *sniff*. COMPLETE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Little Girl Lost by Dame of Gallifrey reviews
Agent Carolina wasn't anyone's friend. Wasn't anyone's girl. She was a soldier. To the core. She knew her duty and did it well. York would change that. He'd make her remember what she was so desperate to bury. And she'd leave a legacy none would forget.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,683 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010
Dear Halo by Demented Assassin reviews
A collection of previously unread and unseen letters to and from various characters in the Halo Universe. For the first time, gain true insight into the collective minds of these legendary heroes and vile enemies...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Lyca - Complete
Dreams by Dame of Gallifrey reviews
A series of oneshots, featuring the dreams of various characters of Project Freelancer. Companion series to Little Girl Lost. Carolina/York
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011
Red vs Blue: In Shadows by Meapah reviews
His shadow. Always second. Always last. She cracked. He fell.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
Reaching Out by JbearInChief reviews
Cheesy title sorry . Kat and Carter are witnessing the collapse of Reach, and possibly of Humanity as a whole. When you're running on borrowed time, is there any room to reach out to each other and admit to the truth? Kat x Carter Rated T for now.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Carter-A259/Noble One
Ninja, Please! by Cynlee reviews
Leonardo once again is his own worst enemy.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Destiny Waits for No Vulcan by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Spock and Nyota are still together. A transporter incident brings a Kirk who is bonded to Spock in another universe, he sets about to make things right. S/U, S/K, K/U & K/Mc
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Reach: Halving by skywalker05 reviews
She reduced serotonin, rewired endorphins, rewound hormones, and distributed so much luck between them that maybe there wasn't enough left for the rest of the world, but all this was after the monsters came, so it didn't really matter. Six/Jorge.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - C. Halsey, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Battle Buddy by in-sufficientdata reviews
The bond between soldiers is like none other. Sometimes even the hardest of Freelancers needs someone to be there. Luckily, York has Tex.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - York, Tex/Allison - Complete
Those Brokenhearted People by Confoundment reviews
Lily and James. I'm confused. Where is the soft glow of first love? Where is the twinkle of happiness in her emerald gaze? This isn't what she's supposed to look like. Not at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
For the Sober Drinkers by Ladymage Samiko reviews
Severus awakens after a night of celebration. GS100 'hangover' challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Almost Like Real Magic by Bedelia reviews
The first time they met, she flirted with his brother. The second time, she didn't even remember his name. Hardly a promising start, but by the time of their third encounter, Percy knew that Audrey was the woman he was going to marry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Terminal by Rapidly Degenerating reviews
The world was dead... No, not dead. Dying. Every breath he took might be the terminus, the end of this fragile thing called a 'planet'.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
Anywhere But Here by calmersky reviews
How do you love someone who can never put you first? A security analyst falls for General Kenobi. Obi-Wan/OFC. A bit of everything - romance, adventure, humour and angst. Complete! Please note I am now (2022) posting a re-write of this story on ao3, find me as calmersky.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,541 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Dance by Dawn Bently reviews
He knew they'd exchanged almost identical words before, but something was different now. Astoria was not glaring at him with dark eyes. Instead, she'd lost the battle with her lips and a smile could be clearly seen by everyone in the room.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Beyond this Life by ajremix reviews
RvB, post-Revelation. They finally found each other, for better or for worse.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
How to Snare a Slytherin Gryffindor Style by 2NiCe4U reviews
How does a Gryffindor go about getting herself a man from Slytherin house? Five easy steps are sure to win him! A companion piece to Ten Steps to Getting What You Want. SSHG Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Pointless Little Naked Obi-Wan Story by Syntyche reviews
Um... more detailed description inside ...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Royalty by lydiamaartin reviews
Because queens deserve kings, not princes. - DracoRose - crossgen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Draco M., Rose W. - Complete
Almost Home by cndrow reviews
Whilst trapped in a dark, gritty parody of reality, Donatello comes to terms with his hidden feelings for Raphael. Oneshot set during the infamous episode 'Same As It Never Was'. Warning: heavy tcest.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
RvB: And So It Begins by Brovenger reviews
Here's an account of how Sigma led Maine to his doom, turning him into the Meta.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
Red vs Blue: A Wager Is Lost by Brovenger reviews
Project FREELANCER is getting slack. Maine takes it for granted and Sigma declares a wager in lieu of his behavior. Maine loses.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Complete
Love Of A Spartan: An Outside Perspective by Auralee reviews
ONESHOT Written with permission from AshleyBayle. BLADE visits a base in Florida and watches the Master Chief and Renee Kilburn prepare for a new mission, and offers some insights of her own. Rated for some mild swearing.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
After Silence by Darkness' Embrace reviews
She was nothing. Nothing but a young girl thrown to a pack of violent, sadistic wolves by the little boy she thought she loved. A little boy wearing the shoes of a man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Complications by Martinet Atom reviews
He kisses her back at the end of a date that's half a disaster, half an exercise in absurdity.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Zuko, Jin - Complete
RvB: Bloody Fuckin' New Year by Brovenger reviews
It's New Years Eve at FREELANCER HQ and a drunk Washington decided once and for all to show those little camping bastards in his head who's boss. Now, where is his pistol again?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
Girl Got Game by Liebesbrief reviews
FIN. Lily was not prepared to go to Hogwarts to live a life of gender bending and cross dressing just in order to be able to play a serious game of Quidditch. But that cute chaser James Potter just might make up for all of it...if he weren't such a jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,708 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The View from Heaven by Landing In London reviews
Fred Weasley watches over his little sister. Post DH. D/G. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Strawberries and Sunshine by accio.awesomeness reviews
"Stop staring at my arse!" "Does it make you uncomfortable?" Hermione Granger wasn't expecting to fall in love after she brought her best friend's godfather back from the dead, but the arrival of one sexy Sirius Black smashes her plans to pieces. Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,512 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Life Lessons by drcjsnider reviews
While attempting to teach a love-struck Al a lesson in how to treat your friends, Rose and Scorpius discover something about themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Quitter by Jayne Foyer reviews
He hated everything about her, especially the way he wanted to kiss her so badly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Jean H., Riza H. - Complete
Ten Steps to Getting What You Want by 2NiCe4U reviews
Using his years of experience as a Slytherin, Severus Snape has come up with a plan to get what he wants: a Gryffindor. SSHG One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
This Is Living by SS-HPFC reviews
She's an ethereal little princess from another world entirely. He's her hardened prince, and together they're so wrong it's right. For Good Day Sunshine. LL/VK.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Luna L., Viktor K. - Complete
It Doesn't Mean We're Lesbians by Ninja C reviews
Girls always love their girlfriends more than their boyfriends, am I right? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Red vs Blue: Play That Funky Music David by Brovenger reviews
Wash laments a stunt he pulled in college that is almost as embarrassing as bed wetting. One shot.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
You're In My Light by SS. Journalizm reviews
AU; February 14th 2553. Noble 1 and 2 both think that Valentines Day was a ludicrous celebration. However, in base, Emile has something special in his mind. Surely a box of chocolates won't do any harm? LEMON WARNING; FOR FONTE.AQUA. MY FIRST FICTION.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Carter-A259/Noble One - Complete
In Transit by Rapidly Degenerating reviews
Between here and there. A simple enough Pelican flight- or not.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter - Complete
Here Lies Defiance by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
One-Shot. She was once born of Kennan, but she was truly born of defiance.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Complete
Ain't No Rest for the Wicked by helicase reviews
One, two, three, four - repeat. Battle is a dance and Emile knows the steps. SHORT.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Emile-A239/Noble Four - Complete
Retribution of Romance by fictiondemon reviews
Warning: This is dedicated to Red vs. Blue and happy endings. Now featuring Halo.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,711 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 8/22/2008
How Noble Team Survived by Klinestife reviews
This is TOTALLY true and COMPLETELY canon. Noble team never died, it's so obvious, people! This is VERY detailed, and TOTALLY not typed up in 10 minutes. SPOILER WARNING
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010
Here Comes the Sun by mutemockingjay reviews
For while he was her sun, Delta had become her stars. Oneshot for Natz's challenge.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Delta - Complete
Doubt by Airplane reviews
Her only identity is as the latest version of the Princess. She should be fair. She should be wise. She should be exactly like her predecessor. Modern Hyrule
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Zelda - Complete
This is How it Ends by Haos Shaman Princess reviews
Carter's final thoughts before the Pelican crashes into the Scarab. One-shot
Halo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Carter-A259/Noble One, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two - Complete
Hello Again by SilverPandaHide reviews
"I knew you'd find me." "I knew I'd end up seeing your ugly mug again." Contains spoilers for Revelation. Epsilon/Epsilon-Tex
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Epsilon, Tex/Allison - Complete
Squires and Overlords by CalliopeMused reviews
Either the gods were displeased with Jon for making his champion do his paperwork, or George called in a favor with Kyprioth. Either way, Alanna's having a great day. Set in Keladry's third year as a squire.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Alanna, Jon - Complete
A Love Alphabet by Ayra Sei Ethari reviews
A young Padawan is captured and sold as a slave. But by the time Obi-Wan Kenobi rescues has, she is broken – or as close as she can get. Can he bring her back? And can he deal with the conflicting emotions she stirs within him?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,426 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Forever Mine by zenonaa reviews
Renet crosses paths with Agent Bishop. Will Bishop get the Time Scepter off her, or will she be able to keep it away from him? BishopxRenet
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Agent Bishop, Renet - Complete
We Live in Awkward Times, My Friend by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
A series of awkward situations in which her friends discover Kel has been...intimate with someone. Being as nosy as they are, they then proceed to embarrass her on their quest to discover who has "conquered" the unconquerable lady knight.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Keladry
The User's Guide to ANAKIN SKYWALKER by the eternal feminine reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of an ANAKIN SKYWALKER unit. Star Wars Store Inc. is not responsible for any injuries, emotional trauma, or death that may occur while using our products. No refunds or return. May the Force buy with you!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
What Came Out From the Freezer by Lex Coverdale reviews
The black cat emerges, and she is angered. Ice and metal cannot hold this wild woman forever. Woe to those around her when she's on the prowl. -*RvB/RedvsBlue Oneshot Poem*-
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Tex/Allison - Complete
Pain by StarryNinja reviews
You are twenty-three. You are happy, for the first time in your life. You are painless. You are smiling. You can finally say with all smiles, that you, Jessica Smith, are okay. Rocketshippy? Maybe.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō - Complete
In Which Jag Walks into a Karaoke Bar by LaneWinree51 reviews
All Jag wants is to take Jaina out for a nice, quiet evening dinner. Unfortunately, he gets a slightly tipsy night at a karaoke bar instead.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Jaina S. - Complete
Lush by mutemockingjay reviews
Wash had broken her heart, and all she was looking was for a place to escape, if only for a few hours...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - CT - Complete
This Is Not A Quidditch Fic: A Plague of Locusts by SwissMiss1 reviews
Oliver lands in hospital with a minor curse and gets reacquainted with Trainee Healer Katie Bell. Written for the hp rarities exchange on LJ. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben Skywalker - Complete
The King's Own Girl by Llama Lady Lily reviews
She was the King's Own Girl. And Nobody messed with the King's Own Girl. A series of short drabbles about the King's Own and their Girl.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Keladry, Raoul - Complete
Soldier by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
In which Mulan fights, grows, and bruises far too easily: all a part of her journey to manhood. Sort of. Set during the training period of the 'Be a Man' musical number.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,827 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Punishment by Thalaba reviews
Sent to his exiled Squib Aunt's home whenever his tyrannical father is displeased, Marcus meets a spunky Muggle girl that sends his world spinning. An AU where one of them does NOT have magic yet still catches the eye of the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Marcus F., Katie B. - Complete
Bonds of Brothers by Amicitia Revenant reviews
The Turtles are all tied up. How are they going to get loose?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
Save the Hero by Brandi Heir reviews
Everyone leans on Kel for support. As a hero, she is the soldier of the people. When she needs a hero of her own, how can she cope?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Inevitability by Destined To Repeat reviews
And the transmutation circle surrounding the entire city of Lior erupts into a blinding chasm of power and suddenly the world is not grays and browns but white and burning and raw power that nearly lifts him off the ground.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
He, She by Blitz Chick reviews
A series of sentences from the point of two warriors. Chief/Samus
Crossover - Metroid & Halo - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Edge of Forever by Amicitia Revenant reviews
Renet shows up with bad news, and a double-edged offer.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Donatello - Complete
Live On Your Knees by Vader's Fallen Angel reviews
Vader was proud, no one could deny that, but he would remain on his knees.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Shmi S. - Complete
One Sentence and a Sandwich or Two by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
One-Shot. A series of unrelated events are each told in one sentence. Primarily features Keladry of Mindelan, sandwiches, innuendos, various pairings, and weird situations. Written for One Sentence Week. - Includes BONUS Sentences! M for safety.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Tortall - Complete
Weary by Llama Lady Lily reviews
We are not the young ones any more... we are weary
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Tortall - Complete
Defence Against the Blue Arts by Compass West reviews
Harry has a new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. He's big, has a southern accent and wears red armour. NOT A HALO CROSSOVER. THIS IS A RED VS BLUE CROSSOVER. Contains insubordination, shotgun blasts and some Draco and Ron whumping.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M.
Living in the subjunctive by Maia May reviews
You're sixteen and in love and your friends don't understand but you will make them understand because you're happy and because he surely won't break your heart. Aren't you right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Katie B., Adrian P. - Complete
A Mikey Moment by Cynlee reviews
A physician who treats himself has a fool for a doctor. Sorry. Mike learns a few lessons about his own limits is probably a better description without giving away the story.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Michelangelo - Complete
Barfly Memoir by Silindro reviews
Oneshot. Spock spends some time physically asserting his dominant side after hearing Kirk recount the story of how he groped Uhura in a bar fight. Spock x Uhura
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Unqualified Desires by adara-greenleaf reviews
N. Uhura/Spock before we saw them pashing on the Enterprise. One shot and from Uhura's POV. It's a bit lusty at the end, but nothing OTT. Please read and review. I may write more.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/13/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Backseat Writer's Guide to Turtle Lovin' Logistics by Backseat Writer reviews
The title says it all. Rated for safety.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
The Roommate Diaries by Thalaba reviews
MarcusKatieOliver buildup before the smut The quidditch lovers end up living together and things unfold...over 15,000 Hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,653 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Katie B., Marcus F.
Raoul's Girl by TeresaDelay reviews
AU Where Raoul and Buri do not get together. What happens when Lady Jaid of Stone Mountain catches Raoul's eye? A rebellion, a prophecy, romance and angst.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,926 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Tortall - Complete
The Halfway Point by Tori Angeli reviews
An alternate outcome of Eighteen Minutes. When a brother is attacked, the entire family is wounded. Sometimes, healing is harder than staying hurt. Winner of Best Tragedy/Angst in the 2007 TMNT Fanfic Awards.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,775 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Raphael - Complete
How Not to Seduce the Nightwatcher by Lady Venom2 reviews
In which Raph has an encounter with a woman during his run as Nightwatcher and realizes that he still finds human culture confusing as hell. One shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Raphael - Complete
Sexual Encounters of the Strange Kind by Raphshell reviews
A humorous look at Leonardo's views of sex which Raphael finds disturbing yet hot. Turtlecest.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Lynn speaking, how may I help you? by ahming reviews
The guys show up at April's house for movie night and decide to order some food from this great place, that somehow always manages to mess Raph's order up. oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Raphael - Complete
The Itinerant Lover by Serendipity1 reviews
This is a work of satire. Any resemblance to non-satirical works is completely dulled by the delight of comedy. A 'romantic' interlude between the brothers.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Raphael - Complete
Your Friendly IT Tech Support by g33kg1rl reviews
IT-Tech just got a lot friendlier. turtlecest RaphxDon phone Lemon!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/24/2008 - [Raphael, Donatello] - Complete
An Unlikely Accord by piewacket reviews
Commodore Norrington enters a marriage of convenience only to find himself highly inconvenienced.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,344 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - James N. - Complete
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Accessit reviews
In the end, you're just that vengeful little girl with the unrequited thirst for approval.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Carolina, York - Complete
Yielding reviews
Oscar Wlide said that the only way to remove temptation is to give in to it. Liz and Shinigami are tired of fighting against it. Rated T for sexy times. Drabble.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
Ladder to the Stars reviews
Carter didn't become a leader instantaneously. But with Kat by his side, he might just be able to do this. Carter suspected that the debriefing after their first 'mission' entailed a lot more yelling than military protocol dictated.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Carter-A259/Noble One, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two - Complete
Overwhelming reviews
The first-year pages are defeated by Owen's pure jolliness factor. Drabble.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Complete
Thneed reviews
"This thing is a Thneed! It's a shirt. It's a sock. It's a glove. It's a hat. But it has OTHER uses. Yes, far beyond that."-The Lorax, Dr. Seuss. Lady Knight Keladry is nothing if not practical.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kelandry, Neal - Complete
Lex Talionis reviews
Maine was always *just a bit* average, and losing his voice doesn't help. But to be noticed, to be needed, may be the catalyst for his turning point. Maine!drabble
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Maine/Meta - Complete
Sapience reviews
You don't even want the damn thing but it's right there, pressing the memories on you, and you just want to make it stop. But at least you know that you're sane, explicitly so...right? Wash!drabble
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Wash, Epsilon - Complete
Si Vis Amari Ama reviews
"And you're just a prettypretty princess who never got the happilyeverafter, because those are only for the smart girls, don'cha know?" Drabble, Sister-centric
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/27/2011 - K. Grif - Complete
Principles reviews
Spoilers for Reach. Another view on Noble Six's death, how she views the Elites, as well as her views on the others. She concludes that the Elites don't abide by their own principles.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/23/2010 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Kurt-051 - Complete
New Years reviews
In which South is drunk, confused and handsy, Church is tired and baffled, Tex is pissed, and Wash plays a minimal role. All together, it adds up to the question, who thought it would be a good idea to put a bar next to the barracks?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2010 - L. Church/Alpha, South
An Imperfect Perfection reviews
Because even soldiers from a backwater box canyon in the middle of nowhere can find romance. Collection of unrelated oneshots. Mostly Tex/Church, some Wash/ South.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Tex/Allison, L. Church/Alpha - Complete
Grain of Sand reviews
Everyone who joined the Great War logically knew that some people had to die. No one ever expects it to be them.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete
Quite Unexpected reviews
And now I, some random girl from Philly, am a lioness. An animated lioness. Makes total sense. Just your normal pre-college vacation to Africa gone slightly awry.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Simba - Complete
Maternally reviews
Three connected drabbles of our three favorite heroines during three different stages of motherhood. Because there is a universal need for our mothers when we are scared or overwhelmed.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Alanna, Kelandry - Complete