THE FANATIC THINKER
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Joined 04-26-10, id: 2342168, Profile Updated: 11-27-10

About Me: Hi! I'm a new blossming writer on this site. I have been going on this website for six years when a friend introduced me to it. I have always been inspired by this website. It's given me courage to start writing and not be ashamed. It's also made me believe in myself. Books: Too much to name. I've read so many I can't list them all here

Authors and Books: I've read soooo many books I just can't fit it on here. I will say that I mostly read romance/suspense.

Note: I'm a beginning writer and I'll do the best I can to write my stories good. I would like to get good reviews, but I'll take any because it'll just make me a better writer. I already have ideas of stories I want to write. Some of them will be family-oriented though. I just hope that people know that they inspire me when they write their stories here.

NOTE: I haven't written any stories yet because let's be honest I am a procrastinator. I've been watching Naruto episodes and reading the manga nonstop lately. I've always liked Naruto, but now I'm just OBSESSED. The Naruto stories I'll write will be family-oriented. I feel like the ending will be Naruto killing Sasuke or Naruto and Sasuke both dying. I really want them both to live. The pairings I like are: NarutoxHinata, SasukexSakura, TemarixShikamaru, and KushinaxMinato. I hope the first three end up together, but I also have a feeling that NarutoxSakura will happen.

PS: I'm not sure if I want to write any wrestling stories anymore. I mean I just don't have the inspiration anymore. I'll try, but I won't agree to anything.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.bolded ones apply to me.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

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Amazing Grace by baybie reviews
She was used and abused. A lifetime later, she can't seem to break the habit. She's still a dirty little secret. What happens when she gets a lesson in real love? Can she let go of her past long enough to see what's right in front of her?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 216,110 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Jeff Hardy, Randy Orton
ANBU by God Amongst Mere Mortals reviews
Tsunade's death sets off a chain reaction that disillusions Naruto's perception of the shinobi world and forces Hinata to abandon her faith in love and become her own person. Sometimes, love destroys more than it creates. Can they reclaim their old dreams and achieve their new ones when they're partnered in the ANBU? A redemption story. Eventual god-like Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 247,524 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sex On Fire by baybie reviews
I'm pregnant." "Well what did you expect? You take your clothes off for a living," he snapped, running his fingers through his coloured hair. "You disgust me, Keri." "You don't understand. As far as I know, I've never...I'm a virgin," she whispered.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 174,994 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy
The Misadventures of DX and the Hardy Boyz by redsandman99 reviews
From meeting Bigfoot sort of , being chased by “killer” dogs and driving everyone else insane, these four wrestlers never have a dull moment.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 101,398 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 9/10/2008
Unlikely Attractions by KiwiStar reviews
She's the shy, soft-spoken girl who easily faded into the background. He's the confident Superstar who was recognized everywhere he went. They were two totally different people, but can opposites really attract? John Morrison/OC
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 75,661 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - John Morrison/Nitro
Operation: Endgame by Ms. Perception reviews
The good news? Puck and Rachel are totally in love. The bad news? They both think the opposite. The worst news? Sam and Santana have a fool-proof plan to get them together. And exactly what are Quinn and Blaine up to? *Epilogue Up. Story Complete*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,272 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Rachel B., Puck] [Santana L., Sam E.] - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto by BlushingLotus reviews
Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Thief in the Night by suspect tomatoes reviews
Change is the worst offender. It brings out the bad in all of us. Edge/OC, Christian/OC, Ted/OC.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edge, Christian
Heated by BlushingLotus reviews
"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Venom by BlushingLotus reviews
When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 147 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Look After You by gooseles reviews
The WWE is a dream come true for Mallori Reed but life in the pro wrestling big leagues isn't what she expects. A new character, a new storyline, and a new partner can't wash away the tragedy of an old heartache. OC.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 77,351 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - John Morrison/Nitro - Complete
Burning in Me by suspect tomatoes reviews
Nothing could change the past. He was hopeless. Randy/OC.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,821 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Piccadilly Circus by suspect tomatoes reviews
Not just a town, but a state of mind. Birthday one-shot for CrystalxShip.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edge, Christian - Complete
Killing Loneliness by Special K the Great reviews
Two lives change when she literaly stumbles into his life, dumping his Pepsi in the process. A Punk/OC fic
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,024 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - CM Punk - Complete
Dressing Room Decorum by TJ Sparkles reviews
She put him through endless hours of hell just so she could find a pair of jeans that fit. Major silliness. Matt Hardy/OC, oneshot. Christmas gift for x.Mayhem.x.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Matt Hardy - Complete
A Beautiful Sight by suspect tomatoes reviews
Even during a blizzard, his smile could melt the snow. Christmas one-shot for Sunny's Priceless Dream. Ted/Sunny.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Ted DiBiase Jr. - Complete
Lapdog by suspect tomatoes reviews
He wouldn't have lasted a minute back then. Hell, he can barely make it now. Cena bashing fic. One-shot.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - John Cena, Randy Orton - Complete
Plus Size by suspect tomatoes reviews
Smile for the camera. Edge, Christian, Jericho, Cody and Randy. Ledgeacy one-shot.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Edge, Christian - Complete
Real Canadians Have Curves by suspect tomatoes reviews
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk? Edge, Christian, Jericho and Randy. One-shot.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edge, Christian - Complete
Over the Hill by suspect tomatoes reviews
Happy birthday, Mr. President. Edge, Christian, Jericho, Cody and Ledgeacy one-shot for Edge's birthday.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Edge, Christian - Complete
Rated RKOHHHHH by suspect tomatoes reviews
Chris loved making movies, so why not? Ledgeacy oneshot.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edge, Chris Jericho - Complete
Something Borrowed by suspect tomatoes reviews
It was Jay's big day... Now all Jericho and Edge needed was a key. Ledgeacy one-shot.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edge, Christian - Complete
To Chris a Predator by suspect tomatoes reviews
Why don't you have a seat? Jericho one-shot.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Chris Jericho - Complete
Jay's World by suspect tomatoes reviews
It beats being in Delaware. Ledgeacy one-shot.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Edge, Christian - Complete
Come Home by TJ Sparkles reviews
What you said, what you did..it doesn't matter anymore. Come on home." CM Punk/OC, AU. Oneshot. For Robin!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/31/2009 - CM Punk - Complete
The Bucket List by baybie reviews
She was his best friend and a sex addict. When situations force her to evalute herself, she decides she needs to find some meaning to her life before she has to say goodbye. Rated for sex, language and drugs. Randy,OC, John, Jeff, Maria, Taker, etc R&R
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 131,945 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Randy Orton, Jeff Hardy - Complete
Away From Me by TariTelrunya reviews
Lydia gets to spend 6 weeks with John Morrison. But a person or persons is out to ruin her happiness...with grave consequences
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - John Morrison/Nitro, Maryse
Let's take our time by TJ Sparkles reviews
To them, their bodies were puzzles, ones that they would never get tired of solving. Written for a challenge. Lita/Jericho, oneshot. Please R&R.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Chris Jericho, Lita - Complete
Broken by baybie reviews
Shawn's sister, Danielle, has come back from her self-imposed exile but she is still broken. She decides the only way to heal herself is to get real close to one Mr. Randy Orton. Will Randy heal her or destroy her already broken heart?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 95,603 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
To Dream a Dream by TariTelrunya reviews
Lydia never imagined she'd get to meet the man of her dreams. And now John Morrison wants to meet her more that anyone can explain
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,347 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - John Morrison/Nitro - Complete