Author has written 9 stories for Mortal Instruments, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Fruits Basket, Soul Eater, Ib, Ouran High School Host Club, and Rise of the Guardians.
Hey. Well, I write stories all the time. I don't have many up, but I'm working on them. When I'm not on here, I'm reading books and manga and watching anime. My favorite stuff to read is the the Mortal Instruments series, Death Note, Dengeki Daisy, and House of Night.
2. Fruits Basket
3. Ouran High School Host Club
4. Black Butler
5. Rosario Vampire
6. Soul Eater
7. Death Note
8. Junjou Romantica
9. Strawberry Panic
10. Highschool of the Dead
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Russia/Lithuania? HELL YES!!!!!!
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Um...no. Not at all
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Belarus getting Poland pregnant... It would be weird, but AWESOME
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Not at the moment.
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Canada/England???? It’s possible...
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Prussia/France? Maybe. Prussia/Switzerland? No way.
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Um...I honestly don’t know. Freak out, probably.
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
England/Belarus????? Um...ok. England wants to piss off Russia so he dates Belarus then dumps her for no reason that she gets really upset and kills him. :)
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Prussia/Lithuania? YES!!!!! Best pairing ever, btw.
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Poland/Russia??? That’s hard! Ok, um... Lithuania dies for some reason, so for another strange reason Poland goes to Russia for comfort and they hook up. :D
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Um, America/Germany??? There is no plot that I can come up with that wouldn’t end up with me getting killed by our Germany.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Um, I don’t think so
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
hm... idk. that's hard.
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Lots of yaoi, angst, and psychoness
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Lithuania/France? Ok!!! So, France and Lithuania are having a secret relationship, but both of their boyfriends (France/England and Lithuania/Russia YAY FOR YAOI) find out and plan together to get back at them for it.
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Canada walking in on England and Italy??? So wrong. Um, he’d probably run off crying and scarred for life. I know that I’d be scarred for life
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes. Lots and lots.
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Um, depends on what’s causing the passion :)
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
About 2 minutes ago.
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Um...I’m too afraid to imagine.
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
No. If he did, he would be extremely drunk. It would be hilarious if he was sober.
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
Um...I don’t know. How about... Super Random Hetalia? Oh...I’m sooooo gonna write this now :)
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Um...I don’t know
You Know You're Obsessed With Harry Potter When:
1. When you bump into walls, saying "Maybe they moved it... it HAS to be around here somewhere..."
2. When you go into your basement or bottom apartment and you see a pot filled with water and spices. What, it's Potions!
3. When you call your least favorite teacher Snape
4. When your friends have had to subdue you after one of them said "Harry Potter isn't real"
5. If you're younger than 11, you are convinced you will go to Hogwarts. Eventually.
6. If you're older than 11, you proudly call yourself a "Muggle-born Squib"
7. If you're older then 11 and you still think you acceptance letter's coming and the owl is just extremely lost.
8. When you've been Harry Potter for Halloween
9. Even if you're a girl
10. When you own all 10 Harry Potter books.
11. When you know what 10 books I was talking about
12. When you see redheads and immediately think 'Weasley... lets go say hi!"
13. When you've made a wand.
14. When you go outside, you look up, and think "Geez, that spell to see the sky had worked really well!"
15. When you hold the escalator very tight in case it moves sideways... what, it moves up why can't it move in other directions?
16. When you see someone with a huge beard you think 'Hagrid"
17. When you keep waiting for your strictest teacher to turn into a cat.
18. When you wave a twig you randomly picked up to see if sparks come out of it.
19. When you've written at least 2 fanfics of it. (not yet)
20. When you haven't written any fanfics... they're biographies!
21. When you're mad, you mutter "poxie droppings" or something of that sort (Look up 'Wizard Swears' on Youtube!)
22. When you are able to quote long passages of Harry Potter aloud as if it were shakespeare
23. When you've been to jkrowling.com
24. When you turn on a light, you think "Lumos"
25. When you turn it off, you think "Nox"
26. When you are able to draw the Dark Mark
27. When you've memorized the Tale of the Three Brothers
28. When you have deeply reflected on the Tales of Beetle the Bard and found morals and values of ancient wizards.
29. When you have gotten a friend deeply obsessed with the series
30. When you immidiately think of magic when you get a tough problem
31. When you want to "Crucio!" your math/reading/spanish/science/etc. during a boring lesson
32. When you have actually yelled "Crucio!"/"Avada Kedavra!" out loud in the middle of class
33. When you think of "Crucio!"/"Avada Kedavra!" when the person you hate most at school/in the world walks up/shows up and starts talking to you