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I'm a longtime gaming and anime addict. I like listening to rock and heavy metal.

Just your friendly neighborhood lurker in the shadows who likes to wander under the night sky and wonder about the world's many oddities and ironies

Random Thoughts (about Naruto stuff):

--Henge: I've seen a lot of back and forth about this. Some say it's genjutsu. Some say it's ninjutsu. Some say it's only ninjutsu when Naruto does it. I'm not able to find it stated directly thus far, but if anyone can point me in the right direction, I'd love that. So my curiosity comes in during the first fight with Zabuza. Naruto gets tossed to Sasuke in the form of a collapsed fuma shuriken (which then goes on to be opened up, showing he can do at least some moving parts).

If it were an illusion, I'd have expected Sasuke's arm to fall to an awkward position at the time of the catch due to the contrast between expected weight and actual weight. Also, if it were an illusion Naruto couldn't have gotten that far out over the water (couldn't water walk until quite a while later). Given the ability he'd already shown when leaping around the village, it may be possible that Naruto simply jumped it. However, it appeared very far, and if he'd done that the flight path of the shuriken should've been more awkward.

Let's try the other way and assume it was a physical metamorphosis. Sasuke noticed almost immediately, though that was the intent anyway. At no point did he express any surprise aside from the split-second "oh that's Naruto" expression. Moreover the occurance wasn't followed up on at any point later on. If it were unusual, you'd think at least Sasuke might be interested in the jutsu for versatility of use towards his quest. So far as I've been able to tell, shapechanging in itself isn't uncommon. However, Naruto takes it farther than almost anyone by going so far as to change from animal to mineral on more than one occasion.

--Sakura: So much right and so much wrong. On the one hand she does overreact to more than a few things Naruto does, but she does also steadily calm down (aside from crying just a little too much). When I then also take into account the fact that she was typecast as the "violent female lead" I think the image gets somewhat distorted by people not being able to separate manga sight gags from the characters themselves. And in fairness sometimes Naruto just has some rediculously stupid moments that we all want to hit him for. Looking at it another way, he grew up without anyone who cared enough to correct him when he did wrong. In her own way I think she fills a role he needs. The big question for me now is whether there was any sincerity in her confession. I'd like to believe that there was some, but time will tell.

--Sasuke: [Currently under re-evaluation]

--Naruto: There are things I love about him, and there are things I hate. I like his optimism in general. I adore the never-say-die attitude. Love the way he can put a smile on just about anyone's face then turn around and get deadly serious. That said, I'd like to see some more serious moments. I definitely don't want to see him plummet into hardcore brooding or any such nonsense, but it's nice to see those times when he can actually be deep and almost philosophical. To contrast, his absolute idiot moments (I sometimes call these "Goku moments") just seem overdone. It's too absolutely persistent to be an illusion in canon, but I like that take on it in fics.

--Naruto's treatment in Konoha: On the one hand, I suspect that he probably would have a life more nearly like Gaara. I could easily foresee assassination attempts and such. The fox was going to destroy the village, and its presence brought about the loss of a great hero (plus ninja and civilians I imagine). I'm mildly annoyed that it really wasn't touched on much until we see the behavior of Dark Naruto, and even then his vocalized thoughts on the matter aren't that specific beyond talk of (potentially extreme) neglect. I suspect there's some censoring going on in effort to focus on a younger target audience.

At the same time, I can't help but think that attacks would ultimately be few but significant. Old though he may have been, Sarutobi Hiruzen seemed to be more than able to get serious and put his foot down. I can't help but think that he would be the kind to take but only a small amount of crap from the village as a whole and absolutely no insubordination from his soldiers. I mean he is the kindly old man who ordered an entire clan be killed off by one of their own when his efforts at negotiation went down the toilet. Basically I favor the idea of a middle ground when it comes to gauging how much the village mistreated our protagonist. I'm sure it happened, but I fear that some stories go well into the deep end of an excessively dark extreme.

--Kushina as the second Kyuubi Jinchuuriki: Personally, I'm not able to understand why this bothers so many fans. I don't find anything contradictory or outrageous about it. I find it a bit enlightening if anything. Did it bother no one but me that the entire story began by saying that the demon fox "appeared"? I'm more annoyed that few seem to have picked up on that and been wondering. If anything this situation perfectly explains why no one saw it coming and got prepared. It explains to me how Naruto was on-hand for the event also. To be honest I don't recall seeing any story explain to my satisfaction just how Naruto went from the birth canal to the battlefield (yes, I've seen explanations in fics, but they didn't satisfy me). It was just something that we all pretty well had to take for granted up to this point. It's also nice to understand why Kushina isn't in the picture now.

--Naruto's relation to Tsunade: I like that Kishimoto's come out and officially proclaimed Naruto to be blood of Senju. Many had speculated, and now it's official. Uzumaki and Senju are related distantly, and then the First Hokage takes an Uzumaki for a wife. I like how Kushina never expresses what her relationship to Kyuubi's first host was beyond coming from the same clan. It leaves a fairly satisfying amount of flexibility both for fic writers and for Kishimoto later on. More than that, I'm glad the spiral insignia all over the Konoha ninja uniforms has finally been explained. It's even better that Konoha's leaf symbol looks like the Uzushio spiral reversed and with a few lines added. It almost makes me wonder why no one seemed to comment on Naruto's clan name in the past.

--Shadow clones and inherited memory: Frankly, I like the feature a lot. I think it's a brilliant idea. However, I loathe that we basically get told that the main character has been using hundreds of thousands of shadow clones over the span of a few years, but he was too stupid to ever notice that he would know things he probably shouldn't have known. It would be easy for me to understand if he didn't immediately get the idea of training with thousands of clones to cut down his training time. That would take a bit of creative thinking. But to not notice strangely new memories at any point over the course of several years is just stretching it too far. This basically points back to my issues with Naruto, as mentioned above. But really I think it was a cool power added as an afterthought by the writers. At least that's how it's presented.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember

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Remnant's Maelstrom Shinobi by MothBallz reviews
"School that teaches kids how to fight and kill? Check. People with crazy powers? Check. Shady group of villains with some unknown goal? That's a check. Maybe this place isn't so different after all, eh Kurama?" Our favorite blonde Uzumaki comes to Remnant as a storm brews just beyond the horizon.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 266,837 - Reviews: 3032 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 4,621 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Naruto U., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V.
Naruto: Tornado of Souls by Thayerblue1 reviews
A crossover between Naruto and RWBY. Starts during the Chunin Exams and takes place in the Naruto universe. Main Characters are Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuga Hinata/Cinder Fall, Blake Belladonna and Pyrrha Nikos. See inside for details.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,471 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 5/13/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Pyrrha N., Cinder F.
Just a Simple Janitor by AzureFlameXIIIGod reviews
Everyone here is a capable warrior that can eradicate Grimm and stop major crimes from happening. They also have weapons that can turn into a gun. Well except to that one guy who's into the classic of sword and shield. Me on the other hand? I'm just a simple janitor trying to repay a debt while trying to learn on my own pace. I hope it doesn't get too chaotic... multixover. OOC.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 265,671 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Naruto U., Team RWBY
End Game Version R by Kur0Kishi reviews
There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 237,320 - Reviews: 4055 - Favs: 6,268 - Follows: 6,263 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., Serafall L.
Without Sasuke by Yethri reviews
What would it be like, in a two man squad without Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 230,048 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Memories by TheGreatHibiki reviews
Sakura asked Ino to use her clan jutsu to learn the secret of Naruto's solid henge transformations, and when she does, Ino learns just how fragile his world really is. Up For Adoption
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,231 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 1953 - Favs: 5,628 - Follows: 6,600 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013
Heart of a Demon by David Jaxon reviews
After 8 years of struggle, Naruto finally accomplishes his most important mission. And now he has to deal with the aftermath. Check Profile for Status.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 140,164 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 2/27/2016 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
One hour that changed everything by InfiniteDragon reviews
What's an hour, more or less? In the case of Konoha, an hour means everything. An alternate timeline, in which Minato still sealed the Kyuubi inside his newborn son, but in which the Demon Fox had one- just one- more hour to destroy Konoha. NaruSakuIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 348,569 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 8/3/2009 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.]
Naruto: Konoha's Red Thunder by jrvegeeta reviews
After Naruto becomes cornered by an angry mob at a young age, a man with strange lightning powers saves his life. However, in the same night, it is discovered that the Naruto himself has powers of his own... NARUxINOxSAKURA Other pairings will follow
Crossover - Naruto & inFAMOUS - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,211 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14753 - Favs: 20,100 - Follows: 17,613 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 4532 - Favs: 7,590 - Follows: 4,533 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2955 - Favs: 3,832 - Follows: 3,571 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4449 - Favs: 14,004 - Follows: 12,961 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Late Blossoms by InfiniteDragon reviews
Akatsuki- destroyed. Orochimaru- deceased. Sasuke- deceased. Allies dead: Kakashi. Jiraiya. How will the surviving members of Team 7- and all of Konoha's ninja- survive in the new future? NaruHina, NaruSaku, SakuNaruHina. Rated for a reason. Gore, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 170,030 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/22/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4247 - Favs: 8,310 - Follows: 7,110 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Konichiwa, Master! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Was forced to reload the story cause the second chapter wouldn't show.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3452 - Favs: 5,826 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto's Advice by atom-of-ice reviews
Several days after becoming a team Sakura is depressed by another of Sasuke’s rejections and turns to Naruto expecting to be uplifted by his crush. What she gets instead may change her whole outlook on life and her purpose in it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 194,088 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto: Chosen Vessel by BlueGlass54 reviews
Iruka's early demise changes everything. Watch as Naruto grows into a legend with the help and support of his teammates and sensei. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 191,707 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
To Live is So Much Harder by Lord Talon reviews
After defeating his enemies and keeping his promise to the woman he loves, Naruto's life is happier than ever before. Life, however, can shatter even the strongest of men.....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,231 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Edel Raid and Pleasure by soundless steps reviews
In the many worlds, there are many powers. Days after her birth, Hinata gains the powers of an Edel Raid. During her kidnapping, she creates a permanent bond with a certain someone. With joined destinies, the two must help the other grow. Please Enjoy c:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,582 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2274 - Favs: 4,455 - Follows: 2,852 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Truth Unfolds in Wave by Mr.mclane reviews
Six months before Naruto's return to Konoha, He is placed on a team of familiar faces who is being sent to Wave. Naruto wasn't expecting this mission to escalate to a life changing experience nobody would ever forget. NaruXSaku, first fict, Pre Chap. 500
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 525,326 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Demonic Nemesis by DarkFayt reviews
Naruto has always had the makings of Ultimate Power. What if he developed a few special abilities and truly trained before team 7? How far could Naruto reach in life if pushed to do so? Lets see...NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 190,424 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 2,763 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Unforeseen Consequences by Agent-G reviews
Ino tries to pull a prank on Naruto that backfires in the worse way as she is trapped in his mind. After she never sees Naruto the same way again. Taken over from Gaming Ikari but with new chapters later on. Naruto/Ino/Sakura, Tsunade/Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,718 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete