Author has written 18 stories for Golden Sun, Inuyasha, Naruto, Stargate: SG-1, and Dragon Age.I need to redo my bio here...my last one wasn't all that good.
Real Name: Maria (like I'm gonna tell you my last name?)
Nicknames: Ria, RiRi, Pumkin(mother), Dopey(mother), Wild Child(from my fav shirt), Ria-butt(don't ask), and many others that cannot be mentioned because of people cussing me out.
Gender: Look at my first name and guess...
Appearence: I have two...One is how I really look and the other is my self.
Fave TV shows: X-Files (so bite me if it's not on anymore, I'll watch re-runs), Grey's Anatomy, Desparate Housewives, Family Guy (Stewie ROCKS!)
Fave Artists/Bands: Motograter, Cherie, Disturbed, Godsmack, The Rasmus, In Flames, Dido, HIM, Sean Paul, The Eternal, Rammstein, Carlos Santana, Pitbull, AC/DC, Ra, Lacuna Coil, Smile Empty Soul, Shakira, Depeche Mode...lots more where that came from...
Fave Song: Deify by Disturbed
Fave Game: GOLDEN SUN!
What I like: Food, torturing my little bro, horses, cats, torturing GS characters, writing stories, writing poems, drawing(you wouldn't want to see), reading, writing crazy reviews, food, drill teams, colorguard(y'know...the ones that carry the American Flag, NOT the one that twirls pastel colored flags shudders), soccer, play fighting with my friends, watching cartoons(yes, I still watch cartoons, live with the fact that you know that now), playing on the computer, surfing the web, food, exibition weapon drill(throwing a fifteen pound fake weapon around hoping that it won't hit me), annoying my best friend of two years(my muse is a real person), and a certain special lieutenant who will become my Cadet Commander.
Things I don't like(we'll be here a while): Onions, peppers, rotten milk, a guy named Adam, people faking to fit in, non-constructive-criticism flames where people cuss you out for holding your own opinion, big egos, people who show off their huge egos, people who are proud of their huge egos, sexists, racists, spiders, people who have the nerve to voice their opinion then say you don't have the right to hold yours, Osama Bin Laden(yes I'm an American), running three miles or more, boards(a military thing, don't ask), people who scream at me and tell me I'm going to Hell because I don't go to church and don't read the Bible regularly(I'm going to Hell anyway so I really shouldn't care), losing(who doesn't?), people who gloat when they win, stains on my clothes, cleaning my room, being told to drag my sorry arse off the computer, not getting reviews(hinthint), writer's block, pens that run out of ink at the worst possible opportunity, pencils that break after having run out of ink, tests, studying, homework, teachers that lie about things that happened before my very own eyes, History, Debate class, WEST POINT,and I'll stop now.
I have two muses: 1.) is Bit Cloud from Zoids(I do NOT own Zoids so DO NOT sue me!) and 2.) David whom is modeled after my best friend.
Some Quotes to Leave You With:
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'" -Isaac Asimov It's like a Murphy's Law or something ya know?
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." Peter O'Toole Muahahaha...this has to be one of the best ones
"Not really, since we don't suffer from the visual impairment induced by a thick layer of highly misplaced rectal cells." -Bob Beauchaine Think about it for a second...
"People like you are the reason people like me take pills!" --Neva Faith Linn read and learn well evil flamers
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'" --Unknown This IS me and my best friend Jasmine
"The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy." --Unknown In no way do I look forward to having kids and letting them near my mother...(shudders)
"How I see it is that men get one night of pleasure, and we get nine months of putting them through hell and getting away with it." --Sara Swank I like this...I can actually look forward to having kids!
"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare." --Ed Asner ...but then again maybe not...
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