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Hunter by Igmrkm

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5115549/1/bHunter_b

I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but every time I try Alice is at his window with a bat waiting for me. How does she kn- oh...right

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So you might've guessed that I LOVELOVELOVE Twilight, Harry Potter, and Clique. I think that it's important to like a variety of books, hence the obvious differences between these three. Also, they all have a sense of humor. I mean, if you don't have humor...you're screwed. :)

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A little to know about me: I speak my mind. If I like your story, I'll say so. If it has too many grammar mistakes, too fluffy for me, or no plot whatsoever...hell yes I'll say so. I'm smart and I know it. If you have a problem with me, I'd prefer you not to make such a big deal about it. :) Twilight is FOREVER my favorite book and movie(s), because 1)Stephenie Meyer created a legend with her characters, 2) They support my idea of 'flawless' vampires, 3) They're just overall amazing books. I'm a well-rounded girl; I love Math, hate Science, and like all kinds of music (The Stunners, All Time Low, T-Pain, Black Eyed Peas, The Ting Tings, Alexandre Desplat, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Fall Out Boy, Paramore, Chris Brown, etc.) My kind of humor is kind of...different, but if your awesome like me :) then you'll get it.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series)Edwardcullenrocks(Edward Cullen-twilight, Yuki and Kyo Sohma-fruits basket, and Alexander Sterling-vampire kisses series)Cocoloco123(Jasper Hale/Whitlock-Twilight ), Rath101(Jasper Hale/Whitlock-Twilight), Dazzleme15 (Seth Clearwater, Twilight), xCuzImAwesomex (Emmett-Twilight, Rosalie-Twilight, Jacob-Twilight)


Top Actors

(in no particular order) (why they're great)

1) Sandra Bullock (The Proposal, Miss Congeniality 1 & 2)
2) Kristen Stewart (Speak, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, In the Land of Women, The Messenger, The Runaways)
3) Dakota Fanning ( Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Uptown Girls, Coraline, The Runaways)
4) Nikki Reed (Twilight, Thirteen, Chain Letters, Mini's First Time)
5) Emma Watson (Harry Potter 1-7, Ballet Shoes)
6) Megan Fox (Jonah Hex, Jennifer's Body, Transformers 1 & 2)
7) Rachel McAdams (Mean Girls, The Time Traveler)
8) Miranda Cosgrove (Despicable Me)
9) Elizabeth Reaser (Grey's Anatomy, Twilight)
10) Katherine Higel (Grey's Anatomy, 27 Dresses, Killers, The Ugly Truth)
11) Tina Fey (Baby Mama, Date Night)
12) Jennifer Aniston (The Bounty Hunter, The Break Up, He's Just Not That Into You)

Top TV Shows

1) Disaster Date
2) Bad Girls Club
3) America's Next Top Model
4) America's Got Talent
5) My Wife and Kids
6) The OC
7) Grey's Anatomy
8) Made
9) MTV Cribs
10) Wizards of Waverly Place
11) Jersey Shore
12) SpongeBob SquarePants


Top Musical Acts (Bands, Solo's, Duets)

1)Paramore
2)The Ting Tings
3) K$sha
4)Pink
5) The Veronicas
6)Panic At The Disco!
7) The Pussycat Dolls
8) Beyonce
9) Christina Aguilera
10) Britney Spears
11) Ashley Tisdale
12) Fall Out Boy
13) Prima J
14) Selena Gomez

Pick your top 12 fictional characters:

1. Rosalie Hale
2. Alice Cullen
3. Carlisle Cullen
4. Emmett Cullen
5. Mike Newtown
6. Victoria
7. Seth Clearwater
8. Angela Weber
9. Bree
10. Kate Denali
11. Jacob Black
12. Bella Swan


1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Vicky/Jake? Yes, they were all really romantic and deep.
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Hot? I would say he looks a little muscley, so that takes off 2...but his dimples are ah-dorable! Which adds 3...then snagging Rose gets him another 2, but his goofiness takes off 1...sooooooooooo- He is a 10 out of 10!
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? If Bella got Angela pregnant? Emmett would probably ask where Bella kept her disco stick (lol!)
4) Do you recall any Fics about Nine? Many, most of them of Bella and Riley/Diego or living with the Cullens.
5) Would two and six make a good couple? Alice and Victoria? Like fire and ice, vegetarian loves human-eater? Bubbly, happy, sees the good in everything; falling for the sort-of broody, super-evil genius, manipulative, hot-headed, but uber-beautiful one? YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Mike and Bree or Mike and Kate? Well...Bree would probably rip off Mike's head for being so eager and shallow, and Kate would most likely kill Mike with her static every time he hits on her...so Kate!
7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve in an awkward situation? Seth walked in on Alice and Bella in an awkward situation? Well, if it were awkward-romantic, his, umm, hormonal side would probably take over and he would run. But if it was awkward-fighting, he would probably try to break it up with jokes.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Carlisle and Kate, that's tough. Okay: Kate slipped and decided to try the 'meat-eaters' lifestyle, but unfortunately she wanders too much into the Cullen's hunting area. Carlisle and Edward console Kate and Carlisle starts to realize that maybe Kate isn't entirely behind her new 'lifestyle'. Is Kate just a pawn in a sick game or is it something more?
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Rosalie/Angela? Definetly, I've actually two or three of them and they're really good because Rose and Ang are complete and total opposites, which makes a good romance story.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort Fic. 'Brotherly Love'
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one? Is it just a coincidence that 4 is Emmett and Rosalie is one? But, if I had to do a plot, I would do that Rose is Edward and Alice's sister, with Carlisle as their dad. As Emmett is Jasper and Bella's older brother and their mother is Esme. Right before Carlisle and Esme announce their status, Rose and Emmett start to go out. When they realize that they will become step-siblings in a few months, will that stop them from professing their secret love?
12) Does anyone on your friends list read three slash? What?! Who could slash Carly--I mean Carlisle? But no, probably not.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven? Most definetly 8 out of 10 have read Jake at one point or another.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Yes.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? "Oh god, --insert name here--, keep going!"
16) If you wrote a song-Fic about six , what song would you choose? "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado (bcuz I can't think of another song to go with her)
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be? Rosalie/Victoria/Bella? WARNING: VIOLENCE, BDSM, FEMSLASH, THREESOME
18) What might be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two? "Love your hair...would there be some time in my future I get to my run my hands through them *wink*"
19) (7) and (8) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (9). (8), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (2) and a brief unhappy affair with (10), then follows the wise advice of (3) and finds true love with (11) Seth and Angela are in a happy relationship until Seth runs off with Bree. Angela, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Alice, a brief unhappy affair with Kate, then follows the wise advice of Carlisle and finds true love with Jacob.

Awww- ANGELA + JACOB= awesome love and adorable black-haired babies that will turn into werewolves when they're old and gray (Ang and Jake I mean)


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (not to bad though)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chap stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (does putting it on your cousin when he's sleeping count cos that was f'ing hilarious)
Like being the star of every thing


50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Blue

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My sister

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

On my DSi

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Having lunch.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Hersheys

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

I wish. (lol)

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"What was the last thing you said aloud?" (before that "I wish.")

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Cookie Dough vs. B-day Cake

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Water

10, Do you like your wallet?

Don't have one (dang it!)

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Buttered Popcorn-flavored Jelly Belly

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

I soooo wish I did, probably will on Friday (yay!)

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Glanced at my dad's soccer game (*yawn*)

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Umm...regular??

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My friend Leah

16, Ever go camping?

My parents are too gung ho about getting lost or something to take us.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Every morning.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Used to, but stopped.

19, Do you have a tan?

Nada.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Never had Chinese food (again, my parents) so pizza!

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Sometimes.

22, What did your last text message say?

Which theatre r we gng 2?

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Cheerleading practice.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

My sister's soccer award, a phone, my dad's Dell computer, pencil-holder, dad's Fortune magazine, something weird from Las Vegas, a picture of me and my sister, dad's soccer award

26, What color is your watch?

Lavender.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

"Ello' mate!"

28, What is your birthstone?

Ruby (that means I'm bossy...pffff!)

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Going in most of the time.

30, What is your favorite number?

21 (then I'm old enough to try a cocktail!)

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My cousin Annie

32, Any plans today?

Reading a Twi-fic!

33, How many states have you lived in?

Two.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

My crappy phone (wahh!!!)

35, Last song listened to?

"Love is Wicked" by Brick & Lace

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

I've tried...it didn't work...

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

We have cleaners who have every other Thursday, but they bail sometimes, so yes.

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My yellow-and-white Sketchers...but they might 'die' soon (*tear*)

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

A lot of people! *mostly stars like Kristen or Ashley for being so pretty!*

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

There are some girls jealous of my CP *crappy phone* for some weird reason. Whateversssss.

41, Do you love anyone?

Yes! Love you Kellan (Lutz) !

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Nooooooo. Hellll to the no!

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Watching TV, going on fanfic, playing sims 3 (need to get the dork out of my system before school starts!)

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Many people who have done me wrong. Many.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

In the morning, and then to annoy certain people afterwards.

46, What color is your car?

Wish I had one, but I really want a yellow Porsche (luv u Alice!), silver Volvo (luv u Eddie!), and pink Mercedes!

47, Do you like cats?

Nada.

48. Are you thinking about something right now?

Of Twilight, and Taylor Lautner's abs.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yes, it was awesome, and I SO want to go again!

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I repeatedly scraped my legs, soo annoying waiting for the dang scars to go away!

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Full Moon by summer-echo-11 reviews
Hayley Uley's life changed when she became a mermaid with Cleo, Rikki, & Emma. When she was able to cope with that change, another one occurred - moving to Forks. But along with that change comes werewolves & vampires, & the mermaids are dragged into their war.
Crossover - Twilight & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,884 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Jacob, Sam
Flawed Design by whiskey-lullaby reviews
Eventual Bellatrix/Hermione. Post OOTP. Both women need salvation, and they find it in eachother. This will be drawn out. Read if you are interested : . rating likely to change. I FINALLY UPDATED IT, 2015.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,125 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
Girls Say the Darnest Things by Tina Redwood reviews
Take a peek into your Hogwarts girls' gossips in late night, mostly about boys we all know and love. Sexually explicit. THIS IS A COMEDY FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,012 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Figure It Out by Tina Redwood reviews
Draco Malfoy thinks he can win over Hermione Granger. Blaise Zabini thinks he can win over Ginny Weasley. And it all starts with an embarrassing mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,254 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Black Coffee by therapist reviews
Rogue changed into something that threatens the X-Men, leading Charles to do something horrible. The X-Men and world have to deal with its aftermath. Thank you too all my readers! The next chapter is coming soon!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,368 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Rogue/Anna Marie
Taming the Wolf by Feyd-Rautha3 reviews
An AU with a new student in Xavier's School for the Specially gifted. Changed some characters' personalities, and kept Pyro. WARNING: There will be spanking of teens in later chapters. Don't like? Don't read then, just don't flame. Rated M just in case.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 60,781 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Pyro
Singer by Beanacre0 reviews
After the war, Hermione Granger moves to Forks to live with her Uncle and Cousin Bella. Once there, she falls for the handsome Edward Cullen. Edward helps her get over her loss in the war and move on. Warning: Mentions rape and violence. ECxHG, BSxJB
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Vampire In Bayville by DementedTwin reviews
Recruiting a new mutant was never quite so interesting, until they met Cheryl...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,619 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Wolverine/Logan
Life Happens by MIA202 reviews
Bella's a witch. She tries to tell Edward- he leaves. An incident with the Volturi. Family & friends in England. Romance on the side. When will she meet the Cullens again? You can't always guide your life they way you want it to go, sometimes life happens
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,057 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella
Fallen Angel by XSpike4evaX reviews
An arrangement has been made, a marriage must transpire, Luna and Draco are bound together because of a peice of parchment. Neither of them ever expected their marriage would untangle such a web of lies from their parents past. Set in DH minor spoliers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 193,130 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 3/15/2008 - [Draco M., Luna L.]
Revenge is Sweet by x.x.LoveThatLasts.x.x reviews
After Edward leaves in New Moon, Bella is devastated...but then she is seeking her revenge. But how do you get revenge on a hundred year old vampire? Quite simple, actually. Do what he would hate the most. It's time to meet the dark side of Isabella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,266 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken by PrettyMuchHercules reviews
Alex must escape to the world of Twilight after someone changes her life forever.
Crossover - Twilight & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,007 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Jacob, Alex R. - Complete
Where I belong by its not you its me reviews
Carlisle and Esme are adopting again. Can a neglected foster child find their place in the world? read and review please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,347 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4749 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Built on a Lie by FrozenSoldier reviews
Angela Weber held a secret she couldn't share with anyone. What happens when that secret lands her in the middle of the forest with the truth about the Cullens real identities fresh on her mind? AU *on hiatus*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 150,666 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Angela, Jasper
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4891 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight in a Nutshell by Mits reviews
Parody summary of the Twilight Series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Elementalist by haang reviews
Ever since Bella could remember, she could control water and earth. Call it witch craft, nature's gift, or impossible, Bella has named herself an Elementalist. No one knows about her powers, not even her family. And then the Cullens show up. CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN. BETA/MOTIVATIONAL COACH NEEDED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Woman's Touch by The Kit Kat Ninja reviews
Femslash. Smut. And lots of it. Each chapter consists of a different pairing, of all kinds, and a different story. This Chapter: Bella/Angela - Elbows down. Pinkies up. That's the way you sip my cup.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Angela, Bella
Passion's Flame by jigglemeter729 reviews
Hermione has never encountered anyone like Arianna Demetrius but when fate intervenes will she be able to ignore passion's flame as it begins to consume her heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,173 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Hermione G., OC
Luminescence by Avanwolf reviews
AU. Bella's always been a little different. Glowing skin and malfunctioning electrical devices are only a small part of the problem. No, Bella's also attracted a vampire. A vampire who's name doesn't end in 'Cullen'. Victoria/Bella Femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 10/8/2009 - [Bella, Victoria] - Complete
Back to Black by Vamp-by-Night reviews
Sequel to "Vampire and the Socialite". Heartbreak of NewMoon proportions thrusts Blair back into her elite word of scandals, drugs, and of course Gossip Girl. Reckless? What’s a heartbroken girl to do in NYC? Especially with the big bad Chuck around...
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,619 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Blair, Edward
Moonlight by DisneyRBD reviews
Hermione disappeared after the incident in the Department of Mysteries. Everyone believes she is dead. 2 years later, a vampire comes to Hogwarts and will brings chaos in the night. What really happened to Hermione Jane Granger? REWRITTEN!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,626 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Hermione G., OC
Secret Vanilla Letters by pauseplay reviews
I was trapped - the corpses scattered around me were the proof. I was trapped and the crimson eyes loomed in the darkness of the throne room. I was trapped and given an ultimatum to survive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,215 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Caius - Complete
For Eternity by monksmama reviews
150 years after Edward leaves, 149 years after Bella's death, Jasper stumbles across a new novel. Nothing is as it seems. Who is Eve? Who are the Guardians? What are the consequences of secrets not kept?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Guide to Losing a Player in One Date by sleepyvalentina reviews
...Without Resorting to Sex. In 1986, first-year med student Carlisle Cullen was not only on top of the world, but he'd also been on top of the majority of his female classmates. Can Esme Masen beat him at his own game? A FGB piece for katydid13. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,041 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Wolf Pass by cassmo451 reviews
This is my idea of how and who Leah imprints, and how it effects the pack when she does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,815 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Leah
Reflection by xPaige Turnerx reviews
AU. '...I looked down at the lifeless body pooled at my feet, not surprised it didn't have a heartbeat. But...where the hell was mine' Takes place just before graduation in New Moon. Alice/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,237 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Bella, Alice
The Chestral Thrust of DOOM and Sunshine by ImInUrForkzEatinUrHumanz reviews
Massie Block moves to Forks High School and tries to beguile Edward, Emmett, and Jasper with her non-existant feminine charm.
Crossover - Clique & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Massie B.
Bella's secret by H.M.T.H reviews
Bella comes to Forks with a secret. She's a mermaid. If just one drop a water touches her skin she turns into a mermaid. What happens when she meets the very much vampire Cullens in the wettest place in the U.S continental?
Crossover - Twilight & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,222 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella
Everlasting by Lunar Calling reviews
DP/Twilight crossover. Simple terms: Danny runs away from home after injuring people around him and meets the Cullen's, but they are not the only ones showing interest in this depressed halfa... DISCONTINUED, Adopted by Midnight Phantasma!
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Blair Waldorf And The Hat by licensedtolive reviews
But in his duty prompt at every call, he watched and wept, he prayed and felt for all." - Oliver Goldsmith. Blair Waldorf meets the Hat for a sorting, and the Hat sees Blair's future. Blair/Draco
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,818 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sorting Hat, Blair
Slytherin by This.Is.SCRUMPTIOUS reviews
Paige Hollands is a not-so-popular Slytherin at Hogwart's. After three years of cruel torture from fellow Slytherins, she decides that she's had enough. She takes the summer before her fourth year to change the way she looks, and plan revenge on the princ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,080 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Draco M., OC
Didn't Happen by Kimmydonn reviews
Jake's first sexual experience is that last thing he expected. Entry for the Alternate Shippers challenge: www. fanfiction. net/u/2333273/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Fredward Black by Wulver reviews
Since a series of murders has started in Seattle, Freddie's been growing up. Fast. Mrs. Benson frightened by this calls someone she hasn't seen or talked to in fifteen years. Freddie's father. Disclaimer: Don't own anything. Starts before newborn fight.
Crossover - Twilight & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Jacob, Freddie B.
Twilight: Truth or Dare by Autumnstar17 reviews
What will happen when you've got the entire cast of Twilight locked in a room with a questionably sane director and an infinite number of truths and dares? Well, there's only one way to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,067 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
Bad Romance by CrImSoN-DrIzZlE reviews
Imagine that the only family you had left you. Left you to rot and die in prison. Now imagine that you had escaped. 14 years of suffering, finally over. Then what? Don't know?..Bellatrix Lestrange does. It's gonna be fun. .:Lesbians:. R&R! ...Auntie Lou x
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bellatrix L., N. Tonks
Powers collide by BashT reviews
Max Russo accidentally tries out a spell which transported him and his siblings, Alex and Justin, along with Harper in to a book. There they realizes that their power are useless so they must learn new magic in order to get back home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,978 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009
I'm a Mutant? by Zanzibar1 reviews
I've never believed that the Mutant's were all dangerous. I'm sure that many just wanted to live their lives like normal people and turned into criminals because others didn't understand this. What I never thought was possible was that I ended up with the awakened X gene and an offer to join two different groups and a war between two mutants and I'm the key to either sides victory.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,855 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
For Better Or Worse by DemetriaFeels reviews
Sometimes in life, we make mistakes. It's up to you to decide if they're for better or worse. Mitchie/Alex pairing. Femslash. Don't like, don't read. Rating: M.
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 188,772 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Alex R., Mitchie T. - Complete
Find My Place by Saxyad18 reviews
Rose and Bella bond, but when the Cullens return from hunting, the new friendship tears the family apart. Can the Cullens salvage the family before it falls into ruin? Who is sacrificed for the benefit of the rest? And who commits the ultimate betrayal?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,948 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Some Myths are Meant to be True by emmettsmyfave reviews
What if when Bella said that if Angela turned out to be a witch, she was right? And what happens when Angela goes down to La Push to find Bella? What about Ben? What are witches supposed to do anyway? Same major points as Eclipse. Discontinued
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,189 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Angela, Seth
Stellar Evolution by CarlyRenee reviews
This is a continuation of the alternate ending I wrote to Eclipse but i decided to make this into its own seperate thing because its going to be very long. This is about Brees life with the Cullens after they save her from the Volturi. Full of suspense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bree
Changing Worlds by Rogue River Rat reviews
AU: When a secret is revealed about Rogue the lives of the X-Men could change forever. I suck at summaries, first fanfic so please be nice!
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Rogue/Anna Marie
Twilight Intruder by Intense Stare reviews
Brooke is transported into the world of Twilight. Will she fight to get back or will she just enjoy the ride. What will she do when she meets the stunning Edward Cullen WARNING-my main character is non-canon. Rated M just to be safe. Edward/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,182 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
iHogwarts by InvisibleNinja411 reviews
Dear Carly Shay, Samantha Puckett, and Fredward Benson. You have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry....When the iCarly gang heads to Hogwarts, what could possibly happen?
Crossover - Harry Potter & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009
Red wine Stains by LilleHannigan reviews
OOC AU "My name is Bella Swan. I have blue eyes and an impressive collection of lesbian porn because, well, masturbating on your own is depressing. I lack decency, modesty, courtesy and many other qualities ending in -y." Bella goes to rehab...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,890 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Concrete Angel by Tutor-girl-107 reviews
This is a story about domestic abuse. Mature themes, please R&R. Not good at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
When Twisted Hopes Become Reality by SmilezPeepz reviews
Haven't you ever wished to jump into Twilight and be with your favorite characters? Join Zandra Brooks on her unexpected trip to Forks, meeting the infamous Cullen clan! Will she make it back home? Will she survive the the vampire/werewolf world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,595 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Jacob, Edward
I Am Not a Robot by sheepgoMOO reviews
What's the extent you would go to to help a friend? Mainly Leah's POV, Bree comes into it later. Rated T for safety. Sorry, I'm really bad at summaries!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Leah, Bree
The invisible twin by Mo-Jansen reviews
AU Bella and her sister, Vanessa, move to Forks where Bella is still the invisible twin. She meets Edward and becomes close to the Cullens, while her sister befriends the La Push pack. Will they end up on different sides of a war or unite both covens?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,967 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Sharpest Lives by Lady of the Myst reviews
Edward leaves and Bella is left to pick up the pieces of her life once again. But she also does some soul searching. Did he ever really love her? My version Bella has a personality, you might not like it if you're pro Bella and Edward!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,192 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Bella, Jacob
A Fine Crystal by mrs.mythical reviews
Based on a What if? scenario. What if Bree Tanner hadn't gotten killed by the Volturi? How would her life change, along with the Cullens' and Bella's? Rated T just to be safe because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,815 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Bree
Mike's Return by theonlygingerasian reviews
Mike comes home for summer break. What happens when he sees a Bella shaped blur and an Edward shaped running through the forest? After Breaking Dawn, some stupidity - for Mike. CHAPTER 19 is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,838 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Mike, Edward
Mea Culpa by Raven Jadewolfe reviews
Rosalie McCarty would be a lesbian if she didn't love Emmett so much, and she hides her preferences from all but her husband. Everything changes the day she comes upon a vision dancing in the rain. femslash 18 and over only ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,854 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Rosalie, Alice
A Freak of Both Worlds by Yaa reviews
Harry Potter Xover. Following a certain event, Rogue gets accepted into Hogwarts, and is now forced to deal with not only her mutation, and magical powers, but something else entirely...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,473 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Rogue/Anna Marie
Suffering For Desire by The Insanity of Miss Spark reviews
What happens when the Dark Lord tells Bellatrix to "dispose" of her filthy half-blood niece? Femmeslash ensues. Bellatrix/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bellatrix L., N. Tonks
I am Bella's Replacement hear me roar by bemysevendwarves reviews
I have entered the Twilight world, where I know everything about Edward, i lick notes and pass them im classes, and table sex is soooo not on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,173 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward
The Adventure of Wing Girl and The Lipstick Lounge by Lavellan-ofthe-FreeMarches reviews
After suffering a bad break-up, Bella's gay sister Rose convinces her to leave the Ben and Jerry's at home for one night to be her 'Wing Girl' at the new lesbian club opening in town..'M' for femmeslash lemons -'Fun With Your Clothes On' now extended.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,022 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella
iKissed Shelby Marx by patricia51 reviews
Shelby starts teaching Carly martial arts. Carly can no longer hold back her attraction to the other girl. Femslash. Carly/Shelby. Rated "M"
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/2/2010 - [Carly S., Shelby M.] - Complete
Best Sleepover Ever by Hot Lovin reviews
Set during Eclipse. Bella is being babysat by none other than our favorite little pixie! Hilarity ensues when Alice makes Bella do illegal, naughty things... Will Alice be able to confess her attraction along the way? Bad summary, good story. :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Alice, Bella
The Game by Hearing the woRd reviews
In a world of boys and girls, physical attraction is unavoidable. In Westchester, it's considered a game. A game of hard-to-get rarely mastered. When life starts to get a little bland in high school, one new boy might just trigger Massie's need to play.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,681 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010
Hunted Hunter by the-dark-princess-of-awsome reviews
Taylerr Grey finds that hunting vampires makes a very good hobby but when she has to move from her home in oregon to live with her mother in forks, how will she handle being surrounded by vamps and other mystical creatures? First Fanfic R&R PLEASE! OC!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,592 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Embry
The Clique Meets Harry Potter by Biebertastic reviews
Massie needs to start going to school with her nerdy cousin, Hermione. And nothing in the world can make this situation any worse than it already is... EXCEPT for the ugly uniforms! Ick!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Massie B.
A Lifetime of Choices by Alice Lupin reviews
Draco Malfoy is getting married to a woman he has no interest in. When he finds something that is worth living for can he give up his inheritance for happiness? Sequel to 'Precious Choices'. Written in Draco's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,588 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cullen's meet K'ford by twilight642531 reviews
10 years after Breaking Dawn but we're still the same age. The Cullen's are moving again. This time they move to one of the rainiest places in England, Kingswinford. What will happen when a bunch of human girls see the Cullen's but also know their secret?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,231 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
Eclipse Parody by Annie Cullen xx reviews
With the movie due out in one month time, I thought I'd treat you to a Parody of it. Bella's euphemisms and Jacob crying over a pen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010
Suck It Up by IRead2DamnMuch reviews
With just one phrase, the whole Cullen house is turned upside down. Alice sees Rosalie's future go blank, and Emmett just happens to walk in at the wrong, but very right moment. JacobxRosaliexEmmett. Edward and Bella have to listen. I don't own it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
Deceptive Prey by Here'sTo reviews
Alice and Rosalie have caught their prey, Bella, but they quickly find out she's not as helpless or...Eatable as she first seemed. M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Just Wanted To Help by Cerlyn reviews
Hermione is being swamped with her schoolwork; late one night in the library, exhausted and needing a break, she turns to an age old ritual. Luna comes across her vulnerable friend. Will Luna truly be able to help Hermione, or just hinder her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Written on Her Heart by Ravished.Heart reviews
Someone has found a new love, and its all because she didnt want to be eaten. T for possible situations. Please R&R. contains OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Aro
Q&A: Clique Style by join.me.in.the.thunder reviews
The PC and Briarwood Boys are trapped in a room together, forced to answer questions asked by YOU! Ready or not, the questions will come, and come without a warning. R&R to ask questions
Clique - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010
Just To Know You're Alive by i-lovedyoufirst reviews
Jessica makes Jasper feel alive. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Jasper, Jessica - Complete
Vicious Circle by Jack Tamara reviews
At Beverly Hills Champion High School, the alliances are shifting. Friends are now enemies, and enemies are turning into allies. Nobody knows who and what to trust anymore. Only one thing's for certain: someone is bound to suffer the ugly consequences.
Clique - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,094 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009
Operation Seduce The Leech by Stephycats7785 reviews
Leah and Edward are on their honeymoon and it seems to be going perfect until Edward decides being intimate with Leah is to dangerous. Leah does not agree with him and plans to do whatever she can to seduce him. *Now complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,750 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Leah, Edward - Complete
Bella Gomez by ericastwilight reviews
Written for the There Will Be Blood Contest. Unexpected visitors surprise the Cullen Family, one from Jasper's past, the other held against her will. Inexplicable things happen that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
iGoToHogwarts by The QAS reviews
Who really was Sam's father?
Crossover - Harry Potter & iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Draco M., Sam P.
Deadly Attraction by Organs Sold Seperately reviews
So the Lion fell in love with the Lamb, but what if the Wolf fell in love with with the Lioness? Emmett left without explanation, leaving all the Cullens confused and sore. But could Jacob heal Rosalie's wounds? Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,212 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie
Twilight karaoke by lionluver1918 reviews
Twilight characters sing random songs throughout their life.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,335 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009
Susan and the X Men by InkredibleRed reviews
This is the story of a made up girl, Susan Foresture, and her experiences at the Xavier Institute.
Crossover - X-Men & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,736 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009
Lost Sister Found by Jess Maximoff reviews
Before Pietro and Wanda, Magneto had another child, Anya. But she died in a fire years ago. Didn't she?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Quicksilver/Pietro M., Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. - Complete
Mad Love by BURNING PIXIE reviews
Esme is mad at Carlisle and things take an interesting turn. Rated M cause I'm paranoid. Ther's a little bit of lime..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Almost by savanasi reviews
A trek home from Hogsmeade goes horribly awry for a one Hermione Granger. Rated for language and perhaps content later on. Some sort of romance will possibly bloom. And that's all you get, folks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,807 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Love You? by Name On The Spine reviews
A tale of confusion, love and a little bit of the snarky Holly and Juliet humor we love. This is meant to be a tear-jerker sorry. T for language and probable content. Jolliet. Pairing-Flames will be used to roast you alive. Real flames make me happy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Holly S., Juliet B.
Esme's Revenge by hollyhalebnichorelloregelolove reviews
Esme gets revenge on Charles...just a little something I thought of after reading Rosalie's revenge. It's a little OOC, but I thought it was cool. Plus, something to tide you over while you wait for my other stories!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Esme - Complete
Stick It by xx.Meryl reviews
ALL HUMAN. 13 year old Rosalie Hale's world seems to be falling apart. Rosalie tries to hide behind a tough exterior but when gorgeous Emmett Cullen comes along Rose can't help but let her guard down. RosalieXEmmet / RosalieXEsme -- Cannon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,387 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Rosalie, Esme
Mind Over Matter by Banks Inc reviews
Bella and Alex have a strange connection when Bella is turning into a vampire. What will happen when Alex leaves New York to find out how to undo what has happened? What will the Cullens do when the unsuspecting Russos walk into a house full of vampires?
Crossover - Twilight & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,424 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Alex R. - Complete
Instrument Rumors by 506thpir reviews
"You know, they say trumpet players are the best kissers." Jade said, still smirking. "I've heard that." "Is it true?" "I don't know." they admited. "Want to find out?"
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Cat V., Jade W. - Complete
WTF by myster.ysock2 reviews
If you've read a million fics and are seeing a theme, this may give you a chuckle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella - Complete
Mother May I? by restlessxpen reviews
Fresh from their wedding day, Edward and Bella are eager to indulge in the one thing they've been putting off, but Esme just as desperately wants someone to enjoy her Mushroom Ravioli. *Entry for the Wrong Kind of Monster in Law contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Come Clean by shalu reviews
AU/AH Esme has the hots for her son Jasper's coach, but she thinks she's too old for him. Odds are she's wrong. Jasper's birthday pool party might provide the occasion for them both to come clean. Written for the Support Stacie Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Emmett, Esme - Complete
Fade to Black by LadyEccentricities reviews
::ON HIATUS:: Waking up in a strange place is last thing Jacob Black needed. But the last things he expected was to meet the main girl of the last book he read. That girl was Hermione Granger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,411 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Hermione G., Jacob
Nothing But a Lie by just.unique91 reviews
Mitchie Torres couldn't be trusted, but Tess Tyler had discovered this much too late... Mitchie/Tess
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,441 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Tess T., Mitchie T.
Cullens On Jerry Springer by ShanteRenee reviews
Have you ever thought about it? The Cullens are a pretty mixed up family! From Best friends sleeping with your child to werewolves and vampires! Yes, you heard it right, folks, this is a Jerry Springer EXCLUSIVE! We have tons of new episodes this season!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010
False Sunrise by etherealloveliness reviews
Set after Edward leaves in New Moon. Victoria comes and bites Bella, who goes to find the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,645 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella
Take Me On The Floor by ConflictedCalypso reviews
One-shot. Song-fic. AlicexBella. Definately rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Involuntary by RenesmeeSamantha Carlie RoyalC reviews
What if Bella gave birth to the little EJ in her dreams? How would that change everything? Rated T for language. I own nothing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Bella, Leah
i sliced off your angel wings by sunniedee reviews
She was the epitome of all that was wrong. You loved her. Rated T for drug use please R & R :D !
Clique - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Massie B., Josh H. - Complete
My Back To A Closing Door by etherealloveliness reviews
No. She was not running away from home. She was running away from herself. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Bree, Victoria - Complete
Incestuous Debauch by Allegra.Jane.Alec reviews
The Cullen's have a very open and incestuous sex life. When they move to forks they find a potential new member for the family's most enjoyable practices. Would Bella ever join? Rated M for Sex, Lesbianism, Homosexuality and of course Incest./AH and OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,410 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 9/15/2008
Dictionary Of Twilight Words by AliceSwift reviews
A dictionary for all of TwiWord needs. For which Twilighters, Fanpires, and Twihards who need to expand their Twilight vocab. Features AliceSwift and Hp-Twil-Fan
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010
Dying Embers by Slave2Writing reviews
Andromeda needed Bellatrix to hurt. But it was only through Narcissa that she could. Andromeda/Narcissa but it's all about Bellatrix. It always is. Femslash. Incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Lighting the Way by etherealloveliness
Bellatrix Black always thought of herself as a proud woman, lighting the way for others, not the COMMON way, but the better way. And sometimes the better way is a dark place where you have to fend for yourself. Written for The 500 Prompt Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Forest Encounter by LovelyLittleLullaby reviews
Sam sent Leah to the Cullen's house to run an errand. Leah didn't make it that day, something a little more interesting distracted her. FEMMESLASH/FEMSLASH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Leah, Rosalie - Complete
Some Like It Freezing by Hearing the woRd reviews
With Winter Formal, Christmas dinner, and a New Years party coming up, Massie is brimming with excitement. In Westchester, winter season is undoubtedly the busiest season. And while "some like it hot" others prefer it freezing.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010
Forever Starts Tonight by Torqueo Animadverto reviews
Ten teenagers are left home alone. They have options. One, be bored for the entire weekend. Two, throw an unforgettable house party. Let me tell you, my friends, unforgettable it will be.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,606 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008
Seven Deadly Sinners by Paper Pearls reviews
Seven sins. Seven drabbles. Seven characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Designers and Devils by chaylynlove reviews
After her friends labeled her LBR, Massie Block moved to Italy, 2 years later she comes back even classier than she was before. Will Alicia be up to the challenge? Will Claire show her true colors? Rated T for Swearing. ON HIATUS
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009
Into the World of Twilight by A.A. Silver reviews
This is a fanfic about me and my friends entering the Twilight universe. Please R&R and give suggestions for parts I should do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,855 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 12/2/2008
Not What It Used To Be by Nikki Von Dratch reviews
Jennifer/Needy. FEMSLASH.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Complete
Not the Only Blonde by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Jacob tells jokes, not to just Rosalie, but to all the Cullens. What will Jacob get in return, as pay back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Force by Xx starlight-moon xX reviews
Drabble, 100 words, for the "Write A Pairing You Dislike" challenge on xoxLewrahxox's Forum. Bellatrix Lestrange and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
Songbook: OL by songbook reviews
A collection of ficlets inspired by songs that portray a certain relationship. These 10 chapters relate to Ororo Storm and Logan Wolverine.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Storm/Ororo M., Wolverine/Logan
Precious Choices by Alice Lupin reviews
Hermione receives a letter signed 'Prince Not-so-charming' asking her to meet him. Should she go? And if she does, what will be the consequences of her actions?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Heartbreak Warfare by dress her up in fairytales reviews
One-shot. Esme/Rosalie. She felt an indescribable connection with the eighteen-year-old despite there being few words spoken.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Esme, Rosalie - Complete
The Everlasting by kuoco reviews
Angela wanted to live happily ever after. She didn't want much and she certainly didn't expect much. But when she takes a once in a lifetime opportunity, she finds herself in Italy. And undead. Angela-centric, Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,455 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Angela
Trouble in Paradise by lirio de amor reviews
The Cullens have a great life, but it is not always perfect. Being internal teenagers is bound to cause some angst. Several OneShots that are sequenced together, have had them written for months. Mild OC. little to no Edward/bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Tabula Rasa by Guns and Drums reviews
I was not in a sound frame of mind when I wrote this. I wouldn't be offended if you never read it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,174 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bree - Complete
The New Twilight: Starring you by Fleur du Destin reviews
If you ever wanted to be in twilight this is for you. Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight and I probably never will. Still need more characters! REWRITE DONE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,483 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008
No More Stay Puft Marshmallow Man by ObsessedMom by The Cougar Revolution reviews
At sixteen she thought she had met the man of her dreams, turns out he is nothing more than the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Twenty years later she is dreaming long and hard…oops...about something long and hard. Will she find the man of her dreams?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Jessica - Complete
Never Old Enough by lirio de amor reviews
Alice does not always feel as if she belongs with the rest of her siblings. What happens when Alice let's this cloud her visions, and she takes her attitude to far? Slightly OC. Normal pairing. Mother/Daughter bonding.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice, Esme - Complete
Never Cease to Surprise by septasonicxx reviews
Draco gets a detention he doesn't deserve, but then Pansy shows up and forces him to read from Twilight. They are unexplainably transported into the book and meet none other than Bella and Edward. What happens when Cedric shows up?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Draco M., Bella - Complete
All She Wanted by AcidxSunshine reviews
Rogue's view on the world around her and her burning desire to touch.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Rogue/Anna Marie
Stuck by Kitten Little reviews
Preface: My name is Bree, Breanne, really. I think I'm fourteen, but I don't know because I'm not human. I'm stuck like this, confused, hurting, blood thristy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,876 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bree - Complete
Actors Hooked on Fan Fiction by Erica.K.Bailey reviews
The Actors of Twilight get Hooked on Twilight Fan Fiction...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,929 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
What to Do? by garnetmystery reviews
Bella is bored at home when all of a sudden an unexpected visitor drops in. FEMSLASH! Esme/Bella Don't like don't read
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Betrayal by I'm Like Hey What's Up Hello reviews
And as Bellatrix pulled her only sister into her embrace, she lit her wand and burned the last of her pictures, memories and feelings for Andromeda Tonks. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Twilight: The Parody II by Annie Cullen xx reviews
What do you get when you cross Vampires and and overly obsessive fan? Twilight Parody!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010
Justice is Blind by Cullens Incarcerated reviews
Entry for the Cullens Incarcerated Contest. Justice is blind, isn’t it? It may be, but is that always a good thing? If someone doesn’t remember her crime at all, can she truly be guilty? If someone did it for a good reason, can she truly be innocent?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Alice, Rosalie
A Waking Nightmare by Mismatched.Harmony reviews
Charlie walks in to check on Bella one night only to find Edward with her. Quick one-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Charlie S. - Complete
Desolation Row by Cullens Incarcerated reviews
Entry for the Cullens Incarcerated Contest. Accused of murdering her lover Bella is sent to prison in the 1930's. Her roommate is known simply as The Bloody Bride and seems proud of the title. What will become of this?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,170 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Rosalie
Switched by cuzimaw3som317 reviews
For now, this is ONLY a beginning. If enough people like it, maybe I'll finish it. What happens when two opposite girls become 'switched? And, just maybe, what if they aren't as different as they first thought?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Jean Grey
The Fan Girl On The Other Side of The Wall by An Emotional Vampire reviews
The Cullens live in an apartment - next door to a fangirl and hear the mumblings of the girl reading Twilight Fanfiction! *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
Sapphic Copulation by Cullens Incarcerated reviews
Entry for the Cullens Incarcerated Contest. Sinister parasites prowl in the night, lurking cell to cell to feed on the caged and helpless. In the darkest hour of a lonely day, a shining glimmer of hope ignites between two cell mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Bella, Alice
And So The Alice Fell In Love With The Bella by xPaige Turnerx reviews
Alice comes back in New Moon when she sees Bella jump off the cliff. "I won't be your Edward." One shot. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Pleasure and Pain by kolchaksghost reviews
Edward leaves and NM, Bella wants revenge. She is found by Ciaus, Athenadora and Jane. My attempt at a Dark Bella fic. Bella/Jane femslash. AU, Dark Themes. Mature readers only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,079 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Bella - Complete
Caught on Camera by Mystique84 reviews
Charles is not very happy with Logan and Ororo, and shows them security tapes of them giving a bad example. Well, half the X-men team want to know what's up, but after they do, they wish they didn't. Cute and funny Loro
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Storm/Ororo M., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
You Sing To Me by septentrion reviews
Bella meets her singer, Hermione Granger. How much self-control does she have? Written for Ayerf.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hermione G., Bella - Complete
Caught In The Net by Saxyad18 reviews
Before she saw her as her mother, Rosalie thought of Esme as an older sister. How does a trip to New York to find her wedding dress change their relationship? One-shot from Rosalie's perspective. Pre-Twilight/ Rosalie's and Emmett's first wedding c. 1937.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Rosalie, Esme - Complete
I Know That You Know That I Know by shyath reviews
Femslash. Blair/Serena. Drabble.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Blair, Serena - Complete
Scouting: A Rosalie X Leah Story by calhale reviews
What happens when Rosalie goes "tanning" in the wrong spot? Why does sex in the forest sound like a good idea? Why does Jacob get punched in the face? Why is Seth talking to Edward on the phone? These questions will be answered. Rosalie X Leah. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Rosalie, Leah - Complete
50 Things to do in an Elevator by MusicRises reviews
This is a little story about the Cullen's spending there summer in an elevator.Pulling tricks and messing with poor, innocent, random pedestrians in the elevator. I hope you enjoy. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Emmett
Night Before Christmas by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Next installment of 'adventures of Gemmett Series', if you want a laugh.. read this.... All Cannon, don't need to have read Vampire Screams first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Wizards of Forks by yatasu reviews
The Russo family moved to Forks, meeting the Cullens. Will they become enemies or friends? What unforgettable events will occur? Will the Volturi be involved because "humans" know their secret? Will a battle start? Please read and R&R!
Crossover - Twilight & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009
The Pretty Committee's Nightmares by loveroftacobell reviews
Every person has nightmares, including yours truly. But really, have you ever had to stop and think, "What do Massie, Dylan, Alicia, Kristen, and Claire have nightmares of?
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009
Invincible by eeniemeenie reviews
She was beyond help- beyond repair. Armed with an eating disorder, to-die-for looks, and something of a trust problem, Dylan Marvil, former model-meets-runaway is fully prepared to take Westchester by storm. Warning: anorexia nervosa, swearing.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Dylan M.
Pools and Zippers by OneDarkBella reviews
A fan meets a Twilight cast member and a hot encounter occurs. This is a very short story but one hot scene!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Jacob - Complete
First Contact by Syrin Xerxes reviews
A little werewolf is stuck on a building with it’s guest enjoying themselves. Unable to take it anymore she runs away only to be caught by Jane. How will she escape the famous Volturi Guard? Jane/OC Femslash, SMUT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Jane - Complete
The Forbidden Key by beegurl13 reviews
Will two friends, a table full of drinks, a Christmas tree trimmed with key chains, and a secret crush be able to unlock a hidden passion? An O/S for the Who’s Under Your Tree contest, written by beegurl13 & BittenBee. A/E Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,344 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Red Satin by etherealloveliness reviews
Through the pain a voice came. "But dear child, you'll be stronger." The person who condemned me to this unthinkable torture. Aro. Aro of the Volturi... Aro changes Bella when seeing the potential in her after dropping in to visit the vacant Cullen home
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella
Inktravel by GwinsDavineRaven reviews
Aura has gotten into trouble... well actually a book: Twilight. Entering the world of vampires she has to cope and deal with the vampires and werewolves as she searches to find a way home. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Esme's Setback by cassmo451 reviews
This is a one shot moment brought on when I was reading Eclipse for again and Rosalie starts to explain her story to Bella. She states that her record is almost is better than Esme's and almost as good as Carlisle's. This is Esme's setback.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
The Hunting Trip by ShatteredHeart98 reviews
Bella has become a vampire and could not be happier, but when her and her new family go on a hunt, she is unexpectedly paired up with Rosalie. Will their hatred grow, or will they find friendship in the forest? New tests await as a beast lurks inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Designing Woman by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Esme is an interior designer and Jasper is her much younger client. Sparks will fly. O/S, smut, AU/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Esme, Jasper - Complete
Crimson Love by ShatteredHeart98 reviews
The cold and heartless Victoria saves Bella from her cliff dive, blaming it on the fact that she shares a lost loved one, but is that really all there is in her desperate act to keep her safe? Victoria/Bella Pariring - Sorry if it's a little cliche
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Victoria, Bella - Complete
Without You by Savannahbobanna reviews
Bella is on her own when she finds the clearing. When Laurent finds her there, her werewolf saviors are nowhere to be found. Is Laurent a good guy, or will his bad side overcome him? I deleted it... for some reason. I can't really remember why...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,132 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella, Laurent - Complete
Relatively Adopted by fooosel reviews
What happens if a long lost relative appears mysteriously at an orphanage? Why does this person look so hauntingly like a certain pixie like, future-seeing member of the Cullen family? And when the Cullens decide to adopt... AU/After BD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Alice
You Want to Bet On That? by FrozenSoldier reviews
One Shot: Jasper bets that Emmett can't go a full hour without laughing. Emmett never backs away from a bet. Jasper never loses them. Part of the "I was laughing too loud in La Push" one-shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Twilight Gone Wild by paulinatheweena reviews
Twilight characters express their true feelings. Humor. Rated T for language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
50 Things To Do When You're Bored Vampire Style by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. Except now Bella is one of them. Sometimes other people are bought into the insaness. You never know what they are up to now...Since nothing is holding them back now. Chapter 6: Canoeing Pumpkin Style
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
The Vampire and the Socialite by Vamp-by-Night reviews
Previously: Material Girl. Blair Waldorf’s been banished…to Forks! A certain sparkly vampire better watch out, diamonds ARE a girl's best friend. Blr/E. Twi-verse. No Bella.
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,317 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Blair, Edward - Complete
Imitations and Hallucinations by LolliNirvana reviews
When Brooke gets sent to rehab, Evie gets back together with Tracy, but Tracy has to face the realization that she loves Evie, and Evie may never love her. TracyxEvie
Thirteen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2009
Phallic Vegetables Are Never Enough by ultracat75 reviews
Carlisle's been one busy mo-fo since becoming chief of surgery, leaving Esme at home singin’ the lonely housewife blues. Can a new feisty BFF help Esme get her sexy groove back? One-shot for Esme’s Erotic Ecstasy Contest. AH/OOC canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Vampire Screams by TheSpoiltOne reviews
We have never laughed so hard! Halloween is upon the cullens, they decide to go Camping. Emmett desides to tell a little story. Things don't go quite as planned. Cannon. Collaboration with Footroza.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
In The Mist Lies Death by Rinean reviews
X-Men/Harry Potter/Silent Hill crossover. When the students at the X-Men's school go on a field trip, they end up crash landing on a strip of abandoned highway, covered in a thick fog. Harry and friends soon find themselves in the same place...please R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,965 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
50 Things The Twilight Saga Taught Us by dazzleme15 reviews
The title says it all. What did the twilight teach us?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beach Day by Brandersnatch reviews
Jacob, Nessie, and Leah are at the beach... but things don't go exactly as planned. Leah's POV. Rated for some language. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Leah, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Untold Affairs by AgentMandark reviews
“Renesmee…there’s something you should know about Jacob…and your mom.” A heart-to-heart talk turns into some disturbing news. Two-shot. Set a few years after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Leah
Body and Soul by Addicted to Edward Cullen reviews
What will it mean for Edward when Bella's and Jessica's souls switch bodies?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,378 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hunter by lgmrkm reviews
Anna, a vampire hunter, has faced alot in her life. She begins to question everything she knows when she meets the Cullens and the Quileute wolves. An unlikely partnership against the newborns is created. Told mostly through OC. Better sum on pgs R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 158,610 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by eeniemeenie reviews
They pretend that they’re above you, perfection in every way possible. But they, too, have faults, Achilles heels’ of their own- they just know how to hide them. Credit to whoever thought of it, because I definitely didn't. Oneshot.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
A Demon in Grimmauld Place by Carrie Anne 24 reviews
After the dementors attack Harry, the Order is concerned about Voldemort’s ability to entice dark creatures to his side. Everyone thinks they are safe until they notice a terrifying creature near Headquarters- a creature with blue fur.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009
In the Case of One Month Old Renesmee by sleepyvalentina reviews
A crack fic in honor of Limona's birthday. Bella goes on a talk show to determine the father of her baby. This is not meant to be taken seriously AT ALL. ooc/ah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Haunted by Kimmeth reviews
The Cullens’ perfectly ordered world is turned upside down when Esme sees a face she never expected to encounter again. Suddenly the hunt is on, and there can be only one victor… post T pre NM. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,743 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Esme - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 2,792 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wolfgirl And The Corset by Darkira reviews
"Come, I'll show you something." I told her. "That is if you can take the bloodsucker scent." I said in a teasing, daring tone. I was pushing her buttons and we both knew it. - Entry for Les Femmes Noires contest. Femmeslash, Alice&Leah, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Alice, Leah - Complete
Broken Pawn by Masamune's Song reviews
Parody of 'Breaking Dawn.' Warning: Hater alert.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight the Rewrite by Tprinces reviews
Tired of vampires who sparkle? Wish Bella was less of a Mary Sue? Hoping in vain that Edward could some how be less of a pansy? It's all here in Twilight the Rewrite: How it should have been written.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,735 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sweet Revenge by AHelm by TwiSlash Unveiled reviews
Maybe it was the anger taking me over as it seethed from every pore in my body, but what I wanted was revenge." Sometimes, we surprise ourselves. Leah/Rose. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Leah, Rosalie - Complete
How Many? by MsKathy by TwiSlash Unveiled reviews
A peek into the future, and a look back at the past, with Alice and Victoria.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Alice, Victoria - Complete
Later by Yuri Space Pirate reviews
Something horrible happens to one of the most popular students of Beverly Hills High School. Sam, Clover and Alex are then sent to investigate the crime. GirlXGirl, yuri, femslash
Totally Spies - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,874 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/24/2006
Changes by yeuxdessirene reviews
Tonks/Hermione - It began with a fumbled first time. An auror and a bookworm, meet. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2009 - N. Tonks, Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet Escape by Sara Winters reviews
There was something about their vulnerabilty that drew her - an innocence that begged for and made it hard to escape. Tonks/Hermione, Tonks/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - N. Tonks, Hermione G. - Complete
The Imprint by AthenodoraHatesMe reviews
Leah finally imprints, but on Caius! How will everyone take the news? Will they be together happily? BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,183 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Caius, Leah
First Drink by Sam the Ant Ha reviews
I looked at the vodka Leah had in her one hand and then the smirk on her face. "Leah, my dad will kill me." I whispered. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Leah - Complete
Do Not Touch by hyenateeth reviews
It was sick. It was sick, but Kitty couldn't stop. RoguexKitty femslash, AU, warnings inside. Weird.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Rogue/Anna Marie
Fate by ButterMeQueasy reviews
Freddie a werewolf? Carly a vampire? Sam a mutant? Things have gotten incredibly strange for the iCarly gang as they take an unexpected trip to Forks, Washington, where a number of secrets have been unveiled about their parents. Slight X-Men reference.
Crossover - Twilight & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
Be My Adventure by BeeTheRainbowWriter reviews
Pre-Order of Phoenix. The summer when Hermione stays at Head Quaters she is feeling bored and in need of an adventure and then Nymphadora Tonks comes along and changes her whole world. Tonks/Hermione, Female slash. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Hermione G., N. Tonks
The Cullen Family Mix Tape by The Grimmy Reaper reviews
Emmett made a mix tape for the family even Jacob for some reason and this is the result... Rated T for some of the song contents...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Emmett - Complete
50 Fun Things To Do While Your Still Human by TeamEMasenCullen reviews
Alice decides that Bella needs some excitment in her life so makes a list of things to do while she's still human. Who makes prank calls with her? Who get's arrested? Read and find out. xx P.S. Story is much better than summary. I think. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009
True Colors by new perspective reviews
The ever-so-cliche plot has come back...in skinny jeans form. What's Massie Block to do in a land of brightly patterned Jansports and neon blue skinny jeans?
Clique - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Massie B., Dylan M.
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Out of the Closet by Angeliz reviews
Rosalie is ambushed on her way down the hall. Based on a joke-suggestion from friends. Crackfickery, expect nothing serious. Oneshot, Rosalie x Victoria, kinda sorta. XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Rosalie, Victoria - Complete
50 things not to do in the world of TWILIGHT! by TheFabulousKendleCrow reviews
These are just some of the things you shouldn't do in the Cullen household!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Twilight Speak! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
A whole lot of twilight quotes, phrases, people and place names, plus their more honest, funny translations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Living in Meyer by Bookworm-xxx reviews
When Ashley opens her door up into Bella Swan's bedroom the last thing she expects is to get trapped in Bella's fictional world. How will she get home and more importantly, what will she do when in Bella's absense the story starts to go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,685 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
North Star by purple-panda95 reviews
“I told you to be careful. It’s not my fault you didn’t take my warning,” he said, tilting my head back and smiling. I screamed as Jason’s teeth pierced my neck. The Cullens eventually come in. Better than it sounds. Please read?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 36,982 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009
Second Chance by eeniemeenie reviews
Massie Block did everything to be accepted- loved. But it was never enough. And all she recieved, in return, was rejection. Songfic, T for swearing. R&R.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Massie B. - Complete
Mindgames by sirenastarot reviews
Nessie's grown-up and has an itch to scratch. She goes to Leah for help. Written for ninapolitan's Friday Free For All. This is a Lemon filled one-shot. You've been warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Leah, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Family Secrets by sirenastarot reviews
Now Complete! Post BD. Five happy couples live in the Cullen house. Bella discovers a dirty little secret about the Cullens. Rated M for a series of lemons. If you don't like Bella with anyone but Edward, Don't Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,640 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
The House by luv2beloved reviews
The Cullens entered the House and was thrown into a killer's deadly game in which the only way to win is to lose...and the only way out is to go in. One game. Seven Players. Three rules. Game ends at dawn. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,987 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Pulling The Trigger by eeniemeenie reviews
And, suddenly, it all became too much- too much to handle. Dylington, a bit of Massington.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Dylan M., Derrington - Complete
Welcome to My World by new perspective reviews
Gossip GirlxClique crossover. When Massie Block, Claire Lyons, Dylan Marvil, Alicia Rivera, and Kristen Gregory are sent to Constance Billard School for Girls...welcome to the Upper East Side, ladies. T for occasional swears.
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009
Mike's Return by AliceCullenFreaK reviews
Mike comes home for summer break. What happens when he sees a Bella shaped blur and an Edward shaped running through the forest? After Breaking Dawn, some romance. and stupidity - for Mike. Read first 12 chapters from rowan-ride715's profile. It's hers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Mike, Edward
catwoman by BonBon294 reviews
edward nad bella are back from italy but bella gets into an accident when she wakes up she is not the same, human bella. sorry relly bad at summaries :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,982 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8928 - Favs: 15,016 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snape's Elevator Adventures by A True Weasley reviews
All Snape wants to do is get home by taking the elevator, but several people are showing up and giving him long detours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Trust In An Angel by edwardplusbella620 reviews
This is a fanfic of Rosalie's change, how she comes to be a part of the Cullen Family and her life after. Rosalie/Carlisle friendship as always.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Rosalie, Carlisle
The Game by The Real Mrz.Black reviews
Just when you thought it was over, Emmett starts all over again, and we have another Truth or Dare story Thanks to those who commented on the last, here's another! Read the first one! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
The Worst Thing about Your Parents Being Vampires by mywildimagination reviews
Renesmee gets her period. Who guides her through this important event when her mother can't?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Leah - Complete
Emmett's 79 Things to do in an Elevator by 123Meaghan reviews
Emmett finds a list of things to do in an elevator written by magical unicorns. What will happen if he does all of them, Will he become a magical unicorn too? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Emmett
Emmett's Secret by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Emmett has gone 'hunting' and the others come across a tape of Emmett, revealing a secret! FUNNY ONE-SHOT may continue on request
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Wrestling: An Esme x Rosalie Story by calhale reviews
This is the story of Rosalie and Esme. When left to their own devices, how will the girls get along. This story contains Yuri and Yaoi. rated M for a reason. Takes place after the fourth book.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rosalie, Esme - Complete
Target Protection by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella is a prostitute. snatched from streets by cops. what will happen. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE, SORRY I SUCK AT THIS! For Oriana De La Rose
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Mirage by forestsofazarath reviews
When Hermione loses her magic, she moves to the Muggle world to start a normal life. But after an encounter with Artemis Fowl, she is catapulted into a new world where she soon discovers not everything is as it seems... or how you want. HPAF crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Hermione G., Artemis F.
Curiosity by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Even if it was just for one moment, and even if her boy toy attacked him afterwards, he would like to feel her lips against his. JacobRosalie, oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2009 - [Jacob, Rosalie] - Complete
WinX: Melody by Yemi Hikari reviews
Musa is sent into a dimentional rip and can't remember what has happened, let alone who she is. What happens when she runs into a member of the Brotherhood?
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Avalanche/Lance A., Musa
Damsel by fembuck reviews
Bella’s in trouble when a mysterious stranger shows up to rescue her. But are they really there to help? femslash, f/f
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
What It Takes by epicbeast101 reviews
Random story. Emmett auditions for America's Next Top Model. Super short one shot. Funny-ish. Read inside for more info on why I wrote it.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Perfection by SeeJayKayy reviews
Blair has been cheated on. Edward just killed someone. They are the perfect dysfunctional couple.
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Blair, Edward
Safety: A Bella x Rosalie story by calhale reviews
After a lost bet with Edward, Rosalie has to keep Bella safe and have a sleep over with her while he's gone hunting. Bondage and Yuri ensue. Rate M for a reason, sometimes what you think is hate is really lust.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Future Worth Fighting For by Rolyn reviews
What happens when a set of twins from the future claim to be Raven and Beast Boy's daughters? All hell breaks loose! But what is their reason for going all the way to the past to see their parents as teenagers? Maybe the future isn't looking 2 bright BBRa
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,489 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Children of Her Heart by alybee reviews
A series of one-shots from Esme’s point of view as she reflects on the individual characteristics of each of her family members.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,768 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Esme - Complete
Playing With Hogwarts by childofflameandwave reviews
A little spoof on the 50 things not to do at Hogwarts. This story follows three girls who set out to turn Hogwarts upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,182 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - OC - Complete
Desire by SayurixMion reviews
[Warning Femmeslash and slightly AU] Regina George’s world is turned upside down when she agrees to do an extra credit project in her senior year that allows her to reacquaint herself with a familiar face from her past. ReginaxOriginalCharacter
Mean Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,156 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/10/2007
The Things Edward Saw by cocacola2 reviews
Sometimes Edward's gift can be quite an annoyance, but other times... Esme/Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Esme, Rosalie - Complete
Old Habits by Shawntail reviews
Miyuki is married, but doesn't live happily ever after. What if Shizuma invites her to her mansion, alone, with no other houses around? Just her and her best friend? Will she pick up her old habits...or has something changed?
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,850 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Miyuki R., Shizuma H.
Beware of the Worst: The Cullens by Vision in Blue reviews
What if Cady, Janice, Damon, and the rest of North Shore went to Forks High... An alternative cafeteria scene. Twilight/Mean Girls parody. Rated for Janice's blunt and colorful language, and Damon's choice of song... IF YA CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, DON'T READ!
Crossover - Mean Girls & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Cullen family songs by Alyce-Cullen reviews
These are some songs for the Cullens and other Twilight characters, me and my best friend wrote during Social studies. They are very funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009
Party by Beautifully Malicious reviews
Alice is having a party, but Carlisle and Esme don't know. What trouble will they get into? Contains a naked Emmett, lesbian moments, gross make outs with Mike, Angela flirting with Edward and Emmett kisses Bella's chest. What fun partys are! Usual paring
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Jealousy by Silvered Rae reviews
Drabble. Rosalie reflects on her true feelings for Bella, and even the real reason she seems so cold towards her. Slash. One-sided Rosalie\Bella. One-shot. CC is appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
This is Fact, Not Fiction by Musicmochroidhe reviews
Tessa thought the world of Twilight was confined to the ficition books she loved, until a family of vampires moved to her hometown and she discovered that the books were more fact than fiction. PREVIOUSLY TITLED PLAIN AS DAY. Read/Review Please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,303 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Grievances by aloquaciousgirl reviews
Esme is unhappy with the way Rosalie is treating Bella, and finally tells her so. Set during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Esme, Rosalie
James's Singer by theonlygingerasian reviews
James is running back to Forks to start over, and stops in Seattle for a hunt. What happens when he passes by a certain aparment building that holds the sweetest scent he's ever smelled? one-shot, romance related
Crossover - Twilight & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/27/2009 - James, Sam P. - Complete
Twilight Bad Girls Club by oreobabysunshine reviews
After Edward left in Newmoon Bella becomes a bad girl and she goes on the reality tv show, Bad Girls Club. Will Edward get Bella, back while she's on the show? Or will, he have to wait until she comes back to Forks, but either way will she forgive him? r&
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009
Bella's Daydream by nomorepain reviews
Edward looks into Bella's mind for some peace and quiet, only to find that her thoughts are rated X.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Day Bella Got A Cold by Musicmochroidhe reviews
Poor Bella gets a cold, and of course, EVERYONE overreacts. This is a oneshot, my feable attempt at humor, and an abuse of pretty much every Twilight stereotype! Read, Review, and Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her room by shivaun18 reviews
Two girls...one vampire, one werewolf...so different...yet so similar.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Leah, Rosalie - Complete
A mothers love by xx.Meryl reviews
Girls at school give Alice a hard time. She comes home crying, and Esme comforts her by taking her on a girls afternoon. ALL HUMAN esme/alice mother/daughter relationship
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Alice, Esme - Complete
Crimson Moon by Luckycat3 reviews
NM AU - The wolves were too late and Bella was bitten by Laurent. She must discover how to live as a vampire without the Cullens, plus deal with everything else: werewolf treaties, Jacob, Victoria, Charlie, and eventual complications. Work in progress.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,326 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lauren's POV by Julsgracie reviews
What do Lauren and Jess have to say about Bella and Edward's sudden engagement? Will they make assumptions? How do Bella and Edward react to this? Takes place between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. All in-character. One-shot. LaurenPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Lauren, Edward - Complete
In the Doctor's Bedroom by kaia2008 reviews
Jasper and Bella enjoy some time alone during a party. Rated M **lemons**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 117 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
SexyWitches Inc by Tina Redwood reviews
My most popular fic to date. Smut, fluff, all that good stuff. Blaise hires Ginny as his assistant, and he's the vice president of SexyWitches Inc., a wizarding porn company. Don't let the title dissuade you from reading; this has a plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,292 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
25 Ways to Piss Carlisle Off by Vamp-by-Night reviews
Carlisle; vampire, doctor, and matchmaker extraordinaire. We love him so but there are some things you don’t do unless you want to piss him off. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
The Cullen Song! by Twilight Black Shadow reviews
The Llama song has been re-done. Look here for the Cullen's version.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
TwiPairing Craze! by hellopeasant reviews
See your favorite pairings in situations that you request, whether it's threesomes, slash, crack, it's up to you. 13. Valentines' Day Emmett and Rosalie. Oneshotfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,783 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
The Winner Takes it All by RhiniHeartBreaker reviews
She has everything. The life I have always craved. The life I got to have a taste of before it was stolen away.' Olivia fic. R&R, please!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Olivia R., Cam F. - Complete
Knitting Lessons by Grendelsmother reviews
In an act of shameless pandering to people that she didn't know existed, Esme feels compelled to teach Rosalie how to knit, in the hopes that she will find it soothing and maybe, just maybe, learn to play better with others.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Esme, Rosalie - Complete
Family by Your Undying Fan reviews
It was…more of a place to make people disappear than an actual healing facility. She was kind, sweet, loving, and she didn't have a home. How could I resist? AH AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
Truth or Dare by Yuri Space Pirate reviews
GirlxGirl, Yuri, Femslash. Once again, the girls play a game of Truth or Dare with Mandy. This time, however, it goes much further than any of them could have imagined.
Totally Spies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Mandy, Sam - Complete
Dirty Jokes by cowlvr66 reviews
Edward has a new hobby of Dirty Jokes. oooooooooooooooooooooooooo. READ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2009
From Twilight to Breaking Dawn Karaoke by IWillBeBlackStar reviews
I have captured everyone from the Twilight Saga and now they are forced to karaoke! Britney Spears, Paramore, Nickelback and more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,203 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
The Haunting of the Twilight Cast by dazzlesparkle reviews
The cast spends a night at a haunted house.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Emmett, Edward
I Swear, Shego by x.Dashie.Pie.x reviews
Shego sneaks in to find Kim on her way out. A slight confrontation. Admittance. Mocking. All good fun! KIGO FEMSLASH Rated T
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Instant Messages: KittenMischief Contest Entry by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Bella and Alice, excited from reading DefinatelyStaying’s delicious lemony fanfics, tease each other over a web cam. What happens when Jasper comes to investigate the noises? AU/AH – HOT LEMON ALERT - Collaboration w/DefinatelyStaying
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Imprinting by carlee.nae reviews
Jacob has to tell Esme, the vampire he loves more than anything in the world, that he has imprinted on Renesmee. Set during Breaking Dawn. JacocbxEsme. Non-canon pairing. Don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Jacob, Esme - Complete
Truth or Dare: Twilight by Mon Petit Pierrot reviews
Question dare fic. Involves the characters to be very easily driven to insanity as YOU make your favorite do something that they wouldn't ordinarily do. Such as Edward. The only chance you will get. ANY AND ALL DARES ACCEPTED. Still silver candle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Human? by TayliaNinja reviews
What if the Cullens were turned into humans for a few days? How would they react? What would they look like? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Spying on the Teacher by Arbies reviews
No matter how tricky and sneaky those two girls are, we were bound to get caught. Our plan had failed, and here we were, sitting on a black leather couch. It was official: we were screwed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,446 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
A Story So Deep by Fading Twilight501 reviews
Esme is hurting, so is Bella. They turn to each other for comfort. New Moon era
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Esme, Bella - Complete
Twilight: A Musical Parody by AutumnDreamer reviews
What would happen if the reluctant cast of Twilight hit Broadway in a crappy, low budget stage production of Twilight? CRACK
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Speechless by Nature's Melody reviews
AU: When Edward left Bella, she came across someone who understood her. But when this person changes Bella for the worst, will she be able to find love again? ExB::Thanks for the Reviews, Favs, and Alerts! You all rock!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Victoria
The General Rule by turn-off-my-heart reviews
You can look, but you better not touch." Obviously you haven't heard about Harley Quinn. -HarleyIvy- silly smut turned oneshot. oy. can't make PWP anymore.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Premiere Night by Panda513 reviews
Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart on the night of the Twilight LA Premiere. AU, one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
I Keep Smoking Cigarettes by Stretch reviews
Leah takes a long drag and exhales into the bright evening air, watching the smoke fade against the dimming sky. “I don’t like weddings,” she mutters simply.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Leah, Rosalie - Complete
Reality by Chocolate13 reviews
What if Edward and the Cullens were real? Kiera, a normal, modern, Twilight fangirl, is both frightened and excited when the famous vampire shows up. What happens then when she gets caught up in a struggle between her dreams and her worst nightmares?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,511 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare Vampire Style by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
This is just a little twist about what happens when you play Truth or Dare with a vampire! It's supposed to be funny and a bit random! Hope you enjoy and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Change Me Lovely by VampGrlz271 reviews
The way I think Bella's transformation should have gone. Without all the gore and graphic stuff. You know: non-Breaking Dawn style. XDD Please, read and REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Did Edward Say to Bella? by 0041523 reviews
Emmett tells Edward and Bella a joke, Edward doesn't get it. Rated T for Dirty Humor and one curse word. 1Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth Or Dare Vampire Style by bella3590 reviews
Emmett wants to play Truth Or Dare. Will they take it to the top? Please review!* Chapter 16 up now!*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
The Phone Call by runaway xo reviews
Picks up from where SM left off on page 138 of Breaking Dawn. Bella calls Rosalie and asks for her help.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
The Real Thing by 4give4get reviews
Crack fic. DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T APRECIATE HUMOR! I mean no offense to anyone! This is what I think should happen in the series. Oneshot. JacobxOC. Pokes fun at Breaking Dawn, which was the most horrific book of them all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Twilight songs by Kayla Elise reviews
Songs I find that go along with the Twilight Series. Review and Suggest songs! Rated Teen for language and lyrics.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
The Lemon by Insanity's Partner reviews
Searching for Jane Austin fanfictions, Edward and Bella find a purple link that reads 'Twilight' on a certain fanfiction website... Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Blood Sugar by Insanity's Partner reviews
How do you get a vampire hyper? With blood sugar of course! [OneShot]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
A Strange Encounter by Insanity's Partner reviews
Remember how on Stephenie Meyer's website she talked about the uncanny similarities she found when she visited Forks? Well, what if one of those similarities happened to be that she found two certain people in a certain meadow...? AU OOC Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Fork's Got Talent by Twilight Je T'aime reviews
Bella's having a party and it karaoke time, what song will every one sing? Read to find out. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
Our Songs by Anin11492 reviews
Well baiscaly this is a bunch of oneshots about the Cullen's with songs. A lot better than it sounds! Please r&r!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008
The Girl Who Cried Lipitorious by moosie49 reviews
Renesmee makes up a word that has everyone confuzzled and she gives each person a new meaning to the word.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Magpies by Kimmeth reviews
Ten standalone drabbles relating to the rhyme about the eponymous birds. Set at various points. Mixture of characters, pairings and feelings, ranging from humour to angst, some canon, some noncanon, some slash. After a very long haitus, this is now done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Emmettlicious by its not you its me reviews
Emmett being himself while he thinks he's alone.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Inhibitions by Capricorn75 reviews
Edward is in for a surprise when Bella comes home after a night drinking with the girls. What's happened to his shy, sweet Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unfortunate Slight by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
To say killing James was an unfortunate slight, is like saying the Pacific Ocean is a small insigificant puddle. Victoria's reactions to all that insued after meeting the Cullen 'family' and her subsequent obssession with the death of Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,747 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Victoria, Edward - Complete
Friction by everfire reviews
GirlXGirl. Femslash. Rouge X Boom Boom Tabitha . Rouge can't touch anyone, so she can't help but be careful and distrustful. Can Tabitha teach her to relax and feel the music? "Harsh friction of her leather pants against mine" VERY SUGGESTIVE.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Boom-Boom/Tabitha S., Rogue/Anna Marie
Bella's dream by andstraightontillmorning reviews
All the Cullen's are in Bella's room, she is dreaming. Jasper can feel how erotic her dream is. Poor Edward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Switched by gwnmonkey reviews
Unsuspectedly Edward and Bella's bodies get switched. Now Bella is in Edward's body and resisting her body's scent. Together, they have to hunt down the vampire that changed them. My friend Danielle wrote this and asked me to put it on the site for her. R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Bedward by tangledshadows reviews
Emmett and Jasper come up with a nickname for Bella and Edward: Bedward. Finding this particularly offensive, Bella is determined to take revenge; give 'em a taste of their own medicine. But will it be enough to restore their dignity and honour? Find out.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Special Gift by fembuck reviews
Bellatrix gets Narcissa a special present for her birthday. femslash, blackcest, BellatrixNarcissa, NarcissaBellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Happy Marriage by fembuck reviews
Narcissa shares with Pansy the secret to a happy marriage. femslash, NarcissaPansy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Narcissa M., Pansy P. - Complete
Confessions of Lauren by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
What is going on in Lauren's head? Why does she always seem so bitter? Set in her POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Lauren - Complete
Blurred by Jason Retpatch reviews
Ginny has a secret involving Hermione. Hermione finds out, and she's stuck at the Burrow for the rest of the summer. What will ensue? GinnyHermione, Femslash, Smut, incest in later chapters, possible character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
That's me? by Megan.T.Cullen reviews
Some of the Twilight characters' reactions to the actors portraying them in the movie.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Truth or Dare by The Real Mrz.Black reviews
Emmett is bored. And nothing good comes of that. And this time its in the form of truth or dare Sequel:The Game is up!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
An Image to Uphold by Slave2Writing reviews
Bonnie has an image to protect. Second in the Abortion Series
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Bonnie R. - Complete
Fun with the Llama Song by once.bitten.and.twice.shy.14 reviews
This is just something that my friends and I made up when we were bored. It is a conversation that the Cullens and Bella have regarding the Llama song.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/24/2008
The Brokenness of Blair Waldorf by writergirl2003 reviews
Truth be told, Blair had no idea what she wanted. She wanted everything and nothing at the same time. She wanted Nate, she wanted Serena, she wanted things to be the same, and yet wished they could be completely different.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Blair, Serena - Complete
Extraordinary by Ava Sinclair reviews
Twilight fangirl Elisa Jensen is well aware that there's not much in life she can't mess up on an epic scale, but the last thing she ever thought she'd be able to ruin was the storyline to her favorite series...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,217 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
17 Things Edward Cullen Would Never Say by VampGrlz271 reviews
Our beloved Edward Cullen So proper. So old-fashioned. But boy oh boy, are we about to change THAT! 17 things that Edward Cullen would NEVER say.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Emmett's List by Lace168 reviews
What is the worst Emmett could do in an elevator? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
After Hours by fembuck reviews
Andromeda is returning to the dorms after a late night study session, and finds that she is not the only one prowling the hallways. AndromedaBellatrix, BellatrixAndromeda, blackcest, femslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Professor Swan by Mademoiselle-Carl reviews
Bella was changed, but not by Edward. A mistake, a misunderstood situation, resulted in their separation for 25 long years. What happens when Edward unknowingly enrolls in a college course taught by none other than Professor Bella Swan? BxE. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Claws by lucidreams reviews
Wolverine's having a practice session in the danger room when his animal and violent instincts begin to rise. A darker, more violent side of Wolverine is portrayed in this story. Warning: Contains violence and sexual language. Hints at sexual violence.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Wolverine/Logan, Storm/Ororo M. - Complete
Hogwarts Chat Room by Tina Redwood reviews
Hogwarts gets a chat room. M for Harry&Ginny's webcam cyber, etc. :D One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Revival by x.Dashie.Pie.x reviews
Shego disappears for two years and returns to Kim with an explanation. Kim seems to have a new side to herself as well. Short oneshot FEMSLASH Kigo FF Rated T Short and Sweet
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Shego, Kim P. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by wallflowertea reviews
Hogwarts students have their share of truths and dares.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 7/19/2006
Third Party by silver drip reviews
After many years of marriage Edward brings up the subject of a threesome. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee by Tina Redwood reviews
Read letters between your favorite characters as Fred and George try to find someone to work at their store. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Poor little mind reader by tortgirl reviews
The Cullens torture Edward with songs in their heads funnier than it sounds please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,764 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
Love is a TenLetter Word by xxStephenieMeyerWannabexx reviews
Imagine falling in love with your best friend. Imagine your best friend's fiancee being your ex-Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. Now imagine you are a troubled young woman whose secrets remain hidden. Hermione/Tonks oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
Cullen Kareoke by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella's singing in the shower gives Edward an idea. Please read and review. Some Eclipse spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
The Riddle by Rissohma reviews
Will Edward finally be beaten by Bella when he can't solve a riddle? Humor one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Mortal Mode by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Sequel to Truth Or Dare:Undead Style! The fun continues, at school! P.S. Please if you haven't read Truth Or Dare: Undead Style read it first otherwise not everything's gonna make sense! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Us And Clare by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to 'Ice Makes Passion.' After the fight with the Volturi, the Cullen Family adopts little Clare. A series of events in her life, with the Cullen siblings as parents!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007
Slappy's Day by Anti-Cosmo1 reviews
The life of Slappy in his modern habitat
Goosebumps - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2007
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
When the Hot Ice Melts by soultaker78 reviews
What if Icy had taken Bloom prisoner the night she took Bloom's powers? WARNIGN: FEMSLASH AND RAPE. New chapter added.
Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Bloom, Icy - Complete
Too Close For Sisters by MissingxMe reviews
Alice takes Bella on a shopping trip for a new wardrobe for Bella to show to Edward when Alice does something. [BellaAlice][OneShot] Like I said, this is for experimenting. Have a problem with the couple dont read it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Darling Pansy by fembuck reviews
Hermione witnesses Pansy in a private moment and has a very unexpected response to it. HermionePansy, femslash, femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Joy in Small Places by fembuck reviews
Fleur invites Tonks over to dinner for some girl talk but the evening takes a very expected turn. Contains DH references. TonksFleur, femslash, femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Fleur D., N. Tonks - Complete
Cause and Effect by 00010111 reviews
No one is born evil : there is a method, a reason, for the madness of Bellatrix Lestrange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
What not to do after reading twilight by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
Things I came up with on what not to do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007
The Thing About Fairytales by Shini02 reviews
Oneshot. In the middle of the night, in the middle of a rain storm, Toad coaxes one of the X–Men's newest recruits to go for a midnight stroll. Introducing the New X–Men's Megan “Pixie” Gwynn. ToadxPixie.
Crossover - X-Men & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Megan G./Pixie, Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Karaoke night! by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Playing With Fire by fembuck reviews
A picture of Bellatrix appearing in the Daily Prophet after her escape from Azkaban makes Molly remember some things she would rather not. BellatrixMolly, femslash, femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
CONTEST!: by Chi Kartalia reviews
This is what happens when Chi has coffee...oh...dear...lord. Cullens and Wizards alike singing in a kareoke competition, what could be more amusing? Add in hyper Chi, and you've got a recipie for disaster!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Almost by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
“You don’t understand, Alice! I would have killed every single one of you to get to her! I didn’t even recognize you, my own wife!”
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
Parasite by NightWarrior reviews
One of the Xmen is taken over by a remnant of a murdered mutant with an unusual mutation. The question is: Who's been infested, and can the others find out who it is before more of them are possessed by Parasite? Please READ and REVIEW. Feedback is vital.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Cyclops/Scott S., Rogue/Anna Marie
Augh! by NightWarrior reviews
In which Kitty and Lance go shopping, and run into a superpowered pervert: The Hidden Salami! As expected, Lance doesn't react very well. Semidrabble crossover with a Phil Foglio short comic. Please try to review if you read.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Avalanche/Lance A., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Acceptance by Pixie Child reviews
She thought that after the mutant thing, she'd be ready for anything. KittyRogue
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Destiny by GothikStrawberry reviews
Pointless drabble about Irene. : Warning: Hints of femslash!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Complete
Show and Tell by fembuck reviews
While the XMen are busy battling Magneto, Mystique and Rogue run into each other in an unexpected place and find out that they have more in common then they ever would have imagined. RogueMystique, RogueMystique, femslash
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Rogue, Raven/Mystique - Complete
Strawberry Season by fembuck reviews
A midnight conversation over a bowl of strawberries reminds Jean and Ororo of the past. FemSlash, JeanOroro
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Jean G., Storm - Complete
Downpour by fembuck reviews
Storm checks on Jean after her friend is brought back for Alkalai lake only to find that Jean is quite unlike she has ever seen her before ... FemSlash, JeanOroro
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Storm, Jean G. - Complete
Girl Drama by Car616Mel reviews
Georgia wanted to be popular. A popular girl introduces herself to Georgia, but is being friends with the most popular girl in the school what Georgia really wanted? Note: Not really a mean girls fanfic but this story is based on mean girls.
Mean Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Complete
Love Me by rahmfan reviews
When Amara said the word 'dad', Tabitha feels confused. But a walk in the woods, reflecting on life, love, and family is just what she needs. SLASH ALERT. Tabara.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2005
Double Life by Yuri Space Pirate reviews
Sam and Mandy have to work on a science project together, but Sam gets alot more than she bargained for. This story is femmeslash, shoujoai, yuri or whatever you like to call girlgirl stories.
Totally Spies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,150 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Christmas Cheer by theM reviews
A christmas present written for the Xmen femslash group... EmmaJubilee oneshot
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Complete
Truth or Dare by TheWriterOfFanFiction reviews
The three students play Truth or Dare along with many others! Please read and review! CHAPTER FOUR UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/11/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Girl With The Broken Smile by Scribbler reviews
[Oneshot] Wanda and Kitty communicate. Femslash. [Continues in Fifty Ways]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. - Complete
Truth or Dare Mixed Up by TheWriterOfFanFiction reviews
Students from all over Hogwarts play Truth or Dare! Shocking revelations and hilarious dares! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004
Mechanical Animals by FireBugJL reviews
X-23 has escaped from Trask and joined the X-men. But what will happen when an old enemy from her past comes back for revenge...And what if that enemy was named Rogue? AU, Romy or Rietro.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004
Truth or Dare by tre reviews
It started out as just an innocent game of truth or dare...WARNING: CONTAINS SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2004 - Published: 11/18/2000
Victoria's Secret by LethalBeauty reviews
Ororo, Logan and a Victoria's Secret catalogue, nuff said
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Ororo M./Storm
Love Song by Freeverse reviews
This is the SECOND Mystique/Destiny songfic and it's written by the biggest Mystique fan in the universe- yours truly. Yes people, this is slash. Rated for kissyness and implied sex.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2003
Open Your Eyes by Kitty Rainbow reviews
Whilst Artemis is lying in Intensive Care, Holly and Juliet must remain outside the room and await news.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2002 - Holly S., Juliet B. - Complete
Egyptian Witch by OhSuzannaOf2005 reviews
Vampires made her and orphan. Now she has come to Bayville to get her revenge. Bad title, I know -_-. R/R please.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2002 - Published: 1/28/2002
Things That Would NEVER Happen in X-Men: Evolution by Untamed-Dragonfly reviews
YES another one, brought to you by me, Hansuoki Fox! Rated for a bit of language.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2002
One Thing That's On Everybody's Mind by kojie reviews
Guess what's the one thing that's on everybody's mind???? C'mon, take a guess!! (Hint: It's a 3-letter word & rhymes with Wanda's power...))
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2002
Goth Vs. Ditz by Gwen1 reviews
Rogue and Kitty make a bet: can Kitty stand one day goth and Rogue one day preppy?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2002
Family Problems by Gwen1 reviews
Kurt yells at Mystique for being such a bad mom.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2002
The Birds and the Bees and the Wolverines by joanofarc15 reviews
Marvel girl becomes a Marvel woman and now it's up to Wolverine to give twelve-year-old Jean Grey 'the talk.'
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Wolverine/Logan, Jean Grey, Beast/Hank M., Cyclops/Scott S.
Things The X-Men Would Never Say! by X-Hen Evolution reviews
Yes, I know there's a million of these, but here's ANOTHER one!! *evil laughter*
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2002
Theme Song by Lucid Dreamer reviews
The Brotherhood get a theme song. But, of course, they argue about it first.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2002
Attack of the Clichés by the mean spleen reviews
There's some naughtiness in here but it's all in good taste, if that's possible.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2001
What You Can Hear On A Tuesday Night by Lucid Dreamer reviews
Tuesday night at the mansion, and the boys let their imaginations completely take over.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2001
Calendar Girls by Lucid Dreamer reviews
Pietro and Lance get a camera & photography assignment, beware girls of Bayville. Sequel(sorta) to "Invincible". Please r/r.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2001
X-Men...Evolution? by Silver Sunshine reviews
Yay! It's nonsensical story time! The comic book X-Men get a glimpse of a new cartoon called "X-Men Evolution". ; - )
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2001
X-cised Scenes by the mean spleen reviews
Sorry 'bout the title, couldn't resist it. This is an ancient story that I rediscovered recently.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2001
Towels and Steam by Millennium Queen reviews
Scott and Jean each think the mansion is empty. They assume too much. Very short.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2001
Dirty Little Secret reviews
Being a vampire can be tiring. Being a vampire with a terribly annoying family can be even more boring. So when my facade broke and I became the hellbent monster that lived inside of me, someone had to pay. One question: Who am I and who did I kill?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010