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Joined 04-27-10, id: 2342771, Profile Updated: 01-29-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

What I listen to: anime soundtracks, video game soundtracks, movie soundtracks, rock, jap rock, metal, classical/romantic/baroque

What I play: Piano, electric guitar, classical guitar, drums, shakuhachi.

What I want to learn to play: Pipe organ

Hobbies: Composing music, listening to music, auditioning headphones, shopping for headphones, shopping for music equipment, studying Japanese, philosophy, culture, reading esoteric subjects, reading manga, watching anime, thinking about things, trying to draw manga/anime characters, creating fantasy landscapes, wishing I could live in another world so I could train and train and become strong and defend the whole world from evil forces.

Career: Translator. Anime music composer! Video game composer. Drifter.

Ultimate dream: "For all people to understand each other" - Jiraiya

Purpose in life: "There probably is no point in living" - Orochimaru

Self-proclaimed purpose in life: To help the people of the world grow.


Colour: Dark electric blue

Number: 22

Day: Friday

Weather Condition: Thunderstorm

Natural Disaster: Tornado

Music Type: Dark/Intense

Story/Movie Genre: Anything original, interesting, thought provoking, emotional but not cheesy, funny

Composers: Yasuharu Takanashi, Toshiro Masuda, Akira Senju, Hans Zimmer, Philip Glass, Hideki Taniuchi, Gabriel Faure, J.S. Bach, Beethoven, Purcell

Bands: Nightmare, Slipknot, Tokio Hotel, Metallica, My Chemical Romance, Evanescence, Muse, Red

Song: Nothing You Lose by Nightmare

Instrumental: Orochimaru Fight

Comedy: Fawlty Towers

Anime: Naruto


Sex: Female

Star sign: VIRGO

Virgo’s have keen minds, are inquisitive and are skilled at drawing information from people. This trait also makes them naturally intuitive. Combine this with their remarkable memories, and we see an advanced, analytical personality.

Ascendant: AQUARIUS

Those born with Aquarius rising approach life with strongly held ideals of how the world should be. They consider themselves to be fair-minded, and respectful of the views of others. Aquarius has a genuine talent for ingenuity and creativity. As a social sign they are interested in making contributions that benefits humanity in some way and also progresses intellectual understanding.

Chinese Zodiac Sign: SNAKE

Snakes have always been the seducers of human beings, as heard in the story of "The White Snake". In reality, Snake people are both charming and popular. Snakes are spotlight magnets, and they will not be ignored. Peer group attention and public recognition are the least of what he expects. Yet snakes are never noisy or deliberately outspoken, and they have excellent manners.


At its most basic, the story tells of a young scholar who falls in love with a beautiful woman, unaware that she is a white snake that has taken on human form. A monk intervenes in order to save the scholar's soul and casts the white snake into a deep well at the Leifeng Pagoda.

Chinese Zodiac Ascendant: MONKEY

The Ascendant in the Monkey sign lends the native a special sense of humor and makes him/her be a funny person. The native having the Monkey as his/her Rising Sign can also be energetic and resourceful.

Blood Type: A

Introverted, Intense, Inventive, Demanding, Perfectionist, Sensitive, Cooperative, Creative


You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega - PS3
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Do Pokemon cards count too...?
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Guy side: 11


You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like. Well, maybe a little.

You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.No, lego's better
Like being the star of everything... in some ways I guess

Girl side: 6

Hilarious Labels(May not be accurate - I found these on someone else's profile)

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or any other part of your body"

On T-Rat (Military food):
"Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only..."

On a blanket from Taiwan:
"Not to be used as protection from a tornado"

On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists:
Rememeber, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."

On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink:
"After opening, keep upright."

In a US guide to setting up a new computer, which was INSIDE the box:
"To avoid condensation forming, allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening."

On the bottom of a Coke bottle
"Open other end."

On a Korean kitchen knife:
"Warning: keep out of children"

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: "Fits one head."

Things to do in an Elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm INDIAN so I MUST smell like curry.

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The Truth Beneath The Rose by dreamfall07 reviews
Lightning is the CEO of a huge and influential weapon company (swords and guns). There she meets her new employee Fang. How will they get along? Will Lightning's secret be revealed? See and find out! Full summary inside. (FLight)
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,747 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 7/23 - Fang, Lightning
The Other Battlefield by Genril reviews
This battlefield was completely different to the one Lightning and Fang were used to. FLight
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,758 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 2/2/2012 - [Lightning, Fang] - Complete
Disgusting by WakingUpSlowly reviews
A dark high school AU, in which Annie Leonhardt is a sexual masochist, relying on her bitter rival Mikasa Ackerman to get her off and keep her secret. Unbeknownst to one another, each girl has a great deal struggling with the implications of their relationship.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,646 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - [Mikasa A., Annie L.]
Dark Possession by DarkPossession reviews
Anko Mitarashi is turning seventeen, but the one she'd tried to forget has come back to haunt her once more. What will she do when the man she'd used to admire with all her heart reveals that he wants her to be his again? Anko/Orochimaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,832 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Anko M., Orochimaru
The Snake Demon by Callmemarmar reviews
A story of abuse, love, and friendship, Anko must fight against her abusive sensei who threatens her very existence. But will she be able to defeat the demon in her life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,375 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
The Legendary Three by WhiteSnakeRebirth reviews
Ever wondered what really happened between them? When did the sannin began to walk their separate paths? Embark on Jiraiya's pervy adventures, the death of Orochimaru's parents, and Tsunade's crush on...who? Pairings included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,361 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S.
Morning Glory by NinjaSheik reviews
With vengeance on her mind, Anko struggles in a search to hunt down the man who ruined her life, Orochimaru. A new feeling starts to bloom within her as she is now thrust in a dangerous tempest of the darkest desire and passions of the heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,072 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - [Orochimaru, Anko M.] - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Hystericaled reviews
Because eavesdropping is not the right thing to do. Jiraiya finds this out the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
The In Between Years by ncfan reviews
-Shizune, Tsunade- You were like my mother. But sometimes I think the only reason I stayed with you was the waiting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Shizune, Tsunade S. - Complete
Let It All Run Down by Jasper Sealights reviews
"Let's raise a toast to a sad story. You made it hurt so bad." Anko reminisces about her past, mainly about the sensei she loved like no other, Orochimaru. OroAnko-ish. Twisted tragedy. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Had Things Been Different by Brynn Dharielle reviews
Unintended, unexpected, a meeting takes place between two shinobi who know each other, but outside the walls that contain their common past. A new chance arises to face the problems of old, but will the conclusion be any different? [OroAnko, I guess.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
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Being In Love With A Fictional Character reviews
No matter what I do, I can't get a certain Naruto character out of my head. The only thing I wish for, the only one I want. It's stupid, I know. But that's not the saddest part. The worst of it is... I can't make him real.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Complete
What is this dreadful place called the real world? reviews
Orochimaru winds up in Australia after being sucked into Itachi's Sword of Totsuka. The eternal genjutsu he now resides in – IS IN FACT THE REAL WORLD. He discovers the only way out of this hellhole is to pay the Creator of Naruto a visit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Orochimaru