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Joined 10-26-00, id: 23428, Profile Updated: 12-31-10
Author has written 12 stories for Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego, Jhonen Vasquez, Trigun, Emperor's New Groove, Harry Potter, and How to Train Your Dragon.


Hey all. Name's Lio. Been writing fanfic since I was 15.

I started out with writing mainly WOEICS stuff, but I've branched out considerably since then.

Saying that I tend to do really odd stuff is like saying the ocean is damp.

Wondering where else you can find me online?

MY TWITTER FEED: - A great place to get fic updates, odd thoughts, links to fantastic fan-related videos and posts, and other fic tweeting.

MY LIVEJOURNAL: - Find articles with tips for fanfic writers, my take on fan culture, updates on how my RL drama effects my fan work, and exclusive short stories that don't appear on any other site.

'One Last Problem' Links:

Want to know more about Viking views on gays and lesbians? Check out and

Want to know more about Viking marriage rituals? Check out and and

Want to know more about the logicstics of ages of consent from in centuries past? Check out and (And thanks to reader 'Just Me' for these links!)

Want to know more about real-life athlete and prosthetic pioneer Aimee Mullins? Check out:

Want to know more about "Shield Girls" and other Viking Women Warriors? Check out

Want to know more about the Goddess 'Hel' and the Viking Underworld? Check out )

Want to know more about Baldr, Viking God of Beauty? And why you really wouldn't want to change places with him? Check out

Want to know more about the psychological issues amputees have to deal with? Read the discussion section at for some fairly depressing anecdotes

Want to know more about how to care for a limb post-amputation? Read

Want to know more about Viking Hygene? Read: and

Want to know more about Viking men's preoccupation with their genitallia? Read: and

Want to see the more interesting parts of Jay Baruchel's body of work? (18 only!) See:

Want to see more on emprical studies of human sexuality? (18 ONLY! NO EXCEPTIONS!) See: and . If you don't know what the Kinsey Institute is see:

Want to know more about Amputee Sexuality and what exactly a 'Devotee' is? (18 Only!) See: and

Want to see some examples of marital consumation in movies? See Snow White:
and Marie Antoinette:

Want to know about why Astrid would use germanic contraceptives? See:

Want more info on multi-family viking living conditions? See:

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Into The Woods reviews
The sequel to "One Last Problem." Need I say more?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,997 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
One Last Problem reviews
Even Toothless knew Astrid and Hiccup had been a couple. But a year ago Hiccup suddenly stopped being around. Astrid is determined to find him and fix the problem. Now with historical footnotes!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,080 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup
Painful reviews
There was only one word to describe Meryl’s courtship with Knives… KnivesXMeryl KXM
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,997 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Knives, Meryl
Double Edged reviews
Two perspectives on a night spent out in the storm. KnivesXMeryl, KXM
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
A Wack Upside The Head reviews
A modern day fan character gets hit in the head, finds herself in Kuzco’s empire. Hilarity and vicious jokes about common fanfic errors & conventions ensue. Booyah.
Emperor's New Groove - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 11/5/2006
Nightmares reviews
Sometimes the happiest places are the hardest to face... SeverusLily
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Finding Life Series reviews
“Down by Felicity, there’s a large property out in the desert. If I don’t find you by tomorrow, go there and wait for me. Don’t stop for anything, or they might find you. Do you understand?” Contains: VXW & the ol' reincarnation chestnut
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,524 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 4/5/2005
Oatmeal reviews
If mares eat oats, and does eat oats, what’s eating Knives alive? Crossover Between Trigun and The Cell
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/9/2005
I'll not be a gentleman reviews
We've all seen the horror movie cliche, right? Necking couple at the lake gets disassembled by psycho killer? Let's just say this lake's maniac is in for the surprise of his life...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002
Sensation reviews
Amazing what you think about, when you're lying on the floor with massive hemoraging...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/3/2002
Be Careful What You Wish for... reviews
Known throughout the WOEICS fanfic community as a fic the author took her good sweet time to finish. Two years of off and on writing amounted in THIS... ug... I'll do a revision sooner or later but.. what? What is it about? Oh! Er... The Chief gets a chan
Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2000
Glennan Glennan Sandiego et la DIC inc reviews
We've finally got our own section! Thank you! All right, on to the story... What if Zack, Ivy, Carmen and the Chief sued DIC over the last season?
Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,246 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/22/2000