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What up peeps?? My names Calli and The Harry Potter Series is my total obbsession!! I Just turned 14 and I found this website so I signed up. I am starting my first story but pleaase have pity and dont critzize me too much cuz this is my first time writing fanfics!! Also, I love the Reading the books at hogwarts fics, so tell me if you see one!!!!

My Fav Bands

-Paramore(as shown in my profile pic)


-The Killers

-Fall Out Boy


-Panic @ the disco

-Breaking Benjamin

-Three Days Grace



-The Fray

-Linkin Park

-All-American Rejects


-Good Charlotte

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. That kid you called stupid? He spends hours with a tutor. Don't make fun of people unlelss you have walked a mile in there shoes.

-The Best Friend Pledge-

1. When you are blue, I will try and dislodge whatever is in your throat.

2. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

3. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

4. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could get until you stop whining.

5. When you are confused, I will use little words.

6. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me. I don't want whatever you've got.Jk (sort of).

7. When you fall, I will ask if you're okay, sit there and laugh at your clumsy butt.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend has your back. A best friend has a KICK ME sign to put on it.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

An Ode To My Mom(she's sitting next to me, laughing)-

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

He said I love you, I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullshit

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake.

Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel?!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

"Guns don't kill people. I do."

"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty

37 Things to do in an elevlator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

ut of Jury duty

Damnit the swings are taken

Dont like my additude? call 1-800 kiss my ass

Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face!

A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "Where should we hide the body

Friends are God's way of apologizing for our families

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. – Anon.

'When life hand you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!'

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." – Anon.

"Friends are God’s apology for relatives.” – Anon.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? ~ Anon.

Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like flash and then it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

He: Why do you wear a Bra if you've got nothing to fill it in?
She: You wear pants, don't you?

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and so is mine if you sit down.

He: Can I invite you a drink?

She: I'd rather you gave me the money

He: Can I have this song?
She: All yours.

He: Your body is like a temple.
She: Sorry, no services today.

He: Where were you all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

A day without light is, well, night

- Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

- Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

- Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

- I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

- Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

- If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO(does anyone get it...?)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are

Break my Heart, I break your neck

Life isn't passing me; by it's trying to run me over

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask the stupid questions.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

You and me is friends. You cry, I cry. You smile I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I gonna miss your emails…

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

Love comes in many colors

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Love your enemies! It really pissess them off!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

I'm not insensitive, I just don’t care

Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends; if they're ok, then it's you!

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional

"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."

-I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

-Save the earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate.

- I've heard that it’s possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, what’s the fun in that?)

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me...

-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

Excuse me have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it

I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me there

-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

-Tell the truth and run- fast

-If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

-If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,

And so are you,
but the roses are wilting,

The violets are dead,

the sugar bowl's empty,

And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

"I love you" is eight letters. So is "bull crap."

People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?

You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head.

You call me crazy like it’s the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burnt in Spanish

“Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit your ass down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!”

Sarcastic! Me? Never!

Sometimes I wonder ' Why is that Frisbee getting bigger' and then it hits me...

If you don't like me there is nothing i can do. Newsflash bitch, I don't live to please you

flying is simple: just throw yourself at the ground and miss

when someone is getting on your nerves, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but only 4 muscles are needed to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them

life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain

just remember: if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

nobody's worth your tears, and the ones that are won't make you cry

everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film

the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon

stupidity killed the cat. curiosity got framed

the grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to mow

life without danger is a waste of oxygen

sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster then the police do.

We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

15 Things to do in Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

And that, my children, is a wall. But Beware! the wall is solid! Yes, be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through walls! Believe me, my children, for I have tried many times.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: I'm God's gift to women
Woman: God certainly has a sense of humor.

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and that’s why I don't go there anymore

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

You talk to yourself a lot. (hell yeah, I'm like the only person I've got to talk to!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (sometimes it's a three-way conversation.)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine (3 coffees a day on average. I COULD NOT LIVE WITH CAFFEINE!)

People think you're insane. (no they don't -checks letters sent to her, referring her to several different 'unique' mental homes- hehe... yeah.)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. (right, let's get this straight. If I disappear off the face of the Earth for a week, it's not because I'm writing - it's because I've been abducted by man-eating offspring of Frankenstein and Bella-Swan-The-Idiot. Just so you know to call the authorities.)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (my e-mails? everything I say goes off into a longlonglong ramble!)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (I have a new keyboard :) so not yet, no.)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (what's that...?)

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (er... yeah, sure! What the hell is English 101

The Potter Mansion- His Forgotten Family-,r:8,s:0&biw=1366&bih=557

Joey's Band Look- His forgotten Family-,r:3,s:0&tx=33&ty=86

Joey's Regular Appearance- His Forgotten Family-,r:9,s:74&biw=1366&bih=557

Danny's Regular Appearance- His Forgotten Family-,r:2,s:0&biw=1366&bih=557

PLEASE READ: I am really sorry guys but it's going to get harder and harder for me to update until the end of the winter. I recently made a school sports team and its been monopolizing my time lately. And my teachers keep on piling on the work to prepare us for midterms. I promise that every spare second that I get will go towards finishing the chapters so that you guys can get the story you deserve. Thank you guys for reviewing and encouraging me to continue writing. -Calli=)

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Harry Potter After the War by PotterFanSteve reviews
ATW takes up the Harry Potter story on the day after the end of the Battle of Hogwarts, and will continue the story through to the DH Epilogue, and probably beyond. Years One, Two, and Four are now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 610,779 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Legacy of the Headband by Golden Solidus reviews
When Aang masqueraded as Kuzon for a few days and mysteriously disappeared after throwing a secret dance party, his actions changed the small Fire Nation school. Revolution is afoot! Societal messages abound. Includes On Ji, Shoji, Hide,and others. Reviews always appreciated. Story will be updated when possible. Follow and enjoy!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,461 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Kuzon, On Ji, Hide, Shoji
Aftermath by Blue Leah reviews
Life goes on after the great battle at Hogwarts. Is everything as peaceful as it seems? Covers the missing chapters between the final chapter and epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 110 - Words: 243,908 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 8/14/2007
Watching Glee by Melody Harmony Hummel-Anderson reviews
Blaine recieves a gift from Sue and it is a package of DVDs that show the future. All of the Warblers except Kurt watch. Kurt joins in in the second chapter when things get emotional with his return to MccKinley.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,431 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Tale of the Multiple James Potters by fieryhairedmaiden92 reviews
A time travel fic Three Potter children visit the first generation of Marauders! Hilarity to ensue. After all two pranksters who just happen to be the same age and just happen to be named James Potter couldn't get into any trouble right? Cannon pairings. UNDER REVISION! Chapter 1 REVISED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,675 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 9/8/2008 - James P., Teddy L., Lily Luna P., James S. P.
Time travel gone wrong by Cherry2013 reviews
next generation travels back in time
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,050 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Rose W., James S. P. - Complete
Before We Were Even Thought Of by AllyKnight reviews
When Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Hermione leave their kids in the same house together, the mischief begins. Join Hugo, James, and Lily as they travel back to 1997 and drag a reluctant Al and Rose along with them. Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,772 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Rose W., Albus S. P.
You'll Never Get What You Want Unless You Take It by hipsandhallways reviews
AU Finn and Blaine have been friends for years, but Blaine has never met Finn's step brother Kurt. What happens when Blaine falls in love with his best friends brother. Blaine is 17, and Kurt is 15-16. Blaine never went to Dalton, Kurt did.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,201 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Opposites: New Generation by Alchemist1917 reviews
The sequel to Opposites has arrived, following all three of the Stone children as they take on life, both the mortal kind and the Olympian kind.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,944 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 5/16/2010 - OC, Percy J. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 4039 - Favs: 4,608 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Looking for Percy by goingmywaydoll reviews
If your girlfriend is Annabeth Chase and you go missing, she is bound to find you. With a little help from a feisty daughter of Zeus and her brother, his best friend, a handy son of Hephaestus, and a spunky daughter of Aphrodite. Post Lost Hero.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,277 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
When Are We? by Kayligh007 reviews
Time travel fic. Rose gets her hands on a time-turner, and naturally, all her cousins find out. What could possibly go wrong? Set mostly during the Order of the Pheonix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,748 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Rose W., Albus S. P.
Learning About Each other: The Lightning Thief by penguinlover250 reviews
The Argo II has landed at Camp Jupiter. Reyna has decided that to learn more about Percy and the Greeks, they will read the Percy Jackson books. The readers are: Percy, Annabeth, Reyna, Jason, Hazel, Frank, Piper, Leo and Grover *spoilers for SoN
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,051 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Percy J.
Just Two Innocent Bystanders by Nalasan reviews
They couldn't deny that watching these guys was their favourite pastime... The story of Kurt and Blaine, told through the eyes of our most beloved Warblers! -Complete-
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,287 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
In Need of a Hero by thepenspal reviews
When Lily Potter translates a spell that can bring someone with the power to defeat Voldemort into their world, the last thing she and the order expected was a skinny seventeen year old Harry Potter. Story is back and will be finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 3,322 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., James P.
All Thanks to a Memory by Zuvie Girl reviews
Time travel fic. Harry is thrown back in time due to a special memory, and gets to spend time with his teenage parents while he is teaching.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,948 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
I'll Hate You Forever, I Think by kris250 reviews
Some things are universally known. Snape is unpleasant. Peter is hopeless. And James and Lily will always hate each other. But then, what does anyone really know? Join the Marauders and friends as they face tragedy, crack jokes, and, somehow, find love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 67,505 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Heroes of Olympus: The Son of Neptune by ProphecyS reviews
My version of book 2! Jason and Rachel rescue a half-blood in Central Park, who may have some insight into where Percy Jackson might be. Another Giant has risen to challenge the demigods and a new prophecy sends them on a daring quest to San Francisco.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,879 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Jason G., Piper M.
The Afterlife by Randomly Assigned reviews
A novel about life after the Battle of Hogwarts; weddings, romance, children, jobs, and "normal" life for many whose lives have been anything but normal. But soon it might all be shattered by a new witch on the scene. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,738 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sword Practice by zhangly reviews
A one-shot in which Piper McLean watches an old video of Percy and Annabeth's famous Camp Half-blood kiss. Post-TLH. Percy/Annabeth, Slight Piper/Jason. Written for The Prompts: Third Prompt - First Line Dilemma.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Annabeth C., Piper M. - Complete
Someone Better Bloody Rescue Me by littlepixiebookreader reviews
Ginny Weasley was going to kill her future husband and the rest of the Golden Trio...Because only they would leave a Time Turner around...That two children would mess with and then Whoose! Off we go! Back to the summer before the Trio's fifth year!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,927 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Unexpected Visitors by Lourdes-Sunrise-Princess reviews
James, Albus and Lily Potter-while in their father's office-stumble upon an old time turner unaware of what it does. Now it has sent them back in time, exactly 38 years. Will they meet their grandparents? What adventures await?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,645 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Harry P., James S. P.
Past, Present, Future OH MY! by Gred.then.Forge reviews
After messing with Harry's old time-turner, Teddy Lupin, James, Albus, and Lily Potter are sent back in time to Harry's third year. As they try to keep their identity hidden, romance blossoms, humor takes place, betrayal, epiphanies, and chaos ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,095 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - James S. P., Albus S. P.
The Broken Time Turner by Periwinkle Dwarves reviews
Read as Teddy, Victoire, Louis, James, Al, Rose, Lily, and Hugo accidentally break a time turner and are sent back to Harry's sixth year. How will the people from the past react and how will they get back home?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,526 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Potter! You're Dead! by TheDeathlyHallows-123 reviews
On the day of Victoire and Teddy's wedding, James finds a mysterious box which smashes and transports Victoire, James, Albus, Lily, Roxanne, Hugo and Rose to 25 years in the past...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,311 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., Victoire W., James S. P. - Complete
Memory Lane:Percy Jackson Style by booklover484 reviews
Jason, Leo, and Piper don't know much about our famous Son of Poseidon, so who better to ask then Annabeth, but will she agree? Will Thalia, Nico, Rachel, and Grover get her to spill the history between them?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Naked Phase by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Learning how to be a parent is a life-long process, but Aang and Katara thought it would be easier than this! Why can't they make Tenzin keep his clothes on? Kataang, Maiko, undescribed nudity. ONE-SHOT
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - [Aang, Katara] Tenzin - Complete
Soulmate by alternativeaccount reviews
A re-do of some of the more... cliche MR plots, in my style; whilst trying to avoid falling into the traps laid out for me by other authors. Has an actual plot. Incluces lemons, limes, and plenty Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Max, Fang
Learning About Us by Promise.Me.Promise reviews
Harry gets the memories of Lily, James, Sirius, Remus and some others about their life starting in their seventh year. So he watches his parents fall in love, break some hearts, cause some chaos, and of course their final end. LE/JP, SB/MM, RL/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,546 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Don't Call Me That by Molly Raesly reviews
A series of drabbles between Lily and James that I decided to write because I wanted to be self-indulgent one last time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Please.Insert.Name reviews
Harry is sent back to the Marauders time and becomes the new DADA teacher. With old friends and new enemies around the corner how will he cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,349 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
When the War is Over by zefron-zefroff reviews
What will happen between Harry and Ginny? Will their relationship pick up where it left off, or are they just not meant for each other? Begins right after chapter 36 in Deathly Hallows *Author previously named HuskerChick*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,353 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Kids of the Future by Elizem18 reviews
Takes place after MAX, but just pretend FANG never happened! When the flock meets their future kids, how do they deal with it? Fax Fang/Max, Eggy Iggy/Ella, Lots of FAX as the chapters progress!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,758 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
What the Future Holds by The Stark in the TARDIS reviews
What happens after DH? Learn the fate of the Elder wand and numerous relationships. All canon. H/G, Hr/R etc..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,417 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Tough Love by HardRiRi reviews
Princess Serenity is engaged to Prince Endymion. Like most love tales, there's a battle of wits, heavy arguments, and a lot of tough love for these two. Whether or not they can find the "love" in that statement or just live with the "tough" is up to them.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,389 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Prince Endymion, Princess Serenity
Back to Privet Drive by pamela1967 reviews
Post DH. As the wizarding world recovers from the war, Harry and Ginny go back to see the Dursleys one last time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Brat by Historybuff1536 reviews
"Brat" Origin:Croatian. English translation: "Brother" Missing moment from DH between Ginny and her Brothers. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Getting to Know You by Mrs.Alice.Whitlock reviews
At Louis' party, James and Fred end up breaking a Time-Turner and send themselves, Teddy, Victoire, Albus, Hugo, Rose and Lily back in time to the Order of the Pheonix. What will happen? Read to find out...AU, TL/VW RL/NT HP/GW RW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,492 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Teddy L., Victoire W.
Stealing Time by Mrs. Roonil Wazlib reviews
It's a perfect afternoon at the Burrow, the summer before Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts... until two strangely familiar children show up, throwing his and Ginny's lives out of orbit. But are they really who they claim to be, or is it all a facade?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Wedding by LOV3theARTS reviews
"Here we are. Dudley, I welcome you to the Burrow!" Dudley is invited to go to Harry and Ginny's wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,342 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Return of the Father by Stars Enchantress reviews
A summer storm ruins any plans that the occupants of the Burrow may have, but with it comes a unexpected arrival. With it, comes James Potter. Alive and well. Set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,257 - Reviews: 3936 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Harry P., James P.
Dead Men Don't Bleed by notevenhere reviews
Harry's life with the Dursleys has never been ideal. He's learned to accept that. Sirius doesn't think he should have to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,760 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Advanced Protection by taylaymartinay reviews
the order of the phoenix realize that the only way to protect the children of the future is to bring them to hte past. lily and james are excited to meet their son for the first time, remus never intended for children, sirius is just happy not to have an.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - James P., Harry P.
Schizophrenia by Frada reviews
First fic. Raven's powers are thrown out of whack one night and now her emotions are battling for dominance of her body. Wll the Titans survive? T becasue of Robin lol . BBXRae fic with some RobXStar.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,016 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
A Second Chance by RedHal reviews
Harry and Ginny time travel to the past and Harry gets a second chance to meet his his mother is pregnant with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,571 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Man Enough by The Sad Privateer reviews
Sometimes, Paul wonders what he was thinking when he asked Sally Jackson to marry him. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
The Return of the Marauders by Ash-Varnei reviews
Harry is called back to Hogwarts after Hagrid finds six living bodies in the Forest. The only problem is, those people died years ago. The Marauders have returned to Hogwarts... But what will happen to the traitor Pettigrew? Set 8 years after DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,273 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Blast from the Future? by lovely42 reviews
Harry and Ginny's future kids pay them a visit. Set during DH just after Mad- Eye died. please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,305 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lorna by fanfic-nerd-101 reviews
After Sirius' death, Remus receives a letter from a muggle orphanage. It turns out that Sirius had been searching for a girl and not just any girl; the youngest Potter girl believed dead and who was in fact very much alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,914 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Carried Away by dinosoprano reviews
Harry goes to fetch a dangerous book from the past when the Marauders slyly follow him back, but the door they used vanishes...along with Harry's kids. Can he fix it before he vanishes too?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,664 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Twins, Overprotective Brothers, and Innuendos by scorp-luvs-rose-4eva reviews
Twins, Overprotective Brothers, and Innuendos in that order . This is about what happens when Harry and Ginny's children go back in time, to the summer before the Horcrux Hunt. Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Back From The Past by purpleducki88 reviews
Harry's parents come to Hogwarts in his seventh year, that's fine. But what about his children? HarryGinny, RonHermione, LilyJames. Rated T for mild romance andor language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,478 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Harry P., James S. P.
When Are We? by Ramzes reviews
Don't touch it!" Teddy shouted, but since when had James started obeying commands? He turned the hourglass and the world around them started spinning... and spinning... and spinning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,072 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Teddy L., Albus S. P.
30 Years Ago by DistractedButSerious reviews
Hermione makes a timeturner that goes back years, but asks Harry to look after it for her. When looking into it, he falls in. Now he's stuck in the era of the Marauders, teaching DADA! Now he's got to find a way back without anyone knowing his secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,817 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
An unremarkble child by Anonymusss reviews
When Miss Petal started the new term at her primary school in Surrey, there was something she had not bargined for standing in the playground... COMPLETE five chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Above and Beyond by ginnyjaffa reviews
What happens when Lily and James die and go to heaven? How do they feel about being in heaven while Harry is on earth, fighting Voldemort alone? This is the story of their afterlife, and the people who arrive over time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,083 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Back to Before by NivMizzet6977 reviews
1st fic. constructive flames welcome. Harry goes back in time to teach at hogwarts while his parents are still in their sixth year. cliche but i always wanted to write one of these. T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,906 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A very complicated life for a child by crouchintiger reviews
Five year old Harry is sent back in time to Hogwarts. His teenage mother helps look after him, unaware that he is her son. Harry's father, James, shows great dislike towards him, but Harry eventually gains the courage to stick up for himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,356 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
After the Battle by mugglegrl84 reviews
What happened between the final battle of Hogwarts and the Epilogue of 19 years later. How did Harry and Ginny get back together? What was their life like? H/G with some R/Hr. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 80,387 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Someday by harrypotterginnyweasley7 reviews
This is the story about what happened after the quidditch match against Ravenclaw. I have read a lot of stories about this and have taken ideas from all of them and created this one.I dedicate it to all of those who have written hpgw fics.R&R if u want.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Seeing Harry by apple hearts reviews
Harry's teacher watches him and Dudley whilst they work. What she sees disturbs her. Mostly cannon compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Always by MrsGPotter2 reviews
How did Ginny react to Harry upon their reunion after Deathly Hallows? This story is my answer. Bit of sadness, laughter and love. Cannon compliant. First Fic! Please Read and Review! One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Back Dropping by question-mark007 reviews
five days before his seventeenth birthday, Harry comes face to face with his family. His sons, his godson, his daughter and, of course, his wife. the problem? he's at the Weasleys for Bill and Fleur's wedding. A/U and mainly follows the future Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,101 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Arthur and the Minimoy Series by 082 Martian Scout reviews
Original called: "Arthur and the Adventures of the Seven Kingdoms". Welcome, one and all, I present to you, something truly special. Arthur is returning to the land of the Minimoys, but there's a catch, he's not going alone.
Arthur series, Luc Besson - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
The New Defense Teacher by Ablus Severus Potter reviews
It's two days befoer the start of a new term at Hogwarts, and Dumbledore is in need of a new DADA teacher. What will happen when a young man with a lightning bolt scar shows up to apply for the position?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Harry P., James P.
They Say We're Family by Crystal-Iris reviews
Oneshot. Post DH Epilogue. Dudley's daughter reflects on the side of her family she never really got to know. Companion piece now up, entitled Never Gave Them Much Thought
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Letters from Above by Siriusly Duckling reviews
Molly Weasley receives a strange letter from above. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Molly W., Lily Luna P.
School Reunion by R.I.P. Fred Weasley reviews
A Primary School Reunion for Harry soon becomes deadly when Lucy 'The Popular Chick' wants Harry and wants to eliminate Ginny, who happens to be pregnant. If your looking for a MORE serious story, its not here, this is just a light idea, I had one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,904 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
All the Difference in the World by Lady Alinor reviews
Oneshot. It's the summer before Harry's fifth year, and a quiet evening at the Burrow turns into a roller coaster ride with the arrival of two children from the future. What's worse, they're claiming to be Harry's and Ginny's. ChallengeFic for SIYE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Stealing Sheep by Pittsy reviews
Lily's having disturbing dreams about arguing with and- urgh- kissing James Potter. She can't figure out why until one of her dreams comes true. Are these premonitions of the future? Will she allow the inevitable to happen, or will she change her fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,859 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Coolest Potter by Lady Tol reviews
Who really is the coolest Potter? When James, Albus, and Lily travel back to the Marauders' Time, they will find out. Language, DH Spoilers, and a little AU because of Lily's age.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,902 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - James P., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 5,390 - Follows: 584 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Observations by sheffers reviews
Sometimes it is easier to see a couple falling in love when you are not in that relationship. Ron, Hermione, Neville and Luna watch as Harry and Ginny start to fall in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,300 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
But She Took Him by Aria Gray reviews
At 34 Harry finally confronts the Dursleys. Ignorant of Harry's past with both the Dursleys and the war, his children witness the unfortunate incident. How will Harry ever explain this? HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Time Turner Troubles by DOTMW reviews
COMPLETED! When a wayward spell destroys their father's Order of Merlin, The Potter and Weasley kids go back in time to fix it only to get lost and run into Order of the Pheonix two years before Voldemort's Defeat...HPXGW, RWXHG RLXNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,242 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Vigil by Liselle129 reviews
Katara is keeping watch over Aang, waiting for him to wake up, when Hakoda suggests she take a break. Father daughter bonding with a healthy helping of one sided Kataang. Not quite The Awakening compliant, but close.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Katara - Complete
The Dursley Witch by Who Me-3 reviews
It's two years after the Epilouge and Dudley Dursley gets a surprise he never saw coming, his daughter' letter to Hogwarts. Update 2/26/08 Over 36000 hits! Thanks so much everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,735 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
Potter Family Reunion by fuzzynavaljewelry reviews
COMPLETE This is not your normal timetravel fic. It's a timetravel fic on crack, taking a bath in LSD, gargling Nyquil and singing Puff the Magic Dragon. If you think this is a LilyRemus fic, then you obviously didn't read past chapter two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Baby Sitting by lerene reviews
A humorous tale of Sirius and Remus baby sitting a few month old Harry. Harry is not making it easy for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Claustrophobia by Celebony reviews
Harry's childhood comes back to haunt him. A HarryWeasleys bonding fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,049 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
Love is in the Air by Lilith St. James reviews
Pairing fic. BBRae StarRob CyJinx. Things r starting 2 get back 2 normal as Raven copes with Malchior's lies, but things get stirred up when a villain shows some different colors,& a mystery figure shows up inside the Tower.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,209 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Complete
A Shift in Time's Clockworks by jellyjulie reviews
When Harry falls back in time, [to the Marauder's seventh year, in fact], and finally allowed time with the parents he never knew, what will be the effect on Lily and James? First fic, please R&R, PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,668 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 7/12/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fast Forward Our Lives by MysteriousPadfoot2106 reviews
The marauders, and their friends, Lily and Allie are in their 6th year at Hogwarts. What happens when Sirius does a random spell that launches them into the time period of the golden trio?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,483 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Memories of the Future by Phantom of a Rose reviews
TimeTravel AU 6 year After a potion gone wrong Lily and the MaraudersPete are thrown into the future! The come to find a pensieve and deside, stupidly, to go inside. They find that the memories of the future arn't all lilies and roses.Overused plot, Read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,331 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P., James P.
An Claidheamh Soluis: Sword of Light by AineRose reviews
It can be rather confusing to wake up in a hospital bed, and be told that you're supposed to be dead, along with your husband and his snoring best mate. And Lily Potter is confused And she's not the only one! Post OotP, pre HBP. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,017 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
Apparation by Because-I-Got-High reviews
1980. The order of the phoenix members are all called to have an immediate meeting due to an odd apparition of some sort that reveals what looks like the future… What happens when one of the hologram figures falls out of their time into theirs? SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,481 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., James P.
Lullaby by loritrelaweny reviews
During the summer between fifth and sixth year, everybody loses touch with Harry, and they decide to do something about it. Warning: depictions of abuse and violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,272 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Teasing, Teaching and Time Travel by Tanydwr reviews
HIATUS. Harry becomes DADA teacher. In 1977. But what mystery shrouds the DADA teacher? The Marauders want to know. HG, y'know. Rated for language and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,757 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Burden of a Destiny by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE Sequel to TOAC. Voldemort has returned but not everyone is ready to believe it. Harry enters his fifth year at Hogwarts changed from the events of the Triwizard Tournament but how much can one person endure before they eventually break?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,639 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Full Circle by Celebony reviews
[Sequel to Recnac and Flawed] A glimpse into Harry's life at age 23 after everything that's happened to him. One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 158 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix by AmStarr reviews
A Fifth Year Story. [COMPLETE] HG. Warning: Child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,169 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 6/7/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4275 - Favs: 4,519 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Unexpected by Potter25 reviews
Lily has spent 6 years building walls around her to block out pain, who do you think will be the one to break through? a L/J fic. WARNING: LATER CHAPTERS MAY HAVE TO BE PG-14 follows them from 7th year until death,and a few chapters beyond! R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 178,040 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter, Time Traveler by Jitterbelle reviews
*Completed and AU* Harry opens a book that sends him 21 years into the future where he meets Lily Potter, his fiery teenage daughter. Harry wants to know his about future but it seems that everyone he trusts is keeping secrets from him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 160,049 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/18/2002 - Published: 7/25/2002 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
His Forgotten Family reviews
What if Harry wasnt alone? What if his family had been hidden for their protection? When they finally come out of hiding, can they help Harry get through everything he has and will face?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,644 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., OC