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Joined 04-27-10, id: 2343725, Profile Updated: 02-28-14
Author has written 10 stories for Fusion Fall, Tangled, Princess and the Frog, Mulan, Hitman, Rise of the Guardians, Star Trek: 2009, Mafia, and Frozen.

Helloooo and welcome to my page! My name's Dani and I hope you like my stories. Most of them are one-shots since I'm lazy and tend to write only whenever I get the urge, but I hope you don't mind 'em short and sweet ;)

Things I like: Friends, family, God and his son, swimming, sci fi, music (rock and techno/dubstep), movies, computer and console games, comic books, animals, anime and manga, candy, computers, food, nice people and free stuff.

Things I dislike: Rude people, racist jokes, dirty places, bad movies, long lines, Reese's Pieces, rap music, white people who act black, Twilight series, minivans, Mary Sues, and math problems.

Favorite color: Red

Favorite number: Seven

Favorite Quote: "I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine."- Bruce Lee

Favorite pickup line: "Is that a cellphone in your back pocket? Your ass is calling me."

Favorite Confucius quote: "Man who stand on toilet high on pot."

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The Differences Between Us by Rinara reviews
A year after the events of Hitman: Absolution, Diana Burnwood suddenly dies of natural causes, leaving a fifteen-year-old Victoria to fend for herself again. Always watching from the shadows, Agent 47 reluctantly decides to temporarily care and raise Victoria until she turns eighteen. Chapter 4 now up.
Hitman - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013
Observatory by BeeBear-Chick reviews
Vito and Henry struggle with a relationship kept under wraps. By the Bee
Mafia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Vito S., Henry T.
Spirited Awry by Undercooked reviews
When malnourished Chirhiro's parents are stabbed by a hobo in a deserted town, can some Amish kid, a really ugly madame, and some other idiots help her? Or is she screwed?
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Chihiro O.
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
The Fence and its Pants by Sorikaii reviews
Scene from TKAM in the POV of the fence that Jem gets his pants caught on. Crack fic for English class. It's hilarious, just give it a try
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Jack and the Fangirls by Talia reviews
Jack desperately needs a new gi, and his search leads him across some unexpected paths; an obsessed fangirl, francophone bounty hunters, several bullets, a drag queen and the Saxon army among them. Written in the style of Delacorta.
Samurai Jack - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Complete
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The Storm Inside reviews
He made her feel warm. She made him feel alive. Jelsa *Final chapter now posted*
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,250 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
Under Velvet Skies reviews
One-shot between Jack and Elsa detailing their first time together -based off of the fic 'The Storm Inside'-
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Complete
Shades of Gray reviews
Vito Scaletta is forced to work for the ICA in order to pay back his debt to Bruno. He gets more than he bargains for, however, when he becomes Agent 47's partner in crime. Mafia 2/Hitman crossover possible M rating later on
Crossover - Hitman & Mafia - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Vito S.
Private Matters reviews
Ben wants to do it in a public place. Jack doesn't. With enough persuasion, however, Jack finally gives in. Oneshot Ben/Jack slash
Fusion Fall - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
Got You Cornered reviews
Shang is forced to occupy Shan Yu while Mulan and the others take the emperor to safety. Shan Yu/Shang noncon, rape, humiliation, all that good stuff
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Shang, Shan-Yu - Complete
Storage Room Quickie reviews
Naveen and Tiana get it on in the storage room during work hours. Too bad they get caught. Oneshot Naveen/Tiana
Princess and the Frog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Tiana, Prince Naveen - Complete
Perfectly Normal reviews
Flynn has a problem with premature ejaculation. 'Nough said. Oneshot Rapunzel/Flynn
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Where No Fusion Has Gone Before reviews
The Fusion Fall members decide to stick themselves in the Star Trek universe! Stupidity galore! Contains content from both the original Star Trek series and Star Trek:2009. Read at your own risk.
Crossover - Fusion Fall & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
Snowballin' reviews
There's a Christmas party going on and Ben leaves it to find Jack. This results in a snowball fight. Ben/Jack
Fusion Fall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
Heads reviews
Ben, Jack, a penny, and a dirty joke. Contains slashy material, so tread carefully y'all.
Fusion Fall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
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