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Joined 04-28-10, id: 2344529, Profile Updated: 07-09-13
Author has written 6 stories for Pokémon, Full Metal Panic, and Red Faction.

My oh my, what abandon-ness! Anyway, I'm still retired, and well...honestly, I don't do fanfiction anymore. Sure, it was fun and all, but I'm happy with my newfound Gmod career, and I'm going to start doing more original work from hereafter. Basically, it's a museum here.

There will be no updates to this here account, no stories...nothing. However, I'm available on Deviantart, Steam, PSN and maybe I'll branch out to other social websites in the future...dunno when, but eh. You never know. Check out the links below:

http://dilbertnakabuto.deviantart.com/

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Dilbertoddone

Enjoy yourself.

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A Cluster of Stars by RobDaZombie reviews
Especially recommended for: People who want to relax and unwind, people who wish to escape a little from the real world, and people who have accidentally killed a rare shiny pokémon.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 70,144 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 4/30/2009
Kami's Saga by The Shadowed Wolf reviews
The story of a fairly average girl who gets tossed into one of the stragest worlds ever. Fair warning in advance, this is not your standard TF2 universe. Based off of my good buddy TheInvertedShadow's YouTube video series.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011
88 Reasons why it's good being a suit of Armour by Snoring Tiger reviews
With Alphonse being in a suit of armour, he has lots of chances to do things we ordinary humans can't. This is a list of advantages to being a suit of armour, as Al needs some credit!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 34,918 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield leads Shepherd and crew to save galaxy! Now updated with Chapter 18! Assault on the enemy base!
Crossover - Garfield & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,601 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Garfield, Miranda L.
Lupin III vs Sam and Max by BurninatorBoombox reviews
Full title: "Lupin III vs. Sam and Max: Shenanigans on Overdrive!" Everyone's favorite canine and rabbity thing rascals meet everyone's favorite gentleman thief rascal! Scandalous crime fighting and crime making action! Who cares who wins, anyways!
Crossover - Lupin III & Sam & Max - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010
Boundless Waves by SilverStream101 reviews
What happens to the Straw Hat Captain after he suffers from the tragic incident that has befallen all of his nakama? What is someone to do when everything that they lived for is gone? To find out, you gotto read. WARNINGS inside.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Luffy - Complete
Back to Life by Hunter Kitty reviews
“I did die!” Bill proclaimed, confusing the heck out of everyone in the room. “But it turns out, when you die here, you reappear in a nearby closet or safe house!”
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Funeral For A Friend by Disco Ant reviews
Fujiko dies and everyone attends her funeral. Not as in depth as I wanted it. And shorter than I wanted it as well. Woe is the Ant of Disco...
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Never mix Detective with Sake by Still Dreamer reviews
Hughes had too die. L had to cry. Light had to give him sake...Oh, god...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
The YuGiOh! Gang Meets the Three Stooges! by Yoru no Kuronue reviews
The Three Stooges become trapped in the YuGiOh! World! Includes talking statues, Tristan as a poodle, and gorillas, as well as Yami Malik's return, Kaiba versus a British gorilla in chess, and Larry hair for Joey! And a mean Tea. YAY!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Complete
The Calvin and Hobbes Show by CoolGirl89 reviews
My take on a Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin and Hobbes get stuck with Rosalyn for the weekend! Completed.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Complete
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Ponder
Alec ponders about his future. Requested drabble.
Red Faction - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2012 - A. Mason, Samanya
A Full Metal Panic Christmas! reviews
Sousuke tries to understand Christmas a bit better, and ends up making one thing he always does with holidays: CHAOS!
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sousuke S., Kaname C. - Complete
A Mystery Science Theater 3000 Pokemon Adventure! reviews
When Mike and the bots build a machine, they are all sucked into the Pokemon world and want out. But what happens if romance, odd jobs, Crow as a boxer and a sacred diamond about to be stolen?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010
Kurz and Melissa Make a Fic reviews
When these two make a fic, there is some small debating, Kurz trying to wait playing Left 4 Dead 2 after doing the fic and some beer that makes Melissa's tummy sick.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Kurtz W., Melissa M. - Complete
Of Canaries and Birthdays reviews
It's Melissa's birthday, but Sousuke mistakens it by thinking she wanted a canary. It all goes downhill from here...
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Melissa M. - Complete
Things Without Brock reviews
Brock dies and everyone attends his funeral. Another of my dramatic and dark stories.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Brock/Takeshi - Complete
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