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Joined 04-28-10, id: 2344780, Profile Updated: 08-20-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Mortal Instruments.

OKAY! IM EXTREMELY BORED! SO IMMA PUT DOWN ALL MY NICKNAMES! MOST OF THEM WERE CREATED BY LAFFYTAFFY0401 (ice/celine/a lot of other names...)

-Olivia

-Oli-E (random, my second life as a rapping sensation)

-Faux Juggernaut (Ice)

-Dumber

-Livvie (hence the username)

-Liv

-ET (Ice is sure im an alien, well shes a mermaid and a dyed blond goth wannabe and a fairie... wait i wasnt supposed to tell anyone... oh well)

-Oliver (ice... my trans-gender name)

-Oli-pop (dont even know where this came from)

-ginger (im a strawberry blond... not even fully red, ICE)


MY FAVE QUOTES

'You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don't mean, you know, literally a big rock.'
'Very amusing, my sarcastic friend'.
--Clary and Jace, City of Bones, Cassandra Clare

"Jesus!"
"Actually, it's just me. Although I've been told the resemblance is startling."
--Luke and Simon, City of Bones, Cassandra Clare

'It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234.'
--Jace, City of Bones, Cassandra Clare

'Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides he wants to take a bath with the duckie.'
--Jace, City of Bones, Cassandra Clare

If you were half as funny as you thought you were, you'd be twice as funny as you are'
--Madame Dorothea, City of Bones, Cassandra Clare

'To love is to destroy and to be loved is to be the one destroyed'
--Jace/Valentine, City of Bones, Cassandra Clare

"Why would I have a spider? Do I look like someone who could collect them?"
"No offence, but you kind of do."
--Luke and Jace, City of Ashes, Cassandra Clare

"...Usually, I'm remarkably good-natured. Try me on any day that doesn't end in y."
--Jace, City of Ashes, Cassandra Clare

'I thought I'd lie on the ground and writhe in pain for a while, it relaxes me'
--Jace, City of Ashes, Cassandra Clare

"I am a man and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman and bring me something brown!"

--Jace, City of Glass, Cassandra Clare

"We came to see Jace. Is he alright?"

"I don't know, does he normally just lie flat like that on the ground without moving?"

--Clary/Magnus, City of Ashes, Cassandra Clare

"No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns." (I dare you to guess who said that, its obvious isn't it)

--Jace, City of Ashes, Cassandra Clare

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Climbing Across Monkey Bars by KissingFire reviews
After Jace and his mother move into a house down the street from a playground, he begins seeing a little girl visit the park alone, every night. After befriending her, Jace realizes she doesn't spend the night at the park for fun. It's her escape. AU/OOC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,481 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
Boarding Schools by coraline olivin reviews
Clary is sent off to boarding school, after her parents get a government job. at her new school she meets she meets a boy, hes arrogant, a player, and kinda annoying. but hes also utterly gorgeous and pretty tolerable at times. and there lies the dilema
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Crazy by KissingFire reviews
Clary never considered herself crazy. But when she finally gets shipped off to an asylum, full of psychos who want to kill her, Clary needs to learn how to survive, and how to avoid the gorgeous, yet insane, pyro. M for some violence and language. OOC&AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,132 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
My Dealings With the Grocery Store Checkout Man by HoneydukesFan reviews
There's something weird about my new grocery store check-out man, but when I figure out what, it might just be a little more complicated than I thought. Jace/Clary Clary's POV
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,289 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Camping Trip Gone Wrong by Rockyrocks919 reviews
Clary, Jace, and all of their friends decide to go on a camping trip to take a break from the city. After wrecking their van on the way there, they get stuck in the wilderness and Magnus' magic won't work, but that's the least of their problems.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
What if? by Werewolf not a goldenretriever reviews
Simabelle has an accident in front of Simon's mom, what will happen when she figures out that he is a vampire? a woman that knows nothing about the down world, or the shadow world, finds out in about two seconds flat. discontinued.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Simon L., Isabelle L. - Complete
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Breakups, Makeups, and the Occasional Demons reviews
"You don't deserve pizza. If you would have just taken Alec to the freakin Aquarium, we would not be in this mess!" Magnus gaped at her, "Oh puh-lease, this is just as much your fault than it is mine; you shouldn't have ditched Jace for Isabelle!"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,069 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Nothing But Lies reviews
What if Clary never went to the Pandemonium with Simon? So thats now how she meets Jace, Izzy and Alec. Clary's alone, her moms been kidnapped and all she has is a blade that glows and a map to the institute... about time to meet Jace. Right?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Descendent reviews
So Valentine is gone, but then who is Decipio, and what does he want? And is the Lightwood family about to be torn apart? Definite couples: Malec and Clace. post-CoG, pre-COFA.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,971 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
The Room reviews
Bella, the pack of werewolves the Cullens and the Volturi are in a special room where no one is allowed to curse...and there's that weird girl named Ice...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Conversations With Ice reviews
I own nothing that is associated with twilight... This is just a conversation between two authors when we were bored in class, we had a sub... LAFFY-TAFFY0401 is the one I'm having a convo with! Read her story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010