Omega the Omniscient
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Joined 04-28-10, id: 2344895, Profile Updated: 02-21-21
Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon, Call of Duty, and Portal.

I’m not gonna touch what’s down below for now. Just gonna drop a few links to currently more relevant endeavors. Edit: Welp. Some of these don’t work I guess

My deviantart (/gallery)

One of my instagram accounts:

-Art with nonsense conspiracy commentary (instagram.com/espernayr)

-Full blown nonsense, bizarre photos with bizarre text. Dark humor? (instagram.com/secretcloudsocietysecretkeeper)

-A dachshund, and sometimes her animal friends (Instagram.com/reesesissovain)

An associate’s facebook

Twitter

The Secret Cloud Society (there’s some awful music here)

New News:

Got rid of my junk stories and cleared off the bio. Now, to replace it...

I still don't know what to put here.

I got nothin'.

But don't let that stop you. Please, visit the stories. And if those are inadequate, check out the favorites. They're awesome.

ALRIGHT! Let's do this before- hold up had to turn off bold.

Now then, let's do this before I get distracted again.

Welcome! This here's the profile page of Omega the Omniscient. Weird name, right? Looks like I just grabbed a random greek letter and tossed it in front of a word with more than two syllables. Wrong! My friend did it years ago. Got the idea from that Sonic game with the robots. Omega is a playable character. If you recognize it, good for you. If not, don't worry about it. It's not really the point.

The point is this: Some of my characters early on in the Pokemon story may seem more fleshed out than others. This is because they are based on the Lego filled days of my youth(which is technically not over yet, but I digress), crafting cities, creatures, people, and stories with my best friend. Hours and hours of the stuff every day after school. Now, there's no way I can remember everything given the years worth of stories and the fact that I have failed to maintain contact with my friend (trying to fix that, but sadly distracted with school and- digressing), but what I can do is share my favorite characters with you folks. Why should you care? You don't have to! I just wanted to explain, because it's something I do. Plus it fills space on this here bio or profile or whatever you call it.

Moving along, you may be wondering some things about me, because in this information age our society is paradoxically growing more distant and more connected through the magics of the Internet. What I mean to say is, while none of you will ever actually meet me you may grow curious for any reason ranging from boredom to unfounded obsession. Hopefully the following will sate that curiosity before you commit some form of serious crime.

Name: Omega as far as you're concerned, or Omni, I guess. I didn't come up with that.

Age: As of this writing nearing 18. That means college is on the horizon. I can and will most likely use this as an excuse for slowness in updating, and if/when that happens you can and should verbally abuse me until I get back on track.

Other information: I dunno. What do people like to know? Wears glasses? Likes Pokémon? Relies heavily on spell check? Eats food? Breaths air? I will get more vague if necessary.

Beyond this I'm not sure what to say beyond I hope this was... entertaining? Informative?

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Untamed by Clarilune reviews
People say I was born without manners, but I think the real culprits are the Sprout Tower monks. After all, they pushed me out of a window because, apparently, I'm cursed. I've never been a stranger to strange things, but this was pushing it…literally.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 89 - Words: 298,872 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/13/2020 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Aipom/Eipam, Furret/Ootachi, Xatu/Natio, OC
Those Who Slay Together, Stay Together by Zombiegirl777 reviews
Richtofen, Takeo, Nikolai and Dempsey escape from Der Riese to Kino Der Toten where they meet a girl who saves their lives and proves to be an asset in slaying the undead. Who is she though and why does she know who they are? Dempsey x OC & slight Richtofen x OC
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 92,068 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen, OC
Shattered Illusion by Amaxing reviews
"This is your rival. He's been training Pokemon to kill people for about three years now! Erm... what was her name again?" "That's right! Its name is DEATH!" OC trainer fic. We're two badges through, as if that were a good indication of story length.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 173,964 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Gardevoir/Sirknight, Squirtle/Zenigame, Treecko/Kimori, Meditite/Asanan
Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 345 - Words: 698,986 - Reviews: 3569 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/12/2006
Fatal Cures by Sethera reviews
When a young Audino is dragged into a war over territory in Sinnoh, he finds out that while some may appear strong, true strength goes beyond what you were born with. A story about the differences between perception and reality. Discontinued.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,930 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Audino/Tabunne
Poké Wars: The Defervescence (Legendary Arc: Part 2) by Cornova reviews
Humanity's genocide is at hand, but the road to utopia won't be an easy one. Unforeseen consequences have forced me to remove those unfit for my paradise. By the end of the day the world will never be the same, and those remaining exist because I will it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,818 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Ho-Oh/Houou, Uxie/Yuxie
An Unlikely Partnership by Alpha-Bread reviews
"Amy", a newbie detective who idolizes the superheroes and detectives from books, finds herself teaming up with a skittish teen to find and stop the well-hidden Teams Plasma and Rocket. However, is the gullible, less-than-deadly duo even capable of outsmarting these clever crime syndicates?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,049 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Delcatty/Enekororo, Zangoose, OC
A Simple Pokemon Story by slybill reviews
When an aspiring Pokemon Hunter is given an offer he can't refuse, he teams up with an air headed rookie trainer. Along the way they experience the greatest journey of a lifetime.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 416,046 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - White - Complete
And then there were Five by Turdy1 reviews
-Sequel to Stranded in the Giant- Shortly after returning, David Jordan's squadron is transferred to sunny Florida. To bad he's stuck in the Pentagon with some familiar faces. ON SEMI-PERMANANT HIATUS.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,544 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Samantha
If There are Wolves Among the Stars by skywalker05 reviews
AU. The starship Long Night of Solace has been cast adrift, partially intact, in slipspace, and the one Spartan and one Sangheili aboard both have reasons to get back to Reach. Jorge/Six.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Jorge-052/Noble Five, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six - Complete
Discordia by Y-ko reviews
Old. Discontinued. Slowly being cannibalized to fuel several new stories.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,834 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Eevee/Eievui
Purple Glory by Shynah reviews
I just wanted to travel through Sinnoh, just that. But now I got my annoying but still best friend traveling with me, have to survive in the wild and might just get eaten by wild pokèmon. But hey, they never said that it would be easy now did they ?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,510 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011
Metroid Prime: Delusion by Andor01 reviews
A story that can indeed fit into the Metroid Prime Trilogy, Samus Aran faces one last trial on Phaaze's account before Phazon's influence can truly be over.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,740 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 12/23/2009
A Legend in Seclusion by Birdboy reviews
A trainer who commands the legendary beasts battles Red atop Mount Silver.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Red - Complete
Misery Loves Company by infinityphoenix reviews
Wheatley thought that there could be nobody worse to be stranded with than the Space Sphere, but he forgot to take GLaDOS' creativity into consideration...
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4286 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 1,989 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Reconciliation by skywalker05 reviews
Wash is seeing dead people. Sarge has thirty-seven plans for that.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Wash, Sarge - Complete
Quotas by skywalker05 reviews
He broke himself with his own hands.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Director, Wash - Complete
Get Mad! by infinityphoenix reviews
I don't want to spoil too much, but it involves Cave Johnson's Lemon Rant and a mysterious homeless man who volunteers for testing and has a reason to get mad at Aperture's CEO...
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Caroline, Cave Johnson - Complete
Just Jump by infinityphoenix reviews
Chell finally snaps when she hears Wheatley promise not to kill her if she came back. And it was so nice of him to tell her all about those nice things at the bottom of the deadly pit... Based off of the "Pit Boss" trophy. One-shot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Stranded in The Giant by Turdy1 reviews
After his fighter suffers an engine failure, Airman 1st Class David Jordan discovers one of the biggest secrets of the Third Reich. Now, he must survive it.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,776 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Samantha - Complete
Another Kind of Eyes by skywalker05 reviews
Because the sickness pads along like cat paws and to cure it she must fallandfallandfall and land on her feet. Chell discovers the cat graveyard.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Complete
Golden by skywalker05 reviews
A conversation with someone about why they can't talk is bound to be a little one-sided, but GlaDOS is willing to try. Spoilers for Portal 2.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Complete
The Fall of Samantha Maxis by SSG Dignam reviews
What is Group 935? What became of young Samantha Maxis? And what are the four heroes searching for? The answers are hidden within... Rated T for intense, bloody violence and brief language.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Dr. Maxis, Samantha
Distant Planet by Andor01 reviews
Barely two days after the events of Pikmin 2, Captain Olimar has to return to the Distant Planet once again. While not motivated to the extreme just yet, he'll soon find the Distant Planet wasn't exactly the way he left it.
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,897 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Of gods and emperors by Birdboy reviews
It is a common fact of history that, when a trainer became so strong humans no longer offered any competition at all, they would seek for themselves a legendary pokemon - a pokemon god.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Arceus - Complete
Battle Tower by Birdboy reviews
To those who knew better, the tower was a far too familiar place, one which exhibited a chilling, compelling, and altogether terrifying pull on the greatest of pokemon trainers.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Pokemon battle by Birdboy reviews
A chance encounter on route 15. Two trainers, three pokemon each: let the battle begin!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Everybody wants to be a master by Birdboy reviews
Red knew all too well how much everyone wanted to be a pokemon master; in his younger days, he too had been possessed by that drive.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
Surprise by t260g reviews
Deploying surprise in five... four...
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
The Last Justice Lord by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
He was the last of the old guard, and the first among the new. one shot
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Broken Metronome by Negrek reviews
One-shot. A clefable reflects upon her life and the lessons that she learned too late.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Complete
Was, Is, Will Be by Negrek reviews
One-shot. Xatu are said to be able to view both future and past at once. But is it really as clear-cut as that?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Complete
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Portal 2 Hell reviews
([It's been too long! In case I never come back to this, chapter 7 is a very rough outline of what would have been]) GLaDOS has been testing things other than portals in the Enrichment Center. Things have gotten out of control, and Chell's involvement with a certain resistance group is about to bring her back to the hell she thought she'd left for good. T for language/violence.
Crossover - Call of Duty & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/31/2018 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Chell
Victor Venture: Transcendence reviews
[UNDERGOING RENOVATIONS]Victor's training career is off to a rough start. His brother is a brat, his starter is a wimp, and he's plagued by doubt. At this point he'll be happy if the first step of his journey isn't his last. Little does he know, others are taking their first steps as well, and their paths will cross in ways he'd never dreamed possible. T for language and violence.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,513 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011
One More Time reviews
A man plagued by nightmares and the pokemon responsible, though not in the way you might expect.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Hypno/Sleeper - Complete