Author has written 2 stories for Criminal Minds.
Before we begin, a personal quote:
"If i can't have it in reality, I must write it in my fiction, where it can be upheld to my every last naive wishful belief."
OMG!! LOOK AT THIS PROFILE!! IT'S SO AMAZING! IT'S GOT LIKE WORDS AND EVERYTHING!! WOW!
anyway . . .
Hey! my name is Em and i live in San Antonio, Texas. I'm not too much of a fanfic writer as a just a writer of whatever the hell i feel like writing, but i thought i'd give it a go anywho. ;) But i signed up for the site cause i adore the work that multiple authors put on this site. My favs circulate around Criminal Minds and especially those around my boy genius afixiation, Dr. Spencer Ried. (So cute!) And i figured "hey, why not write some of my own fics and see if anyone takes to 'em. ;)
I'm totally open to any suggestioins on my writing and as to what to write, so feel free to drop me a line anytime. FYI in advance, i'll probly do alot of songfics because im a musiholic and my head would pop like a zit if i didn't have it. (bad mental picture, huh? sorry ;P)
I have recently decided that this site isn't so much for fan aficanados as it is for insomniacs with unhealthy obessions to characters on tv. I'M HOME, MY PEOPLE! ;D
Oh and my pic is of Mathew Gray Gubler when he used to model. drools/melts :D
Random Crap: *All the way, baby!*
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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
Notes on Being Crazy:
When one simple asks: "What time is it?" and you reply: "Time? That's a magazine! It costs 99 cents! I only have 98 cents. Rats! Rats? I hate rats! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I used to be crazy! I was so crazy, they put me in this nice white room. I liked that room, except for the rats. Rats? I hate rats! They drive me crazy! Crazy? . . .
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you and your friends take of your shoes and yell at random passerbys "shoes are for noobes." Crazy is when you have to talk to technology to keep it working (yeah...don't ask...) Crazy is when you "meow" back at your cat after he "meowed" at you just to hear him "meow" back again, and then you do it again. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Some of these are true others not so much
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice with them, then let the world wonder how the hell you did it.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes
I don't suffer from insanity,I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
You say akon-I say Green Day
ρυт тнιs ση yσυя
Bravo for you if you actually bothered to read all of the above. But it made you laugh, huh? ;)
Well, too damn bad! it's five minutes of your life I'm not giving back! Mwahahahahahaa!!! >:D
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